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Hi there. My name is Simplescience, my real first name being Matt. I came to funnyjunk in the hopes of making it a little better than when I found it. Optimistic, cheerful, and a logical thinker, I do my best to make other people feel better if they are down.

My profile picture is of Mr. Game and Watch using the move Judgement: 9. This move has a 1/10 chance of bringing up a 9. If a 9 comes up and it connects with an opponent, it is a One-Hit Knock Out.

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#12 - Sorry to bursty your crystal clear "All liberals who vote…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/10/2013 on Political shitstorm +1
#15 - devout feminist (12/10/2013) [-]
If you don't agree with either candidate then don't vote for them. The likelihood of a 3rd party candidate winning is ~0% but if you aren't a part of the solution and you decide to vote for candidates that will cause problems, you are a part of the problem

TL;DR Vote 3rd party anyway
User avatar #22 - simplescience (12/10/2013) [-]
1) How is voting for a third party, which will accomplish nothing, different than not voting, which also accomplishes nothing? True, it shows that I don't really like either of the candidates, but damn, I want to vote for someone who not only will get something done, but has the following to have a chance to do that.

2) I like the implication (and I'm not saying by you) that I get that a third party candidate would just be way better than the two main candidates. The fact of the matter is that when you get someone into that high of a position of power, there's virtually 0% chance that they will get through their entire term without something going wrong on their watch.

3) I never said I wasn't a part of the problem. I'm fully aware that my vote helped Obama stay in office and bring about the good and the bad. All I was saying was I thought it was arrogant of OP to act like only liberals are the problem. That's like a liberal fanboy saying that everything was the republicans/Bush's fault.

4) You worded your post as if Obama has done absolutely nothing good in the entire history of his term as president at all, ever. Has he fucked up? Hell the fuck yes. Has he actually done good things? Believe it or not, yes.

Voting for a third party is a waste of a vote. It is no less a part of the problem as someone who voted for a candidate to get into office. Voting for a third party says "Rather than weighing the good and the bad of both candidates and realizing that every cadidate has their faults and voting for someone who has a strong chance of getting things done, I'm going to vote for this obscure person who matches my personal views but won't get into office".

TL;DR It's basically saying "I'm unwilling to take the good with the bad, so I'm throwing my vote away".

Overall TL;DR Be willing to compromise on candidates, accept the bad and enjoy the good, and don't act like it's all one sides fault.
User avatar #28 - iaintevenrustled (12/10/2013) [-]
That kind of thinking won't break the mold my friend. If you'd rather vote for the lesser of two evils in a multiple party system, be my guest. You may no be "throwing your vote away" but you're certainly throwing away your beliefs.

Third party candidates are becoming more and more prevalent in the elections. Do your research and support the right candidate, don't pull this "unified vote" shit. It's not a god damned two sided contest for who can get the most votes, it's how this country runs. And if you treat it as a two sided battle between sides, where the side that isn't yours is clearly wrong, then that's what this country's government will be. A god damned joke.

Mitt Romney was an awful puppet for the Republican party, Obama is a socialist snake tongue. Good for both fucking sides. No one gives a shit why you think the other candidate is bad. Quit complaining about every fucking thing and then not doing something about it when you have the opportunity to.

TL;DR: Fuck your "throw away your vote" shit. An informed voter is a better citizen, and an ignorant citizen is a shitty voter.

Comparatively speaking your vote is useless no matter where you place it with that reasoning. If you believe that most votes will go towards 2 separate parties, then throw your vote onto the pile, your vote won't make any difference compared to the millions. But if the majority broke through that ignorant bubble, the system would be balanced.
User avatar #29 - simplescience (12/11/2013) [-]
1) I like how you claim to know my beliefs. Personally, I don't see it as throwing away my beliefs. I say this because my beliefs are that no one is perfect, and that the odds that someone shares the exact same stance as I do on every issue I find important (Which is plenty of them) are slim to none. I believe that there is no such thing as a perfect candidate, and to believe that there is, is really just wishful thinking. Every candidate is going to have flaws.

