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#237 - He may have been referring to the Pokemon games 01/04/2013 on Sale wars +2
#336 - Excuse me ? 12/22/2012 on What do you think? +4
#260 - Well it's a simple joke so get over it. 12/20/2012 on foolish whore! only ezio... +1
#250 - Because that would be a long ass title  [+] (20 new replies) 12/20/2012 on foolish whore! only ezio... +5
#259 - megustan (12/20/2012) [-]
User avatar #269 - skyrimturtles (12/20/2012) [-]
MEGAS XLR
this show made me grow a beard when i was 10
User avatar #255 - TardytheTurtle (12/20/2012) [-]
my thing is that when people talk about assassin's creed, they really only are talking about ezio
that's what pisses me off
#263 - gcaboose (12/20/2012) [-]
But Ezio is the best part of the series
User avatar #289 - TardytheTurtle (12/21/2012) [-]
so you're saying nothing but the best part of something matters, not the supporting cast that makes it what it is, I personally liked his older brother the most from what little we saw of him
User avatar #290 - gcaboose (12/21/2012) [-]
That is exactly what i'm saying and i kind of wished to see an alternate universe where his brother wasn't... you know
User avatar #291 - TardytheTurtle (12/21/2012) [-]
that may actually take away some of the luster from me though, one of the biggest reasons I love the series so much is that it's historically accurate relatively speaking
#292 - gcaboose (12/21/2012) [-]
It is amazing but you know what is more amazing? Trying to read the epic poem of Camões and understanding it in 1 reading.


sorry i just got really bored and i am proud of myself for reading a big book

little note i din't call it "epic" because i think it is epic, the name of that type of poem is actually "Epic Poem" The more you know.
User avatar #293 - TardytheTurtle (12/21/2012) [-]
I'm sorry when I looked it up and his picture came up, all I could think about is what the hell happened to his eye
User avatar #294 - gcaboose (12/21/2012) [-]
He lost it in the war. Seriusly that guy let the love of his life die to save that book, but got his eye taken out by a guy running towards him with a knife.
User avatar #295 - TardytheTurtle (12/21/2012) [-]
sounds like he's got his priorities straight
User avatar #296 - gcaboose (12/21/2012) [-]
He also died of hunger because he blew all his money on partys and whores


WHAT A WONDERFUL MAN HE WAS
User avatar #297 - TardytheTurtle (12/21/2012) [-]
that's exactly what Ezio and his brother blew their money on at the begginning of the game too, I just fell in love with this man, but question, how did he starve, was there no food at the parties or did he eat all the leftovers and couldn't afford any more food
User avatar #298 - gcaboose (12/21/2012) [-]
he partied but after the partys he had no more money and a crappy job, the cool thing is one of his friends paid for his funeral which was nice
User avatar #299 - TardytheTurtle (12/21/2012) [-]
I don't care about what happens to my body after I die, I'll be dead
User avatar #300 - gcaboose (12/21/2012) [-]
yeah but i would feel kinda violated if a hobo would just eat my body away
User avatar #301 - TardytheTurtle (12/21/2012) [-]
I wouldn't even know so why should I care
User avatar #302 - gcaboose (12/21/2012) [-]
it's just an opinion, i would prefer to be grounded than to be on the street ded
User avatar #303 - TardytheTurtle (12/21/2012) [-]
I wouldn't give two flying fucks about myself after death, funerals and such are only for the living
#260 - silverhyozanryu (12/20/2012) [-]
Well it's a simple joke so get over it.
#115 - Picture 12/14/2012 on Get it now? +1
#75 - Most of the enemies had a ridiculous amount of health that mad…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/09/2012 on assassin's creed in a nutshell 0
#78 - crosskill (12/09/2012) [-]
2 enemies had more health than the rest of them. The ones that did were the Janissaries and the Almogavars.
Yeah, the Janissaries were harder to kill which made fighting harder, but still tolerable. With the Janissaries around, you would take a more stealthy approach towards the game. The almogavars were just as easy as regular guards, except that they wouldn't die with just 1 crossbow/bullet shot.
My point being, that the combat system wasn't as fucked up as you think, it just got a bit harder, because, and let's face it, killing in Brotherhood was way too easy.
It kind of felt like stealth wasn't a part of AC3. But hey, if stealth isn't a part of the game, I should be able to just charge battlefields and shit, right? Nope. The one battlefield in the game, was shit. I was promised something completely different in the trailer to the game, where Connor runs head on into the battlefield and takes on several guards. But no. Instead what I got was: "Run from one hiding spot to another".
Connor wasn't stealhy, Connor wasn't even that brutal. Connor was just a boy who lost his objective as an Assassin, AND as a Native American. He just ran around collecting fucking Peg Leg trinkets, being a dick towards the people who were trying to help him.
#18 - I'm already proud to be Scottish but I was so happy to see the… 12/09/2012 on Scotland +13
#70 - Atleast the gameplay was good, Revelations had a terrible comb…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/09/2012 on assassin's creed in a nutshell +2
#74 - crosskill (12/09/2012) [-]
Yeah - No.
It seems that Ubisoft decided that roofs would not be useful in this game. And for that reason, they placed 4 guards on every second roof, thereby making it impossible to stealth on roofs. If you tried, you would get spotted in 1.5 seconds, because guards are overly aggressive in this game Also treeclimbing was bugged as fuck, the combat system is even dumber than ever, and what the hell is up with the crafting? You can't buy anything grand or huge when you accumulate a large sum of money.

