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simonhatesfj

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why am i always late to the party?! god damn it.comment
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Gender: male
Consoles Owned: PC, Wii, PS2, 3DS XL
Video Games Played: TLZ: Twilight Princess, TLZ: The Wind Waker, TLZ: Majora's Mask, TLZ: Ocarina of Time, TLZ: Skyward Sword, Torchlight II, FTL: Faster Than Light, Multiwinia: Survival of the Flattest, Minecraft, Chrono Trigger DS, Pokemon White Version, Pokemon White 2, P
Interests: Video Games, Pissing People Off, Writing, Eating, Sad Frogs
Date Signed Up:12/06/2015
Last Login:1/12/2016
Location:OneFriendLand
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I don't care who you are, I hate you, and I'm going to mentally maim you until blood spills out and drowns your horrid waste of a life.
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#32 - He has a second ability that allows him to turn an impossible …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/10/2016 on Genos can't shitpost 0
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#33 - therockofshame (01/10/2016) [-]
Neither are Saitamas limits. So its a tossup.
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#34 - simonhatesfj (01/10/2016) [-]
hmmmmmmm.....
#30 - so it says all that in the show? sounds like an odd way to spe… 01/10/2016 on Genos can't shitpost 0
#29 - that's from jojo? i thought it was from.... ( scrolls …  [+] (4 new replies) 01/10/2016 on Genos can't shitpost +10
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#42 - tenaciouslee (01/10/2016) [-]
But that is from JoJo, that's the Anti Spiral King, and that huge sphere behind him is his Stand, "Sounds of Earth".
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#92 - simonhatesfj (01/10/2016) [-]
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#93 - tenaciouslee (01/10/2016) [-]
It's true, I'm FJ's resident JoJoxplain, and I can confirm that that is from Part 9: Ride Loose.
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#95 - simonhatesfj (01/10/2016) [-]
it's a paredy
#71 - you wot 01/10/2016 on go for him +2
#334 - fair point, but putting your life on the line shouldn't end in…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2016 on Fuuuuck +4
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#335 - admiralen (01/10/2016) [-]
Betrayal is cold and heartless either way
Only difference is that the one betraying you when youre a soldier isnt the same person you left
#69 - no thank you.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/10/2016 on go for him +2
#70 - evilanakie (01/10/2016) [-]
#71 - simonhatesfj (01/10/2016) [-]
you wot
#68 - awwwwww but that was the best part 01/10/2016 on go for him 0
#67 - 'DEUS VULT' 01/10/2016 on go for him +8
#3 - Comment deleted 01/10/2016 on Lets share our Youtube... +1
#195 - PLEASE THANK YOU 01/10/2016 on Scrap & Topheavy #5 0
#327 - excuse me? come back from fighting for your country to find yo…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/10/2016 on Fuuuuck +1
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#331 - admiralen (01/10/2016) [-]
"fighting for your country"
How is that any kind of important any more?
Being in the army nowadays is just a job
You only got yourself to blame for choosing your job over your relationship, sure shes a cunt, but how the hell do you expect the flame to stay alive when you leave for years at a time and come back a different person
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#334 - simonhatesfj (01/10/2016) [-]
fair point, but putting your life on the line shouldn't end in betrayal, that's cold and heartless.
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#335 - admiralen (01/10/2016) [-]
Betrayal is cold and heartless either way
Only difference is that the one betraying you when youre a soldier isnt the same person you left
#1 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 01/10/2016 on Lets share our Youtube... +1
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#206 - severepwner (01/10/2016) [-]
That makes sense. That is one of the main reasons I prefer hentai.
#203 - it's called exaggeration you dolt. 01/10/2016 on sewallwoman 0
#197 - Ooooooh! (Searches Inubashiri) "Touhou Project&q… 01/10/2016 on sewallwoman 0
#306 - KEK BITCH 01/10/2016 on Fuuuuck +3
#305 - that's no excuse.  [+] (5 new replies) 01/10/2016 on Fuuuuck +9
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#324 - admiralen (01/10/2016) [-]
Did you read what i said?
I said its a shit excuse and that you should break up first if you feel that way
Its fucking retarded saying its worse than any other kind of cheating though
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#327 - simonhatesfj (01/10/2016) [-]
excuse me? come back from fighting for your country to find your gf making out with some teen punk with a skateboard and a bad attitude before getting back to me on that.
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#331 - admiralen (01/10/2016) [-]
"fighting for your country"
How is that any kind of important any more?
Being in the army nowadays is just a job
You only got yourself to blame for choosing your job over your relationship, sure shes a cunt, but how the hell do you expect the flame to stay alive when you leave for years at a time and come back a different person
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#334 - simonhatesfj (01/10/2016) [-]
fair point, but putting your life on the line shouldn't end in betrayal, that's cold and heartless.
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#335 - admiralen (01/10/2016) [-]
Betrayal is cold and heartless either way
Only difference is that the one betraying you when youre a soldier isnt the same person you left
#298 - no ******* way, OP. this has to be fake. it… 01/10/2016 on Fuuuuck 0
#11197566 - certainly more than i have. 01/10/2016 on Happy little board 0
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#1 - no.  [+] (27 new replies) 01/10/2016 on True +188
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#20 - infinitereaper (01/10/2016) [-]
I have chronic headaches without my glasses.
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#23 - simonhatesfj (01/10/2016) [-]
i went years without glasses, and nearly went cross-eyed before they realized i couldn't see shit
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#24 - infinitereaper (01/10/2016) [-]
everybody thinks glasses are trendy or some shit, but in reality, they are just annoying paperweights for your face that don't even fully correct your vision
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#43 - relvel (01/11/2016) [-]
And you constantly have to clean them EVERY. FUCKING. MINUTE.
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#44 - infinitereaper (01/11/2016) [-]
bruh,
for real, and then when they get that smudge, and trying to clean it just makes more smudge, the smudge of smudges
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#42 - donbionicle (01/11/2016) [-]
And even corrective surgery isn't 100% effective, it starts to wear off after a few years...bringing you to a permanent semi-clarity that glasses would give you.

