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Hi there. My name is Simplescience, my real first name being Matt. I came to funnyjunk in the hopes of making it a little better than when I found it. Optimistic, cheerful, and a logical thinker, I do my best to make other people feel better if they are down.









My profile picture is of Mr. Game and Watch using the move Judgement: 9. This move has a 1/10 chance of bringing up a 9. If a 9 comes up and it connects with an opponent, it is a One-Hit Knock Out.

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#72 - "Lol Sony, that contraption will never sell. Go ahead and…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/26/2013 on Things people wish they... +3
User avatar #84 - grrphc (04/26/2013) [-]
I highly doubt they said "lol".
User avatar #78 - Triskiller (04/26/2013) [-]
Nah, Nintendo didn't want to work with Sony anymore because the way the contract negotiations were going Sony would have too much power over the medium, so Nintendo cut the deal short and went to Philips. Eventually they stopped developing the CD add-on for the SNES entirely and Sony and Philips both went on to use the things they learned from Nintendo to create their own home consoles. Sony created the Playstation, with a slightly modified SNES gamepad as its controller and Philips created the CD-i.
User avatar #81 - simplescience (04/26/2013) [-]
Huh. I had always been under the impression that Sony pitched the idea to Nintendo, and Nintendo dismissed them. Then when the split-up happened, Nintendo allowed Sony to keep the Playstation, believing it wouldn't do so hot, which is what I was (loosely) alluding to in my comment.
User avatar #82 - Triskiller (04/26/2013) [-]
Nah, Nintendo wanted a CD add-on for their SNES, because the CD format was getting a lot of attention. So they talked to both major distributors, Sony and Philips. At forst they worked with Sony for a while and they created a working prototype and all, but the contract Sony wanted was not very favorable towards Nintendo, so Nintendo eventually went with Philips. After a while they just dismissed the whole idea of a CD add on but allowed Philips and Sony both to keep the assets, 'cause they're nice guys like that.

So the Playstation and CD-i happened. Thanks to Nintendo, we now have Playstation. :D
User avatar #92 - simplescience (04/26/2013) [-]
I thank you for correcting me. When I tell my jokes, I try to have my facts straight first.

Thank you for correcting me. ^.^

P.S. Do you have a link to that information? I'd like to read up on it for my my own memory banks.
User avatar #97 - Triskiller (04/27/2013) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SNES-CD

It has a lot of sources so if you want to know where the info comes from, just look up the sources.
#99 - I'm not denying a PC can do that, but I just don't have the mo… 04/26/2013 on PC > all 0
#85 - Damn, my bullying was never that bad. I did get pestered quite…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/26/2013 on 4chan makes you cry 0
User avatar #87 - pandacore (04/26/2013) [-]
Damn did she get like removed from the school system, because if a teacher makes a simple joke about a child. Like one of the substitutes made a subtle joke about a girl's skin color. And she was forced immediately to go home pretty much.
User avatar #88 - simplescience (04/26/2013) [-]
She wasn't removed to my knowledge, because I went to a new school the following year, and this happened near the end of the year.

She was the kind of person who is very out-of-touch with children. Like there's a teacher being normally out of touch with a kids life, but this woman was not only out of touch, but basically ignored anyone who said her methods weren't perfect.
User avatar #95 - pandacore (04/26/2013) [-]
Oh
#82 - I was actually never seriously physically bullied. I'm guessin…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/26/2013 on 4chan makes you cry 0
User avatar #84 - iskandersa (04/26/2013) [-]
if you really think about it, we are kind of alike
#96 - Aren't computer parts expensive? 04/26/2013 on PC > all 0
#79 - My friends would often ask why I was so trusting and forgiving…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/26/2013 on 4chan makes you cry 0
User avatar #81 - pandacore (04/26/2013) [-]
(Just to vent i guess since we all are.) Yea when i was in about 5th grade i rode the bus home from school everyday and there was this one "mexican" kid.
He thought he was the shit and so one day. I was sitting alone on the bus he goes, "Dude why do you always sit alone?"
And i could tell he was trying to fuck with me so i said nothing "What are you depressed." And all the kids started laughing, so i just mumbled
"No, but my dad is.." to get him to fuck off, yea that backfired "Hah i would be to if i had a daughter like you." I still go on this bus and ill admit that day i just cried pretty much.
User avatar #85 - simplescience (04/26/2013) [-]
Damn, my bullying was never that bad. I did get pestered quite often, but not that bad.

The most humiliated I ever was during my bullying was when I was told that I had to take a test in another room due to how bad I smelled, with the "advisor" (some woman tasked to work with me) constantly making subtle hints she agreed with my classmates. She would often say I was not allowed to go out to recess and instead had to spend that time in this "study" room and drink an entire bottle of cold water to help my insides work better.

Anyway, at the end of that test (and there was only me in the room), this advisor came in and collected my test, and I apparently had had another accident. She forced me out of my seat and practically forced my face onto the seat I had me and made me smell it.
User avatar #87 - pandacore (04/26/2013) [-]
Damn did she get like removed from the school system, because if a teacher makes a simple joke about a child. Like one of the substitutes made a subtle joke about a girl's skin color. And she was forced immediately to go home pretty much.
User avatar #88 - simplescience (04/26/2013) [-]
She wasn't removed to my knowledge, because I went to a new school the following year, and this happened near the end of the year.

