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simonhatesfj

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why am i always late to the party?! god damn it.comment
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Gender: male
Consoles Owned: PC, Wii, PS2, 3DS XL
Video Games Played: TLZ: Twilight Princess, TLZ: The Wind Waker, TLZ: Majora's Mask, TLZ: Ocarina of Time, TLZ: Skyward Sword, Torchlight II, FTL: Faster Than Light, Multiwinia: Survival of the Flattest, Minecraft, Chrono Trigger DS, Pokemon White Version, Pokemon White 2, P
Interests: Video Games, Pissing People Off, Writing, Eating, Sad Frogs
Date Signed Up:12/06/2015
Last Login:1/12/2016
Location:OneFriendLand
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#3318
Comment Ranking:#336
Highest Content Rank:#3355
Highest Comment Rank:#336
Content Thumbs: 148 total,  228 ,  80
Comment Thumbs: 4664 total,  5677 ,  1013
Content Level Progress: 20% (2/10)
Level 12 Content: New Here → Level 13 Content: New Here
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Level 234 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 235 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
Subscribers:1
Content Views:33394
Times Content Favorited:18 times
Total Comments Made:1142
FJ Points:3542
I don't care who you are, I hate you, and I'm going to mentally maim you until blood spills out and drowns your horrid waste of a life.
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#5 - Comment deleted 12/20/2015 on Religion of Peace... -3
#1 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"** **simonhatesfj rolle… 12/20/2015 on what? +5
#1 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"** **simonhatesfj rolle…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2015 on god is dead +9
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#18 - alfonshister (12/20/2015) [-]
ayyy

