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simonhatesfj

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why am i always late to the party?! god damn it.comment
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Gender: male
Consoles Owned: PC, Wii, PS2, 3DS XL
Video Games Played: TLZ: Twilight Princess, TLZ: The Wind Waker, TLZ: Majora's Mask, TLZ: Ocarina of Time, TLZ: Skyward Sword, Torchlight II, FTL: Faster Than Light, Multiwinia: Survival of the Flattest, Minecraft, Chrono Trigger DS, Pokemon White Version, Pokemon White 2, P
Interests: Video Games, Pissing People Off, Writing, Eating, Sad Frogs
Date Signed Up:12/06/2015
Last Login:1/12/2016
Location:OneFriendLand
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Content Ranking:#3318
Comment Ranking:#336
Highest Content Rank:#3355
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Times Content Favorited:18 times
Total Comments Made:1142
FJ Points:3542
I don't care who you are, I hate you, and I'm going to mentally maim you until blood spills out and drowns your horrid waste of a life.
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#3 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"** **simonhatesfj rolle…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/20/2015 on Video Games Facts? #2! 0
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#17 - sirrawrsalot (12/21/2015) [-]
A Link to the Past will always be the game I fawn over.
#20 - simonhatesfj (12/21/2015) [-]
alttp is still a good game. they focused more on aesthetic than graphics power, and they got an amazing video game that still can hold its own today. oot was more focused on graphics power, and it still looks like a shitpile today. so does tww, that one looks pretty awesome.
#2 - i can relate :/  [+] (7 new replies) 12/20/2015 on Hah 0
#6 - anon (12/21/2015) [-]
attention whore
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#7 - simonhatesfj (12/21/2015) [-]
You're proving my point, fuckwad.
#3 - drlabotomy (12/21/2015) [-]
I would now like to know your name
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#5 - simonhatesfj (12/21/2015) [-]
why, so you can throw cheetos at me?
:/
#11 - drlabotomy (12/22/2015) [-]
Well, yeah, why else?
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#12 - simonhatesfj (12/22/2015) [-]
Oh. Good point.
#4 - anon (12/21/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**He replied to himself, I believe he's talking about the picture he rolled.
#1 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"** **simonhatesfj rolle…  [+] (8 new replies) 12/20/2015 on Hah +15
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#2 - simonhatesfj (12/20/2015) [-]
i can relate :/
#6 - anon (12/21/2015) [-]
attention whore
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#7 - simonhatesfj (12/21/2015) [-]
You're proving my point, fuckwad.
#3 - drlabotomy (12/21/2015) [-]
I would now like to know your name
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#5 - simonhatesfj (12/21/2015) [-]
why, so you can throw cheetos at me?
:/
#11 - drlabotomy (12/22/2015) [-]
Well, yeah, why else?
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#12 - simonhatesfj (12/22/2015) [-]
Oh. Good point.
#4 - anon (12/21/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**He replied to himself, I believe he's talking about the picture he rolled.
#1 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"** **simonhatesfj rolle…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2015 on When Joshlol finds a date +20
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#6 - palokomedios (12/21/2015) [-]
Nice roll.
#2 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"** **simonhatesfj rolle… 12/20/2015 on adorable 0
#3 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"** **simonhatesfj rolle…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2015 on Only in Canada 0
#13 - sonicsyndicate (12/21/2015) [-]
#1 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"** **simonhatesfj rolle… 12/20/2015 on Christmas Spirit +3
#1 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"** **simonhatesfj rolle… 12/20/2015 on racist store owner in... +1
#1 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"** **simonhatesfj rolle…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/20/2015 on t-mobile +186
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#2 - dsendz (12/21/2015) [-]
most popular google searches.
#65 - madamemoth (12/21/2015) [-]
you stop that
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#74 - dsendz (12/22/2015) [-]
>>#7, >>#5, I'm not op
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#76 - darknak (12/22/2015) [-]
i know, it's not written [OP]
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#7 - darknak (12/21/2015) [-]
yeah.. google does not like spam tho
wrong tags is considered as spam
#5 - produktr (12/21/2015) [-]
#1 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"** **simonhatesfj rolle… 12/20/2015 on Anons taste in music +1
#1 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"** **simonhatesfj rolle… 12/20/2015 on pls no ban 0
#1 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"** **simonhatesfj rolle…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/20/2015 on Only in Canada +1
#2 - anon (12/20/2015) [-]
They returned it. They left a letter. The letter was complimentary towards the owners choice in bicycle. So much politeness. Where else could this be?
#3 - simonhatesfj (12/20/2015) [-]
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the u.s.? i'd return any bike i stole, for sure.
#13 - sonicsyndicate (12/21/2015) [-]
#1 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"** **simonhatesfj rolle…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/20/2015 on Call of Duty +1
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#7 - asotil (12/21/2015) [-]
Generally they are good, they just don't care about what the "Hardcore Gaming" crowd thinks

