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Hi there. My name is Simplescience, my real first name being Matt. I came to funnyjunk in the hopes of making it a little better than when I found it. Optimistic, cheerful, and a logical thinker, I do my best to make other people feel better if they are down.

My profile picture is of Mr. Game and Watch using the move Judgement: 9. This move has a 1/10 chance of bringing up a 9. If a 9 comes up and it connects with an opponent, it is a One-Hit Knock Out.

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#220 - Bidoof, Ho-oh, Giratina, Registeel, Terrakion, Suicune, with j…  [+] (2 replies) 05/24/2013 on And we liked it. +1
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#233 - garaichu (05/24/2013) [-]
Also Latias, Cresselia, Raikou, Mesprit/Uxie/Azelf, Palkia.

I'm sure there's more but I can't be arsed to find them.
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#223 - calawesome (05/24/2013) [-]
I have to say....putting Bidoof as the face was an award worthy choice.
#80 - Kenpachi.  [+] (1 reply) 05/15/2013 on it would be dante or kirito +3
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#99 - adolfoliverbush (05/16/2013) [-]
i respect the choice, but i favor Mayuri
#5 - Picture  [+] (2 replies) 05/14/2013 on knock knock +10
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#7 - badhatharry (05/14/2013) [-]
Nigga, we got more beef than one of ya' sacred cows. But I'm about to forgive you SO HARD RIGHT NOW
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#8 - dragonicangel (05/14/2013) [-]
I've got so much street cred, they right MY NAME ON THE SIGNS.
#98 - Allow me to help you out. Based on feminist discussio…  [+] (10 replies) 05/14/2013 on Just Can't Win +22
#204 - anon (05/14/2013) [-]
It's not that you can't complain about anything. It's only when you guys try to pretend you have the solution to feminist concerns or if you do happen to be white, believe that you know how to fix racism that you need to shut up and let their voices be heard. I don't like the whole "check your privilege" thing either because it's a complete mockery now, but the base idea is just that when someone else is actually going through that shit, you have no say in how they feel or at least you have no place to try and overpower their opinions on that subject.
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#141 - inoland (05/14/2013) [-]
Okay that makes sense. Thanks mate.

fuckin nicole. She would always say it if I was teasing her (sexually), she would slap my hand and tell me to check my privilege. You could see my confusion. Thanks for the clear up mate, have a thumb.
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#125 - guymandude (05/14/2013) [-]
Every time I get in an argument about the social perceptions of rape, sexual relations/situations, and general public perception of genders with a feminist theory supporter, I always use one foolproof example:

Imagine a woman who is drunk in a foreign environment. She is drugged, and then penetrated while still in a drugged state. She wakes up the next morning completely unaware of what happened the night before. Upon finding out, she is disgusted and horrified. She knows she would never have agreed to something like that if she were sober, but all evidence points to her having been a willing participant at the time. Under current public opinion, this is considered rape. Do you undoubtedly believe this to be rape? (99.99% of time the response is a "yes")


Because in the popular movie The Hangover 2, this exact scenario happens to a male. other than the gender, everything else is exactly the same - even the penetration part. And you know what? Everyone considered his realization of this event to be hilarious. Everyone laughed along to what was supposed to be one of the funniest parts of the movie.

And he didn't even press rape charges.
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#423 - hellproof (05/14/2013) [-]
I really doubt everyone laughed, especially since that movie sucked. Your logic is flawed.
#201 - anon (05/14/2013) [-]
But that doesn't have anything to do with the viewpoint of feminists on rape because the reason why people believe it's not as bad that the dude was raped is because society believes men are supposed to be strong and women weak. Feminism seeks to rid of those assumptions and thus would too be working towards getting more recognition for male rape victims.
#132 - Wumbologist (05/14/2013) [-]
That's actually a really interesting point. I mean, the first case is definitely rape, but people don't get nearly as touchy about raping a man.
#163 - taintedangel (05/14/2013) [-]
cus a man is 'Supposed to be strong enough to fend of his rapist(s)".
#408 - anon (05/14/2013) [-]
May I have the source of the anime?
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#510 - taintedangel (05/15/2013) [-]
Highschool of the Dead
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#124 - kwanzalord (05/14/2013) [-]
feminism at its finest
#180 - I would like to make the point that I don't want go up the the…  [+] (1 reply) 05/14/2013 on And you have nerve enough... +1
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#187 - italianchef (05/14/2013) [-]
exactly. i could care less if someone believes something different than me
#170 - Let me just stop you right there. 1) 2) 3) …  [+] (3 replies) 05/14/2013 on And you have nerve enough... 0
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#174 - italianchef (05/14/2013) [-]
i hate intolerance more than what ive previously stated, its just stupid. from what you said fucked up stuff is going down and thats just not cool, but intolerance is everywhere for everything unfortunately enough. i see your point, but if i looked hard enough i could find that sort of thing o about most kinds of religious, ethnic, cultural etc group. point being people need to stop being fucking stupid and just realize that being different isnt a horrible crime
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#180 - simplescience (05/14/2013) [-]
I would like to make the point that I don't want go up the theists and say "DUDE WTF U OPPRESSED ME LONG AGO! SUK MY DIK! THURS NO GAWD". They have their beliefs and I have mine.

I'm a passive person by nature. If someone comes up to me and says "I believe in God", I'll respond with "Ok. Let's go play some Super Smash Bros.". I'm out to make a good name for Atheists, not enforce the "I don't believe in God, therefore I'm superior" bullcrap. If there is a God, then I'll probably go to hell, accepting my decision.
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#187 - italianchef (05/14/2013) [-]
exactly. i could care less if someone believes something different than me
#85 - Well, actually, when WIle E. Coyote actually CAUGHT the roadru…  [+] (1 reply) 05/10/2013 on That's all, folks +3
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#102 - privatepumpanickel (05/14/2013) [-]
he spent years looking and obsessing over that one thing, then he finally got it....and it made him question his whole existence and what he was really looking for, deep down. Life morals ftw