2) I don't deny that third party candidates are becoming more and more prevalent, but the last time a third-party stood a chance was the Bull-Moose party of Roosevelt. None have even come close to matching that.

3) What is right and wrong is, for the most part, subjective, sir/madam. What I think is right may not be what others think is right. What I believe to be the best choice may not be what others think is the best option. I'm not saying that from a conformity standpoint, I say it from a standpoint of thinking that it's pretty arrogant for me to think my opinion matters any more than the millions of other voters.

4) I agree that people should quit complaining and do something, and that's what I do. I put my vote towards a candidate whose benefits outweigh their faults, and will be able to do at least some of the things I hold true to.

5) I'm not sure if you're saying that I'm complaining, because I'm really not. I was offering an opposing point of view to the "go the third party option" way of thinking. If you think that's complaining, then you must not be very open to hearing a different perspective on things.

6) What system are you referring to? Furthermore, how do you know a sudden gain in popularity for a third party would balance that system? That's like saying I have a choice between a pencil and a pen, but if there were some third writing utensil, my handwriting would improve. That last line seems more like some vague empty platitude than a point.

(I'd go on, but I'm out of characters)
#32 - I fear that I'll never be able to seize a relationship opportu…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/05/2013 on thoughts +3
User avatar #40 - vicsix (12/05/2013) [-]
I asked a girl out today. But I didn't actually, I get the same thing so i gave her a peice of paper and left as soon as possible. I hate this problem.
User avatar #36 - Kadzait (12/05/2013) [-]
god, now you have me thinking again, damn it.
I'm sure I will die a loveless virgin just because of this exact fear
#6 - What the end should've said: (Taking the derivative of e^x… 11/21/2013 on Studying for a calculus final +2
#67 - Well I tend to spot dodge, and then grab if they don't immedi… 11/20/2013 on There's two ways to play... 0
#43 - Kirby can be a beasty powerhouse until he's knocked off stage.… 11/19/2013 on There's two ways to play... 0
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#54 - I haven't even made it to Medical School yet. Oh boy I can har…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/19/2013 on Tumblr is weird +3
#116 - seydiltz (11/19/2013) [-]
I do not miss that lol.
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#8 - So many of my friends play Kirby, but they're so predictable b…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/19/2013 on There's two ways to play... +2
User avatar #65 - huffe (11/19/2013) [-]
that's the thing though. people just expect me to stone them when i'm above them, so they dodge to the side, and i hit them with the sword thingy that kinda follows the ground.

also if i'm ahead i eat them and suicide us both
User avatar #67 - simplescience (11/20/2013) [-]
Well I tend to spot dodge, and then grab if they don't immediately break out of stone, or down smash if they do. So many of my friends play Kirby (I think its up to like... 4), that it's now just pure instinct when I see Kirby above me.
#39 - devout feminist (11/19/2013) [-]
I prefer to use Kirby's smash attacks, and short hops and dodges for mobility. Really messes with people, especially with how fluid his dodging is and how small his hitbox is to begin with.
User avatar #43 - simplescience (11/19/2013) [-]
Kirby can be a beasty powerhouse until he's knocked off stage. Sure he can float(-ish), but it's kind of easy to tell how he's going to return to the stage. Sure Kirby's hitbox is small and he can play mind games, but only a small handful of his moves have any range, meaning he has to get in close to really unleash his best combos.

I like Game and Watch because his smashes are some of the strongest in the game, bucket braking, Judgement (which I use sparingly due to its unpredictability), and fluid aerials. Not to mention his recovery is one of only two that allows floating, the others being Peach.
#14 - Roses are red. Water is blue, Violets are Violet, 11/19/2013 on they dont think +4
#22 - Oddly enough, I looked at the reflection first and thought I s… 11/19/2013 on When you see it +7
#25 - Pre-Medicine Biochemistry Major and Biology Minor reporting in…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/19/2013 on Tumblr is weird +1
User avatar #57 - jackenov (11/19/2013) [-]
I'm Pre-Med with a Biochemistry major and Physics minor.
User avatar #52 - seydiltz (11/19/2013) [-]
P3 Pharmacy student here, yeah your time in hell has only begun
#54 - simplescience (11/19/2013) [-]
I haven't even made it to Medical School yet. Oh boy I can hardly wait.

