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Hi there. My name is Simplescience, my real first name being Matt. I came to funnyjunk in the hopes of making it a little better than when I found it. Optimistic, cheerful, and a logical thinker, I do my best to make other people feel better if they are down.

My profile picture is of Mr. Game and Watch using the move Judgement: 9. This move has a 1/10 chance of bringing up a 9. If a 9 comes up and it connects with an opponent, it is a One-Hit Knock Out.

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#5 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 03/18/2013 on Sexist +4
#6 - anon (03/18/2013) [-]
>Implying we still give a fuck
#8 - simplescience has deleted their comment.
#226 - "Stupid americans, they are all selfish, ignorant asshole… 03/18/2013 on Ireland. +11
#283 - I'm not all that ****** , but I wonder how many people w… 03/18/2013 on How fucked up are you +1
#63 - I find it interesting that I read comments surprised that ther…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/18/2013 on Talented Artist 2 +2
#98 - anon (03/18/2013) [-]
To answer your review, you are most likely correct. The term for what you're describing is called "Mob Mentality", and it's a staple of how society/culture works.

That of course does not mean anything should be liked universally, because people shouldn't have to be extensions of each other in order to be considered normal. It is what it is.
User avatar #65 - greenpyro (03/18/2013) [-]
Most people our age love the games. Most
#31 - Also, here is a Youtube clip showing the Master Ball failing a… 03/15/2013 on Role model 0
#29 - I had something of a bad day, and I felt like typing. I apolog… 03/15/2013 on Role model 0
#27 - I just realized I forgot to mention just what Marrowaks mother…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/15/2013 on Role model 0
User avatar #28 - pimpinboobnugget (03/15/2013) [-]
You didn't have to type all that. I know you meant Cubone's mother.
User avatar #29 - simplescience (03/15/2013) [-]
I had something of a bad day, and I felt like typing. I apologize for the walls of text.
#106 - "since we only chatted in a text box." 03/15/2013 on Faith in humanity +1
#47 - I know that feel. I would often have to sell my books… 03/15/2013 on (1) Facebook +1
#17 - Master Ball Fun Facts: -There are actually two pokemo…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/15/2013 on Role model +2
User avatar #23 - pimpinboobnugget (03/15/2013) [-]
Marrowak's mother?
User avatar #31 - simplescience (03/15/2013) [-]
Also, here is a Youtube clip showing the Master Ball failing against the Ghost.

#27 - simplescience (03/15/2013) [-]
I just realized I forgot to mention just what Marrowaks mother was. I apologize for forgetting.

Marrowaks mother (I haven't played Generation 1 games in forever, so I don't know if that's the exact name) was a ghost that was in the original generation 1 games, found in the Pokemon Tower in Lavender Town. She would block your access to the 3rd (I think?) level of pokemon tower when you tried to fight her. When you first encounter her, you see what is called the "ghost" sprite. "Ghosts" could not be battled, only ran away from, or battled if the Silph Scope was used. What made "Marrowaks Mother" different was that it would block your path until it was removed.

When you did fight her, your pokemon could not attack her, the game saying they were "too scared to move" (as was the case with any pokemon that had a ghost sprite upon encounter). The only way you could get past her was to obtain the Silph Scope, which would "reveal" that the Marrowak ghost was a Marrowak (shocker) which you could then defeat and continue with the story (or by using a pokedoll, which would automatically end the battle and the game would act like she had been defeated. This "bug" was fixed in later releases).

If you attempted to throw a pokeball at the ghost, the game would say that the pokeball would miss, regardless of the type of pokeball used. The sprite has actually spawned a number of creepypastas as a result, but that's besides the point.

