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simonhatesfj

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why am i always late to the party?! god damn it.comment
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Gender: male
Consoles Owned: PC, Wii, PS2, 3DS XL
Video Games Played: TLZ: Twilight Princess, TLZ: The Wind Waker, TLZ: Majora's Mask, TLZ: Ocarina of Time, TLZ: Skyward Sword, Torchlight II, FTL: Faster Than Light, Multiwinia: Survival of the Flattest, Minecraft, Chrono Trigger DS, Pokemon White Version, Pokemon White 2, P
Interests: Video Games, Pissing People Off, Writing, Eating, Sad Frogs
Date Signed Up:12/06/2015
Last Login:1/12/2016
Location:OneFriendLand
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Comment Ranking:#336
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Highest Comment Rank:#336
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Level 12 Content: New Here → Level 13 Content: New Here
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Level 234 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 235 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
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Content Views:33390
Times Content Favorited:18 times
Total Comments Made:1142
FJ Points:3542
I don't care who you are, I hate you, and I'm going to mentally maim you until blood spills out and drowns your horrid waste of a life.
=3

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#5 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"** **simonhatesfj rolle… 12/18/2015 on Factory porn 0
#6 - Thanks for the clarification. 12/18/2015 on Mannrobics 0
#4 - Who, me?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/18/2015 on Mannrobics 0
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#5 - dezzka (12/18/2015) [-]
No, your roll faggot.
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#6 - simonhatesfj (12/18/2015) [-]
Thanks for the clarification.
#1 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"** **simonhatesfj rolle…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/18/2015 on Mannrobics +1
#2 - dezzka (12/18/2015) [-]
Roll Gods have picked our divine prophet
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#4 - simonhatesfj (12/18/2015) [-]
Who, me?
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#5 - dezzka (12/18/2015) [-]
No, your roll faggot.
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#6 - simonhatesfj (12/18/2015) [-]
Thanks for the clarification.
#119 - H-holy **** !  [+] (5 new replies) 12/18/2015 on thumb up if you want to go... +5
#130 - manza (12/18/2015) [-]
Typing as if you were stuttering.
Anime pic.

How cringy can weebs get? I'm seriously considering to stop watching anime now.
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#132 - archerthefolf (12/18/2015) [-]
Good for you lol
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#131 - simonhatesfj (12/18/2015) [-]
I'm a writer, dude. I've always done that.
#149 - viscerys (12/18/2015) [-]
Writers of fj unite
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#134 - rasengankyuubi (12/18/2015) [-]
Dont mind him, i like that, it makes it feel like you were really shocked
#2 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"** **simonhatesfj rolle… 12/18/2015 on tunak tunak tun +1
#1 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"** **simonhatesfj rolle… 12/18/2015 on tearz 0
#1 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"** **simonhatesfj rolle… 12/18/2015 on Snapchat Mulan 0
#1 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"** **simonhatesfj rolle… 12/18/2015 on Ghost Puncher 0
#3 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"** **simonhatesfj rolle… 12/17/2015 on It's an innocent manga I swear +1
#1 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"** **simonhatesfj rolle… 12/17/2015 on When you relise you want... 0
#1 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"** **simonhatesfj rolle… 12/17/2015 on (untitled) 0
#2 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"** **simonhatesfj rolle… 12/17/2015 on Drinking +1
#1 - Picture 12/17/2015 on A murder of crows +8
#1 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"** **simonhatesfj rolle… 12/17/2015 on Test please ignore +4
#80 - It does? 12/17/2015 on Black Jesus 0
#139 - I'm not gay, though....  [+] (2 new replies) 12/17/2015 on Admin helps out African kids 0
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#140 - zetsuboukamina (12/19/2015) [-]
Leave Funnyjunk then. It's a requirement
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#141 - simonhatesfj (12/19/2015) [-]
#18 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"** **simonhatesfj rolle… 12/17/2015 on So it's my birthday today 0
#131 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"** **simonhatesfj rolle…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/17/2015 on Admin helps out African kids +1
#138 - tarabostes (12/17/2015) [-]
**tarabostes used "*roll picture*"**
**tarabostes rolled image** How about "cockmuncher69" ?
Yeah, that suits you well....
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#139 - simonhatesfj (12/17/2015) [-]
I'm not gay, though....
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#140 - zetsuboukamina (12/19/2015) [-]
Leave Funnyjunk then. It's a requirement
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#141 - simonhatesfj (12/19/2015) [-]
#1 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"** **simonhatesfj rolle… 12/16/2015 on Sex 0
#33 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"** **simonhatesfj rolle… 12/16/2015 on cat of evil 0
#1 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"** **simonhatesfj rolle…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/16/2015 on So it's my birthday today +1
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#6 - machiavellianhumor (12/16/2015) [-]
thanks simon
#18 - simonhatesfj (12/17/2015) [-]
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**simonhatesfj rolled image**
Ur welcome, any time.
#2 - ;_; 12/16/2015 on Is My Computer Possessed? 0
#3 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"** **simonhatesfj rolle…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2015 on Starbucks Strikes Again +2
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#5 - novabird (12/16/2015) [-]
these rolls, lel
#2 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"** **simonhatesfj rolle…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/16/2015 on Starbucks Strikes Again +4
#3 - simonhatesfj (12/16/2015) [-]
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**simonhatesfj rolled image**
a racist pony comic.
oh joy.
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#5 - novabird (12/16/2015) [-]
these rolls, lel

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#30 - lehberga (12/13/2015) [+] (5 replies)
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you's a gud man
#39 - eheheheh (12/20/2015) [-]
Eh Eh Eh Eh Eh
User avatar #38 - simonhatesfj ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]
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#36 - simonhatesfj ONLINE (12/19/2015) [-]
Hory sheet
#28 - simonhatesfj ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
Holy **** what happened last night?
#29 to #28 - simonhatesfj ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
It's only getting worse.
I have work to do.
User avatar #24 - goodadventures (12/12/2015) [-]
could u pls thumb up my content instead
#25 to #24 - simonhatesfj ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
Thumb whore.
User avatar #26 to #25 - goodadventures (12/12/2015) [-]
says the guy who always rolls
#17 - simonhatesfj ONLINE (12/08/2015) [-]
Today is a good day.
#18 to #17 - simonhatesfj ONLINE (12/10/2015) [-]
Today I reached stalker status.
;_;
User avatar #1 - beastkenten ONLINE (12/06/2015) [-]
Hello! Welcome to FunnyJunk!
If you have any questions about the site and how things work, feel free to message me or any of the other moderators over at
/askamod/

& if you're a returning user just making a new account, just take this as a friendly welcome to your new identity.

Enjoy your stay!
User avatar #2 to #1 - simonhatesfj ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
Whoa, an automatic message!
Hai!
User avatar #9 to #2 - beastkenten ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
i did this manually :p
User avatar #13 to #12 - beastkenten ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
oh no i killed anime lady
#14 to #13 - simonhatesfj ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
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She just wanted coffee. ;_;
Man, if I could thumb all your comments, i would.
User avatar #15 to #14 - beastkenten ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
WHOA
so close
you said coffee and rolled tea
close enough!

+1 imaginary thumb
#16 to #15 - simonhatesfj ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
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thank you sir
just a day in the life of a roller

+2 imaginary thumbs
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