<--MFW Analytical Chemistry final exams.
#116 - seydiltz (11/19/2013) [-]
I do not miss that lol.
#20 - I wonder how much vegans/vegetarians (who are preachy like the… 11/18/2013 on (untitled) +3
#265 - I so wish I could say I regret it, but not really. The first c…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/16/2013 on I noah guy +4
User avatar #313 - disies (11/17/2013) [-]
I don't remember her being like that
#276 - theorangefox (11/16/2013) [-]
No ban yet? Are the mods on holiday?
User avatar #283 - skeptical (11/16/2013) [-]
does it ever fall
#328 - volksworgen (11/17/2013) [-]
I have arrived from the future sir, I hope you will make great use of these tools as your forefathers did.
User avatar #267 - iphoneguy (11/16/2013) [-]
no shame in that bro
#134 - Of course I don't. I mean look at these things! They …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/15/2013 on For those who thinks men... +2
#136 - lamarisagoodname (11/28/2013) [-]
They're actually very good if you get a good, ripe one
#133 - I actually made this name as an oxymoron, because science (at … 11/15/2013 on For those who thinks men... 0
#120 - Oh wow. A swear AND being called gay? That is surely the apoth…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/15/2013 on For those who thinks men... +5
#121 - xxmemesxx (11/15/2013) [-]
add a pony and it's complete
#119 - Simpleton alert.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/15/2013 on For those who thinks men... +2
User avatar #123 - merrickz (11/15/2013) [-]
Funny how your username is simplescience.

Not getting on his side or anything, just thought it was funny. Cause simpleton... and simplescience... Get it?
User avatar #133 - simplescience (11/15/2013) [-]
I actually made this name as an oxymoron, because science (at least in college) is never simple.
#95 - The point of the message was to provide some insight into what… 11/15/2013 on For those who thinks men... +4
#44 - Warning: Senseless Rant Ahead. I know that the comic …  [+] (26 new replies) 11/15/2013 on For those who thinks men... +123
#128 - penetrated (11/15/2013) [-]
you probably dont even GET dates xD
#134 - simplescience (11/15/2013) [-]
Of course I don't.

I mean look at these things! They look disgusting as fuck.
#136 - lamarisagoodname (11/28/2013) [-]
They're actually very good if you get a good, ripe one
User avatar #115 - xxmemesxx (11/15/2013) [-]
Hey bud, it's time to come out of the closet or quit being a bitch
User avatar #120 - simplescience (11/15/2013) [-]
Oh wow. A swear AND being called gay? That is surely the apotheosis of great insults! You must leave all who dare to challenge your immense intellect scratching their heads, unable to reply, with the razor sharp wit you possess.
#121 - xxmemesxx (11/15/2013) [-]
add a pony and it's complete
User avatar #113 - tacogrenade (11/15/2013) [-]
beta alert
User avatar #119 - simplescience (11/15/2013) [-]
Simpleton alert.
User avatar #123 - merrickz (11/15/2013) [-]
Funny how your username is simplescience.

Not getting on his side or anything, just thought it was funny. Cause simpleton... and simplescience... Get it?
User avatar #133 - simplescience (11/15/2013) [-]
I actually made this name as an oxymoron, because science (at least in college) is never simple.
User avatar #109 - vicsix (11/15/2013) [-]
I think the hardest part for most of us is that Date part.
#104 - DisisFluffy (11/15/2013) [-]
That question in the middle of the list bothered me a lot more than it should have.
#47 - devout feminist (11/15/2013) [-]
...implying that women don't worry about that stuff also
Also, other than the stick people in this comic nobody really thinks that men have nothing to worry about other than boners on dates because they don't spend as much time on their appearances. It's a ton of pressure on both parties.
Don't be so quick to victimise yourself.
#96 - lamarisagoodname (11/15/2013) [-]
There was no implication going on here, just what the male side of the house had to deal with

Don't be so quick to vilify him
User avatar #95 - simplescience (11/15/2013) [-]
The point of the message was to provide some insight into what males can worry about before a date, not to say that what I listed were solely the worries of men.