The picture displayed here is what it looked like upon encountering the "Marrowak Mother".
User avatar #28 - pimpinboobnugget (03/15/2013) [-]
You didn't have to type all that. I know you meant Cubone's mother.
User avatar #29 - simplescience (03/15/2013) [-]
I had something of a bad day, and I felt like typing. I apologize for the walls of text.
#21 - Bisharps don't know about my Chandelure. 03/15/2013 on Pokeymans 0
#42 - Man, I used to be really bummed on nights where my mom and I d…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/15/2013 on (1) Facebook +1
#45 - pixar (03/15/2013) [-]
I posted this because i can recall me and my dad ( i only lived with him ) going without money for a long time. I remember i had a ps2 when it first came out and i pawned it so we could get a nice meal that night.
#47 - simplescience (03/15/2013) [-]
I know that feel.

I would often have to sell my books or PS2/3 so my mom could afford her medicine, or so that we could eat. I would have sold my Playstation 2/3, and I offered to sell it so we could eat that week, but my mother adamantly refused, telling me she wanted me to have at least one nice thing.
#76 - Boring Personal Story Alert. About a year and a half …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/15/2013 on Faith in humanity +10
#104 - anon (03/15/2013) [-]
"unable to speak" "when she told me this"
User avatar #106 - simplescience (03/15/2013) [-]
"since we only chatted in a text box."
User avatar #99 - sgc (03/15/2013) [-]
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i once feel for a cute little redhead from new york. poor thing had no self esteem (she was anorexic for most of her life)and her boyfriend was just leeching sex, time and money from her. i gave her the confidence to dump him and to find love in other places, i often told her how much i cared about her but she just kept going and staying with the same kind of mooching boyfriends. then she met her newest boyfriend, an engineer. he was nice, he was loving, he was everything she needed and everything i wanted to be for her...

she got married last i heard, never talked to her after that.
#57 - (Time to break the Dragonzball PP chain) When you're … 03/13/2013 on Trueee +1
#20 - Don't worry about it, good sir. Everyone makes a slip-up every… 03/12/2013 on Amazing, This Is 0
#18 - That was part of the joke.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/12/2013 on Amazing, This Is +1
#19 - crimhowler (03/12/2013) [-]
...... I am kind of oblivious to a lot of things, for this, I apologize
#20 - simplescience (03/12/2013) [-]
Don't worry about it, good sir. Everyone makes a slip-up every now and then.
#4 - "Stay awhile and listenz." Deckard Cain wou…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/12/2013 on VG cats again +20
User avatar #44 - jovanlisac (03/12/2013) [-]
exactly my thoughts
User avatar #10 - plumpgnome (03/12/2013) [-]
holy shit my nostalgia
User avatar #18 - Kairyuka (03/12/2013) [-]
It's not even nostalgia to me, I still play it regularly.
#16 - Psychic Pokemon unite?  [+] (4 new replies) 03/12/2013 on Amazing, This Is +5
User avatar #17 - crimhowler (03/12/2013) [-]
Funny that you chose Metagross for "Unite"
#18 - simplescience (03/12/2013) [-]
That was part of the joke.
#19 - crimhowler (03/12/2013) [-]
...... I am kind of oblivious to a lot of things, for this, I apologize
#20 - simplescience (03/12/2013) [-]
Don't worry about it, good sir. Everyone makes a slip-up every now and then.
#53 - Comment deleted 03/12/2013 on ninetales vs. ninetales 0
#43 - Comment deleted 03/09/2013 on mistakes 0
#43 - WHAT? 90 questions?!  [+] (1 new reply) 03/07/2013 on I can still dream +13
#87 - morkoelorko (03/07/2013) [-]
#94 - If I need to snort a drug to enjoy myself, then I'm obviously … 03/07/2013 on I think we can all agree... +2
#88 - That sounds like it has the potential to be unpleasant.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/06/2013 on I think we can all agree... 0
#89 - rotinaj (03/06/2013) [-]
It's more like the most pleasant thing ever ; don't do it though, it's addictive.
User avatar #94 - simplescience (03/07/2013) [-]
If I need to snort a drug to enjoy myself, then I'm obviously doing something wrong.