She was the kind of person who is very out-of-touch with children. Like there's a teacher being normally out of touch with a kids life, but this woman was not only out of touch, but basically ignored anyone who said her methods weren't perfect.
User avatar #95 - pandacore (04/26/2013) [-]
Oh
#74 - Thank you for the compliment. It's far more than I would give … 04/26/2013 on 4chan makes you cry 0
#72 - I thank you for the compliment. It's far more than I would giv…  [+] (10 new replies) 04/26/2013 on 4chan makes you cry 0
User avatar #80 - iskandersa (04/26/2013) [-]
damn, you seem like you have had a rough life but that just proves that you can always trust your friends in a shitty situation, when i was in middle/high school i was the short fat kid, i mean i was strong for my age, but still short and fat and i had the same friend throughout for about 3 years and in those three years i sprouted up like a weed from 5'6'' to 6'2'' and i was always bullied when i was short but then i became "intimidating" to the people who used to bully me, and in all actuallity i am just a big teddy bear if you know me, it just felt good to not get shit every day anymore, i guess the moral here is, if you tough it out, it gets better
User avatar #82 - simplescience (04/26/2013) [-]
I was actually never seriously physically bullied. I'm guessing the reason for that is that I could handle names, but I was far from hesitant about aiming to hurt if someone started picking on me, and I was fairly strong for my age.

On the flip side to that though, I only struck back in self-defense, never for vengeance, and was always ready to accept an apology or a truce. I'm unable to hold grudges for more than a few months at most. I guess it made those that pestered me think it either wasn't worth it or that I wasn't actually that bad.
User avatar #84 - iskandersa (04/26/2013) [-]
if you really think about it, we are kind of alike
User avatar #78 - pandacore (04/26/2013) [-]
Well, it's good that you have people stand up for you. Those guys that helped you out, that was really nice of them. Considering now a days people are such selfish assholes.
User avatar #79 - simplescience (04/26/2013) [-]
My friends would often ask why I was so trusting and forgiving, even after all the bullying.

I just tell them that I treat others as I would have them treat me. I've lived my life this way, and I wasn't going to let some pricks in middle school change that for me.
User avatar #81 - pandacore (04/26/2013) [-]
(Just to vent i guess since we all are.) Yea when i was in about 5th grade i rode the bus home from school everyday and there was this one "mexican" kid.
He thought he was the shit and so one day. I was sitting alone on the bus he goes, "Dude why do you always sit alone?"
And i could tell he was trying to fuck with me so i said nothing "What are you depressed." And all the kids started laughing, so i just mumbled
"No, but my dad is.." to get him to fuck off, yea that backfired "Hah i would be to if i had a daughter like you." I still go on this bus and ill admit that day i just cried pretty much.
User avatar #85 - simplescience (04/26/2013) [-]
Damn, my bullying was never that bad. I did get pestered quite often, but not that bad.

The most humiliated I ever was during my bullying was when I was told that I had to take a test in another room due to how bad I smelled, with the "advisor" (some woman tasked to work with me) constantly making subtle hints she agreed with my classmates. She would often say I was not allowed to go out to recess and instead had to spend that time in this "study" room and drink an entire bottle of cold water to help my insides work better.

Anyway, at the end of that test (and there was only me in the room), this advisor came in and collected my test, and I apparently had had another accident. She forced me out of my seat and practically forced my face onto the seat I had me and made me smell it.
User avatar #87 - pandacore (04/26/2013) [-]
Damn did she get like removed from the school system, because if a teacher makes a simple joke about a child. Like one of the substitutes made a subtle joke about a girl's skin color. And she was forced immediately to go home pretty much.
User avatar #88 - simplescience (04/26/2013) [-]
She wasn't removed to my knowledge, because I went to a new school the following year, and this happened near the end of the year.

She was the kind of person who is very out-of-touch with children. Like there's a teacher being normally out of touch with a kids life, but this woman was not only out of touch, but basically ignored anyone who said her methods weren't perfect.
User avatar #95 - pandacore (04/26/2013) [-]
Oh
#90 - I'm not saying a PC is lacking. I just don't have the money to…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/26/2013 on PC > all -1
#95 - StarvedSouthKorean (04/26/2013) [-]
BUILDING PC NOT COMPLICATED U JUST HAVE TO PUT TIME INTO RESEARCH TO NO WHAT PARTS ARE GOOD WHAT PARTS DONT COOPERATE WITH EACH OTHER AND THEN U JUST NEED TO RESEARCH HOW PUT IT TOGETHER IS NOT HARD JUST TAKE TIME
User avatar #96 - simplescience (04/26/2013) [-]
Aren't computer parts expensive?
#66 - I just did actually. Check the guy right below you. 04/26/2013 on 4chan makes you cry 0
#65 - When I was around 6 years old, I was diagnosed with encopresis…  [+] (14 new replies) 04/26/2013 on 4chan makes you cry +2
User avatar #71 - pandacore (04/26/2013) [-]
Well you see what happens when you work through shit, and deal with peoples bs. You come out on top, the alpha male. Just look at you and your beautifulness
User avatar #74 - simplescience (04/26/2013) [-]
Thank you for the compliment. It's far more than I would give myself.

An interesting side note is when I told my friends in high school about this, they wouldn't get like raging mad, but they'd just scoff and be like "What the fuck? That's just immature bullshit (referring to the bullies)".
User avatar #69 - iskandersa (04/26/2013) [-]
i am truely sorry for your condition, but you did come out of high school on top, and that is something good you can look back upon and be happy about, god speed you beautiful person you
User avatar #72 - simplescience (04/26/2013) [-]
I thank you for the compliment. It's far more than I would give any to myself.

