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why am i always late to the party?! god damn it.comment
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Gender: male
Consoles Owned: PC, Wii, PS2, 3DS XL
Video Games Played: TLZ: Twilight Princess, TLZ: The Wind Waker, TLZ: Majora's Mask, TLZ: Ocarina of Time, TLZ: Skyward Sword, Torchlight II, FTL: Faster Than Light, Multiwinia: Survival of the Flattest, Minecraft, Chrono Trigger DS, Pokemon White Version, Pokemon White 2, P
Interests: Video Games, Pissing People Off, Writing, Eating, Sad Frogs
Date Signed Up:12/06/2015
Last Login:1/12/2016
Location:OneFriendLand
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I don't care who you are, I hate you, and I'm going to mentally maim you until blood spills out and drowns your horrid waste of a life.
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#67 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"** **simonhatesfj rolle… 12/20/2015 on Assorted Internets #47 0
#1 - he'll need to wash his hands now 12/20/2015 on nice to meet you 0
#3 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"** **simonhatesfj rolle…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/20/2015 on mfw trying to get front page +1
#5 - civicdoodies (12/20/2015) [-]
I feel like I'm getting a lot of mixed signals from you
#6 - simonhatesfj (12/20/2015) [-]
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what can i say, i'm a complicated person
#1 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"** **simonhatesfj rolle… 12/20/2015 on That Frustrating Moment in... 0
#7 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"** **simonhatesfj rolle…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/20/2015 on Being realistic 0
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#8 - evilkingganon (12/20/2015) [-]
Mosquito* she was a bug though they don't consist of much
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#10 - simonhatesfj (12/20/2015) [-]
tru, but neither d-
nevermind.
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#11 - evilkingganon (12/20/2015) [-]
Wurt
#12 - simonhatesfj (12/20/2015) [-]
nuffin.
#13 - evilkingganon (12/20/2015) [-]
#5 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"** **simonhatesfj rolle…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/20/2015 on travoltas confused +1
#6 - anon (12/20/2015) [-]
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**anonymous rolled image** Brutal.
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#7 - simonhatesfj (12/20/2015) [-]
i don't understand what you mean
it makes sense
#5 - i'm not so sure about that.  [+] (7 new replies) 12/20/2015 on Being realistic 0
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#6 - evilkingganon (12/20/2015) [-]
Everyone hes hit has left chunks lol
#7 - simonhatesfj (12/20/2015) [-]
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not the bee bitch, she's a fine mist of blood
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#8 - evilkingganon (12/20/2015) [-]
Mosquito* she was a bug though they don't consist of much
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#10 - simonhatesfj (12/20/2015) [-]
tru, but neither d-
nevermind.
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#11 - evilkingganon (12/20/2015) [-]
Wurt
#12 - simonhatesfj (12/20/2015) [-]
nuffin.
#13 - evilkingganon (12/20/2015) [-]
#1 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"** **simonhatesfj rolle…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/20/2015 on stimulate your senses +5
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#1 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"** **simonhatesfj rolle… 12/20/2015 on Saitama vs Genos Cosplay Fight 0
#12 - indeed 12/20/2015 on hello darkness my old friend 0
#6 - that's not a long time... oh, who am i kidding. ;_;  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2015 on Star Wars then and now 0
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#7 - evilkingganon (12/20/2015) [-]
Well episode 4 come out in the 70s lol
#10 - lol that image  [+] (2 new replies) 12/20/2015 on hello darkness my old friend 0
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#11 - evilkingganon (12/20/2015) [-]
Thats why i love this site.
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#12 - simonhatesfj (12/20/2015) [-]
indeed
#2 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"** **simonhatesfj rolle…  [+] (11 new replies) 12/20/2015 on Being realistic 0
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#15 - indalx (12/20/2015) [-]
Yeah,its called "closed casket"
#9 - lollypopalopicus (12/20/2015) [-]
Yeah, it's just closed casket.
#3 - evilkingganon (12/20/2015) [-]
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**evilkingganon rolled image** there would be pieces
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#5 - simonhatesfj (12/20/2015) [-]
i'm not so sure about that.
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#6 - evilkingganon (12/20/2015) [-]
Everyone hes hit has left chunks lol
#7 - simonhatesfj (12/20/2015) [-]
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not the bee bitch, she's a fine mist of blood
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#8 - evilkingganon (12/20/2015) [-]
Mosquito* she was a bug though they don't consist of much
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#10 - simonhatesfj (12/20/2015) [-]
tru, but neither d-
nevermind.
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#11 - evilkingganon (12/20/2015) [-]
Wurt
#12 - simonhatesfj (12/20/2015) [-]
nuffin.
#13 - evilkingganon (12/20/2015) [-]
#8 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"** **simonhatesfj rolle…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/20/2015 on hello darkness my old friend 0
#9 - evilkingganon (12/20/2015) [-]
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**evilkingganon rolled image** lol that roll
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#10 - simonhatesfj (12/20/2015) [-]
lol that image
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#11 - evilkingganon (12/20/2015) [-]
Thats why i love this site.
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#12 - simonhatesfj (12/20/2015) [-]
indeed
#6 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"** **simonhatesfj rolle…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/20/2015 on hello darkness my old friend 0
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#7 - evilkingganon (12/20/2015) [-]
Yea but sound of silence was mainstream back then.
#8 - simonhatesfj (12/20/2015) [-]
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i could go on a tangent about why i think this is, but i'd rather not 'cause anon'll find and kill me for it
#9 - evilkingganon (12/20/2015) [-]
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**evilkingganon rolled image** lol that roll
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#10 - simonhatesfj (12/20/2015) [-]
lol that image
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#11 - evilkingganon (12/20/2015) [-]
Thats why i love this site.
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#12 - simonhatesfj (12/20/2015) [-]
indeed
#6 - ur waifu is shet i know i'm getting downvotes for th…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/20/2015 on Good night JunkParty +1
#52 - remilia (12/20/2015) [-]
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if waifu would not be shit, would waifu be still waifu?
#54 - simonhatesfj (12/20/2015) [-]
holy shit
i dunno
#59 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"** **simonhatesfj rolle…  [+] (10 new replies) 12/20/2015 on Assorted Internets #47 +3
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#70 - epicalania (12/20/2015) [-]
If you can't hit the drain I'm suprised you're smart enough to use a shower.
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#71 - simonhatesfj (12/20/2015) [-]
but facebook told me i have 220 iq
honestly never pissed in a shower, everything has to be clean, and i don't have time to scrub the drain
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#72 - epicalania (12/20/2015) [-]
Well the idea is that you get it directly down the drain.
And, as a liquid thats then going to be washed over by water, dirty water, soapy water and all manner of other things. I'd say the overall dirtiness of the drain stays about the same.
It's still just a personal thing, whatever. But it doesn't really have a large downside (or upside) beyond personal preference.
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#74 - simonhatesfj (12/20/2015) [-]
the soap molecules stick to dirt
if it already has dirt, there's nothing to grab.
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#76 - epicalania (12/20/2015) [-]
? If there's dirt in your piss I think you should see a doctor.
I meant that all the liquid going over and down the drain would push most of it down and wash it over pretty thoroughly.
Dirt/soap buildup would be a bigger cleanliness issue as detrimental effects would occur much faster. (higher germ density, degradation of drainpipes, clumping & lowering drain effectiveness)
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#77 - simonhatesfj (12/20/2015) [-]
i already need a doc
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#124 - talldumbdork (12/20/2015) [-]
Urine isn't that unclean compared to feces. Unless you currently have a UTI. Urine is filtered waste from your blood stream. It isn't purified water by any means, but water without even soap can easily clean it off, no problem. The germs on your skin are far worse than those in your urine. (Registered Nurse)
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#66 - KillinTime (12/20/2015) [-]
you mean the feet you're actively washing?