I'm happy enough as it is. I don't need to grind up my medication and snort it.
#86 - It is. I take Adderall, which is an Amphetamine salt. It does …  [+] (4 new replies) 03/06/2013 on I think we can all agree... 0
#87 - rotinaj (03/06/2013) [-]
Snort it
User avatar #88 - simplescience (03/06/2013) [-]
That sounds like it has the potential to be unpleasant.
#89 - rotinaj (03/06/2013) [-]
It's more like the most pleasant thing ever ; don't do it though, it's addictive.
User avatar #94 - simplescience (03/07/2013) [-]
If I need to snort a drug to enjoy myself, then I'm obviously doing something wrong.

I'm happy enough as it is. I don't need to grind up my medication and snort it.
#84 - I already stated that I'm taking medication for it.  [+] (6 new replies) 03/06/2013 on I think we can all agree... 0
#85 - rotinaj (03/06/2013) [-]
Oh, my bad. Well, your medication is probably amphetamine anyways.
User avatar #86 - simplescience (03/06/2013) [-]
It is. I take Adderall, which is an Amphetamine salt. It does wonders for my grades and classwork. According to some comments on Funnyjunk though, I should be using it to get high.
#87 - rotinaj (03/06/2013) [-]
Snort it
User avatar #88 - simplescience (03/06/2013) [-]
That sounds like it has the potential to be unpleasant.
#89 - rotinaj (03/06/2013) [-]
It's more like the most pleasant thing ever ; don't do it though, it's addictive.
User avatar #94 - simplescience (03/07/2013) [-]
If I need to snort a drug to enjoy myself, then I'm obviously doing something wrong.

I'm happy enough as it is. I don't need to grind up my medication and snort it.
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #59 - flingwing (09/07/2013) [-]
all the reasons you posted still pale in comparison to what happens to women in third world countries. my point is that men and women in OUR society have equal problems, but outside of privileged first world countries, women are literally trash.

lets just say, inside the USA i am a human rights activist, but outside the USA i am a human rights activists focused mainly on feminism.

yes its terrible about all those thing that happen to men and honestly sometimes i feel like women get a slightly better deal because if we have an issue we arent taught to suppress it and bury it like men are. i have multiple male friends who have been raped, and they have not been able to talk to people or have their problems sorted out or have the rapist brought to justice. but even that, doesnt not compare to how the gang raping of women is literally used as a mode of warfare in sudan.
User avatar #60 to #59 - simplescience (09/07/2013) [-]
I think some clarification is in order here (and before you think I'm saying this in a "you're wrong and let me to tell you why" manner, I implore you to read on and wait until the end).

I never said Feminism is not needed. Feminism is indeed very much needed in third world countries. I happen to know that exceptionally well since I am the Research Officer of an anti-human trafficking group on my campus. Those countries need to give women the tools they need to succeed where they clearly are not apparent in any form.

What I have a problem with is not that women need to be empowered in countries where they are treated more as property than people, it's how Feminism aims to go about this. I implore you to provide evidence if I'm wrong, but it seems to me that Feminism aims to empower women in a way that could also be a long-term detriment to men. Before you say that they need to have some of their power curbed (which is true), let me explain myself.

Take America for example, Feminism has gained many rights for women, but look at the cost to men. Boys are never really encouraged to be proud of themselves as boys; they are rarely given the kind of support that girls get for being proud of their gender. This is just one example. I could go on.

My problem with Feminism is that in its mission to push for equality, it seems like it doesn't even let boys sit at the discussion table and often dismiss males input.

Then, the movement justifies this unfair exclusion by basically saying "Females in other countries are treated ****** , so your problems of how men are treated in this country don't matter and won't be addressed "(I have talked with a handful of Feminists who have said or implied that my opinion of Feminism is invalid because I'm a male).

To be blunt, what happens to women in other nations is completely irrelevant as to why Feminism rarely if ever addresses the problems men face in America. Yes, women being gang-raped in Sudan is terrible, and action should be taken to stop that. However, that does not give Feminism a free pass to push young boys and men to the side.

Feminism wants to have its cake and eat it too in America. It wants to make the bold declaration of seeking equality for both genders, and then wants to justify the unfair treatment of males by saying that horrible things happen to women in other nations, effectively saying that because of other countries problems, Feminism is allowed to push boys to the side.