The thing AC3 got right though, was the Naval Warfare. MY GOD, that was epic. Too bad, there weren't that many sea missions.
And in rebuttal to your comment about Revelations: At least the story was very compelling, bringing closure to fans about the life of Altaïr. And I'm not really sure what you are saying anyways: "...Revelations had a terrible combat system that forced you shoot have the enemies to kill them".
Care to reformulate that sentence for me, please?
#75 - silverhyozanryu (12/09/2012) [-]
Most of the enemies had a ridiculous amount of health that made it awkward to kill them. In Brotherhood the system was very refined and countering enemies gave you the win however in Revelations most enemies would counter a counter and it was pointless to fight them normally. Along with that I didn't see the point of the hook blade or character development of the Assassin recruits since the hook blade was a cheap way to survive a fall and the Assassins could still die anyway. I agree with you on the story aspects but I didn't feel very involved in the story even though I wanted to be. Also this isn't very important but I hate the armours you can buy for Ezio and your Assassins to upgrade their and your own health since it makes them look like juggernauts that shouldn't be Assassins.
#78 - crosskill (12/09/2012) [-]
2 enemies had more health than the rest of them. The ones that did were the Janissaries and the Almogavars.
Yeah, the Janissaries were harder to kill which made fighting harder, but still tolerable. With the Janissaries around, you would take a more stealthy approach towards the game. The almogavars were just as easy as regular guards, except that they wouldn't die with just 1 crossbow/bullet shot.
My point being, that the combat system wasn't as fucked up as you think, it just got a bit harder, because, and let's face it, killing in Brotherhood was way too easy.
It kind of felt like stealth wasn't a part of AC3. But hey, if stealth isn't a part of the game, I should be able to just charge battlefields and shit, right? Nope. The one battlefield in the game, was shit. I was promised something completely different in the trailer to the game, where Connor runs head on into the battlefield and takes on several guards. But no. Instead what I got was: "Run from one hiding spot to another".
Connor wasn't stealhy, Connor wasn't even that brutal. Connor was just a boy who lost his objective as an Assassin, AND as a Native American. He just ran around collecting fucking Peg Leg trinkets, being a dick towards the people who were trying to help him.
#133 - Why is everyone taking this post so seriously ? It's just a jo… 12/09/2012 on Title 0
#95 - Picture 12/06/2012 on OCD +7
#74 - Well he put it out of its misery, it was probably lonely as … 12/06/2012 on Driving skills level: 9000 +5
#93 - Picture 11/20/2012 on Oh god why? +36
#131 - Picture 11/03/2012 on Surprise! +5
#205 - Have fun getting no where in life bro.  [+] (21 new replies) 10/30/2012 on Time to go +4
User avatar #207 - zameckis (10/30/2012) [-]
yeah, because not capitalizing word mean no success in life
not at all
#221 - xxkelevraxx (10/30/2012) [-]
>You type up resume for a job.
>Nothing is capitalized, at all.
>Employer sees this.
>Ihinks it's written by a 10 year old.
> He laughs, and tosses your application and resume in the garbage.
>This happens a lot.
>You never get called or any interview for a job by anyone.
>You're a broke, jobless loser who trolls the internet.
>Family loses all respect for you and you soon do too.
>You're soon found naked, dead, hanging from your doorknob from a failed self erotic asphyxiation attempt
>Don't end up dead from a failled self erotic asphyxiation attempt and learn to use correct grammar
User avatar #225 - zameckis (10/30/2012) [-]
>implying i do this too at daily basis

works is works, internet is internet
can't see why i should bother to use proper spelling nor grammar at a place like this, that intended to be a place for having fun
User avatar #244 - xxkelevraxx (10/30/2012) [-]
"because not capitalizing word mean no success in life" It says life, meaning every aspect of life. Unless your life is nothing but the internet then me implying what I did was 100% correct. Life, to me, means job, family, living OUTSIDE the internet. the internet is a past time, not life.
User avatar #246 - zameckis (10/30/2012) [-]
and guess what you just done?
judging someone life over internet

hypocrite
User avatar #253 - xxkelevraxx (10/30/2012) [-]
I'm enjoying my time before I go to work. Besides, since when did I become a hypocrite? You said I implied some things so I proved that I only took what you said in correct context and offered a reason why you could possibly mean it in another way than the way it was presented. I didn't judge your life, just breaking down the information you supplied and offered a reasonable scenario. that being said, I need to get dressed for work. have to be there soon. Later!
User avatar #255 - zameckis (10/30/2012) [-]
and now running away from argument
yeah yeah
User avatar #256 - xxkelevraxx (10/30/2012) [-]
Sorry, I have more important responsibilities then and argument on the internet. Not running away, just prioritizing what is truly important in my life.
User avatar #257 - zameckis (10/30/2012) [-]
it's cool, i totally believe everything on internet
User avatar #265 - xxkelevraxx (10/30/2012) [-]
It's cool that you don't accept that the person you're arguing with has a job.
User avatar #268 - zameckis (10/30/2012) [-]
i don't say i don't accept that you have job
nor i say that i don't put my trust upon you

