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simonhatesfj

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why am i always late to the party?! god damn it.comment
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Gender: male
Consoles Owned: PC, Wii, PS2, 3DS XL
Video Games Played: TLZ: Twilight Princess, TLZ: The Wind Waker, TLZ: Majora's Mask, TLZ: Ocarina of Time, TLZ: Skyward Sword, Torchlight II, FTL: Faster Than Light, Multiwinia: Survival of the Flattest, Minecraft, Chrono Trigger DS, Pokemon White Version, Pokemon White 2, P
Interests: Video Games, Pissing People Off, Writing, Eating, Sad Frogs
Date Signed Up:12/06/2015
Last Login:1/12/2016
Location:OneFriendLand
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#3318
Comment Ranking:#336
Highest Content Rank:#3355
Highest Comment Rank:#336
Content Thumbs: 148 total,  228 ,  80
Comment Thumbs: 4664 total,  5677 ,  1013
Content Level Progress: 20% (2/10)
Level 12 Content: New Here → Level 13 Content: New Here
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Level 234 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 235 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
Subscribers:1
Content Views:33389
Times Content Favorited:18 times
Total Comments Made:1142
FJ Points:3542
I don't care who you are, I hate you, and I'm going to mentally maim you until blood spills out and drowns your horrid waste of a life.
=3

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#4 - No. 12/24/2015 on well now 0
#2 - Almost as interesting as wolfjob.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/24/2015 on well now +1
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#3 - lnyanchl (12/24/2015) [-]
Do I want to ask?
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#4 - simonhatesfj (12/24/2015) [-]
No.
#12 - Oh. Good point. 12/22/2015 on Hah 0
#5 - Hello! ^.^ 12/22/2015 on comment comp 2 0
#7 - You're proving my point, ******* . 12/21/2015 on Hah -1
#11 - and this is how babies are made, kids 12/21/2015 on Assorted Internets #49 +18
#3 - heck ya. 12/21/2015 on comment comp 2 0
#52 - I rolled one of these  [+] (1 new reply) 12/21/2015 on Mr clean 0
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#53 - thism (12/21/2015) [-]
Nice.
#6 - wow 12/21/2015 on Canada +2
#3 - hahahahahaha funny. funny joke. fuuuuunnnneeeeeh. : ( 12/21/2015 on can i enter the webm game 0
#1 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"** **simonhatesfj rolle…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/21/2015 on can i enter the webm game +2
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#2 - dreygur (12/21/2015) [-]
I want Bayonetta added into that now
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#3 - simonhatesfj (12/21/2015) [-]
hahahahahaha
funny. funny joke. fuuuuunnnneeeeeh.
: (
#5 - weird. 12/21/2015 on War crimes +8
#3 - uh, wrong post...?  [+] (4 new replies) 12/21/2015 on War crimes +25
#4 - anonismouse (12/21/2015) [-]
He's doing it on every post. The attention whoring is strong with this one.
#6 - dannyzapdos (12/21/2015) [-]
Guess what I'm doing every post...
#146 - dankmemepepe (12/22/2015) [-]
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**dankmemepepe rolled image**
This.
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#5 - simonhatesfj (12/21/2015) [-]
weird.
#50 - was not expecting  [+] (3 new replies) 12/21/2015 on Mr clean 0
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#51 - thism (12/21/2015) [-]
Getting a notification on an almost month old comment is equally unexpected...
But Maybe a little more fun.
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#52 - simonhatesfj (12/21/2015) [-]
I rolled one of these
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#53 - thism (12/21/2015) [-]
Nice.
#2 - Comment deleted 12/21/2015 on hold me 0
#1 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"** **simonhatesfj rolle…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/21/2015 on radical breakfast +3
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#15 - yourdeadfetus (12/22/2015) [-]
nah hes having a whale of a time
#3 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"** **simonhatesfj rolle…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/21/2015 on Canada +4
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#5 - darknak (12/21/2015) [-]
Well we need to channel all our anger somehow
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#6 - simonhatesfj (12/21/2015) [-]
wow
#2 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"** **simonhatesfj rolle… 12/21/2015 on Star Wars +2
#19 - i'm dead meat.... :/ 12/21/2015 on TFW +4
#18 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"** **simonhatesfj rolle…  [+] (11 new replies) 12/21/2015 on TFW -18
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#51 - ladyrazor (12/21/2015) [-]
Mother fucking Ponies and undertale combined? that is fucking cancer.
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#39 - buddywuggle (12/21/2015) [-]
Why does this pony have four ears? Is this cannon or fan made?
#31 - kaimera (12/21/2015) [-]
Ok, that one is acceptable.
It actually fits the character.
#32 - anon (12/21/2015) [-]
>double cancer
>acceptable
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#40 - buddywuggle (12/21/2015) [-]
>MLP
>Still cancer and not just an commonly enjoyed thing like an anime at this point.
Honestly, this is getting boring.
#33 - kaimera (12/21/2015) [-]
>anon
>thinking I give a shit about your opinion
#34 - anon (12/21/2015) [-]
>kaimera
>Implying your opinions aren't worth less than any anon.
#37 - kaimera (12/21/2015) [-]
Oh, oh no. You wound me anon, you really do. Oh how will my ego ever recover from such an amazing comeback? Truly you are superior to me in every way.
I shall go out, and train myself to be as magnificent as you, oh mighty anon.
Though, I fear, I could never quite be as much of a bitch as you.
I could never hide so well behind a convenient shroud of anonymity.
I could never work up the courage to post stupid shit in such a way that I could never be held accountable.
Truely, you are the chosen one anon.
Truely, you are the faggotborn.
#46 - leifbunny (12/21/2015) [-]
#60 - kaimera (12/22/2015) [-]
I just felt like writing something sarcastic, it kinda got out of hand.
XD
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#19 - simonhatesfj (12/21/2015) [-]
i'm dead meat.... :/
#2 - but it crashed  [+] (1 new reply) 12/21/2015 on what a shocker 0
#1 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"** **simonhatesfj rolle…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/21/2015 on Steve Harvey +2
#2 - anon Comment deleted by simonhatesfj
#2 - they may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR F… 12/21/2015 on pew pew pew 0
#1 - **simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"** **simonhatesfj rolle…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/21/2015 on pew pew pew +1
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#2 - simonhatesfj (12/21/2015) [-]
they may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR FREEDOM!
#4 - holy **** 12/21/2015 on (untitled) +9