By doing that, Feminism thus acts in the same behavior as the patriarchy they condemn, I.E. "Sit down, shut up, you're not allowed to speak".

To sum it all up, yes, the problems I listed do pale in comparison to problems face in other countries, but that does not justify the blatant disregard for concerns of mens rights in America. That would be like me going to a college professor and saying "Due to homework I had in another class, I did not remember to do the 3 week project you assigned 2 1/2 weeks ago". That excuse wouldn't fly in that situation, and it should not (and in my mind, does not) fly when Feminism uses it.
User avatar #61 to #60 - flingwing (09/07/2013) [-]
first of all, you seriously need to learn how to not say so much because i really really do not care enough about this situation to read all that.

and yes american feminism implies that it is for the rights of women and only women, i agree with you. which is why i focus more on equal rights than womens rights.

but dude for reals chill it with the blah blah
User avatar #62 to #61 - simplescience (09/07/2013) [-]
You're the one that opened the door for this kind of response by calling male rights activists trivial and then implying mens rights concerns aren't important because of gang-raping in Sudan.

Besides, would you prefer that I give you a lengthy response that shows I actually know what I'm talking about and gives insight into my point, or would you prefer a short response where I pretty much just say you're wrong and call you names?
User avatar #63 to #62 - flingwing (09/07/2013) [-]
i was saying male rights activists are as trivial as first world feminism, which is, sometimes but not always. because some male activists whine about dumb trash like friendzoning, much like some first world feminists whine about dumb trash like girls getting killed in videogames being supposedly rape. other mens rights activists strive for equality like male custody rights or help for male rape victims, much like other first world feminists strive for equality such as trans womens oversexualization in the porn industry or sexism in the workplace. i wasnt saying mens rights were trvial, i said they were only as trvial as the problems women have in a first world society. basically what im saying is we should stop worrying about equality in our own country because most of the problems we have with equality are social issues that for the most part can only be worked out with awareness campaigns instead of legal action, and instead worry about the equality in other countries
User avatar #56 - bulbakip (05/05/2013) [-]
Yay friends! I'm going into the US Navy to learn Applied Sciences. Advanced Electronics specifically.
User avatar #57 to #56 - simplescience (05/05/2013) [-]
That sounds very intriguing. May I ask why?
User avatar #58 to #57 - bulbakip (05/05/2013) [-]
To study advanced electronics! :D and get a career in science going, for free. getting paid to workout and learn and travel, sounds good to me.
User avatar #28 - amissingmouse (02/24/2013) [-]
User avatar #55 to #28 - simplescience (02/24/2013) [-]
It seems I cannot reply to your reply to my comment on the part of you that is unattractive, so I am bringing this back up here. I have this to say about whatever it is you have done to your arm: If a man is going to turn you away because he doesn't understand the torment you went through earlier in your life, then that asswipe is not worth your time, but there will be someone that will be willing to help with that pain and will assure you, much better than I can, that you are not an ugly or terrible person.
User avatar #29 to #28 - simplescience (02/24/2013) [-]
Hello there.
User avatar #30 to #29 - amissingmouse (02/24/2013) [-]
What's up?
User avatar #31 to #30 - simplescience (02/24/2013) [-]
Nothing much. I'm just browsing the web until I feel tired enough to go to bed. What's up with you?
User avatar #32 to #31 - amissingmouse (02/24/2013) [-]
I just got dumped. :)
So I'm feeling preeeeeeeeetttttttty ****** .
User avatar #33 to #32 - simplescience (02/24/2013) [-]
I'm sorry you had to deal with such a painful experience. Is there something I can do to help?
User avatar #34 to #33 - amissingmouse (02/24/2013) [-]
Just chatting I suppose.
I think I saw your comment yesterday, about never having a girlfriend and whatever else. All I'm going to say is, Don't bother. You honestly aren't missing out on much...
User avatar #35 to #34 - simplescience (02/24/2013) [-]
Why do you say that, may I ask?
User avatar #36 to #35 - amissingmouse (02/24/2013) [-]
I'm young, I've attempted to be in relationships. Now, because of my physical appearance, I can only seem to woo the attention of guys on the internet. Now, not only that, I have only ever gotten into one relationship in which I'd call it serious. That's the one I was just in, of course, he just decided to **** me over, like everyone else has. From what I've experienced, getting into a relationship seems to only harm, and rarely does any real good.

