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Hi there. My name is Simplescience, my real first name being Matt. I came to funnyjunk in the hopes of making it a little better than when I found it. Optimistic, cheerful, and a logical thinker, I do my best to make other people feel better if they are down.

My profile picture is of Mr. Game and Watch using the move Judgement: 9. This move has a 1/10 chance of bringing up a 9. If a 9 comes up and it connects with an opponent, it is a One-Hit Knock Out.

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#1668 - For example, I posted one on here, but I worded it in such a w… 11/07/2013 on What's your secret that... 0
#1657 - That's why people should be very careful how they word their c…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/07/2013 on What's your secret that... 0
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#1660 - scorpidea (11/07/2013) [-]
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#1668 - simplescience (11/07/2013) [-]
For example, I posted one on here, but I worded it in such a way that if anyone I know ever found out the post was by me, it still would do them no good as it is worded vaguely.
#37 - Need a moment? 10/14/2013 on fucking get out +4
#8 - In my personal opinion, the snooze button is if you plan on ta… 10/13/2013 on A Solution for Oversleeping 0
#10 - Could've --> Could of Would've --> would of MFW 10/13/2013 on anus ailment post 0
#132 - And I'm just sitting here waiting.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/11/2013 on Nintendo's Prank +3
#145 - subtard (10/11/2013) [-]
Those graphics...
#144 - tailsx (10/11/2013) [-]
I want it!
#3 - "The denizens of Olympus learned that the hard way." 10/01/2013 on The fuck you lookin fo' +20
#24 - Personally, I have a hard time siding with modern Feminism, at…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/26/2013 on Feminism +2
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#103 - gormless (09/26/2013) [-]
I completely agree with you as a "hardcore" feminist. This isn't the fucking 70s anymore, if we want equality then we'll fight for both genders in equal effort.
#54 - pachecodos (09/26/2013) [-]
Well, as I understand it, feminism is about women's empowering. That's why feminism should be, mostly, women's work. And that means not so much through institutions (like passing laws) but getting women to unite and fight back.

There are a lot of injustices for men. And men should empower themselves. We should fight as men for being able to cry and do things that are labelled as feminine.

For example women's groups. This are group's of women, men are not allowed, that work on things that affect women. There has been a lot of discussion on the left about this kind of thing. People talking about how patriarchy affects also men. But the thing is, there were no men's groups. Now there are appearing men's groups through different places were men talk about their feelings and their problems. From here there can appear an antipatriarchy that adresses both male and female problems.

But feminism was originally about women. About empowering them.
#385 - Erections do not equal consent (just like a female getting &qu… 09/26/2013 on Dang it feels..Keep it... +1
#7 - >Wanted to train Gohan. Took Gohan and trained him after he…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/17/2013 on truth +42
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#13 - sweetdickwilly (09/18/2013) [-]
^ Some of the reasons why Piccolo is the best character.