I don't see how what I did was victimizing myself, if women go through the same worries. Due to the immense amount of pressure that you yourself was stated to be on both sides, then I think it was logical to put what I said in the context of someone who is nervous about their date.

If I were attempting to victimize myself, wouldn't I attempt to make the other party/parties involved look evil or bad? Where in my comment did I say any outside force or party was the causes of my personal experience? It certainly wasn't the content, since I acknowledged it was a joke and obviously not how most situations play out.
User avatar #56 - pwnedomega (11/15/2013) [-]
Don't so quick as to sign in and say it like a man.
User avatar #65 - killerabbit (11/15/2013) [-]
or Wo-Man....probably. I mean, just a guess
User avatar #67 - pwnedomega (11/15/2013) [-]
I've heard women say shit that is manlier than the manliest man. Women can say stuff like a man too. What are you, sexist?
User avatar #72 - killerabbit (11/15/2013) [-]
But you're implying that saying it like a man=bravery. Why can't they be brave while saying it like a woman? Are YOU sexist? See, we can do this all day.
User avatar #73 - pwnedomega (11/15/2013) [-]
Bitch, I know I am, I was asking if you were
User avatar #74 - killerabbit (11/15/2013) [-]
I feel like I am in a discussion I didn't ever want to be in. also, no, no I'm not.
User avatar #76 - pwnedomega (11/15/2013) [-]
Wait... are you the one that does the fan art of MLP?
User avatar #77 - killerabbit (11/15/2013) [-]
Like...for a second....about a year ago....or more....so DO is kind of a strong word. DID is more like it.
User avatar #80 - pwnedomega (11/15/2013) [-]
Either way, you did them and you are awesome.
User avatar #81 - killerabbit (11/15/2013) [-]
Oh thanks. I don't know you, but you seem cool too. Have a nice day
#85 - pwnedomega (11/15/2013) [-]
Have this .gif.....t
#113 - From what I have read about this man (I.E. Pope Francis), he s… 11/12/2013 on Run Francis, run! +1
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#282 - Prove that I'm making money off of it? Show me this overwhelmi… 11/12/2013 on Scumbag Feminist 0
#272 - <--- Here was the link I had from doing that for the first… 11/12/2013 on Scumbag Feminist 0

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User avatar #59 - flingwing (09/07/2013) [-]
all the reasons you posted still pale in comparison to what happens to women in third world countries. my point is that men and women in OUR society have equal problems, but outside of privileged first world countries, women are literally trash.

lets just say, inside the USA i am a human rights activist, but outside the USA i am a human rights activists focused mainly on feminism.

yes its terrible about all those thing that happen to men and honestly sometimes i feel like women get a slightly better deal because if we have an issue we arent taught to suppress it and bury it like men are. i have multiple male friends who have been raped, and they have not been able to talk to people or have their problems sorted out or have the rapist brought to justice. but even that, doesnt not compare to how the gang raping of women is literally used as a mode of warfare in sudan.
User avatar #60 to #59 - simplescience (09/07/2013) [-]
I think some clarification is in order here (and before you think I'm saying this in a "you're wrong and let me to tell you why" manner, I implore you to read on and wait until the end).

I never said Feminism is not needed. Feminism is indeed very much needed in third world countries. I happen to know that exceptionally well since I am the Research Officer of an anti-human trafficking group on my campus. Those countries need to give women the tools they need to succeed where they clearly are not apparent in any form.

What I have a problem with is not that women need to be empowered in countries where they are treated more as property than people, it's how Feminism aims to go about this. I implore you to provide evidence if I'm wrong, but it seems to me that Feminism aims to empower women in a way that could also be a long-term detriment to men. Before you say that they need to have some of their power curbed (which is true), let me explain myself.

Take America for example, Feminism has gained many rights for women, but look at the cost to men. Boys are never really encouraged to be proud of themselves as boys; they are rarely given the kind of support that girls get for being proud of their gender. This is just one example. I could go on.

My problem with Feminism is that in its mission to push for equality, it seems like it doesn't even let boys sit at the discussion table and often dismiss males input.