(Here's a little something extra because you really cheered me up)

One of the more inspiring moments of my life actually came in 11th grade in high school. I was the victim of a prank during a field trip (which I found out soon after was because I was seen as "the most gullible and naive"), where two guys pelted me with water balloons after asking for my help with something. In my attempt to escape after falling over, my head hit a water fountain, which the guys laughed at.

Everyone else was elsewhere, so I sat outside, and (yeah I'll admit it) I was crying. A group of guys who knew me were coming back from the store, and they saw me there. Normally, I got verbal support at most when I was pranked earlier in life. I told these guys about it (and they weren't small either. One was an athlete, this other guy was like a gentle giant you didn't want to piss off), and they were furious, and went and stuck up for me. It was the first time I can remember having friends stick up for me.
User avatar #80 - iskandersa (04/26/2013) [-]
damn, you seem like you have had a rough life but that just proves that you can always trust your friends in a shitty situation, when i was in middle/high school i was the short fat kid, i mean i was strong for my age, but still short and fat and i had the same friend throughout for about 3 years and in those three years i sprouted up like a weed from 5'6'' to 6'2'' and i was always bullied when i was short but then i became "intimidating" to the people who used to bully me, and in all actuallity i am just a big teddy bear if you know me, it just felt good to not get shit every day anymore, i guess the moral here is, if you tough it out, it gets better
User avatar #82 - simplescience (04/26/2013) [-]
I was actually never seriously physically bullied. I'm guessing the reason for that is that I could handle names, but I was far from hesitant about aiming to hurt if someone started picking on me, and I was fairly strong for my age.

On the flip side to that though, I only struck back in self-defense, never for vengeance, and was always ready to accept an apology or a truce. I'm unable to hold grudges for more than a few months at most. I guess it made those that pestered me think it either wasn't worth it or that I wasn't actually that bad.
User avatar #84 - iskandersa (04/26/2013) [-]
if you really think about it, we are kind of alike
User avatar #78 - pandacore (04/26/2013) [-]
Well, it's good that you have people stand up for you. Those guys that helped you out, that was really nice of them. Considering now a days people are such selfish assholes.
User avatar #79 - simplescience (04/26/2013) [-]
My friends would often ask why I was so trusting and forgiving, even after all the bullying.

I just tell them that I treat others as I would have them treat me. I've lived my life this way, and I wasn't going to let some pricks in middle school change that for me.
User avatar #81 - pandacore (04/26/2013) [-]
(Just to vent i guess since we all are.) Yea when i was in about 5th grade i rode the bus home from school everyday and there was this one "mexican" kid.
He thought he was the shit and so one day. I was sitting alone on the bus he goes, "Dude why do you always sit alone?"
And i could tell he was trying to fuck with me so i said nothing "What are you depressed." And all the kids started laughing, so i just mumbled
"No, but my dad is.." to get him to fuck off, yea that backfired "Hah i would be to if i had a daughter like you." I still go on this bus and ill admit that day i just cried pretty much.
User avatar #85 - simplescience (04/26/2013) [-]
Damn, my bullying was never that bad. I did get pestered quite often, but not that bad.

The most humiliated I ever was during my bullying was when I was told that I had to take a test in another room due to how bad I smelled, with the "advisor" (some woman tasked to work with me) constantly making subtle hints she agreed with my classmates. She would often say I was not allowed to go out to recess and instead had to spend that time in this "study" room and drink an entire bottle of cold water to help my insides work better.

Anyway, at the end of that test (and there was only me in the room), this advisor came in and collected my test, and I apparently had had another accident. She forced me out of my seat and practically forced my face onto the seat I had me and made me smell it.
User avatar #87 - pandacore (04/26/2013) [-]
Damn did she get like removed from the school system, because if a teacher makes a simple joke about a child. Like one of the substitutes made a subtle joke about a girl's skin color. And she was forced immediately to go home pretty much.
User avatar #88 - simplescience (04/26/2013) [-]
She wasn't removed to my knowledge, because I went to a new school the following year, and this happened near the end of the year.

She was the kind of person who is very out-of-touch with children. Like there's a teacher being normally out of touch with a kids life, but this woman was not only out of touch, but basically ignored anyone who said her methods weren't perfect.
User avatar #95 - pandacore (04/26/2013) [-]
Oh
#55 - That reminds me of this repost vintage internet post: 04/26/2013 on Don't Fuck With Grandpa +3
#60 - I was expecting a troll comment at the end, but the actual e…  [+] (18 new replies) 04/26/2013 on 4chan makes you cry +2
User avatar #64 - pandacore (04/26/2013) [-]
Would it help to vent.
User avatar #66 - simplescience (04/26/2013) [-]
I just did actually. Check the guy right below you.
User avatar #61 - iskandersa (04/26/2013) [-]
give some back story to your saddened heart?
User avatar #65 - simplescience (04/26/2013) [-]
When I was around 6 years old, I was diagnosed with encopresis (not sure on the spelling), which, and I won't sugarcoat here, made me unable to tell when I had to go to the bathroom. Because of this, I would often mess myself in one way or another.

Of course, being only in elementary/middle school, telling the truth did nothing, and my classmates believed that I did this on purpose, believing that I was too retarded to use the bathroom, and would often remark on how bad I smelled or how stupid I was, often laughing or obnoxiously holding their noses if I tried to look at them, while looking away deliberately as well.