Anyway...I think that maybe we should stay on a topic which is much lighter than the terms of my past relationships. How are you this evening, dear sir? And what are you planning on doing for the rest of the evening? :D
User avatar #37 to #36 - simplescience (02/24/2013) [-]
On the note of relationships, I would just like to share a bit of my own personal experiences. Now, I've never had a relationship, but I've had several friends tell me about their breakups and they tell me how they will never get into another one. I know we've just began conversing, but I would like to tell you what I tell my other friends. I will not deny the pain behind a breakup, but I ask that you not condemn an entire gender or shut out a potential relationship due to the actions of a few slime-balls.

I am actually doing quite well this evening. I am doing quite well. I've talked to a few friends and played some pokemon as well. As for the rest of the evening, I plan on listening to music and playing some more Pokemon Black 2. How about you?
User avatar #38 to #37 - amissingmouse (02/24/2013) [-]
Well, it's sunday, 5:21 pm here...Planning on just doing some homework, before messing around with my ears, and their piercings. Maybe even playing some xbox. I'm looking for some new friends for skype though...
User avatar #41 to #38 - simplescience (02/24/2013) [-]
I haven't used Skype in forever, mostly because I'm usually bogged down by schoolwork (due to being a Chemistry major in college).

By the way, you mentioned you said you can only woo men over the internet due to your physical appearance? What does that entail exactly? I ask since you don't sound like that bad of a person, and I don't exactly think looks alone determine how attractive someone is.
User avatar #42 to #41 - amissingmouse (02/24/2013) [-]
My skype is amissingmouse if you wanna add me.

I'm just ugly. That's it.
User avatar #43 to #42 - simplescience (02/24/2013) [-]
This may sound cliche and corny, but physical appearance alone does not determine how attractive you are. You shouldn't put yourself down so harshly. Even if you're not what most define as physically attractive, that does not mean you're doomed to no relationship like I am. Quite the opposite actually. In my experience, personality can make one forego the looks of a potential dating partner, and on that note:

I may have been without a relationship my entire life, I did fall in love with a woman in New York that one would probably not be considered attractive by societal norms, but she was sweet and intelligent. When I would talk to her, I didn't care for one moment what she looked like. I was just happy talk to her. I know you will find someone that will love you for who you are.

A favored quote that I tell my friends who are down is that life is like a jump rope. Things may be down now, but they will get better.
User avatar #44 to #43 - amissingmouse (02/24/2013) [-]
I wish they would get better.
You're talking to someone who just doesn't give a **** , and has already given up.
User avatar #45 to #44 - simplescience (02/24/2013) [-]
I apologize in advance if anything I say in this reply offends you.

I ask you that not unfairly condemn and dismiss guys. I ask that you not give up and surrender. You are not a bad person, and you're not the ugly or unattractive person you tell me you are. How could I say this after only talking to you for a few replies? I'll tell you.

Talking to you, I've found that you have a genuinely friendly personality. You, to some extent, enjoy conversation and making friends. Speaking from my own wants, I know I like someone who is willing to converse with me, and I'm betting several other people do as well. When it comes to making friends, while I can't speak for the entirety of the male gender, I know that I (and probably other guys out there) would much rather have a friendly and pleasant woman that enjoys conversation who might not have what might be considered physically beautiful over some gorgeous woman who has an ego the size of the Hindenburg and talks down to people.