"BUT THEY'RE ALL THE SAME!" absolutely every single time any game changes ANYTHING in a sequel, it's demonized and labeled as a trash pile of shit by that same crowd.
Any time they make minimal changes or slight improvements to a working formula, the same crowd screeches and shits itself about how it's exactly the same.
Gamers are never happy no matter what you do, they understand that, and make improvements to the formula as necessary, such as balance, graphics, or animation clipping. When's the last time you heard about CoD having any massive bugs that completely fuck the game? They know exactly what they want to do with their game, and they do it
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#12 - Toximan (12/21/2015) [-]
It sucks that people can't enjoy a decent game without screeching like twelve-year olds about it. If you want to play the hardcore FPS, then go for it. No one's making anybody play COD.
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#8 - simonhatesfj (12/21/2015) [-]
it isn't about that, the gaming crowd is just retarded. i personally don't like getting them 'cause the single player campaigns are bland, and multiplayer won't last forever.
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#2 - drackmore (12/20/2015) [-]
If you want a good CoD game you should pick up Call of Duty World at War for PC. I mean multiplayer is probably fucked beyond belief probably . But the campaign and zombies is fun as hell.
#1 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"** **simonhatesfj rolle…  [+] (10 new replies) 12/20/2015 on World Cup +233
#7 - animesource (12/21/2015) [-]
It probably is. This kind of cancer is the reason why I've been avoiding that anime.
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#12 - luqmanr (12/21/2015) [-]
yeah, nourin had too much borderline hentai scenes that it detracts from the fun of watching it. I'd rather go with Gin no Saji for farming/countryside anime
#15 - animesource (12/21/2015) [-]
That one was good.
But I liked Moyashimon more.
pic related; it's a guy.
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#38 - childpls (12/21/2015) [-]
whoa i like cute guys
finally lads, a GOOD anime
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#42 - weskerwesker (12/21/2015) [-]
Baka to Test is also a classic cute guy anime. There is a dude who manages to be cuter than his twin sister.
#39 - animesource (12/21/2015) [-]
If you like cute guys maybe Himegoto is for you?
Or Love Stage!!
#40 - childpls (12/21/2015) [-]
god bless animesource
#35 - thesecretbear (12/21/2015) [-]
But it clearly has boobs.
#37 - animesource (12/21/2015) [-]
Idk how it goes, but he disappears in 1st season reappears only towards the end, and kisses his best friend (who is also a guy). Somewhere in 2nd season (or was it 1st?) takes bath with a bunch of girls (they don't mind him being there).
2nd season's ending kind of indicates he was jealous of his male friend when he was close to a girl who is similar to him in a drag.
pic related; french girl that looks like guy in drag.
#31 - trapposternohomo (12/21/2015) [-]
no homo tho bro
#1 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"** **simonhatesfj rolle… 12/20/2015 on chubby squirrel PS 0
#1 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"** **simonhatesfj rolle… 12/20/2015 on Futurama +2
#4 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"** **simonhatesfj rolle… 12/20/2015 on ur demon is shet 0
#1 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"** **simonhatesfj rolle…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2015 on Vegans 0
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#3 - letrollzor (12/20/2015) [-]
*Always
#12 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"** **simonhatesfj rolle… 12/20/2015 on What's Up Guys +30
#1 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"** **simonhatesfj rolle…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2015 on *Vroom vroom* *pew pew* +19
#7 - daredevizz (12/21/2015) [-]
10/10 would get high as shit and join them
#1 - just for future reference, it doesn't break FJ etiquette…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/20/2015 on ur demon is shet 0
#6 - anon (12/21/2015) [-]
It's pretty vain and is seen by many as a way to boost for more thumbs
You wouldn't like your own Facebook comment

You should try and work on making comments so good that other people want to screencap them
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#7 - simonhatesfj (12/21/2015) [-]
That mean I can screencap others' comments?
#58 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"** **simonhatesfj rolle… 12/20/2015 on Akuuuuuu +1
#6 - Picture 12/20/2015 on It Has The Power +38
#54 - holy **** i dunno 12/20/2015 on Good night JunkParty 0
#19 - if i can't ask her to get me a sandwich she better not demand …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/20/2015 on Assorted Internets #48 -4
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#32 - satansferret (12/20/2015) [-]
If you can't demand a bj she can't demand a date.
#39 - migueldecervantes (12/20/2015) [-]
No one ought to demand anything, though, you autistic pony-fucking social reject.
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#118 - satansferret (12/21/2015) [-]
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#30 - lehberga (12/13/2015) [+] (5 replies)
stickied by simonhatesfj
you's a gud man
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#39 - eheheheh (12/20/2015) [-]
Eh Eh Eh Eh Eh
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User avatar #38 - simonhatesfj ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]
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#36 - simonhatesfj ONLINE (12/19/2015) [-]
Hory sheet
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#28 - simonhatesfj ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
Holy **** what happened last night?
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#29 to #28 - simonhatesfj ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
It's only getting worse.
I have work to do.
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User avatar #24 - goodadventures (12/12/2015) [-]
could u pls thumb up my content instead
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#25 to #24 - simonhatesfj ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
Thumb whore.
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User avatar #26 to #25 - goodadventures (12/12/2015) [-]
says the guy who always rolls
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#17 - simonhatesfj ONLINE (12/08/2015) [-]
Today is a good day.
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#18 to #17 - simonhatesfj ONLINE (12/10/2015) [-]
Today I reached stalker status.
;_;
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User avatar #1 - beastkenten ONLINE (12/06/2015) [-]
Hello! Welcome to FunnyJunk!
If you have any questions about the site and how things work, feel free to message me or any of the other moderators over at
/askamod/

& if you're a returning user just making a new account, just take this as a friendly welcome to your new identity.

Enjoy your stay!
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User avatar #2 to #1 - simonhatesfj ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
Whoa, an automatic message!
Hai!
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User avatar #9 to #2 - beastkenten ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
i did this manually :p
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User avatar #13 to #12 - beastkenten ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
oh no i killed anime lady
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#14 to #13 - simonhatesfj ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
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She just wanted coffee. ;_;
Man, if I could thumb all your comments, i would.
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User avatar #15 to #14 - beastkenten ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
WHOA
so close
you said coffee and rolled tea
close enough!

+1 imaginary thumb
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#16 to #15 - simonhatesfj ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
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thank you sir
just a day in the life of a roller

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