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simonhatesfj

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why am i always late to the party?! god damn it.comment
Personal Info
Gender: male
Consoles Owned: PC, Wii, PS2, 3DS XL
Video Games Played: TLZ: Twilight Princess, TLZ: The Wind Waker, TLZ: Majora's Mask, TLZ: Ocarina of Time, TLZ: Skyward Sword, Torchlight II, FTL: Faster Than Light, Multiwinia: Survival of the Flattest, Minecraft, Chrono Trigger DS, Pokemon White Version, Pokemon White 2, P
Interests: Video Games, Pissing People Off, Writing, Eating, Sad Frogs
Date Signed Up:12/06/2015
Last Login:1/12/2016
Location:OneFriendLand
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#3318
Comment Ranking:#336
Highest Content Rank:#3355
Highest Comment Rank:#336
Content Thumbs: 148 total,  228 ,  80
Comment Thumbs: 4664 total,  5677 ,  1013
Content Level Progress: 20% (2/10)
Level 12 Content: New Here → Level 13 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 20% (20/100)
Level 234 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 235 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
Subscribers:1
Content Views:33390
Times Content Favorited:18 times
Total Comments Made:1142
FJ Points:3542
I don't care who you are, I hate you, and I'm going to mentally maim you until blood spills out and drowns your horrid waste of a life.
=3

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#1 - Picture 01/11/2016 on best answer +3
#43 - wow people really hate weebs , huh  [+] (6 new replies) 01/11/2016 on Tig Anime Biddies +2
#44 - yuichka (01/11/2016) [-]
Sometimes.
It's just 50/50, either you get greens or reds for the exactly same text.
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#45 - simonhatesfj (01/11/2016) [-]
thats what i hate about this site, i've never seen such a volatile community
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#46 - simonhatesfj (01/11/2016) [-]
inb4 red thumb rain
#49 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
Have a green thumb. Grow some plants or somethin'.
#50 - simonhatesfj (01/11/2016) [-]
does this count?
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#51 - simonhatesfj (01/11/2016) [-]
I HIT SPOILER
FOR FUCKS' SAKES
ADM11111N!!!!!
#26 - Picture 01/11/2016 on FEAR ME! +9
#24 - "i wish i had friends"  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2016 on FEAR ME! +23
#26 - simonhatesfj (01/11/2016) [-]
#1 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 01/11/2016 on classic murphys law +6
#2 - fennis (01/11/2016) [-]
#3 - simonhatesfj (01/11/2016) [-]
#58 - they will die soon  [+] (4 new replies) 01/11/2016 on My kubrow 0
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#59 - venomousvalentine (01/11/2016) [-]
eternal
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#60 - simonhatesfj (21 hours ago) [-]
fixed (:
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#61 - venomousvalentine (20 hours ago) [-]
based demo
#62 - simonhatesfj (20 hours ago) [-]
b
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d e m o
#1 - no not at all 01/10/2016 on Slow Loris +2
#104 - what the **** 01/10/2016 on First I steal your life points 0
#61 - there are people who don't like MGQ? i need to rethink life 01/10/2016 on > Touch fluffy tail comp 0
#26 - nice roll, fam 01/10/2016 on True 0
#95 - it's a paredy 01/10/2016 on Genos can't shitpost 0
#9 - AUTISM IMPAIRS SOCIAL INTERACTION SOCIAL INTERACTION -… 01/10/2016 on If veterans narrated disney -5
#4 - no you.  [+] (4 new replies) 01/10/2016 on If veterans narrated disney -12
#5 - candlejackismyhomi (01/10/2016) [-]
#24 - kittenman (01/11/2016) [-]
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#12 - theugandanhero (01/11/2016) [-]
You guys need to stop. Unless you already have.
Cuz at this point it's looking like two retards having a sword fight
#9 - simonhatesfj (01/10/2016) [-]
AUTISM IMPAIRS SOCIAL INTERACTION
SOCIAL INTERACTION
-LOVE
-FAMILY
-EVERYTHING THE CIVI'S SUPPOSEDLY SAY
WHICH, IF YOU'RE TOO STUPID TO UNDERSTAND, EXPLAINS WHY THE CIVI'S SOUND LIKE IDIOTS - THEY'RE AUTISTIC, AND DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW CHEESY THE SHIT THEY'RE SPEWING IS
#23 - i went years without glasses, and nearly went cross-eyed befor…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/10/2016 on True +2
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#24 - infinitereaper (01/10/2016) [-]
everybody thinks glasses are trendy or some shit, but in reality, they are just annoying paperweights for your face that don't even fully correct your vision
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#43 - relvel (01/11/2016) [-]
And you constantly have to clean them EVERY. FUCKING. MINUTE.
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#44 - infinitereaper (01/11/2016) [-]
bruh,
for real, and then when they get that smudge, and trying to clean it just makes more smudge, the smudge of smudges
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#42 - donbionicle (01/11/2016) [-]
And even corrective surgery isn't 100% effective, it starts to wear off after a few years...bringing you to a permanent semi-clarity that glasses would give you.

