Better than Obama.

That sure is a shocking combination.

2016

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Electrape

elect rape

elect rape for president in 2016!

oooh that's really good

and now I've gone and killed the joke

I see what u did thur.

its a Grabboid man

A graboid from the tremors films. A worm like creature that's huge and senses ground vibrations are grabs you. More of a series of B-Movies really but a good laugh.

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i don't know

So when the toast popped out of me i had no idea what to do...

Well I don't have that, but on youtube there is a pretty epic teem up with Rorschac.

/watch?v=G39GgvCjTZs

"So the concrete guy tried to break my neck... And then I sledgehammered him. I think he's dead now. Why didn't you guys ever try that before?"

"I talked to the giant lizard. I see a lot of himself in me. He wanted to see me inside himself. I'm not a fan of digestion."

"Spoke with God. He's cool, I guess."

"Met another one of your regenerating psychos. Able. We really hit it off!"

"Look! I'm the whole room! The room keeps trying to eat me and turn me into furniture, and I keep coming back! I AM THE ROOM. FEAR MY ROOMINESS!"

"So, I think I tired out The Foot of the Bed. It keeps trying to take my foot, and the foot keeps growing back. It threw a little tantrum and took my leg. Then I shot the bed. It stopped now."

I'm gonna piss my pants.

Which one got ya the most? And thank you. I am taking that gif as well...

I shit you not. I looked like a retarded seal clapping and laughing so hard at " It threw a little tantrum and took my leg. Then I shot the bed. It stopped now." You sir are why I come here.

Thanks! I'm Presentdent! Only ever submitted once, but I comment whenever I feel the funny in the air!

"So, about that guy who can see through the eyes of people around him...
I think I broke him".

"I tried those cure-all pills. They didn't work on me, so I threw them out".

"You know those sentient LEGOs you have? What do you think'll happen if you melt them?"

"So I cut off my pinkie and threw it in that 'machine' that makes stuff from... other stuff. I'd like you meet Deadpool 2. And Deadpool3. And Deadpool 4. And Deadpool 5-- Dammit Deadpool 458! Get off that Chandelier! We do not have Clone Insurance (surprisingly)."

"I went to that place where you learn stuff. Summers beware! I now know the exact location of every super heroine/villian's g-spot. And Jean Grey's first on the list!" (So she's dead, so what)

Oooh oooh! I totall forgot the coffee machine!

"It started really innocently, man... Like... I asked for juice. Got juice. I asked for Coca-Cola. Got Coca-Cola. I asked for heroine. Got heroine. I asked for Wolverine and now the place is flooded with... I dunno--"
"It's flooded with the constantly regenerating tissue of the X-Man, Wolverine."
"Yeah, that."

What about Deadpool and SCP-230?

"So, I met this guy... And he's really cool right? Makes me feel like a million bucks, researcher-man, I tell ya! And then you told me it's because not only does he secrete drugs... he IS drugs... So I ground him up and smoked him!"

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Hmm I can't remember the number but there is a SCP that's basicly the deal with the devil, two chairs and a desk and aparantly always pen and paper in the desk and some spirit or something then offers you a deal..

Do you remember which one it is?

Keep 'em comin'!

SCP-738

However, I feel that Deadpool, given the ability to seriously get anything he wants, would choose to be cured. He is insane, yes, but his psychosis does not spread to him enjoying his sickness. On some level, Deadpool wishes to either die or be cured, even if its buried deep under miles of insanity.

I think either Deadpool wouldn't see anything as there's nothing he truly wants... or...

Test 8: Subject D------L sits in SCP-738-2.
Result: Subject D------L reports seeing himself in chair. Entity had taken the form of the subject. After exhaustive discussion on [DATA EXPUNGED] and [DATA EXPUNGED], Subject D------L left the room with an RPG-7, an Oscar Award for Best Set Design, a Ping Pong Paddle, and an Adamantine "Claw." Subject D------L said "W-------e can suck it!" before leaving. In his possession was also a red leather envelope, smelling of sulphur. Enclosed was a letter that said, "Never bring him back again. NEVER."

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