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simonhatesfj

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why am i always late to the party?! god damn it.comment
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Gender: male
Consoles Owned: PC, Wii, PS2, 3DS XL
Video Games Played: TLZ: Twilight Princess, TLZ: The Wind Waker, TLZ: Majora's Mask, TLZ: Ocarina of Time, TLZ: Skyward Sword, Torchlight II, FTL: Faster Than Light, Multiwinia: Survival of the Flattest, Minecraft, Chrono Trigger DS, Pokemon White Version, Pokemon White 2, P
Interests: Video Games, Pissing People Off, Writing, Eating, Sad Frogs
Date Signed Up:12/06/2015
Last Login:1/12/2016
Location:OneFriendLand
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I don't care who you are, I hate you, and I'm going to mentally maim you until blood spills out and drowns your horrid waste of a life.
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#3 - i wonder what their last words'll be...  [+] (6 new replies) 01/11/2016 on The new thing -1
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#9 - notwalkingwaffles (22 hours ago) [-]
"Man, if only I had a gun right now..."
#10 - simonhatesfj (21 hours ago) [-]
people are too nice here.
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#11 - notwalkingwaffles (21 hours ago) [-]
Eh, jokes about murder are often humorous.
#12 - simonhatesfj (21 hours ago) [-]
they just don't get my subtle genius
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#13 - notwalkingwaffles (21 hours ago) [-]
Oh.
To be honest, I thought it was your profile picture.
#14 - simonhatesfj (21 hours ago) [-]
nope
#54 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2016 on anime pussy 0
#56 - lokischosen (01/11/2016) [-]
I made this
#3 - if it's that big, i think he needs to see a doctor 01/11/2016 on Gentlemen of colour tweets 0
#1 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"** **simonhatesfj rolle… 01/11/2016 on Vegans 0
#1 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"** **simonhatesfj rolle…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2016 on What the fuck? +15
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#5 - wltwitch (01/11/2016) [-]
Tumblrinas seem to be living just fine not thinking. Why not have their retarded freak babies do the same?
#1 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"** **simonhatesfj rolle… 01/11/2016 on 4chan opera -1
#1 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"** **simonhatesfj rolle…  [+] (9 new replies) 01/11/2016 on The new thing 0
#7 - deaddropping (01/11/2016) [-]
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#2 - sinery (01/11/2016) [-]
Sure you can, you just gotta put them in small pieces.
#3 - simonhatesfj (01/11/2016) [-]
i wonder what their last words'll be...
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#9 - notwalkingwaffles (22 hours ago) [-]
"Man, if only I had a gun right now..."
#10 - simonhatesfj (21 hours ago) [-]
people are too nice here.
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#11 - notwalkingwaffles (21 hours ago) [-]
Eh, jokes about murder are often humorous.
#12 - simonhatesfj (21 hours ago) [-]
they just don't get my subtle genius
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#13 - notwalkingwaffles (21 hours ago) [-]
Oh.
To be honest, I thought it was your profile picture.
#14 - simonhatesfj (21 hours ago) [-]
nope
#1 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"** **simonhatesfj rolle…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/11/2016 on Dog +3
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#4 - aleypal (21 hours ago) [-]
your fault for not realizing you can both play with and eat her
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#5 - reloadedhamster (20 hours ago) [-]
D. All of above
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#3 - lathyrusvii (23 hours ago) [-]
Should have played with her.

... Or eaten her.
#1 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"** **simonhatesfj rolle… 01/11/2016 on Nailed it +1
#1 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"** **simonhatesfj rolle…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/11/2016 on oh shiiiiiiaahhhhhhh +39
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#5 - tiltaz (22 hours ago) [-]
He do.
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#3 - grimfuck (01/11/2016) [-]
I am guessing so by the way the legs come up
#1 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"** **simonhatesfj rolle… 01/11/2016 on hold my beer! -2
#1 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"** **simonhatesfj rolle…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/11/2016 on plz no ban +35
#7 - jacodpwns (18 hours ago) [-]
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#6 - xdiabolicx (19 hours ago) [-]
WARNING! This comment is a little NSFW.
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#4 - palokomedios (01/11/2016) [-]
Sweet roll.jpg
#1 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"** **simonhatesfj rolle… 01/11/2016 on How i met your mother 0
#1 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"** **simonhatesfj rolle… 01/11/2016 on GONE SEXUAL -1
#1 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"** **simonhatesfj rolle…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2016 on 6 Video Game Facts +1
#2 - spunkmckullins (01/11/2016) [-]
The game has costumes you can wear that give you different abilities.