Then, the movement justifies this unfair exclusion by basically saying "Females in other countries are treated shitty, so your problems of how men are treated in this country don't matter and won't be addressed "(I have talked with a handful of Feminists who have said or implied that my opinion of Feminism is invalid because I'm a male).

To be blunt, what happens to women in other nations is completely irrelevant as to why Feminism rarely if ever addresses the problems men face in America. Yes, women being gang-raped in Sudan is terrible, and action should be taken to stop that. However, that does not give Feminism a free pass to push young boys and men to the side.

Feminism wants to have its cake and eat it too in America. It wants to make the bold declaration of seeking equality for both genders, and then wants to justify the unfair treatment of males by saying that horrible things happen to women in other nations, effectively saying that because of other countries problems, Feminism is allowed to push boys to the side.

By doing that, Feminism thus acts in the same behavior as the patriarchy they condemn, I.E. "Sit down, shut up, you're not allowed to speak".

To sum it all up, yes, the problems I listed do pale in comparison to problems face in other countries, but that does not justify the blatant disregard for concerns of mens rights in America. That would be like me going to a college professor and saying "Due to homework I had in another class, I did not remember to do the 3 week project you assigned 2 1/2 weeks ago". That excuse wouldn't fly in that situation, and it should not (and in my mind, does not) fly when Feminism uses it.
User avatar #61 to #60 - flingwing (09/07/2013) [-]
first of all, you seriously need to learn how to not say so much because i really really do not care enough about this situation to read all that.

and yes american feminism implies that it is for the rights of women and only women, i agree with you. which is why i focus more on equal rights than womens rights.

but dude for reals chill it with the blah blah
User avatar #62 to #61 - simplescience (09/07/2013) [-]
You're the one that opened the door for this kind of response by calling male rights activists trivial and then implying mens rights concerns aren't important because of gang-raping in Sudan.

Besides, would you prefer that I give you a lengthy response that shows I actually know what I'm talking about and gives insight into my point, or would you prefer a short response where I pretty much just say you're wrong and call you names?
User avatar #63 to #62 - flingwing (09/07/2013) [-]
i was saying male rights activists are as trivial as first world feminism, which is, sometimes but not always. because some male activists whine about dumb trash like friendzoning, much like some first world feminists whine about dumb trash like girls getting killed in videogames being supposedly rape. other mens rights activists strive for equality like male custody rights or help for male rape victims, much like other first world feminists strive for equality such as trans womens oversexualization in the porn industry or sexism in the workplace. i wasnt saying mens rights were trvial, i said they were only as trvial as the problems women have in a first world society. basically what im saying is we should stop worrying about equality in our own country because most of the problems we have with equality are social issues that for the most part can only be worked out with awareness campaigns instead of legal action, and instead worry about the equality in other countries
User avatar #56 - bulbakip (05/05/2013) [-]
Yay friends! I'm going into the US Navy to learn Applied Sciences. Advanced Electronics specifically.
User avatar #57 to #56 - simplescience (05/05/2013) [-]
That sounds very intriguing. May I ask why?
User avatar #58 to #57 - bulbakip (05/05/2013) [-]
To study advanced electronics! :D and get a career in science going, for free. getting paid to workout and learn and travel, sounds good to me.
User avatar #28 - amissingmouse (02/24/2013) [-]
User avatar #55 to #28 - simplescience (02/24/2013) [-]
It seems I cannot reply to your reply to my comment on the part of you that is unattractive, so I am bringing this back up here. I have this to say about whatever it is you have done to your arm: If a man is going to turn you away because he doesn't understand the torment you went through earlier in your life, then that asswipe is not worth your time, but there will be someone that will be willing to help with that pain and will assure you, much better than I can, that you are not an ugly or terrible person.
User avatar #29 to #28 - simplescience (02/24/2013) [-]
Hello there.
User avatar #30 to #29 - amissingmouse (02/24/2013) [-]
What's up?
User avatar #31 to #30 - simplescience (02/24/2013) [-]
Nothing much. I'm just browsing the web until I feel tired enough to go to bed. What's up with you?
User avatar #32 to #31 - amissingmouse (02/24/2013) [-]
I just got dumped. :)
So I'm feeling preeeeeeeeetttttttty shitty.
User avatar #33 to #32 - simplescience (02/24/2013) [-]
I'm sorry you had to deal with such a painful experience. Is there something I can do to help?
User avatar #34 to #33 - amissingmouse (02/24/2013) [-]
Just chatting I suppose.
I think I saw your comment yesterday, about never having a girlfriend and whatever else. All I'm going to say is, Don't bother. You honestly aren't missing out on much...
User avatar #35 to #34 - simplescience (02/24/2013) [-]
Why do you say that, may I ask?
User avatar #36 to #35 - amissingmouse (02/24/2013) [-]
I'm young, I've attempted to be in relationships. Now, because of my physical appearance, I can only seem to woo the attention of guys on the internet. Now, not only that, I have only ever gotten into one relationship in which I'd call it serious. That's the one I was just in, of course, he just decided to fuck me over, like everyone else has. From what I've experienced, getting into a relationship seems to only harm, and rarely does any real good.