???
#61 - thehistorylover (12/20/2015) [-]
BTW, a surprisingly good roll you have there!
#60 - thehistorylover (12/20/2015) [-]
If you have a shower, you have water. You might even have soap. Use that shit.
#4 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"** **simonhatesfj rolle… 12/20/2015 on bad feelings 0
#2 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"** **simonhatesfj rolle…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/20/2015 on too lewd =)) +4
#4 - kapitanokliosov (12/20/2015) [-]
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**kapitanokliosov rolled image** whats with all these dope rolls lately?
#6 - simonhatesfj (12/20/2015) [-]
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"dope", and yet completely ignored.
#4 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"** **simonhatesfj rolle… 12/20/2015 on hello darkness my old friend 0
#1 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"** **simonhatesfj rolle…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/20/2015 on Akuuuuuu 0
#42 - bobooyuncu (12/20/2015) [-]
oops!
#58 - simonhatesfj (12/20/2015) [-]
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anon's on fire today.
#5 - anon (12/20/2015) [-]
www.watchcartoononline.com/anime/samurai-jack

you should really improve your google-fu.
#3 - i know that 12/20/2015 on Sex -1
#175 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"** **simonhatesfj rolle… 12/20/2015 on dank WebM compilation (pt 74) 0
#1 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"** **simonhatesfj rolle…  [+] (23 new replies) 12/20/2015 on Sex +40
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#40 - advice (12/21/2015) [-]
yes that's how lion society works, it's called an alpha male lion who fucks all the bitches
#25 - anon (12/21/2015) [-]
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#2 - foamytesquirrel (12/20/2015) [-]
Lion is a may-may for offensive puns and jokes.
#24 - anon (12/20/2015) [-]
Not really just 'offensive jokes and puns.'