To quote one of my favorite songs by Blue October: "Don't lose yourself, or your hope. Life's like a jump rope....it (life) will get hard, but remember life's like a jump rope". There might come a person who will just find you to be the most amazing woman on the planet, and you definitely deserve someone like that. Should someone like that come along, don't let that person escape because of the douchebag actions of people in your past. Those assholes from the past may not be worth your time, but someone out there will think you're amazing, and if you're willing to be a little patient and not let some slime-balls keep you down, then I believe that person will come along.

Don't dismiss yourself, or any part thereof. Don't give up on love and happiness just because of some player asshole that wouldn't wouldn't know how to be a good man even if someone came up and gave him detailed instructions.

I know from talking to my other friends, and from rejections that I face, that hearing what I'm saying can be hard to believe, hard to listen to, or hard to accept. I'm not saying immediately take in what I say and throw away your pain and sadness because I know the sting of a breakup can last, and sometimes (like with the woman in New York I mentioned earlier), that sting can last for years.

What I am saying is that if the pain ever subsides, that you don't close yourself off forever, because you are worth more than you seem to be giving yourself credit for, and you deserve more than being alone for the rest of your life.
#46 to #45 - amissingmouse (02/24/2013) [-]
I honestly would never just say that all guys are douche bags, but, I seem to have met too many of them to be able to justify my views so that it goes any other way. It's kinda sad to be honest, because the more I think about it, the more I realise, that all of the guys I've met are pretty much douche bags, and i think I'm beginning to think of the rest of the male kind to be douche bags.

Until I find someone who really cares, like this guy pretended to do, I don't know what I'll do. Possibly just friendzone everyone who comes within a foot of me. That seems like a plausible answer. Not only that, I could also just stay single for the rest of my life and have a dog. Dogs are better than people from what I've experienced. They don't judge looks, or appearance, and they'll always be there for you when you need them the most. :3

As well as that, unless you can introduce me to some non-douchey guys, I honestly don't think I'm going to meet any.

Thanks for trying to be kind. Pic related, it's me. :) I look terrible, I know...
User avatar #49 to #46 - simplescience (02/24/2013) [-]
I also noticed a split-second too late after I pressed "reply" that I did not address your picture. I would like to actually comment on it if I may.

1) I really like your hair, but then again, I really like long hair.

2) Also, none of your facial features are anywhere near as bad as you've been making them out to be. I'm betting that if you smiled, your face would light up and look even more gorgeous.

3) You don't look terrible. I know how cliche that must sound, and I realize how much of a "standard" response that sounds like, so I'm going to go a bit more in-depth. Based on the picture you have provided, you are nowhere near as ugly and terrible looking as you keep telling me. When I heard you talk about yourself like that, I had a mental image far worse than what I'm seeing, yet at the same time, I thought that there was no way someone who is as friendly as you have shown yourself to be. To sum it up, I could tell just from talking to you, that there was no way you look as bad as you say, and this picture confirms my thoughts.
User avatar #50 to #49 - amissingmouse (02/24/2013) [-]
T-thank you I suppose. I've never really had people really compliment me, and it's only been recently that I've been able to accept any compliments (after the bullying..I just...no..) So thank you, I appreciate your compliment. :3
However, there is a certain part of me, which is not attractive at all, it's ugly, hideous, and something I'm going to have to live with for the rest of my life.
User avatar #51 to #50 - simplescience (02/24/2013) [-]
Then to that, I say that, at some time, there will come a guy that will love you enough that will be able to look past this part of you that you deem unattractive, and will love you regardless.
User avatar #52 to #51 - amissingmouse (02/24/2013) [-]
I don't think so..It's on my arm, no one can ever look at me the same, after seeing what damage I've caused to my arm. :c
User avatar #47 to #46 - simplescience (02/24/2013) [-]
You say "introduce some non-douchey guys". Let me ask you something. Do you honestly believe that in the time you've talked to me that I am some douchebag guy that is judging you and thinking you're some ugly woman who will be alone forever? Do you honestly get the impression that I am some dickhead that just wants to use you? If you do believe that, then I follow up with asking how I've managed to do that?