all i just say is, i completely believe in you
perhaps, something on your mind maybe?
User avatar #212 - anonemus (10/30/2012) [-]
Now you're getting it.
User avatar #217 - zameckis (10/30/2012) [-]
please enlighten me
User avatar #224 - anonemus (10/30/2012) [-]
Industrialized society will expect the highest of it's people, and basic grammar is one of the first steps towards a better life. It may not seem like much, but it makes a giant impact on your life. If you were to not follow the laws of written language, society will constantly hammer in the fact that you need to learn it. Society will stop you from ascending in life.
Or you could just go deal drugs or some shit. Your life, dude.
User avatar #229 - zameckis (10/30/2012) [-]
valid point, but have you considered that this place is just a mere funny site?
not somekind of job vacancy?
i fail to see why i should use proper spelling
if society at internet think i'm 12 y'old because of my grammar/spelling
that's cool, we are here just for fun anyway
User avatar #233 - anonemus (10/30/2012) [-]
You could have enlightened us to the fact that you only do this on the internet.
Now, before you go all "it was implied" on me, let me tell you this.
Never underestimate others over the internet. There are people that are just that stupid as to not capitalize anything ever. You'll have to excuse me for thinking you were one of them.
User avatar #237 - zameckis (10/30/2012) [-]
you have my excuse, in fact, i already stated it at my previous comment

you seems pretty fair gentlemen i must say,
for not shoving up grammar and spelling things to me.

you earn my respect
User avatar #241 - anonemus (10/30/2012) [-]
It's easier to take the high road on arguments. It gets the argument done faster, everybody's happy, and we can all go back to laughing at things faster.
#243 - zameckis (10/30/2012) [-]
indeed, i quite enjoy this conversation

have some kfc as a token of my gratitude
User avatar #245 - anonemus (10/30/2012) [-]
I would post a picture, but I just got a new computer. I'll switch my pics from my old one as soon as I get back home, but for now I can only give you my words.

User avatar #249 - zameckis (10/30/2012) [-]
i will keep my eyes on you
#78 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 10/24/2012 on mass effect +3
#86 - Nignigs (10/24/2012) [-]
Garrus Vakarian was suppose to lead the suicide mission, but "Flawless Victory" didn't have the same ring to it.

Morinth once had a mind-meld with Garrus Vakarian. She complained he never called her back.

Little kids wear batman underpants. Batman wears Garrus Vakarian underpants.

They named the bridge he held on Omega after Garrus once he left. They had to rename it later unfortunately, because no one crosses Garrus Vakarian and lives.

Garrus Vakarian destroyed the periodic table, because Garrus Vakarian only recognizes the element of surprise.

Garrus Vakarian's eyepiece doesn't really do anything; he just covers one of them out of fairness to everyone else.

Garrus chose to get hit by that gunship. He was tired of looking so damn good.

Garrus Vakarian didn't join the Spectres because you can't break all the rules if your job doesn't have any.

After much debate, the Council decided to unleash the genophage on the Krogan rather than the alternative of sending Garrus Vakarian. It was deemed more
User avatar #94 - holycrapimacupcake (10/24/2012) [-]
You clever bastard. I read all that in a Garrus voice.
#76 - Picture 10/24/2012 on mass effect 0
#410 - The way I see it if you can't take any sort of hurtful comment…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/20/2012 on One last Amanda Todd post. +4
User avatar #413 - bramy (10/20/2012) [-]
This guys is a fucking genius!
#141 - Anyone else get reminded of this scene ? 10/17/2012 on wat +4
#72 - Picture 09/30/2012 on Batman and Robin +17
#71 - Picture 09/30/2012 on Batman and Robin +10
#254 - England call them fags aswell -_-  [+] (1 new reply) 09/29/2012 on Language +11
#266 - anonymous (09/29/2012) [-]
Good cheap blow
#411 - That feel when no one gives a **** and money is m… 09/25/2012 on now i can rest in peace +3
#80 - Gotta love Nova X3 09/21/2012 on Hipster Fuzzy Lumpkins +5
#210 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 09/20/2012 on BIG +14
User avatar #250 - hentaiacc (09/20/2012) [-]
can you tell me the name of this movie i have forgoten it
User avatar #254 - dolphinjew (09/20/2012) [-]
Forrest Gump
#252 - anonymous (09/20/2012) [-]
Forest Gump
#521 - Maybe in England but they can be cool in Scotland 09/07/2012 on Heaven and Hell +4
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User avatar #1 - Sandisky (05/21/2012) [-]
Have a nice day
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