Anyway...I think that maybe we should stay on a topic which is much lighter than the terms of my past relationships. How are you this evening, dear sir? And what are you planning on doing for the rest of the evening? :D
User avatar #37 to #36 - simplescience (02/24/2013) [-]
On the note of relationships, I would just like to share a bit of my own personal experiences. Now, I've never had a relationship, but I've had several friends tell me about their breakups and they tell me how they will never get into another one. I know we've just began conversing, but I would like to tell you what I tell my other friends. I will not deny the pain behind a breakup, but I ask that you not condemn an entire gender or shut out a potential relationship due to the actions of a few slime-balls.

I am actually doing quite well this evening. I am doing quite well. I've talked to a few friends and played some pokemon as well. As for the rest of the evening, I plan on listening to music and playing some more Pokemon Black 2. How about you?
User avatar #38 to #37 - amissingmouse (02/24/2013) [-]
Well, it's sunday, 5:21 pm here...Planning on just doing some homework, before messing around with my ears, and their piercings. Maybe even playing some xbox. I'm looking for some new friends for skype though...
User avatar #41 to #38 - simplescience (02/24/2013) [-]
I haven't used Skype in forever, mostly because I'm usually bogged down by schoolwork (due to being a Chemistry major in college).

By the way, you mentioned you said you can only woo men over the internet due to your physical appearance? What does that entail exactly? I ask since you don't sound like that bad of a person, and I don't exactly think looks alone determine how attractive someone is.
User avatar #42 to #41 - amissingmouse (02/24/2013) [-]
My skype is amissingmouse if you wanna add me.

I'm just ugly. That's it.
User avatar #43 to #42 - simplescience (02/24/2013) [-]
This may sound cliche and corny, but physical appearance alone does not determine how attractive you are. You shouldn't put yourself down so harshly. Even if you're not what most define as physically attractive, that does not mean you're doomed to no relationship like I am. Quite the opposite actually. In my experience, personality can make one forego the looks of a potential dating partner, and on that note:

I may have been without a relationship my entire life, I did fall in love with a woman in New York that one would probably not be considered attractive by societal norms, but she was sweet and intelligent. When I would talk to her, I didn't care for one moment what she looked like. I was just happy talk to her. I know you will find someone that will love you for who you are.

A favored quote that I tell my friends who are down is that life is like a jump rope. Things may be down now, but they will get better.
User avatar #44 to #43 - amissingmouse (02/24/2013) [-]
I wish they would get better.
You're talking to someone who just doesn't give a shit, and has already given up.
User avatar #45 to #44 - simplescience (02/24/2013) [-]
I apologize in advance if anything I say in this reply offends you.

I ask you that not unfairly condemn and dismiss guys. I ask that you not give up and surrender. You are not a bad person, and you're not the ugly or unattractive person you tell me you are. How could I say this after only talking to you for a few replies? I'll tell you.