This reputation lasted until 8th grade until I transferred to a new school, but my self-esteem and confidence was so shattered, I didn't want to look at peoples faces unless I had to, not wanting to risk being laughed at some more.

A bit of an epilogue for you: When I went to a new school in 10th grade, I ended up becoming popular enough and respected enough to win Homecoming Prince my junior year and Homecoming King my senior year (the twist is that I'm white and this was a 96% black school).
User avatar #71 - pandacore (04/26/2013) [-]
Well you see what happens when you work through shit, and deal with peoples bs. You come out on top, the alpha male. Just look at you and your beautifulness
User avatar #74 - simplescience (04/26/2013) [-]
Thank you for the compliment. It's far more than I would give myself.

An interesting side note is when I told my friends in high school about this, they wouldn't get like raging mad, but they'd just scoff and be like "What the fuck? That's just immature bullshit (referring to the bullies)".
User avatar #69 - iskandersa (04/26/2013) [-]
i am truely sorry for your condition, but you did come out of high school on top, and that is something good you can look back upon and be happy about, god speed you beautiful person you
User avatar #72 - simplescience (04/26/2013) [-]
I thank you for the compliment. It's far more than I would give any to myself.

(Here's a little something extra because you really cheered me up)

One of the more inspiring moments of my life actually came in 11th grade in high school. I was the victim of a prank during a field trip (which I found out soon after was because I was seen as "the most gullible and naive"), where two guys pelted me with water balloons after asking for my help with something. In my attempt to escape after falling over, my head hit a water fountain, which the guys laughed at.

Everyone else was elsewhere, so I sat outside, and (yeah I'll admit it) I was crying. A group of guys who knew me were coming back from the store, and they saw me there. Normally, I got verbal support at most when I was pranked earlier in life. I told these guys about it (and they weren't small either. One was an athlete, this other guy was like a gentle giant you didn't want to piss off), and they were furious, and went and stuck up for me. It was the first time I can remember having friends stick up for me.
User avatar #80 - iskandersa (04/26/2013) [-]
damn, you seem like you have had a rough life but that just proves that you can always trust your friends in a shitty situation, when i was in middle/high school i was the short fat kid, i mean i was strong for my age, but still short and fat and i had the same friend throughout for about 3 years and in those three years i sprouted up like a weed from 5'6'' to 6'2'' and i was always bullied when i was short but then i became "intimidating" to the people who used to bully me, and in all actuallity i am just a big teddy bear if you know me, it just felt good to not get shit every day anymore, i guess the moral here is, if you tough it out, it gets better
User avatar #82 - simplescience (04/26/2013) [-]
I was actually never seriously physically bullied. I'm guessing the reason for that is that I could handle names, but I was far from hesitant about aiming to hurt if someone started picking on me, and I was fairly strong for my age.

On the flip side to that though, I only struck back in self-defense, never for vengeance, and was always ready to accept an apology or a truce. I'm unable to hold grudges for more than a few months at most. I guess it made those that pestered me think it either wasn't worth it or that I wasn't actually that bad.
User avatar #84 - iskandersa (04/26/2013) [-]
if you really think about it, we are kind of alike
User avatar #78 - pandacore (04/26/2013) [-]
Well, it's good that you have people stand up for you. Those guys that helped you out, that was really nice of them. Considering now a days people are such selfish assholes.
User avatar #79 - simplescience (04/26/2013) [-]
My friends would often ask why I was so trusting and forgiving, even after all the bullying.

I just tell them that I treat others as I would have them treat me. I've lived my life this way, and I wasn't going to let some pricks in middle school change that for me.
User avatar #81 - pandacore (04/26/2013) [-]
(Just to vent i guess since we all are.) Yea when i was in about 5th grade i rode the bus home from school everyday and there was this one "mexican" kid.
He thought he was the shit and so one day. I was sitting alone on the bus he goes, "Dude why do you always sit alone?"
And i could tell he was trying to fuck with me so i said nothing "What are you depressed." And all the kids started laughing, so i just mumbled
"No, but my dad is.." to get him to fuck off, yea that backfired "Hah i would be to if i had a daughter like you." I still go on this bus and ill admit that day i just cried pretty much.
User avatar #85 - simplescience (04/26/2013) [-]
Damn, my bullying was never that bad. I did get pestered quite often, but not that bad.

The most humiliated I ever was during my bullying was when I was told that I had to take a test in another room due to how bad I smelled, with the "advisor" (some woman tasked to work with me) constantly making subtle hints she agreed with my classmates. She would often say I was not allowed to go out to recess and instead had to spend that time in this "study" room and drink an entire bottle of cold water to help my insides work better.

Anyway, at the end of that test (and there was only me in the room), this advisor came in and collected my test, and I apparently had had another accident. She forced me out of my seat and practically forced my face onto the seat I had me and made me smell it.
User avatar #87 - pandacore (04/26/2013) [-]
Damn did she get like removed from the school system, because if a teacher makes a simple joke about a child. Like one of the substitutes made a subtle joke about a girl's skin color. And she was forced immediately to go home pretty much.
User avatar #88 - simplescience (04/26/2013) [-]
She wasn't removed to my knowledge, because I went to a new school the following year, and this happened near the end of the year.

