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simonhatesfj

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why am i always late to the party?! god damn it.comment
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Gender: male
Consoles Owned: PC, Wii, PS2, 3DS XL
Video Games Played: TLZ: Twilight Princess, TLZ: The Wind Waker, TLZ: Majora's Mask, TLZ: Ocarina of Time, TLZ: Skyward Sword, Torchlight II, FTL: Faster Than Light, Multiwinia: Survival of the Flattest, Minecraft, Chrono Trigger DS, Pokemon White Version, Pokemon White 2, P
Interests: Video Games, Pissing People Off, Writing, Eating, Sad Frogs
Date Signed Up:12/06/2015
Last Login:1/12/2016
Location:OneFriendLand
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Total Comments Made:1142
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I don't care who you are, I hate you, and I'm going to mentally maim you until blood spills out and drowns your horrid waste of a life.
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#6 - Shouldn't every day feel like vacation? If you don't like …  [+] (3 new replies) 01/09/2016 on The best and worst of Queen... -1
#7 - destroymen (01/09/2016) [-]
Queen and Country's a full time thing.

No chance of changing what you want to do in the 20th century when you have a wife and kids who are dependent on you.
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#8 - simonhatesfj (01/09/2016) [-]
well, with a situation like that, i can see what you mean
#9 - destroymen (01/09/2016) [-]
Modern day Britishers are seeking the same thing. Just for a different price.
#16 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"** **simonhatesfj rolle…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2016 on Not part of the Festival -1
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#18 - bendingtimeisgood (01/09/2016) [-]
Good roll.
#4 - I tell ya, no patriotism.  [+] (5 new replies) 01/09/2016 on The best and worst of Queen... -1
#5 - destroymen (01/09/2016) [-]
Building an empire on the basis of 'sick of this I'm going on holiday, forever'.
#6 - simonhatesfj (01/09/2016) [-]
Shouldn't every day feel like vacation?
If you don't like what you do, do something else. It isn't always that simple, but I mean.... How hard could it be to change careers?
#7 - destroymen (01/09/2016) [-]
Queen and Country's a full time thing.

No chance of changing what you want to do in the 20th century when you have a wife and kids who are dependent on you.
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#8 - simonhatesfj (01/09/2016) [-]
well, with a situation like that, i can see what you mean
#9 - destroymen (01/09/2016) [-]
Modern day Britishers are seeking the same thing. Just for a different price.
#1 - Picture  [+] (7 new replies) 01/09/2016 on The best and worst of Queen... -1
#3 - destroymen (01/09/2016) [-]
Little shite deserves the warmer colonies. Can't handle the cold hard banter we serve here.
#4 - simonhatesfj (01/09/2016) [-]
I tell ya, no patriotism.
#5 - destroymen (01/09/2016) [-]
Building an empire on the basis of 'sick of this I'm going on holiday, forever'.
#6 - simonhatesfj (01/09/2016) [-]
Shouldn't every day feel like vacation?
If you don't like what you do, do something else. It isn't always that simple, but I mean.... How hard could it be to change careers?
#7 - destroymen (01/09/2016) [-]
Queen and Country's a full time thing.

