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simonhatesfj

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why am i always late to the party?! god damn it.comment
Personal Info
Gender: male
Consoles Owned: PC, Wii, PS2, 3DS XL
Video Games Played: TLZ: Twilight Princess, TLZ: The Wind Waker, TLZ: Majora's Mask, TLZ: Ocarina of Time, TLZ: Skyward Sword, Torchlight II, FTL: Faster Than Light, Multiwinia: Survival of the Flattest, Minecraft, Chrono Trigger DS, Pokemon White Version, Pokemon White 2, P
Interests: Video Games, Pissing People Off, Writing, Eating, Sad Frogs
Date Signed Up:12/06/2015
Last Login:1/12/2016
Location:OneFriendLand
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#3318
Comment Ranking:#336
Highest Content Rank:#3355
Highest Comment Rank:#336
Content Thumbs: 148 total,  228 ,  80
Comment Thumbs: 4664 total,  5677 ,  1013
Content Level Progress: 20% (2/10)
Level 12 Content: New Here → Level 13 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 20% (20/100)
Level 234 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 235 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
Subscribers:1
Content Views:33385
Times Content Favorited:18 times
Total Comments Made:1142
FJ Points:3542
I don't care who you are, I hate you, and I'm going to mentally maim you until blood spills out and drowns your horrid waste of a life.
=3

latest user's comments

#5 - Comment deleted 18 hours ago on Mexican cigarettes +2
#62 - b a s e d e m o 20 hours ago on My kubrow 0
#14 - he'd be dead even if it wasn't kryptonite, tbh  [+] (1 new reply) 20 hours ago on Supes +10
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#23 - sptnfouroneseven (19 hours ago) [-]
Sword dick.
#1 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"** **simonhatesfj rolle… 20 hours ago on When sheep go unsheered 0
#59 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"** **simonhatesfj rolle… 20 hours ago on What Would Do If You Got... +1
#165 - welp, time to go to the store 20 hours ago on Dank and Music Webm 33 +1
#160 - what the heck?  [+] (2 new replies) 20 hours ago on Dank and Music Webm 33 0
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#165 - simonhatesfj (20 hours ago) [-]
Dirt On Me - Kitchen Gun - 1 hour
welp, time to go to the store
#157 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"** **simonhatesfj rolle… 20 hours ago on Dank and Music Webm 33 +1
#2 - agreed. 20 hours ago on african american +1
#14 - nope 21 hours ago on The new thing 0
#12 - they just don't get my subtle genius  [+] (2 new replies) 21 hours ago on The new thing 0
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#13 - notwalkingwaffles (21 hours ago) [-]
Oh.
To be honest, I thought it was your profile picture.
#14 - simonhatesfj (21 hours ago) [-]
nope
#10 - people are too nice here.  [+] (4 new replies) 21 hours ago on The new thing 0
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#11 - notwalkingwaffles (21 hours ago) [-]
Eh, jokes about murder are often humorous.
#12 - simonhatesfj (21 hours ago) [-]
they just don't get my subtle genius
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#13 - notwalkingwaffles (21 hours ago) [-]
Oh.
To be honest, I thought it was your profile picture.
#14 - simonhatesfj (21 hours ago) [-]
nope
#110 - you think you have much of a choice? 21 hours ago on (untitled) 0
#60 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"** **simonhatesfj rolle… 21 hours ago on admin, i know what you need 0
#60 - fixed (:  [+] (2 new replies) 21 hours ago on My kubrow 0
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#61 - venomousvalentine (20 hours ago) [-]
based demo
#62 - simonhatesfj (20 hours ago) [-]
b
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d e m o
#135 - i'm blind, ok?! 21 hours ago on anime pussy 0
#2 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"** **simonhatesfj rolle… 01/11/2016 on Impending Doom 0
#5 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"** **simonhatesfj rolle… 01/11/2016 on Ricky Gervais everyone +1
#3 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"** **simonhatesfj rolle…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/11/2016 on Ricky Gervais everyone +2
#4 - evilkingganon (01/11/2016) [-]
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**evilkingganon rolled image** good roll
#5 - simonhatesfj (01/11/2016) [-]
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**simonhatesfj rolled image**
holy shit
#10 - now i have one too, thanks buddy 01/11/2016 on Chicken +8
#1 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"** **simonhatesfj rolle…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/11/2016 on Ricky Gervais everyone +2
#2 - evilkingganon (01/11/2016) [-]
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**evilkingganon rolled image** i dont think he knows we exist
#3 - simonhatesfj (01/11/2016) [-]
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**simonhatesfj rolled image**
that's a darn shame.
#4 - evilkingganon (01/11/2016) [-]
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**evilkingganon rolled image** good roll
#5 - simonhatesfj (01/11/2016) [-]
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**simonhatesfj rolled image**
holy shit
#1 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"** **simonhatesfj rolle… 01/11/2016 on Pizza guy missed the bridge -3
#1 - Picture 01/11/2016 on Hotline Traitor 0
#1 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"** **simonhatesfj rolle… 01/11/2016 on (2) - Nailed it 2 -1
#1 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"** **simonhatesfj rolle… 01/11/2016 on chick licking pussy 0

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#30 - lehberga (12/13/2015) [+] (5 replies)
stickied by simonhatesfj
you's a gud man
#39 - eheheheh (12/20/2015) [-]
Eh Eh Eh Eh Eh
User avatar #38 - simonhatesfj ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]
**simonhatesfj used "*roll 1, 1-1000000*"**
**simonhatesfj rolls 0,303,977**
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#36 - simonhatesfj ONLINE (12/19/2015) [-]
Hory sheet
#28 - simonhatesfj ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
Holy **** what happened last night?
#29 to #28 - simonhatesfj ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
It's only getting worse.
I have work to do.
User avatar #24 - goodadventures (12/12/2015) [-]
could u pls thumb up my content instead
#25 to #24 - simonhatesfj ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
Thumb whore.
User avatar #26 to #25 - goodadventures (12/12/2015) [-]
says the guy who always rolls
#17 - simonhatesfj ONLINE (12/08/2015) [-]
Today is a good day.
#18 to #17 - simonhatesfj ONLINE (12/10/2015) [-]
Today I reached stalker status.
;_;
User avatar #1 - beastkenten ONLINE (12/06/2015) [-]
Hello! Welcome to FunnyJunk!
If you have any questions about the site and how things work, feel free to message me or any of the other moderators over at
/askamod/

& if you're a returning user just making a new account, just take this as a friendly welcome to your new identity.

Enjoy your stay!
User avatar #2 to #1 - simonhatesfj ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
Whoa, an automatic message!
Hai!
User avatar #9 to #2 - beastkenten ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
i did this manually :p
User avatar #13 to #12 - beastkenten ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
oh no i killed anime lady
#14 to #13 - simonhatesfj ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
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**simonhatesfj rolled image**
She just wanted coffee. ;_;
Man, if I could thumb all your comments, i would.
User avatar #15 to #14 - beastkenten ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
WHOA
so close
you said coffee and rolled tea
close enough!

+1 imaginary thumb
#16 to #15 - simonhatesfj ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
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thank you sir
just a day in the life of a roller

+2 imaginary thumbs
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