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simonhatesfj

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why am i always late to the party?! god damn it.comment
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Gender: male
Consoles Owned: PC, Wii, PS2, 3DS XL
Video Games Played: TLZ: Twilight Princess, TLZ: The Wind Waker, TLZ: Majora's Mask, TLZ: Ocarina of Time, TLZ: Skyward Sword, Torchlight II, FTL: Faster Than Light, Multiwinia: Survival of the Flattest, Minecraft, Chrono Trigger DS, Pokemon White Version, Pokemon White 2, P
Interests: Video Games, Pissing People Off, Writing, Eating, Sad Frogs
Date Signed Up:12/06/2015
Last Login:1/12/2016
Location:OneFriendLand
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#3318
Comment Ranking:#336
Highest Content Rank:#3355
Highest Comment Rank:#336
Content Thumbs: 148 total,  228 ,  80
Comment Thumbs: 4664 total,  5677 ,  1013
Content Level Progress: 20% (2/10)
Level 12 Content: New Here → Level 13 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 20% (20/100)
Level 234 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 235 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
Subscribers:1
Content Views:33387
Times Content Favorited:18 times
Total Comments Made:1142
FJ Points:3542
I don't care who you are, I hate you, and I'm going to mentally maim you until blood spills out and drowns your horrid waste of a life.
=3

latest user's comments

#330 - why hasn't she fallen over yet...  [+] (5 new replies) 16 hours ago on sometimes +1
#331 - djmaryhikineet (16 hours ago) [-]
shes a fairy theres the sauce boss
#352 - mrd (15 hours ago) [-]
Nice, thanks for the sauce.
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#332 - simonhatesfj (16 hours ago) [-]
i know, but...
nvm.
#333 - djmaryhikineet (16 hours ago) [-]
#335 - simonhatesfj (15 hours ago) [-]
Wow, that's pretty cute...
#6 - Picture 16 hours ago on (untitled) 0
#4 - adblock?  [+] (2 new replies) 16 hours ago on (untitled) 0
#5 - anon (16 hours ago) [-]
well I hope you have adblock element hiding helper, I don't know how to add single rules without it, but the rule you have to add is:
facebook.com ###pagelet growth expanding cta
replace spaces with underscores (underscores in FJ mark italic text).
If that doesn't work you can use the element hiding helper addon to select the thing by hand.
#6 - simonhatesfj (16 hours ago) [-]
#28 - No **** , sherlock  [+] (6 new replies) 16 hours ago on What makes a World? +7
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#35 - aidnyan (16 hours ago) [-]
its satire dood tahts a sideways map of europe
#36 - melllvinnn (15 hours ago) [-]
I know its satire and that's just a map of Europe but what is the source of that map, like, is it from somewhere? Why did someone create a heavily-edited map of Europe rotated 90 degrees?
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#44 - sptnfouroneseven (14 hours ago) [-]
I was fucking looking at it... And just slowly dawned on me after seeing the boot.
#40 - cherubium (15 hours ago) [-]
/tg/ on 4chan complain all the time about how stupid other peoples maps are so i'm guessing the map is satire about the "expert cartographers" on /tg/ shitting on every homebrew map.
#33 - anon (16 hours ago) [-]
>Madagascar
>Greenland
>Any Pacific island

