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|#3 - Maybe true, but they still have to pay to study there. … [+] (1 new reply)||10/16/2013 on Norway||0|
|#9 - A survey a couple months back showed an increase in illegal do…||10/12/2013 on Meanwhile in NYC||+23|
|#11 - https:// At least someone are trying to help||10/07/2013 on Did you know.||0|
|#14 - Norwegian here, so might have gotten it sligthly wrong. But to… [+] (6 new replies)||10/01/2013 on Itz Habbening||+1|
#15 - marcury (10/01/2013) [-]
Texan here, yes that is about it. The main task congress has is to pass a budget for our country. This year the republicans (who live in the House) decided that they would add to the budget a measure destroying Affordable healthcare Act. The democrats (who live in the senate) in the past, when the Repubs have done sleazy things like this, have said 'okay' and gone along with whatever it was that was wanted by the Repubs. This year however the Dems found some balls and said "fine shut the government down, you guys are being poopy-heads and we don't want to play with you"... and so the government shut down and there is no funding for all unnecessary expenses... but there is funding for the important stuff like police, the army, mail, and oh yes congress still gets paid too.
#17 - malific (10/01/2013) [-]
Actually... the last funding bill to hit the senate from the house of representatives was a very simple one. All the "shut down" stuff would get funded, but congress would be stripped of their subsidies in the Affordable Care Act. This bill was voted on the by the Senate last night, this is not the "defunding of obamacare" bill that was voted on fri/sat.
The removal of those subsidies means that congress would receive the same healthcare via ObamaCare as every other American.
Every single democrat in the Senate voted No. So the government shut down because the Dems don't want Obamacare for themselves.
So if they don't want it for themselves... why do they want it for us?
Also the Dems do this "sleazy" stuff just as much as the repubs do. Hell for the entire session of 2009-2011 when dems controlled both the house and senate.. they didn't pass a SINGLE budget... so what's the big deal about it now?
#44 - marcury (10/02/2013) [-]
I did not know this. I am also not at all surprised.
I don't mean to make it sound like either side is less sleazy. They are full of crap, and I wish that people of this country would wake up to the smell of bullshit so we could work to change it. Unfortunately human nature will not let it happen.
#23 - anonymous poster (10/01/2013) [-]
They want all of us to have ObamaCare because according to Congress, every non-Congressman is a big doo-doo head who will just fuck the country over if we act like decent human beings and give a person timely healthcare.
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|#159 - As a feminist..||09/13/2013 on Whoes line Comp||+1|
|#80 - Anyone thought that this isn't random, as in, Dante making the…||09/10/2013 on we're all in hell||0|
|#24 - Worked with politics trying to make my country, and in turn th…||08/21/2013 on turning a over a new leaf||+1|
|#23 - Those actually look like the free condoms that are hannded out… [+] (1 new reply)||08/17/2013 on Forever alone Norwegian||0|
|#2 - Camp climax where the girls apparently learn how to ride.||08/15/2013 on camp climax||+1|
|#25 - I'm sure you'll find some use for this some day||08/15/2013 on Guys, I need some new...||0|
|#51 - Would just like to point out that this browser helps you …||08/15/2013 on Good Fucking Luck||+3|
|#20 - From what I could see by going to the webpage that made this v…||08/14/2013 on Meanwhile in Germany||-1|
|#6 - I think I see what you mean.. and I agree. All people who look… [+] (2 new replies)||08/14/2013 on Meanwhile in Germany||+5|
#11 - anonymous poster (08/14/2013) [-]
The point was that in the Video you don't see any Norwegians, and also they wave their own flag instead.
#20 - simmen (08/14/2013) [-]
From what I could see by going to the webpage that made this video, it seems like news from another country, here trying to show their countrymen in Norway on Norway's national day; so not really a reresentative selection. And I really hope you don't suggest banning people from using other countries' flags on our national day?
|#14 - Dammit I'm mad Now turning it without fixing the spaces …||08/06/2013 on Demetri effing Martin||0|
|#11 - Fitte in Norwegian, Fitta in Sweedish, so I guess it would be … [+] (4 new replies)||08/05/2013 on Those dirty asians||+7|
#49 - danzeebass (08/05/2013) [-]
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#34 - anonymous poster (08/05/2013) [-]
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|#198 - Must it be youtube, or can you do silverlight as well? [+] (2 new replies)||08/04/2013 on Gif Requests||0|
#283 - simmen (08/04/2013) [-]
|#36 - Ok, "short" backstory.. The girl you see is Rose… [+] (2 new replies)||07/22/2013 on Try clicking the picture||+1|
|#33 - Doctor who.. All I can say without spoiling things [+] (5 new replies)||07/22/2013 on Try clicking the picture||0|
#36 - simmen (07/22/2013) [-]
Ok, "short" backstory..
The girl you see is Rose, she used to travel with the Doctor (the guy) trough time and space in a blue police box.
After 3 seasons (f I'm not wrong) they end up in an alternative universe, where in the end, she is trapped in that universe.
Later, (a season or two) other creatures from that universe started breaking trough to the "normal" universe where the Doctor is. Rose manages to follow them to help the Doctor. In the end, they ange to suck back all the creatures that had escaped trough a portal, but rose also gets sucked trough right before they manage to close it. Leaving them both leaning against each side of a wall, but in different universes.
(more or less)
Video of right after they closed the portal
|#22 - Not sure if it's this bad.. but when in Barcelona last week, a… [+] (3 new replies)||07/10/2013 on England||+16|
#360 - snowshark (07/10/2013) [-]
Then she was a fucking idiot for thinking that because they're a latino country they have the same customs and the 1,800 mile gap of inhospitable salt-water separating their vastly different customs plays no part in the health of the economy.
You can expect to be able to use USD in Mexico because of its relations to the US but Spain and Portugal are in the Eurozone... she clearly didn't do her homework.
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|#20 - ^- can anyone translate this into letters?||06/22/2013 on When you hear it...||0|