As to your thoughts on friendzoning people, let me ask you: What if some really sweet nice guy comes along and wants to make you happy, and you let him slip away because he's been friendzoned? That's not entirely fair to guys at all. Why should all men be tarred with the same brush just because a few have wronged you? That's like saying "I had a bad plate of french fries when I went to that restaurant a few times, therefore all restaurants are going to serve me bad fries."

As I've said, I'm not saying completely turn yourself around due to my words, but at the same time, don't hold a long-standing grudge against all men and think they are all ********* . Give us guys a chance, eh? We're not all douchebags, just like any guy who dismisses all women is being unfair by thinking women are all mind-game playing bitches (forgive my language).
User avatar #48 to #47 - amissingmouse (02/24/2013) [-]
I suppose that is true...I don't know...
You seem kind, and not douchey. I'm a bit tired, so my responses are a bit shorter.
I honestly just wanna meet someone nice :c I put so much time and effort in, only to get hurt. :c
User avatar #53 to #48 - simplescience (02/24/2013) [-]
If you're tired, then maybe lie down and take a rest, eh? I apologize for keeping you up this late with my walls of text, and I'll let you get some sleep.
User avatar #54 to #53 - amissingmouse (02/24/2013) [-]
I'm not tired, just, my eyes hurt a bit. I want to talk to someone on skype because of this .But, eh, no one is willing to talk to me on it.
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#25 - mangioluingi ONLINE (09/20/2011) [-]
guess why I'm here?

hint: I love you bro
User avatar #26 to #26 - simplescience (09/20/2011) [-]
Thank you very much. This really helped me out. I hadn't been feeling 100% lately. :)
#21 - omegasoul (09/19/2011) [-]
User avatar #22 to #22 - simplescience (09/19/2011) [-]
It was only reposted because I wanted people to know to get the game that I was talking about in my content. I didn't want people who like portal to go without. I knew it would vanish after 24 hours, so I reposted it so people would know even after it expired the first time.
User avatar #23 to #23 - omegasoul (09/19/2011) [-]
#18 - theapocalipz (09/19/2011) [-]
You're an awesome person!
User avatar #20 to #19 - simplescience (09/19/2011) [-]
Thank you very much. So are you and so is the b.rony community. :)
#8 - simplescience (09/19/2011) [-]
Thank you very much for this. I definitely was not expecting this. xD

It's inspired me to maybe upload some more stuff. Thanks a bunch. :)
#16 to #8 - kesolukt (09/19/2011) [-]
Always a pleasure to make others smile.
User avatar #17 to #17 - simplescience (09/19/2011) [-]
Well you have succeeded. Admirably. :) Thank you very much. ^_^
#7 - kesolukt (09/19/2011) [-]
Love ya
User avatar #15 to #7 - simplescience (09/19/2011) [-]
Thank you very much. For everything. :)
#5 - SuperSixONE (09/19/2011) [-]
User avatar #19 to #5 - simplescience (09/19/2011) [-]
Thank you very much, whether you're referring to being chosen by the b.rony community or on my getting to the front page. I'm grateful for both. :)
User avatar #12 to #4 - simplescience (09/19/2011) [-]
This was very nice of all you guys. Thank you very much. :)
User avatar #3 - leed (09/19/2011) [-]
Yes you!
You are awesome and you should feel awesome!
User avatar #11 to #3 - simplescience (09/19/2011) [-]
Thank you. This whole thing has made my day. :)
User avatar #2 - Bluecoolman (09/19/2011) [-]
I love you! You're FJer of the day
User avatar #9 to #2 - simplescience (09/19/2011) [-]
Thank you very much. :)
#1 - mazzyrazzy (09/19/2011) [-]
Hey :) You've been choosen randomly to receive the benefit of a new b.rony program, Helping Hooves, a program where a few of us pick a user at random and thumb up all their content and comments.
User avatar #10 to #1 - simplescience (09/19/2011) [-]
Thank you for this. I know my name just came up as a random roll, but still, this was very kind. :)
User avatar #13 to #10 - mazzyrazzy (09/19/2011) [-]
Our pleasure :P

We like to do nice stuff every once in a while.
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