Talking to you, I've found that you have a genuinely friendly personality. You, to some extent, enjoy conversation and making friends. Speaking from my own wants, I know I like someone who is willing to converse with me, and I'm betting several other people do as well. When it comes to making friends, while I can't speak for the entirety of the male gender, I know that I (and probably other guys out there) would much rather have a friendly and pleasant woman that enjoys conversation who might not have what might be considered physically beautiful over some gorgeous woman who has an ego the size of the Hindenburg and talks down to people.

To quote one of my favorite songs by Blue October: "Don't lose yourself, or your hope. Life's like a jump rope....it (life) will get hard, but remember life's like a jump rope". There might come a person who will just find you to be the most amazing woman on the planet, and you definitely deserve someone like that. Should someone like that come along, don't let that person escape because of the douchebag actions of people in your past. Those assholes from the past may not be worth your time, but someone out there will think you're amazing, and if you're willing to be a little patient and not let some slime-balls keep you down, then I believe that person will come along.

Don't dismiss yourself, or any part thereof. Don't give up on love and happiness just because of some player asshole that wouldn't wouldn't know how to be a good man even if someone came up and gave him detailed instructions.

I know from talking to my other friends, and from rejections that I face, that hearing what I'm saying can be hard to believe, hard to listen to, or hard to accept. I'm not saying immediately take in what I say and throw away your pain and sadness because I know the sting of a breakup can last, and sometimes (like with the woman in New York I mentioned earlier), that sting can last for years.

What I am saying is that if the pain ever subsides, that you don't close yourself off forever, because you are worth more than you seem to be giving yourself credit for, and you deserve more than being alone for the rest of your life.
#46 to #45 - amissingmouse (02/24/2013) [-]
I honestly would never just say that all guys are douche bags, but, I seem to have met too many of them to be able to justify my views so that it goes any other way. It's kinda sad to be honest, because the more I think about it, the more I realise, that all of the guys I've met are pretty much douche bags, and i think I'm beginning to think of the rest of the male kind to be douche bags.

Until I find someone who really cares, like this guy pretended to do, I don't know what I'll do. Possibly just friendzone everyone who comes within a foot of me. That seems like a plausible answer. Not only that, I could also just stay single for the rest of my life and have a dog. Dogs are better than people from what I've experienced. They don't judge looks, or appearance, and they'll always be there for you when you need them the most. :3

As well as that, unless you can introduce me to some non-douchey guys, I honestly don't think I'm going to meet any.

Thanks for trying to be kind. Pic related, it's me. :) I look terrible, I know...
User avatar #49 to #46 - simplescience (02/24/2013) [-]
I also noticed a split-second too late after I pressed "reply" that I did not address your picture. I would like to actually comment on it if I may.

1) I really like your hair, but then again, I really like long hair.

2) Also, none of your facial features are anywhere near as bad as you've been making them out to be. I'm betting that if you smiled, your face would light up and look even more gorgeous.

3) You don't look terrible. I know how cliche that must sound, and I realize how much of a "standard" response that sounds like, so I'm going to go a bit more in-depth. Based on the picture you have provided, you are nowhere near as ugly and terrible looking as you keep telling me. When I heard you talk about yourself like that, I had a mental image far worse than what I'm seeing, yet at the same time, I thought that there was no way someone who is as friendly as you have shown yourself to be. To sum it up, I could tell just from talking to you, that there was no way you look as bad as you say, and this picture confirms my thoughts.
User avatar #50 to #49 - amissingmouse (02/24/2013) [-]
T-thank you I suppose. I've never really had people really compliment me, and it's only been recently that I've been able to accept any compliments (after the bullying..I just...no..) So thank you, I appreciate your compliment. :3
However, there is a certain part of me, which is not attractive at all, it's ugly, hideous, and something I'm going to have to live with for the rest of my life.
User avatar #51 to #50 - simplescience (02/24/2013) [-]
Then to that, I say that, at some time, there will come a guy that will love you enough that will be able to look past this part of you that you deem unattractive, and will love you regardless.
User avatar #52 to #51 - amissingmouse (02/24/2013) [-]
I don't think so..It's on my arm, no one can ever look at me the same, after seeing what damage I've caused to my arm. :c
User avatar #47 to #46 - simplescience (02/24/2013) [-]
You say "introduce some non-douchey guys". Let me ask you something. Do you honestly believe that in the time you've talked to me that I am some douchebag guy that is judging you and thinking you're some ugly woman who will be alone forever? Do you honestly get the impression that I am some dickhead that just wants to use you? If you do believe that, then I follow up with asking how I've managed to do that?