Also, OP, here's one for you. The keys on the keyboards in Portal highlight each letter needed to spell Adrian Shepard, the protagonist of Half Life: Opposing Force.
#50 - you wot m9? 01/11/2016 on anime pussy +1
#165 - tu hablo español? i ******* tried, stop laughing 01/11/2016 on Differences China and Germany 0
#1 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"** **simonhatesfj rolle… 01/11/2016 on If Google was a guy - vaccines +7
#47 - then you should call a therapist and stop licking your screen …  [+] (3 new replies) 01/11/2016 on anime pussy +1
#53 - lokischosen (01/11/2016) [-]
#54 - simonhatesfj (01/11/2016) [-]
#56 - lokischosen (01/11/2016) [-]
I made this
#46 - ooo cut myself on that edge  [+] (2 new replies) 01/11/2016 on anime pussy -5
#62 - goldsignet (01/11/2016) [-]
darks souls 2, do try it
#135 - simonhatesfj (21 hours ago) [-]
i'm blind, ok?!
#3 - oh no 01/11/2016 on Rape of Europe +1
#57 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"** **simonhatesfj rolle… 01/11/2016 on Gender swap 0
#56 - maybe we should ask OP's opinion on this, he'd know 01/11/2016 on Gender swap 0
#56 - who's soule? 01/11/2016 on Sneak Attack +8
#2 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"** **simonhatesfj rolle… 01/11/2016 on Harpoons Fired +13
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#30 - lehberga (12/13/2015) [+] (5 replies)
stickied by simonhatesfj
you's a gud man
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#39 - eheheheh (12/20/2015) [-]
Eh Eh Eh Eh Eh
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User avatar #38 - simonhatesfj ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]
**simonhatesfj used "*roll 1, 1-1000000*"**
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#36 - simonhatesfj ONLINE (12/19/2015) [-]
Hory sheet
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#28 - simonhatesfj ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
Holy **** what happened last night?
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#29 to #28 - simonhatesfj ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
It's only getting worse.
I have work to do.
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User avatar #24 - goodadventures (12/12/2015) [-]
could u pls thumb up my content instead
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#25 to #24 - simonhatesfj ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
Thumb whore.
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User avatar #26 to #25 - goodadventures (12/12/2015) [-]
says the guy who always rolls
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#17 - simonhatesfj ONLINE (12/08/2015) [-]
Today is a good day.
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#18 to #17 - simonhatesfj ONLINE (12/10/2015) [-]
Today I reached stalker status.
;_;
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User avatar #1 - beastkenten ONLINE (12/06/2015) [-]
Hello! Welcome to FunnyJunk!
If you have any questions about the site and how things work, feel free to message me or any of the other moderators over at
/askamod/

& if you're a returning user just making a new account, just take this as a friendly welcome to your new identity.

Enjoy your stay!
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User avatar #2 to #1 - simonhatesfj ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
Whoa, an automatic message!
Hai!
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User avatar #9 to #2 - beastkenten ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
i did this manually :p
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User avatar #13 to #12 - beastkenten ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
oh no i killed anime lady
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#14 to #13 - simonhatesfj ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
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**simonhatesfj rolled image**
She just wanted coffee. ;_;
Man, if I could thumb all your comments, i would.
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User avatar #15 to #14 - beastkenten ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
WHOA
so close
you said coffee and rolled tea
close enough!

+1 imaginary thumb
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#16 to #15 - simonhatesfj ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
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thank you sir
just a day in the life of a roller

+2 imaginary thumbs
 
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