It's specifically the "Sentence that sounds normal, followed by sentence that refers back to the first sentence in a twisted / perverted / fucked up / dirty way that was (supposedly) unexpected."
#10 - brobathehutt (12/20/2015) [-]
>Lion
It's a fucking kangaroo man how could you even make that mistake?
#38 - iexs (12/21/2015) [-]
its an autistic dog dumb ass
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#23 - mirukawa (12/20/2015) [-]
this isn't funny
shut up please
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#21 - roguehazzard (12/20/2015) [-]
It's okay op is just lion
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#20 - Kadzait (12/20/2015) [-]
Am I the only person who thinks that this joke is funny when there is at least a facsimile of legitimate confusion behind it? I mean, it was funny when he said lion and the second commenter just went along with it, but that animal is so clearly not a kangaroo that the joke is just killed.

But, maybe I'm just getting cranky in old age, and don't get y'all kids' jokes nowadays.
#34 - hassoutobi (12/21/2015) [-]
maybe you're just being a pissy bitch
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#42 - Kadzait (12/21/2015) [-]
That's a probability.
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#29 - brobathehutt (12/21/2015) [-]
Are you being serious right now?
I just fucking said it's a kangaroo, what the fuck else could it be smart guy?
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#26 - buddywuggle (12/21/2015) [-]
Yeah, it's so clearly a giraffe.
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#28 - huntergriff (12/21/2015) [-]
it's a fucking albatross.
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#31 - alarubra (12/21/2015) [-]
Are you retarded? That's a ferret.
#37 - spartantoaster (12/21/2015) [-]
fucking retards! you don't recognize a crab when you see one!?
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#39 - simonhatesfj (12/21/2015) [-]
IT'S A FUCKING FIELD MOUSE YOU IDIOT
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#4 - huntergriff (12/20/2015) [-]
that's...not a lion though.
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#5 - foamytesquirrel (12/20/2015) [-]
Sorry, I meant moose.
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#6 - huntergriff (12/20/2015) [-]
it's obviously a gorilla.
#27 - anon (12/21/2015) [-]
They prefer "African american."
#33 - Dusksamurai (12/21/2015) [-]
Looks like a weird shiny version of Winna's Kitten...
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#3 - simonhatesfj (12/20/2015) [-]
i know that
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#30 - lehberga (12/13/2015) [+] (5 replies)
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you's a gud man
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#39 - eheheheh (12/20/2015) [-]
Eh Eh Eh Eh Eh
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User avatar #38 - simonhatesfj ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]
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#36 - simonhatesfj ONLINE (12/19/2015) [-]
Hory sheet
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#28 - simonhatesfj ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
Holy **** what happened last night?
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#29 to #28 - simonhatesfj ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
It's only getting worse.
I have work to do.
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User avatar #24 - goodadventures (12/12/2015) [-]
could u pls thumb up my content instead
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#25 to #24 - simonhatesfj ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
Thumb whore.
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User avatar #26 to #25 - goodadventures (12/12/2015) [-]
says the guy who always rolls
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#17 - simonhatesfj ONLINE (12/08/2015) [-]
Today is a good day.
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#18 to #17 - simonhatesfj ONLINE (12/10/2015) [-]
Today I reached stalker status.
;_;
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User avatar #1 - beastkenten ONLINE (12/06/2015) [-]
Hello! Welcome to FunnyJunk!
If you have any questions about the site and how things work, feel free to message me or any of the other moderators over at
/askamod/

& if you're a returning user just making a new account, just take this as a friendly welcome to your new identity.

Enjoy your stay!
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User avatar #2 to #1 - simonhatesfj ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
Whoa, an automatic message!
Hai!
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User avatar #9 to #2 - beastkenten ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
i did this manually :p
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User avatar #13 to #12 - beastkenten ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
oh no i killed anime lady
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#14 to #13 - simonhatesfj ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
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She just wanted coffee. ;_;
Man, if I could thumb all your comments, i would.
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User avatar #15 to #14 - beastkenten ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
WHOA
so close
you said coffee and rolled tea
close enough!

+1 imaginary thumb
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#16 to #15 - simonhatesfj ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
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thank you sir
just a day in the life of a roller

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