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#30 - lehberga (12/13/2015) [+] (5 replies)
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you's a gud man
#39 - eheheheh (12/20/2015) [-]
Eh Eh Eh Eh Eh
User avatar #38 - simonhatesfj ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]
**simonhatesfj used "*roll 1, 1-1000000*"**
**simonhatesfj rolls 0,303,977**
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#36 - simonhatesfj ONLINE (12/19/2015) [-]
Hory sheet
#28 - simonhatesfj ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
Holy **** what happened last night?
#29 to #28 - simonhatesfj ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
It's only getting worse.
I have work to do.
User avatar #24 - goodadventures (12/12/2015) [-]
could u pls thumb up my content instead
#25 to #24 - simonhatesfj ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
Thumb whore.
User avatar #26 to #25 - goodadventures (12/12/2015) [-]
says the guy who always rolls
#17 - simonhatesfj ONLINE (12/08/2015) [-]
Today is a good day.
#18 to #17 - simonhatesfj ONLINE (12/10/2015) [-]
Today I reached stalker status.
;_;
User avatar #1 - beastkenten ONLINE (12/06/2015) [-]
Hello! Welcome to FunnyJunk!
If you have any questions about the site and how things work, feel free to message me or any of the other moderators over at
/askamod/

& if you're a returning user just making a new account, just take this as a friendly welcome to your new identity.

Enjoy your stay!
User avatar #2 to #1 - simonhatesfj ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
Whoa, an automatic message!
Hai!
User avatar #9 to #2 - beastkenten ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
i did this manually :p
User avatar #13 to #12 - beastkenten ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
oh no i killed anime lady
#14 to #13 - simonhatesfj ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
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**simonhatesfj rolled image**
She just wanted coffee. ;_;
Man, if I could thumb all your comments, i would.
User avatar #15 to #14 - beastkenten ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
WHOA
so close
you said coffee and rolled tea
close enough!

+1 imaginary thumb
#16 to #15 - simonhatesfj ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
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**simonhatesfj rolled image**
thank you sir
just a day in the life of a roller

+2 imaginary thumbs
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