No chance of changing what you want to do in the 20th century when you have a wife and kids who are dependent on you.
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#8 - simonhatesfj (01/09/2016) [-]
well, with a situation like that, i can see what you mean
#9 - destroymen (01/09/2016) [-]
Modern day Britishers are seeking the same thing. Just for a different price.
#102 - anon's always a fagot, huh 01/09/2016 on Artist's Rendition -2
#66 - none? none? how many years have you been under that rock for?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/09/2016 on Avatar: The last sick spinner -1
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#128 - machiavellianhumor (01/09/2016) [-]
none
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#167 - simonhatesfj (01/09/2016) [-]
#64 - also toothy 01/09/2016 on Avatar: The last sick spinner -1
#1 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"** **simonhatesfj rolle… 01/09/2016 on the confirmation that rey... +1
#4 - Picture 01/06/2016 on bad satanist +1
#2 - could you pass the bleach, please?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/06/2016 on bad satanist 0
#3 - evilkingganon (01/06/2016) [-]
Sure thing
#4 - simonhatesfj (01/06/2016) [-]
#85 - I don't watch movies. 01/06/2016 on Being The Only One Underaged 0
#16 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2016 on Carrot and Pepper Ep. 8 +1
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#19 - agnaraed (01/06/2016) [-]
no worries
#12 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"** **simonhatesfj rolle…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/06/2016 on Carrot and Pepper Ep. 8 0
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#13 - agnaraed (01/06/2016) [-]
source is in the description buddy
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#74 - captainprincess (01/06/2016) [-]
but that doesnt say it's not you though
theres the tie guy and mushroom nipple man who post their own stuff, AND source their sites
#16 - simonhatesfj (01/06/2016) [-]
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#19 - agnaraed (01/06/2016) [-]
no worries
#11 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"** **simonhatesfj rolle…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/06/2016 on Carrot and Pepper Ep. 8 0
#12 - simonhatesfj (01/06/2016) [-]
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**simonhatesfj rolled image**
What in the hell...
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#13 - agnaraed (01/06/2016) [-]
source is in the description buddy
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#74 - captainprincess (01/06/2016) [-]
but that doesnt say it's not you though
theres the tie guy and mushroom nipple man who post their own stuff, AND source their sites
#16 - simonhatesfj (01/06/2016) [-]
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#19 - agnaraed (01/06/2016) [-]
no worries
#3 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"** **simonhatesfj rolle… 01/06/2016 on Addy tested an H bomb today -1
#1 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"** **simonhatesfj rolle… 01/06/2016 on Stretch Zone 0
#205 - Nah, Cher's better tbh. 01/06/2016 on Based carrie 0
#62 - What do you mean, not really?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/06/2016 on Being The Only One Underaged +1
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#76 - kandazz (01/06/2016) [-]
It's not really good to feel sad. Like, do you enjoy feeling sad? Do you get yer rocks off to those scenes in movies where the dog dies?
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#85 - simonhatesfj (01/06/2016) [-]
I don't watch movies.
#189 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"** **simonhatesfj rolle… 01/06/2016 on Saw this brilliance on my... 0
#222 - Oooooh. 12/26/2015 on SOULE IS A C--- +1
#2 - WHISKEY?! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE WITH YOUR FAKE TEQUILA! 12/26/2015 on Hispanic starwars 0
#1 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"** **simonhatesfj rolle…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/26/2015 on Hispanic starwars 0
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#2 - simonhatesfj (12/26/2015) [-]
WHISKEY?! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE WITH YOUR FAKE TEQUILA!
#105 - She keeps mentioning how old she is. 12/26/2015 on Psychic Loli Lass 0
#46 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"** **simonhatesfj rolle…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/25/2015 on Psychic Loli Lass 0
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#62 - blukachu (12/25/2015) [-]
isn't she like 13?
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#105 - simonhatesfj (12/26/2015) [-]
She keeps mentioning how old she is.
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#100 - vortexrain (12/25/2015) [-]
Hey, if she's got an ass, she's got an ass.
#66 - zapon (12/25/2015) [-]
She's 28
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#63 - thesunpraiser (12/25/2015) [-]
In episode 12 she says she's older than Saitama.
#20 - If it looks like mold and tastes like mold, it's mold. You… 12/24/2015 on When bitches think they can... 0
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#30 - lehberga (12/13/2015) [+] (5 replies)
stickied by simonhatesfj
you's a gud man
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#39 - eheheheh (12/20/2015) [-]
Eh Eh Eh Eh Eh
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User avatar #38 - simonhatesfj ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]
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#36 - simonhatesfj ONLINE (12/19/2015) [-]
Hory sheet
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#28 - simonhatesfj ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
Holy **** what happened last night?
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#29 to #28 - simonhatesfj ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
It's only getting worse.
I have work to do.
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User avatar #24 - goodadventures (12/12/2015) [-]
could u pls thumb up my content instead
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#25 to #24 - simonhatesfj ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
Thumb whore.
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User avatar #26 to #25 - goodadventures (12/12/2015) [-]
says the guy who always rolls
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#17 - simonhatesfj ONLINE (12/08/2015) [-]
Today is a good day.
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#18 to #17 - simonhatesfj ONLINE (12/10/2015) [-]
Today I reached stalker status.
;_;
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User avatar #1 - beastkenten ONLINE (12/06/2015) [-]
Hello! Welcome to FunnyJunk!
If you have any questions about the site and how things work, feel free to message me or any of the other moderators over at
/askamod/

& if you're a returning user just making a new account, just take this as a friendly welcome to your new identity.

Enjoy your stay!
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User avatar #2 to #1 - simonhatesfj ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
Whoa, an automatic message!
Hai!
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User avatar #9 to #2 - beastkenten ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
i did this manually :p
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User avatar #13 to #12 - beastkenten ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
oh no i killed anime lady
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#14 to #13 - simonhatesfj ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
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She just wanted coffee. ;_;
Man, if I could thumb all your comments, i would.
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User avatar #15 to #14 - beastkenten ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
WHOA
so close
you said coffee and rolled tea
close enough!

+1 imaginary thumb
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#16 to #15 - simonhatesfj ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
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thank you sir
just a day in the life of a roller

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