She was the kind of person who is very out-of-touch with children. Like there's a teacher being normally out of touch with a kids life, but this woman was not only out of touch, but basically ignored anyone who said her methods weren't perfect.
User avatar #95 - pandacore (04/26/2013) [-]
Oh
#74 - My mom and I don't have the money for a good computer nor the… 04/26/2013 on PC > all -1
#52 - I like how he wasn't how senior citizens are normally shown, w…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/26/2013 on Don't Fuck With Grandpa +5
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#55 - simplescience (04/26/2013) [-]
That reminds me of this repost vintage internet post:

#138 - I know that this isn't as great as the story mentioned above, …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/26/2013 on giving a kid with Leukemia... 0
User avatar #147 - imsodrunk (04/26/2013) [-]
thats a bitchin card
#68 - I hear you, man. I prefer having a con troll er (and not a Ro…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/26/2013 on PC > all -1
#84 - StarvedSouthKorean (04/26/2013) [-]
you can do all that with a pc. you can even make Steam start up big picture (steams console styled system/menu) when the computer starts up. so it can be pretty much an other console, though much more powerful and you can do more things other that gaming and watching movies (as you can still exit out of big picture and use the computer as a computer, install mods, go on the internet etc)
and more and more pc games are coming along with controller support.

I can understand it is quite daunting, it was for me. but it's really worth it once you get it down. build a pc yourself, and you will feel more motivated too.
User avatar #99 - simplescience (04/26/2013) [-]
I'm not denying a PC can do that, but I just don't have the money for a good/powerful PC to get the most out of Steam or really nice PC games.

I meant that for the money and my current situation (no job and very little money), I like what I have.
User avatar #90 - simplescience (04/26/2013) [-]
I'm not saying a PC is lacking. I just don't have the money to do what you describe, plus I'm a Chemistry major, and I hear building a PC is unbeliveably complicated.

For the money I have, and the room I have (my mom and I live in a small apartment), what I have is best suited for what I have.
#95 - StarvedSouthKorean (04/26/2013) [-]
BUILDING PC NOT COMPLICATED U JUST HAVE TO PUT TIME INTO RESEARCH TO NO WHAT PARTS ARE GOOD WHAT PARTS DONT COOPERATE WITH EACH OTHER AND THEN U JUST NEED TO RESEARCH HOW PUT IT TOGETHER IS NOT HARD JUST TAKE TIME
User avatar #96 - simplescience (04/26/2013) [-]
Aren't computer parts expensive?
#72 - sirdickhousen has deleted their comment.
User avatar #74 - simplescience (04/26/2013) [-]
My mom and I don't have the money for a good computer nor the equipment needed to hook it up to our TV. Only my Uncle has those kinds of resources, and he already has bought me several consoles along with brand new games and collectors editions of said games and similar style strategy guides and such. I'd feel really guilty if I asked.
#84 - The sad thing is that attorneys have to word their questions l… 04/26/2013 on Shit People Say In Courtrooms +26
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#98 - ripgeckosncherios (04/26/2013) [-]
i dont see why, because you keep reducing the area by 1 ninth, or for the trinagle 1 fourth.
so it can very easily be calculated and won't ever reach zero, provided we started with a positive number
User avatar #115 - simbasa (04/26/2013) [-]
yeas, but if you continue reducing, you'll eventually reach a number so small and so close to zero that you just say it's zero. Like .00000whatever.
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alright you said technically
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User avatar #59 - flingwing (09/07/2013) [-]
all the reasons you posted still pale in comparison to what happens to women in third world countries. my point is that men and women in OUR society have equal problems, but outside of privileged first world countries, women are literally trash.

lets just say, inside the USA i am a human rights activist, but outside the USA i am a human rights activists focused mainly on feminism.

yes its terrible about all those thing that happen to men and honestly sometimes i feel like women get a slightly better deal because if we have an issue we arent taught to suppress it and bury it like men are. i have multiple male friends who have been raped, and they have not been able to talk to people or have their problems sorted out or have the rapist brought to justice. but even that, doesnt not compare to how the gang raping of women is literally used as a mode of warfare in sudan.
User avatar #60 to #59 - simplescience (09/07/2013) [-]
I think some clarification is in order here (and before you think I'm saying this in a "you're wrong and let me to tell you why" manner, I implore you to read on and wait until the end).

I never said Feminism is not needed. Feminism is indeed very much needed in third world countries. I happen to know that exceptionally well since I am the Research Officer of an anti-human trafficking group on my campus. Those countries need to give women the tools they need to succeed where they clearly are not apparent in any form.

What I have a problem with is not that women need to be empowered in countries where they are treated more as property than people, it's how Feminism aims to go about this. I implore you to provide evidence if I'm wrong, but it seems to me that Feminism aims to empower women in a way that could also be a long-term detriment to men. Before you say that they need to have some of their power curbed (which is true), let me explain myself.

Take America for example, Feminism has gained many rights for women, but look at the cost to men. Boys are never really encouraged to be proud of themselves as boys; they are rarely given the kind of support that girls get for being proud of their gender. This is just one example. I could go on.

My problem with Feminism is that in its mission to push for equality, it seems like it doesn't even let boys sit at the discussion table and often dismiss males input.

Then, the movement justifies this unfair exclusion by basically saying "Females in other countries are treated ****** , so your problems of how men are treated in this country don't matter and won't be addressed "(I have talked with a handful of Feminists who have said or implied that my opinion of Feminism is invalid because I'm a male).

To be blunt, what happens to women in other nations is completely irrelevant as to why Feminism rarely if ever addresses the problems men face in America. Yes, women being gang-raped in Sudan is terrible, and action should be taken to stop that. However, that does not give Feminism a free pass to push young boys and men to the side.