Nanomachines when
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#45 - infinitereaper (01/11/2016) [-]
hopefully soon, so many applications
#3 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
Yes it is weird. My government pays people who are born without: arms/legs/hearing/brains to help them, but me, who can't see anything but distorted colours without glasses, have to pay thousands to be a functioning human being. That is not just weird but stupid as well.
#28 - vorarephilia (01/10/2016) [-]
Our government covers the cost of glasses for those in the armed forces.

You don't want to wear the glasses the government provides the armed forces.
#37 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
We have new ones now, they don't look as bad.
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#31 - mondominiman (01/11/2016) [-]
It should also cover braces
#34 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
Braces just make you look better most of the time don't they? They don't serve any other useful purpose for most people. Glasses on the other hand help you do something essential to doing most things.
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#35 - mondominiman (01/11/2016) [-]
It can help fix a problem that can possibly lead to mouth diseases later in their life. Also glasses can easily fall off in combat and you're fucked when that happens. Unless you have them tied to your face somehow
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#29 - imnotkickthecat (01/10/2016) [-]
damn that is on ghetto rigged chinstrap.
#9 - darthblam (01/10/2016) [-]
>bitching like bad eyesight is just as bad as missing limbs.
I'd rather take the shitty eyes or colorblindness over missing an arm or even a leg.
#11 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
Really? Do you drive a car? I'm not allowed that without glasses, I can't even go out of my own apartment without them. I had a time when they broke (and my spare was in my locker at school) and I had to call a friend so he could drive me to an optician and get them repaired.
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#13 - darthblam (01/10/2016) [-]
Yeah, that sucks.
But bitching like it's the worst, life-crippling thing in the world is a bit ridiculous.
You know what's worse? Being completely blind.
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#41 - thesinful (01/11/2016) [-]
Or half-blind. Lost use of my left eye after getting hit by a pickup truck I'm not allowed to drive either.
#33 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
You know whats worse than not having an arm. Not having any limbs. Do you stop saying that not having an arm sucks just because there are worse things out there?
#14 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
Yeah I'm sorry got a little heated there. What I mean is person who is only partially deaf or has just lost a finger gets funding from the government to fix the problem as well as modern science and medicine can. But I can't even get a grant for my disability.
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#15 - brokentrucker (01/10/2016) [-]
If you're doing lazors, it can be expensive, but I can get two pairs of prescription glasses, plus the examination for....I think it was 200 dollars. My current glasses I have had for nearly ten years. That isn't a bad price. You just gotta shop around.
#12 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
To drive one without*
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#6 - sweetellie (01/10/2016) [-]
but glasses don't cost thousands unless you constantly buy very expensive frames
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#7 - galaxyguy (01/10/2016) [-]
In Denmark, they can cost thousands of crowns, actually. It's usually around 600ish per lense, plus the frame, at least where I live, but trifocals are much more expensive, and if you add anti-fogging and such, they can easily go into the thousand+ per lense.
#10 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
Excactly, add to that I need a pair of really strong special lenses and you got a hefty price. The good thing is though that they can be used for years.
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#22 - simonhatesfj (01/10/2016) [-]
Prosthetics cost more, tbh
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#8 - sweetellie (01/10/2016) [-]
oh, well fair enough then.
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#30 - lehberga (12/13/2015) [+] (5 replies)
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you's a gud man
#39 - eheheheh (12/20/2015) [-]
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#36 - simonhatesfj ONLINE (12/19/2015) [-]
Hory sheet
#28 - simonhatesfj ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
Holy **** what happened last night?
#29 to #28 - simonhatesfj ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
It's only getting worse.
I have work to do.
User avatar #24 - goodadventures (12/12/2015) [-]
could u pls thumb up my content instead
#25 to #24 - simonhatesfj ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
Thumb whore.
User avatar #26 to #25 - goodadventures (12/12/2015) [-]
says the guy who always rolls
#17 - simonhatesfj ONLINE (12/08/2015) [-]
Today is a good day.
#18 to #17 - simonhatesfj ONLINE (12/10/2015) [-]
Today I reached stalker status.
;_;
User avatar #1 - beastkenten ONLINE (12/06/2015) [-]
Hello! Welcome to FunnyJunk!
If you have any questions about the site and how things work, feel free to message me or any of the other moderators over at
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& if you're a returning user just making a new account, just take this as a friendly welcome to your new identity.

Enjoy your stay!
User avatar #2 to #1 - simonhatesfj ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
Whoa, an automatic message!
Hai!
User avatar #9 to #2 - beastkenten ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
i did this manually :p
User avatar #13 to #12 - beastkenten ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
oh no i killed anime lady
#14 to #13 - simonhatesfj ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
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She just wanted coffee. ;_;
Man, if I could thumb all your comments, i would.
User avatar #15 to #14 - beastkenten ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
WHOA
so close
you said coffee and rolled tea
close enough!

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#16 to #15 - simonhatesfj ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
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thank you sir
just a day in the life of a roller

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