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simplescience

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Gender: male
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:3/31/2011
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Hi there. My name is Simplescience, my real first name being Matt. I came to funnyjunk in the hopes of making it a little better than when I found it. Optimistic, cheerful, and a logical thinker, I do my best to make other people feel better if they are down.









My profile picture is of Mr. Game and Watch using the move Judgement: 9. This move has a 1/10 chance of bringing up a 9. If a 9 comes up and it connects with an opponent, it is a One-Hit Knock Out.

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#146 - Comment deleted 11/19/2013 on Help me out +1
#54 - I haven't even made it to Medical School yet. Oh boy I can har…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/19/2013 on Tumblr is weird +3
#116 - seydiltz (11/19/2013) [-]
I do not miss that lol.
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#8 - So many of my friends play Kirby, but they're so predictable b…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/19/2013 on There's two ways to play... +2
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#65 - huffe (11/19/2013) [-]
that's the thing though. people just expect me to stone them when i'm above them, so they dodge to the side, and i hit them with the sword thingy that kinda follows the ground.

also if i'm ahead i eat them and suicide us both
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#67 - simplescience (11/20/2013) [-]
Well I tend to spot dodge, and then grab if they don't immediately break out of stone, or down smash if they do. So many of my friends play Kirby (I think its up to like... 4), that it's now just pure instinct when I see Kirby above me.
#39 - anon (11/19/2013) [-]
I prefer to use Kirby's smash attacks, and short hops and dodges for mobility. Really messes with people, especially with how fluid his dodging is and how small his hitbox is to begin with.
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#43 - simplescience (11/19/2013) [-]
Kirby can be a beasty powerhouse until he's knocked off stage. Sure he can float(-ish), but it's kind of easy to tell how he's going to return to the stage. Sure Kirby's hitbox is small and he can play mind games, but only a small handful of his moves have any range, meaning he has to get in close to really unleash his best combos.

I like Game and Watch because his smashes are some of the strongest in the game, bucket braking, Judgement (which I use sparingly due to its unpredictability), and fluid aerials. Not to mention his recovery is one of only two that allows floating, the others being Peach.
#14 - Roses are red. Water is blue, Violets are Violet, 11/19/2013 on they dont think +4
#22 - Oddly enough, I looked at the reflection first and thought I s… 11/19/2013 on When you see it +7
#25 - Pre-Medicine Biochemistry Major and Biology Minor reporting in…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/19/2013 on Tumblr is weird +1
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#57 - jackenov (11/19/2013) [-]
I'm Pre-Med with a Biochemistry major and Physics minor.
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#52 - seydiltz (11/19/2013) [-]
P3 Pharmacy student here, yeah your time in hell has only begun
#54 - simplescience (11/19/2013) [-]
I haven't even made it to Medical School yet. Oh boy I can hardly wait.

<--MFW Analytical Chemistry final exams.
#116 - seydiltz (11/19/2013) [-]
I do not miss that lol.
#20 - I wonder how much vegans/vegetarians (who are preachy like the… 11/18/2013 on (untitled) +3
#265 - I so wish I could say I regret it, but not really. The first c…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/16/2013 on I noah guy +4
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#313 - disies (11/17/2013) [-]
I don't remember her being like that
#276 - theorangefox (11/16/2013) [-]
No ban yet? Are the mods on holiday?
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#283 - skeptical (11/16/2013) [-]
does it ever fall
#328 - volksworgen (11/17/2013) [-]
I have arrived from the future sir, I hope you will make great use of these tools as your forefathers did.
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#267 - iphoneguy (11/16/2013) [-]
no shame in that bro