Feminism wants to have its cake and eat it too in America. It wants to make the bold declaration of seeking equality for both genders, and then wants to justify the unfair treatment of males by saying that horrible things happen to women in other nations, effectively saying that because of other countries problems, Feminism is allowed to push boys to the side.

By doing that, Feminism thus acts in the same behavior as the patriarchy they condemn, I.E. "Sit down, shut up, you're not allowed to speak".

To sum it all up, yes, the problems I listed do pale in comparison to problems face in other countries, but that does not justify the blatant disregard for concerns of mens rights in America. That would be like me going to a college professor and saying "Due to homework I had in another class, I did not remember to do the 3 week project you assigned 2 1/2 weeks ago". That excuse wouldn't fly in that situation, and it should not (and in my mind, does not) fly when Feminism uses it.
User avatar #61 to #60 - flingwing (09/07/2013) [-]
first of all, you seriously need to learn how to not say so much because i really really do not care enough about this situation to read all that.

and yes american feminism implies that it is for the rights of women and only women, i agree with you. which is why i focus more on equal rights than womens rights.

but dude for reals chill it with the blah blah
User avatar #62 to #61 - simplescience (09/07/2013) [-]
You're the one that opened the door for this kind of response by calling male rights activists trivial and then implying mens rights concerns aren't important because of gang-raping in Sudan.

Besides, would you prefer that I give you a lengthy response that shows I actually know what I'm talking about and gives insight into my point, or would you prefer a short response where I pretty much just say you're wrong and call you names?
User avatar #63 to #62 - flingwing (09/07/2013) [-]
i was saying male rights activists are as trivial as first world feminism, which is, sometimes but not always. because some male activists whine about dumb trash like friendzoning, much like some first world feminists whine about dumb trash like girls getting killed in videogames being supposedly rape. other mens rights activists strive for equality like male custody rights or help for male rape victims, much like other first world feminists strive for equality such as trans womens oversexualization in the porn industry or sexism in the workplace. i wasnt saying mens rights were trvial, i said they were only as trvial as the problems women have in a first world society. basically what im saying is we should stop worrying about equality in our own country because most of the problems we have with equality are social issues that for the most part can only be worked out with awareness campaigns instead of legal action, and instead worry about the equality in other countries
User avatar #56 - bulbakip (05/05/2013) [-]
Yay friends! I'm going into the US Navy to learn Applied Sciences. Advanced Electronics specifically.
User avatar #57 to #56 - simplescience (05/05/2013) [-]
That sounds very intriguing. May I ask why?
User avatar #58 to #57 - bulbakip (05/05/2013) [-]
To study advanced electronics! :D and get a career in science going, for free. getting paid to workout and learn and travel, sounds good to me.
User avatar #28 - amissingmouse (02/24/2013) [-]
Hi.
User avatar #55 to #28 - simplescience (02/24/2013) [-]
It seems I cannot reply to your reply to my comment on the part of you that is unattractive, so I am bringing this back up here. I have this to say about whatever it is you have done to your arm: If a man is going to turn you away because he doesn't understand the torment you went through earlier in your life, then that asswipe is not worth your time, but there will be someone that will be willing to help with that pain and will assure you, much better than I can, that you are not an ugly or terrible person.
User avatar #29 to #28 - simplescience (02/24/2013) [-]
Hello there.
User avatar #30 to #29 - amissingmouse (02/24/2013) [-]
What's up?
User avatar #31 to #30 - simplescience (02/24/2013) [-]
Nothing much. I'm just browsing the web until I feel tired enough to go to bed. What's up with you?
User avatar #32 to #31 - amissingmouse (02/24/2013) [-]
I just got dumped. :)
So I'm feeling preeeeeeeeetttttttty ****** .
..Yup...
User avatar #33 to #32 - simplescience (02/24/2013) [-]
I'm sorry you had to deal with such a painful experience. Is there something I can do to help?
User avatar #34 to #33 - amissingmouse (02/24/2013) [-]
Just chatting I suppose.
I think I saw your comment yesterday, about never having a girlfriend and whatever else. All I'm going to say is, Don't bother. You honestly aren't missing out on much...
User avatar #35 to #34 - simplescience (02/24/2013) [-]
Why do you say that, may I ask?
User avatar #36 to #35 - amissingmouse (02/24/2013) [-]
I'm young, I've attempted to be in relationships. Now, because of my physical appearance, I can only seem to woo the attention of guys on the internet. Now, not only that, I have only ever gotten into one relationship in which I'd call it serious. That's the one I was just in, of course, he just decided to **** me over, like everyone else has. From what I've experienced, getting into a relationship seems to only harm, and rarely does any real good.

Anyway...I think that maybe we should stay on a topic which is much lighter than the terms of my past relationships. How are you this evening, dear sir? And what are you planning on doing for the rest of the evening? :D
User avatar #37 to #36 - simplescience (02/24/2013) [-]
On the note of relationships, I would just like to share a bit of my own personal experiences. Now, I've never had a relationship, but I've had several friends tell me about their breakups and they tell me how they will never get into another one. I know we've just began conversing, but I would like to tell you what I tell my other friends. I will not deny the pain behind a breakup, but I ask that you not condemn an entire gender or shut out a potential relationship due to the actions of a few slime-balls.

