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Hi there. My name is Simplescience, my real first name being Matt. I came to funnyjunk in the hopes of making it a little better than when I found it. Optimistic, cheerful, and a logical thinker, I do my best to make other people feel better if they are down.

My profile picture is of Mr. Game and Watch using the move Judgement: 9. This move has a 1/10 chance of bringing up a 9. If a 9 comes up and it connects with an opponent, it is a One-Hit Knock Out.

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#7 - >Be born with a power level of 10000. >Able to withs…  [+] (9 replies) 09/17/2013 on Half dead friends, lend me... +78
#22 - Siphus (09/17/2013) [-]
For some reason I always thought that Goku punched him in the same place that he was stabbed when he was a kid, and thats the only reason he got beat.

Its probably not true but its a good way to cope with the fact that my favorite (and arguably the most powerful) character in the series got killed like a bitch.
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#32 - vegeta (09/18/2013) [-]
he was too powerful a villain to fit in just one feature length movie
they kinda bit off more than they could chew.
now if this were canon... my god.
so many people would be dead, and majin buu would have seemed like a cakewalk.
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#35 - brobathehutt (09/18/2013) [-]
Nah, Brolys a cooler villain than Buu but he's not as powerful. If Cell had Broly's cells he probably would be stronger than Buu.
#28 - thegoldenjet (09/17/2013) [-]
What about Broly's Second Coming?

He came back, and was strong enough to take on two super saiyans and a super saiyan 2 head on, and only lost when he was distracted long enough for them to charge a Kamehameha into the sun.
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#23 - Mudkip (09/17/2013) [-]
That actually sounds really fucking plausible.
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#24 - saiyajinwarrior (09/17/2013) [-]
Found a new victim for you, mudkipfucker.
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#21 - azmal (09/17/2013) [-]
Not going to lie, hated how that fight ended. Also my favourite DBZ movie
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#52 - fartknuckles (09/18/2013) [-]
yeah and the themes kicked ass as well
#17 - taye (09/17/2013) [-]
fuck me, right? I mean he is arguably the strongest non-fused character in the series..
#15 - I seriously hate to be a candidate for the Buzz Killington awa…  [+] (15 replies) 09/16/2013 on KEVIN! +85
#130 - taurusguy (09/17/2013) [-]
Buzz killington? If someone doesnt fucking know that they better get the fuck off the internet and go climb a ladder so they would burn since they are closer to the sun.
#100 - twentyten (09/17/2013) [-]
Practically charcoal? I think we'd be no existant long before then. Apparently the sun expansions after it uses all of its hydrogen and lighter gases and envelopes the inners planets. It would be a cool experience if it weren't for the end skin melting part.
#96 - longboarding (09/17/2013) [-]
booooooo he made us learn boooooooooo
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#73 - skulldan (09/17/2013) [-]
the sun will be a red giant long before it is destroy so it really doesnt matter if it dies or not
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#76 - simplescience (09/17/2013) [-]
By the time the sun starts "dying", either the earth will be sucked into the red giant sun, or turned into burned barren wasteland.
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#70 - equestriaman (09/17/2013) [-]
perhaps an iron core asteroid was dragged into the sun and made its way into the core
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#65 - pilipinosavior (09/17/2013) [-]
Yeah, and there's no way they would forget Kevin for the 3rd time.

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#46 - mynameisfoo (09/17/2013) [-]
I've heard more like 4.5 billion
#25 - iherdcows (09/16/2013) [-]
I'm also pretty sure that as the sun dies it loses its ability to hold itself in, so it'll expand, and engulf earth and I think, almost hit mars. So earth will be inside the sun, until it pulls itself in and becomes a dwarf.
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#83 - newforomador (09/17/2013) [-]
Not inside, it'll be hot enough that Earth will just be gone.
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#101 - mrmysterio (09/17/2013) [-]
The sun will expand into a red giant and eventually that red giant would engulf the Earth, that's my understanding any way.
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#106 - mistercookie (09/17/2013) [-]
The sun wont get big enough to swallow earth. It will get big enough so that the earth will become the new mercury. But we won't be completely swallowed.
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#135 - mrmysterio (09/18/2013) [-]
I see. Glad I won't be here to see that happen.

I'd love to see it's white dwarf form though.
#84 - iherdcows (09/17/2013) [-]
its something like that, But close enough. I'm not sure if it'll be gone, but it'll change how the earth is.
#18 - totallynotme (09/16/2013) [-]
Well maybe it got sun cancer.
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#100 - That is technically incorrect. A hermaphrodite would have the …  [+] (6 replies) 09/16/2013 on Dating a twin 0
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#101 - maskedmask (09/16/2013) [-]
...I like you and your logic
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#58 - The reason that the episode composition is like this is becaus…  [+] (2 replies) 09/08/2013 on Dragon Ball Z 0
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#69 - chrolt (09/08/2013) [-]
Ohh I'm aware of that. But the fact that they had a good reason to do it, doesn't change the fact that the manga is better paced.
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#70 - simplescience (09/08/2013) [-]
That's why I'm finding that I like Kai. It's much closer to the actual manga.

Plus I find the english theme for it really catchy.
#62 - You're the one that opened the door for this kind of response …  [+] (1 reply) 09/07/2013 on simplescience's profile 0
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#63 - flingwing (09/07/2013) [-]
i was saying male rights activists are as trivial as first world feminism, which is, sometimes but not always. because some male activists whine about dumb trash like friendzoning, much like some first world feminists whine about dumb trash like girls getting killed in videogames being supposedly rape. other mens rights activists strive for equality like male custody rights or help for male rape victims, much like other first world feminists strive for equality such as trans womens oversexualization in the porn industry or sexism in the workplace. i wasnt saying mens rights were trvial, i said they were only as trvial as the problems women have in a first world society. basically what im saying is we should stop worrying about equality in our own country because most of the problems we have with equality are social issues that for the most part can only be worked out with awareness campaigns instead of legal action, and instead worry about the equality in other countries