that roll

lmao
#1 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"** **simonhatesfj rolle… 12/20/2015 on sprinkler/10 +4
#1 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"** **simonhatesfj rolle… 12/20/2015 on Reasonable 0
#130 - no, everyone will be blocked from you 12/20/2015 on Block User's Content! 0
#129 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"** **simonhatesfj rolle… 12/20/2015 on Block User's Content! 0
#1 - is it too late to become batman?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2015 on (untitled) +1
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#2 - mitchthehugeman (12/20/2015) [-]
Not if you're also Scottish
#1 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"** **simonhatesfj rolle… 12/20/2015 on Shame +4
#3 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"** **simonhatesfj rolle… 12/20/2015 on Shoot it. +4
#2 - >fails up to 30% of pediatricians wtf is wrong with people.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2015 on Shoot it. +4
#3 - simonhatesfj (12/20/2015) [-]
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wow i'm a train wreck today.
#13 - that explains that, then, anon. 12/20/2015 on It's just a prank, bro. 0
#1 - damn, he doesn't even give a **** .  [+] (5 new replies) 12/20/2015 on Mubarak +149
#2 - evilkingganon (12/20/2015) [-]
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**evilkingganon rolled image** maybe he doesn't know
#20 - stupro (12/21/2015) [-]
**stupro used "*roll picture*"**
**stupro rolled image** Maybe I'll roll something relevant.
#21 - stupro (12/21/2015) [-]
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**stupro rolled image** oh god, I rolled trash.
#26 - anon (12/21/2015) [-]
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**anonymous rolled image** me too
#27 - anon (12/21/2015) [-]
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**anonymous rolled image** This is much better though
#1 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"** **simonhatesfj rolle… 12/20/2015 on Well fuck +1
#1 - smug ************ ...  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2015 on He`s with his shower daddy now +1
#61 - skippypappy (12/20/2015) [-]
Bestest bro
#10 - and we do 'cept anon, anon's a savage  [+] (2 new replies) 12/20/2015 on It's just a prank, bro. 0
#12 - anon (12/20/2015) [-]
Anon is Anon because Anon gets banned for being a savage.
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#13 - simonhatesfj (12/20/2015) [-]
that explains that, then, anon.
#1 - ur demon is ****  [+] (2 new replies) 12/20/2015 on Knowledge is power +214
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#77 - thrifty (12/21/2015) [-]
Quoth the raven, swords galore.
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#16 - hwaraam (12/20/2015) [-]
Malfas best demon gives you double jump & shit
#7 - okay, bro, i'm glad, just be careful..  [+] (4 new replies) 12/20/2015 on It's just a prank, bro. -2
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#8 - orderofthenight (12/20/2015) [-]
But no in all honesty as soon as I saw this video I thought to myself "You're a goddamn moron. FJ will love this."
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#10 - simonhatesfj (12/20/2015) [-]
and we do
'cept anon, anon's a savage
#12 - anon (12/20/2015) [-]
Anon is Anon because Anon gets banned for being a savage.
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#13 - simonhatesfj (12/20/2015) [-]
that explains that, then, anon.
#5 - i'm just - i'm just making sure, bro, you gotta understand, it…  [+] (8 new replies) 12/20/2015 on It's just a prank, bro. 0
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#6 - orderofthenight (12/20/2015) [-]
i didn't make this video
#9 - anon (12/20/2015) [-]
You expect too much from people like them. I served in the Army, 89D mos. I laughed my ass off at this.
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#11 - orderofthenight (12/20/2015) [-]
Huh? also thank you for your service
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#7 - simonhatesfj (12/20/2015) [-]
okay, bro, i'm glad, just be careful..
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#8 - orderofthenight (12/20/2015) [-]
But no in all honesty as soon as I saw this video I thought to myself "You're a goddamn moron. FJ will love this."
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#10 - simonhatesfj (12/20/2015) [-]
and we do
'cept anon, anon's a savage
#12 - anon (12/20/2015) [-]
Anon is Anon because Anon gets banned for being a savage.
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#13 - simonhatesfj (12/20/2015) [-]
that explains that, then, anon.
#1 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"** **simonhatesfj rolle…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/20/2015 on Star Wars then and now 0
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#4 - evilkingganon (12/20/2015) [-]
1999 i think episode 1 come out
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#6 - simonhatesfj (12/20/2015) [-]
that's not a long time...
oh, who am i kidding. ;_;
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#7 - evilkingganon (12/20/2015) [-]
Well episode 4 come out in the 70s lol
#3 - you can get arrested, bro,  [+] (10 new replies) 12/20/2015 on It's just a prank, bro. 0
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#4 - orderofthenight (12/20/2015) [-]
i am aware
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#5 - simonhatesfj (12/20/2015) [-]
i'm just - i'm just making sure, bro, you gotta understand, it's dangerous,
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#6 - orderofthenight (12/20/2015) [-]
i didn't make this video
#9 - anon (12/20/2015) [-]
You expect too much from people like them. I served in the Army, 89D mos. I laughed my ass off at this.
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#11 - orderofthenight (12/20/2015) [-]
Huh? also thank you for your service
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#7 - simonhatesfj (12/20/2015) [-]
okay, bro, i'm glad, just be careful..
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#8 - orderofthenight (12/20/2015) [-]
But no in all honesty as soon as I saw this video I thought to myself "You're a goddamn moron. FJ will love this."
User avatar
#10 - simonhatesfj (12/20/2015) [-]
and we do
'cept anon, anon's a savage
#12 - anon (12/20/2015) [-]
Anon is Anon because Anon gets banned for being a savage.
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#13 - simonhatesfj (12/20/2015) [-]
that explains that, then, anon.
#1 - related... 12/20/2015 on Based grotke 0
#2 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"** **simonhatesfj rolle… 12/20/2015 on Buy star wars for... 0
#48 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"** **simonhatesfj rolle… 12/20/2015 on Harrison-san 0
#1 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"** **simonhatesfj rolle…  [+] (13 new replies) 12/20/2015 on It's just a prank, bro. 0
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#22 - cykocd (12/20/2015) [-]
hes playing off of racial stereotypes.
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#2 - orderofthenight (12/20/2015) [-]
i am aware
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#3 - simonhatesfj (12/20/2015) [-]
you can get arrested, bro,
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#4 - orderofthenight (12/20/2015) [-]
i am aware
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#5 - simonhatesfj (12/20/2015) [-]
i'm just - i'm just making sure, bro, you gotta understand, it's dangerous,
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#6 - orderofthenight (12/20/2015) [-]
i didn't make this video
#9 - anon (12/20/2015) [-]
You expect too much from people like them. I served in the Army, 89D mos. I laughed my ass off at this.
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#11 - orderofthenight (12/20/2015) [-]
Huh? also thank you for your service
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#7 - simonhatesfj (12/20/2015) [-]
okay, bro, i'm glad, just be careful..
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#8 - orderofthenight (12/20/2015) [-]
But no in all honesty as soon as I saw this video I thought to myself "You're a goddamn moron. FJ will love this."
User avatar
#10 - simonhatesfj (12/20/2015) [-]
and we do
'cept anon, anon's a savage
#12 - anon (12/20/2015) [-]
Anon is Anon because Anon gets banned for being a savage.
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#13 - simonhatesfj (12/20/2015) [-]
that explains that, then, anon.
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#30 - lehberga (12/13/2015) [+] (5 replies)
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you's a gud man
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#39 - eheheheh (12/20/2015) [-]
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User avatar #38 - simonhatesfj ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]
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#36 - simonhatesfj ONLINE (12/19/2015) [-]
Hory sheet
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#28 - simonhatesfj ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
Holy **** what happened last night?
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#29 to #28 - simonhatesfj ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
It's only getting worse.
I have work to do.
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User avatar #24 - goodadventures (12/12/2015) [-]
could u pls thumb up my content instead
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#25 to #24 - simonhatesfj ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
Thumb whore.
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User avatar #26 to #25 - goodadventures (12/12/2015) [-]
says the guy who always rolls
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#17 - simonhatesfj ONLINE (12/08/2015) [-]
Today is a good day.
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#18 to #17 - simonhatesfj ONLINE (12/10/2015) [-]
Today I reached stalker status.
;_;
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User avatar #1 - beastkenten ONLINE (12/06/2015) [-]
Hello! Welcome to FunnyJunk!
If you have any questions about the site and how things work, feel free to message me or any of the other moderators over at
/askamod/

& if you're a returning user just making a new account, just take this as a friendly welcome to your new identity.

Enjoy your stay!
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User avatar #2 to #1 - simonhatesfj ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
Whoa, an automatic message!
Hai!
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User avatar #9 to #2 - beastkenten ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
i did this manually :p
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User avatar #13 to #12 - beastkenten ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
oh no i killed anime lady
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#14 to #13 - simonhatesfj ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
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She just wanted coffee. ;_;
Man, if I could thumb all your comments, i would.
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User avatar #15 to #14 - beastkenten ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
WHOA
so close
you said coffee and rolled tea
close enough!

+1 imaginary thumb
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#16 to #15 - simonhatesfj ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
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thank you sir
just a day in the life of a roller

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