I am actually doing quite well this evening. I am doing quite well. I've talked to a few friends and played some pokemon as well. As for the rest of the evening, I plan on listening to music and playing some more Pokemon Black 2. How about you?
User avatar #38 to #37 - amissingmouse (02/24/2013) [-]
Well, it's sunday, 5:21 pm here...Planning on just doing some homework, before messing around with my ears, and their piercings. Maybe even playing some xbox. I'm looking for some new friends for skype though...
User avatar #41 to #38 - simplescience (02/24/2013) [-]
I haven't used Skype in forever, mostly because I'm usually bogged down by schoolwork (due to being a Chemistry major in college).

By the way, you mentioned you said you can only woo men over the internet due to your physical appearance? What does that entail exactly? I ask since you don't sound like that bad of a person, and I don't exactly think looks alone determine how attractive someone is.
User avatar #42 to #41 - amissingmouse (02/24/2013) [-]
My skype is amissingmouse if you wanna add me.

I'm just ugly. That's it.
User avatar #43 to #42 - simplescience (02/24/2013) [-]
This may sound cliche and corny, but physical appearance alone does not determine how attractive you are. You shouldn't put yourself down so harshly. Even if you're not what most define as physically attractive, that does not mean you're doomed to no relationship like I am. Quite the opposite actually. In my experience, personality can make one forego the looks of a potential dating partner, and on that note:

I may have been without a relationship my entire life, I did fall in love with a woman in New York that one would probably not be considered attractive by societal norms, but she was sweet and intelligent. When I would talk to her, I didn't care for one moment what she looked like. I was just happy talk to her. I know you will find someone that will love you for who you are.

A favored quote that I tell my friends who are down is that life is like a jump rope. Things may be down now, but they will get better.
User avatar #44 to #43 - amissingmouse (02/24/2013) [-]
I wish they would get better.
You're talking to someone who just doesn't give a **** , and has already given up.
User avatar #45 to #44 - simplescience (02/24/2013) [-]
I apologize in advance if anything I say in this reply offends you.

I ask you that not unfairly condemn and dismiss guys. I ask that you not give up and surrender. You are not a bad person, and you're not the ugly or unattractive person you tell me you are. How could I say this after only talking to you for a few replies? I'll tell you.

Talking to you, I've found that you have a genuinely friendly personality. You, to some extent, enjoy conversation and making friends. Speaking from my own wants, I know I like someone who is willing to converse with me, and I'm betting several other people do as well. When it comes to making friends, while I can't speak for the entirety of the male gender, I know that I (and probably other guys out there) would much rather have a friendly and pleasant woman that enjoys conversation who might not have what might be considered physically beautiful over some gorgeous woman who has an ego the size of the Hindenburg and talks down to people.

To quote one of my favorite songs by Blue October: "Don't lose yourself, or your hope. Life's like a jump rope....it (life) will get hard, but remember life's like a jump rope". There might come a person who will just find you to be the most amazing woman on the planet, and you definitely deserve someone like that. Should someone like that come along, don't let that person escape because of the douchebag actions of people in your past. Those assholes from the past may not be worth your time, but someone out there will think you're amazing, and if you're willing to be a little patient and not let some slime-balls keep you down, then I believe that person will come along.

Don't dismiss yourself, or any part thereof. Don't give up on love and happiness just because of some player asshole that wouldn't wouldn't know how to be a good man even if someone came up and gave him detailed instructions.

I know from talking to my other friends, and from rejections that I face, that hearing what I'm saying can be hard to believe, hard to listen to, or hard to accept. I'm not saying immediately take in what I say and throw away your pain and sadness because I know the sting of a breakup can last, and sometimes (like with the woman in New York I mentioned earlier), that sting can last for years.

What I am saying is that if the pain ever subsides, that you don't close yourself off forever, because you are worth more than you seem to be giving yourself credit for, and you deserve more than being alone for the rest of your life.
#46 to #45 - amissingmouse (02/24/2013) [-]
I honestly would never just say that all guys are douche bags, but, I seem to have met too many of them to be able to justify my views so that it goes any other way. It's kinda sad to be honest, because the more I think about it, the more I realise, that all of the guys I've met are pretty much douche bags, and i think I'm beginning to think of the rest of the male kind to be douche bags.

Until I find someone who really cares, like this guy pretended to do, I don't know what I'll do. Possibly just friendzone everyone who comes within a foot of me. That seems like a plausible answer. Not only that, I could also just stay single for the rest of my life and have a dog. Dogs are better than people from what I've experienced. They don't judge looks, or appearance, and they'll always be there for you when you need them the most. :3

As well as that, unless you can introduce me to some non-douchey guys, I honestly don't think I'm going to meet any.

Thanks for trying to be kind. Pic related, it's me. :) I look terrible, I know...
User avatar #49 to #46 - simplescience (02/24/2013) [-]
I also noticed a split-second too late after I pressed "reply" that I did not address your picture. I would like to actually comment on it if I may.

1) I really like your hair, but then again, I really like long hair.

2) Also, none of your facial features are anywhere near as bad as you've been making them out to be. I'm betting that if you smiled, your face would light up and look even more gorgeous.