>Strong navy
Pick none
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#34 - simonhatesfj (16 hours ago) [-]
>madagascar
fuck, man, sorry about your loss.
#27 - why did i have to bing it?  [+] (2 new replies) 16 hours ago on A gift for you. 0
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#32 - binuclear (15 hours ago) [-]
oh fuck I recognise that
hitomi.la/galleries/597162.html
thats a goat btw
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#33 - simonhatesfj (15 hours ago) [-]
i know
you sick bastard
#37 - she's lookin' pretty blazed . 16 hours ago on ARE YOU READY TO FUCKING LEARN +6
#53 - well aren't you special. 16 hours ago on Growing up 0
#58 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"** **simonhatesfj rolle… 17 hours ago on Boxer +1
#23 - What the **** did you just ******* say, you litt…  [+] (4 new replies) 17 hours ago on A gift for you. +1
#26 - deadagain (16 hours ago) [-]
"I will cum fury all over you, and you will drown in it"
#27 - simonhatesfj (16 hours ago) [-]
why did i have to bing it?
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#32 - binuclear (15 hours ago) [-]
oh fuck I recognise that
hitomi.la/galleries/597162.html
thats a goat btw
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#33 - simonhatesfj (15 hours ago) [-]
i know
you sick bastard
#18 - a kid from a sitcom, naturally. 17 hours ago on no clue who that is +1
#94 - don't poke it 17 hours ago on Character Art: Dragons/Wyverns 0
#90 - so hot  [+] (2 new replies) 17 hours ago on Character Art: Dragons/Wyverns +14
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#112 - michaelrock (15 hours ago) [-]
sauce?
#4 - standing? maybe you're right. i'll just delete the post. 17 hours ago on wtf, amazon?! -1
#2 - yeah, nothing weird about it.  [+] (2 new replies) 17 hours ago on wtf, amazon?! -1
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#3 - hightechlowlife (17 hours ago) [-]
It's...standing on a pole?
#4 - simonhatesfj (17 hours ago) [-]
standing?
maybe you're right. i'll just delete the post.
#5 - AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 18 hours ago on Neon Genesis Triangeleon 0
#52 - woah, seriously? 18 hours ago on Don't Funnyjunk and drive 0
#51 - or? 18 hours ago on Don't Funnyjunk and drive +2
#1 - Picture 18 hours ago on When dog sees neighbor... +4
#33 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"** **simonhatesfj rolle… 18 hours ago on Growing up -2
#1 - i know where you got dis i saw it … 18 hours ago on good cosplay +5
#31 - you know who else dies? i'm not telling.  [+] (4 new replies) 18 hours ago on Growing up 0
#52 - anon (16 hours ago) [-]
Han Solo?
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#53 - simonhatesfj (16 hours ago) [-]
well aren't you special.
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#32 - killerliquid (18 hours ago) [-]
Pssst John Dies at the End
#33 - simonhatesfj (18 hours ago) [-]
**simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"**
**simonhatesfj rolled image**
you mean.... han?
#1 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll 1, 1-1000000*"** **simonhatesfj …  [+] (10 new replies) 18 hours ago on Anon saves a life +40
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#69 - mondominiman (14 minutes ago) [-]
**mondominiman used "*roll 1, 1-1000000*"**
**mondominiman rolls 0,422,736**
#64 - vulgin (1 hour ago) [-]
**vulgin used "*roll 1, 1-1000000*"**
**vulgin rolls 0,781,533**
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#48 - vpiii (2 hours ago) [-]
**vpiii used "*roll 2, 00-100*"**
**vpiii rolls 068**
**vpiii rolls 096**
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#35 - fridgelogic (6 hours ago) [-]
**fridgelogic used "*roll 3, 00-99*"**
**fridgelogic rolls 36**
**fridgelogic rolls 23**
**fridgelogic rolls 23**
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#33 - posty (6 hours ago) [-]
**posty used "*roll 1, 1-1000000*"**
**posty rolls 0,138,633**
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#21 - gamblingriverman (11 hours ago) [-]
**gamblingriverman used "*roll 1, 1-1000000*"**
**gamblingriverman rolls 0,276,632** Check em
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#14 - scillion (13 hours ago) [-]
**scillion used "*roll 1, 1-1000000*"**
**scillion rolls 0,834,141**
#8 - selfdenyingbeggar (15 hours ago) [-]
**selfdenyingbeggar used "*roll 1, 1-10*"**
**selfdenyingbeggar rolls 01**
#7 - selfdenyingbeggar (15 hours ago) [-]
*roll 2*
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#24 - SuperSixONE (10 hours ago) [-]
The rolling system changed a while ago.
#1 - IS THAT TRUMP?!  [+] (1 new reply) 18 hours ago on When you see an illegal... 0
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#2 - Whaaaaaaaaa (16 hours ago) [-]
yes... yes it was..
#1 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"** **simonhatesfj rolle… 18 hours ago on David Bowie... +2
#19 - is that a.... good cosplay?! 18 hours ago on grade A beef +15

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#30 - lehberga (12/13/2015) [+] (5 replies)
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you's a gud man
#39 - eheheheh (12/20/2015) [-]
Eh Eh Eh Eh Eh
User avatar #38 - simonhatesfj ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]
**simonhatesfj used "*roll 1, 1-1000000*"**
**simonhatesfj rolls 0,303,977**
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#36 - simonhatesfj ONLINE (12/19/2015) [-]
Hory sheet
#28 - simonhatesfj ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
Holy **** what happened last night?
#29 to #28 - simonhatesfj ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
It's only getting worse.
I have work to do.
User avatar #24 - goodadventures (12/12/2015) [-]
could u pls thumb up my content instead
#25 to #24 - simonhatesfj ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
Thumb whore.
User avatar #26 to #25 - goodadventures (12/12/2015) [-]
says the guy who always rolls
#17 - simonhatesfj ONLINE (12/08/2015) [-]
Today is a good day.
#18 to #17 - simonhatesfj ONLINE (12/10/2015) [-]
Today I reached stalker status.
;_;
User avatar #1 - beastkenten ONLINE (12/06/2015) [-]
Hello! Welcome to FunnyJunk!
If you have any questions about the site and how things work, feel free to message me or any of the other moderators over at
/askamod/

& if you're a returning user just making a new account, just take this as a friendly welcome to your new identity.

Enjoy your stay!
User avatar #2 to #1 - simonhatesfj ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
Whoa, an automatic message!
Hai!
User avatar #9 to #2 - beastkenten ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
i did this manually :p
User avatar #13 to #12 - beastkenten ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
oh no i killed anime lady
#14 to #13 - simonhatesfj ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
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**simonhatesfj rolled image**
She just wanted coffee. ;_;
Man, if I could thumb all your comments, i would.
User avatar #15 to #14 - beastkenten ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
WHOA
so close
you said coffee and rolled tea
close enough!

+1 imaginary thumb
#16 to #15 - simonhatesfj ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
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**simonhatesfj rolled image**
thank you sir
just a day in the life of a roller

+2 imaginary thumbs
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