As to your thoughts on friendzoning people, let me ask you: What if some really sweet nice guy comes along and wants to make you happy, and you let him slip away because he's been friendzoned? That's not entirely fair to guys at all. Why should all men be tarred with the same brush just because a few have wronged you? That's like saying "I had a bad plate of french fries when I went to that restaurant a few times, therefore all restaurants are going to serve me bad fries."

As I've said, I'm not saying completely turn yourself around due to my words, but at the same time, don't hold a long-standing grudge against all men and think they are all scumfucks. Give us guys a chance, eh? We're not all douchebags, just like any guy who dismisses all women is being unfair by thinking women are all mind-game playing bitches (forgive my language).
User avatar #48 to #47 - amissingmouse (02/24/2013) [-]
I suppose that is true...I don't know...
You seem kind, and not douchey. I'm a bit tired, so my responses are a bit shorter.
I honestly just wanna meet someone nice :c I put so much time and effort in, only to get hurt. :c
User avatar #53 to #48 - simplescience (02/24/2013) [-]
If you're tired, then maybe lie down and take a rest, eh? I apologize for keeping you up this late with my walls of text, and I'll let you get some sleep.
User avatar #54 to #53 - amissingmouse (02/24/2013) [-]
I'm not tired, just, my eyes hurt a bit. I want to talk to someone on skype because of this .But, eh, no one is willing to talk to me on it.
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#25 - mangioluingi ONLINE (09/20/2011) [-]
guess why I'm here?

hint: I love you bro
User avatar #26 to #26 - simplescience (09/20/2011) [-]
Thank you very much. This really helped me out. I hadn't been feeling 100% lately. :)
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User avatar #22 to #22 - simplescience (09/19/2011) [-]
It was only reposted because I wanted people to know to get the game that I was talking about in my content. I didn't want people who like portal to go without. I knew it would vanish after 24 hours, so I reposted it so people would know even after it expired the first time.
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#18 - theapocalipz (09/19/2011) [-]
You're an awesome person!
User avatar #20 to #19 - simplescience (09/19/2011) [-]
Thank you very much. So are you and so is the b.rony community. :)
#8 - simplescience (09/19/2011) [-]
Thank you very much for this. I definitely was not expecting this. xD

It's inspired me to maybe upload some more stuff. Thanks a bunch. :)
#16 to #8 - kesolukt (09/19/2011) [-]
Always a pleasure to make others smile.
User avatar #17 to #17 - simplescience (09/19/2011) [-]
Well you have succeeded. Admirably. :) Thank you very much. ^_^
#7 - kesolukt (09/19/2011) [-]
Love ya
User avatar #15 to #7 - simplescience (09/19/2011) [-]
Thank you very much. For everything. :)
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User avatar #19 to #5 - simplescience (09/19/2011) [-]
Thank you very much, whether you're referring to being chosen by the b.rony community or on my getting to the front page. I'm grateful for both. :)
User avatar #12 to #4 - simplescience (09/19/2011) [-]
This was very nice of all you guys. Thank you very much. :)
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Yes you!
You are awesome and you should feel awesome!
User avatar #11 to #3 - simplescience (09/19/2011) [-]
Thank you. This whole thing has made my day. :)
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I love you! You're FJer of the day
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Thank you very much. :)
#1 - mazzyrazzy (09/19/2011) [-]
Hey :) You've been choosen randomly to receive the benefit of a new b.rony program, Helping Hooves, a program where a few of us pick a user at random and thumb up all their content and comments.
User avatar #10 to #1 - simplescience (09/19/2011) [-]
Thank you for this. I know my name just came up as a random roll, but still, this was very kind. :)
User avatar #13 to #10 - mazzyrazzy (09/19/2011) [-]
Our pleasure :P

We like to do nice stuff every once in a while.
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