3) You don't look terrible. I know how cliche that must sound, and I realize how much of a "standard" response that sounds like, so I'm going to go a bit more in-depth. Based on the picture you have provided, you are nowhere near as ugly and terrible looking as you keep telling me. When I heard you talk about yourself like that, I had a mental image far worse than what I'm seeing, yet at the same time, I thought that there was no way someone who is as friendly as you have shown yourself to be. To sum it up, I could tell just from talking to you, that there was no way you look as bad as you say, and this picture confirms my thoughts.
User avatar #50 to #49 - amissingmouse (02/24/2013) [-]
T-thank you I suppose. I've never really had people really compliment me, and it's only been recently that I've been able to accept any compliments (after the bullying..I just...no..) So thank you, I appreciate your compliment. :3
However, there is a certain part of me, which is not attractive at all, it's ugly, hideous, and something I'm going to have to live with for the rest of my life.
User avatar #51 to #50 - simplescience (02/24/2013) [-]
Then to that, I say that, at some time, there will come a guy that will love you enough that will be able to look past this part of you that you deem unattractive, and will love you regardless.
User avatar #52 to #51 - amissingmouse (02/24/2013) [-]
I don't think so..It's on my arm, no one can ever look at me the same, after seeing what damage I've caused to my arm. :c
User avatar #47 to #46 - simplescience (02/24/2013) [-]
You say "introduce some non-douchey guys". Let me ask you something. Do you honestly believe that in the time you've talked to me that I am some douchebag guy that is judging you and thinking you're some ugly woman who will be alone forever? Do you honestly get the impression that I am some dickhead that just wants to use you? If you do believe that, then I follow up with asking how I've managed to do that?

As to your thoughts on friendzoning people, let me ask you: What if some really sweet nice guy comes along and wants to make you happy, and you let him slip away because he's been friendzoned? That's not entirely fair to guys at all. Why should all men be tarred with the same brush just because a few have wronged you? That's like saying "I had a bad plate of french fries when I went to that restaurant a few times, therefore all restaurants are going to serve me bad fries."

As I've said, I'm not saying completely turn yourself around due to my words, but at the same time, don't hold a long-standing grudge against all men and think they are all ********* . Give us guys a chance, eh? We're not all douchebags, just like any guy who dismisses all women is being unfair by thinking women are all mind-game playing bitches (forgive my language).
User avatar #48 to #47 - amissingmouse (02/24/2013) [-]
I suppose that is true...I don't know...
You seem kind, and not douchey. I'm a bit tired, so my responses are a bit shorter.
I honestly just wanna meet someone nice :c I put so much time and effort in, only to get hurt. :c
User avatar #53 to #48 - simplescience (02/24/2013) [-]
If you're tired, then maybe lie down and take a rest, eh? I apologize for keeping you up this late with my walls of text, and I'll let you get some sleep.
User avatar #54 to #53 - amissingmouse (02/24/2013) [-]
I'm not tired, just, my eyes hurt a bit. I want to talk to someone on skype because of this .But, eh, no one is willing to talk to me on it.
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#25 - mangioluingi ONLINE (09/20/2011) [-]
guess why I'm here?

hint: I love you bro
User avatar #26 to #26 - simplescience (09/20/2011) [-]
Thank you very much. This really helped me out. I hadn't been feeling 100% lately. :)
#21 - omegasoul (09/19/2011) [-]
I LIKE YOU,BUT YOU REPOSTED YOU OWN CONTENT TRY TO NOT DO THAT IN THE FUTURE
User avatar #22 to #22 - simplescience (09/19/2011) [-]
It was only reposted because I wanted people to know to get the game that I was talking about in my content. I didn't want people who like portal to go without. I knew it would vanish after 24 hours, so I reposted it so people would know even after it expired the first time.
User avatar #23 to #23 - omegasoul (09/19/2011) [-]
...HMMM,OK
#18 - theapocalipz (09/19/2011) [-]
You're an awesome person!
User avatar #20 to #19 - simplescience (09/19/2011) [-]
Thank you very much. So are you and so is the b.rony community. :)
#8 - simplescience (09/19/2011) [-]
Thank you very much for this. I definitely was not expecting this. xD

It's inspired me to maybe upload some more stuff. Thanks a bunch. :)
#16 to #8 - kesolukt (09/19/2011) [-]
Always a pleasure to make others smile.
User avatar #17 to #17 - simplescience (09/19/2011) [-]
Well you have succeeded. Admirably. :) Thank you very much. ^_^
#7 - kesolukt (09/19/2011) [-]
Love ya
User avatar #15 to #7 - simplescience (09/19/2011) [-]
Thank you very much. For everything. :)
#5 - SuperSixONE (09/19/2011) [-]
CONGRATS!
User avatar #19 to #5 - simplescience (09/19/2011) [-]
Thank you very much, whether you're referring to being chosen by the b.rony community or on my getting to the front page. I'm grateful for both. :)
User avatar #12 to #4 - simplescience (09/19/2011) [-]
This was very nice of all you guys. Thank you very much. :)
User avatar #3 - leed (09/19/2011) [-]
You!
Yes you!
You are awesome and you should feel awesome!
User avatar #11 to #3 - simplescience (09/19/2011) [-]
Thank you. This whole thing has made my day. :)
User avatar #2 - Bluecoolman (09/19/2011) [-]
I love you! You're FJer of the day
User avatar #9 to #2 - simplescience (09/19/2011) [-]
Thank you very much. :)
#1 - mazzyrazzy (09/19/2011) [-]
Hey :) You've been choosen randomly to receive the benefit of a new b.rony program, Helping Hooves, a program where a few of us pick a user at random and thumb up all their content and comments.
User avatar #10 to #1 - simplescience (09/19/2011) [-]
Thank you for this. I know my name just came up as a random roll, but still, this was very kind. :)
User avatar #13 to #10 - mazzyrazzy (09/19/2011) [-]
Our pleasure :P

We like to do nice stuff every once in a while.
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