Nanomachines when
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#45 - infinitereaper (01/11/2016) [-]
hopefully soon, so many applications
#52 - y'know, i thought this was funny.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2016 on needs an oil change +1
#63 - veryfahnyjokes (01/11/2016) [-]
Give that bitch a blackout. Bitches love blackouts.
#22 - Prosthetics cost more, tbh 01/10/2016 on True +1
#1 - NOT ALL CIVILIANS ARE AUTISTIC!  [+] (6 new replies) 01/10/2016 on If veterans narrated disney -20
#3 - candlejackismyhomi (01/10/2016) [-]
>autisitc
>Blatantly stating the films moral

Autism =/= Being able to discern simple information

try harder next time.
#4 - simonhatesfj (01/10/2016) [-]
no you.
#5 - candlejackismyhomi (01/10/2016) [-]
#24 - kittenman (01/11/2016) [-]
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#12 - theugandanhero (01/11/2016) [-]
You guys need to stop. Unless you already have.
Cuz at this point it's looking like two retards having a sword fight
#9 - simonhatesfj (01/10/2016) [-]
AUTISM IMPAIRS SOCIAL INTERACTION
SOCIAL INTERACTION
-LOVE
-FAMILY
-EVERYTHING THE CIVI'S SUPPOSEDLY SAY
WHICH, IF YOU'RE TOO STUPID TO UNDERSTAND, EXPLAINS WHY THE CIVI'S SOUND LIKE IDIOTS - THEY'RE AUTISTIC, AND DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW CHEESY THE SHIT THEY'RE SPEWING IS
#30 - oh **** 01/10/2016 on spooky as fuck 0
#84 - FRAUD! 01/10/2016 on look at this old dude 0
#100 - kek 01/10/2016 on First I steal your life points -1
#99 - it hurts  [+] (2 new replies) 01/10/2016 on First I steal your life points 0
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#103 - garymotherfingoak (01/10/2016) [-]
nothin personnel kid
#104 - simonhatesfj (01/10/2016) [-]
what the fuck
#9 - Picture 01/10/2016 on #goals 0
#92 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 01/10/2016 on Genos can't shitpost 0
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#93 - tenaciouslee (01/10/2016) [-]
It's true, I'm FJ's resident JoJoxplain, and I can confirm that that is from Part 9: Ride Loose.
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#95 - simonhatesfj (01/10/2016) [-]
it's a paredy
#1774 - i have a link, but... it's a dead end, only an image… 01/10/2016 on MEMES falling from the sky! 0
#34 - hmmmmmmm..... 01/10/2016 on Genos can't shitpost 0

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#30 - lehberga (12/13/2015) [+] (5 replies)
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you's a gud man
#39 - eheheheh (12/20/2015) [-]
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User avatar #38 - simonhatesfj ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]
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#36 - simonhatesfj ONLINE (12/19/2015) [-]
Hory sheet
#28 - simonhatesfj ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
Holy **** what happened last night?
#29 to #28 - simonhatesfj ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
It's only getting worse.
I have work to do.
User avatar #24 - goodadventures (12/12/2015) [-]
could u pls thumb up my content instead
#25 to #24 - simonhatesfj ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
Thumb whore.
User avatar #26 to #25 - goodadventures (12/12/2015) [-]
says the guy who always rolls
#17 - simonhatesfj ONLINE (12/08/2015) [-]
Today is a good day.
#18 to #17 - simonhatesfj ONLINE (12/10/2015) [-]
Today I reached stalker status.
;_;
User avatar #1 - beastkenten ONLINE (12/06/2015) [-]
Hello! Welcome to FunnyJunk!
If you have any questions about the site and how things work, feel free to message me or any of the other moderators over at
/askamod/

& if you're a returning user just making a new account, just take this as a friendly welcome to your new identity.

Enjoy your stay!
User avatar #2 to #1 - simonhatesfj ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
Whoa, an automatic message!
Hai!
User avatar #9 to #2 - beastkenten ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
i did this manually :p
User avatar #13 to #12 - beastkenten ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
oh no i killed anime lady
#14 to #13 - simonhatesfj ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
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She just wanted coffee. ;_;
Man, if I could thumb all your comments, i would.
User avatar #15 to #14 - beastkenten ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
WHOA
so close
you said coffee and rolled tea
close enough!

+1 imaginary thumb
#16 to #15 - simonhatesfj ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
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thank you sir
just a day in the life of a roller

+2 imaginary thumbs
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