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this show made me grow a beard when i was 10

my thing is that when people talk about assassin's creed, they really only are talking about ezio
that's what pisses me off

But Ezio is the best part of the series

so you're saying nothing but the best part of something matters, not the supporting cast that makes it what it is, I personally liked his older brother the most from what little we saw of him

That is exactly what i'm saying and i kind of wished to see an alternate universe where his brother wasn't... you know

that may actually take away some of the luster from me though, one of the biggest reasons I love the series so much is that it's historically accurate relatively speaking

It is amazing but you know what is more amazing? Trying to read the epic poem of Camões and understanding it in 1 reading.


sorry i just got really bored and i am proud of myself for reading a big book

little note i din't call it "epic" because i think it is epic, the name of that type of poem is actually "Epic Poem" The more you know.

I'm sorry when I looked it up and his picture came up, all I could think about is what the hell happened to his eye

He lost it in the war. Seriusly that guy let the love of his life die to save that book, but got his eye taken out by a guy running towards him with a knife.

sounds like he's got his priorities straight

He also died of hunger because he blew all his money on partys and whores


WHAT A WONDERFUL MAN HE WAS

that's exactly what Ezio and his brother blew their money on at the begginning of the game too, I just fell in love with this man, but question, how did he starve, was there no food at the parties or did he eat all the leftovers and couldn't afford any more food

he partied but after the partys he had no more money and a crappy job, the cool thing is one of his friends paid for his funeral which was nice

I don't care about what happens to my body after I die, I'll be dead

yeah but i would feel kinda violated if a hobo would just eat my body away

I wouldn't even know so why should I care

it's just an opinion, i would prefer to be grounded than to be on the street ded

I wouldn't give two flying fucks about myself after death, funerals and such are only for the living

Well it's a simple joke so get over it.

2 enemies had more health than the rest of them. The ones that did were the Janissaries and the Almogavars.
Yeah, the Janissaries were harder to kill which made fighting harder, but still tolerable. With the Janissaries around, you would take a more stealthy approach towards the game. The almogavars were just as easy as regular guards, except that they wouldn't die with just 1 crossbow/bullet shot.
My point being, that the combat system wasn't as fucked up as you think, it just got a bit harder, because, and let's face it, killing in Brotherhood was way too easy.
It kind of felt like stealth wasn't a part of AC3. But hey, if stealth isn't a part of the game, I should be able to just charge battlefields and shit, right? Nope. The one battlefield in the game, was shit. I was promised something completely different in the trailer to the game, where Connor runs head on into the battlefield and takes on several guards. But no. Instead what I got was: "Run from one hiding spot to another".
Connor wasn't stealhy, Connor wasn't even that brutal. Connor was just a boy who lost his objective as an Assassin, AND as a Native American. He just ran around collecting fucking Peg Leg trinkets, being a dick towards the people who were trying to help him.

Yeah - No.
It seems that Ubisoft decided that roofs would not be useful in this game. And for that reason, they placed 4 guards on every second roof, thereby making it impossible to stealth on roofs. If you tried, you would get spotted in 1.5 seconds, because guards are overly aggressive in this game Also treeclimbing was bugged as fuck, the combat system is even dumber than ever, and what the hell is up with the crafting? You can't buy anything grand or huge when you accumulate a large sum of money.

The thing AC3 got right though, was the Naval Warfare. MY GOD, that was epic. Too bad, there weren't that many sea missions.
And in rebuttal to your comment about Revelations: At least the story was very compelling, bringing closure to fans about the life of Altaïr. And I'm not really sure what you are saying anyways: "...Revelations had a terrible combat system that forced you shoot have the enemies to kill them".
Care to reformulate that sentence for me, please?

Most of the enemies had a ridiculous amount of health that made it awkward to kill them. In Brotherhood the system was very refined and countering enemies gave you the win however in Revelations most enemies would counter a counter and it was pointless to fight them normally. Along with that I didn't see the point of the hook blade or character development of the Assassin recruits since the hook blade was a cheap way to survive a fall and the Assassins could still die anyway. I agree with you on the story aspects but I didn't feel very involved in the story even though I wanted to be. Also this isn't very important but I hate the armours you can buy for Ezio and your Assassins to upgrade their and your own health since it makes them look like juggernauts that shouldn't be Assassins.

2 enemies had more health than the rest of them. The ones that did were the Janissaries and the Almogavars.
Yeah, the Janissaries were harder to kill which made fighting harder, but still tolerable. With the Janissaries around, you would take a more stealthy approach towards the game. The almogavars were just as easy as regular guards, except that they wouldn't die with just 1 crossbow/bullet shot.
My point being, that the combat system wasn't as fucked up as you think, it just got a bit harder, because, and let's face it, killing in Brotherhood was way too easy.
It kind of felt like stealth wasn't a part of AC3. But hey, if stealth isn't a part of the game, I should be able to just charge battlefields and shit, right? Nope. The one battlefield in the game, was shit. I was promised something completely different in the trailer to the game, where Connor runs head on into the battlefield and takes on several guards. But no. Instead what I got was: "Run from one hiding spot to another".
Connor wasn't stealhy, Connor wasn't even that brutal. Connor was just a boy who lost his objective as an Assassin, AND as a Native American. He just ran around collecting fucking Peg Leg trinkets, being a dick towards the people who were trying to help him.

yeah, because not capitalizing word mean no success in life
not at all

>You type up resume for a job.
>Nothing is capitalized, at all.
>Employer sees this.
>Ihinks it's written by a 10 year old.
> He laughs, and tosses your application and resume in the garbage.
>This happens a lot.
>You never get called or any interview for a job by anyone.
>You're a broke, jobless loser who trolls the internet.
>Family loses all respect for you and you soon do too.
>You're soon found naked, dead, hanging from your doorknob from a failed self erotic asphyxiation attempt
>Don't end up dead from a failled self erotic asphyxiation attempt and learn to use correct grammar

>implying i do this too at daily basis

works is works, internet is internet
can't see why i should bother to use proper spelling nor grammar at a place like this, that intended to be a place for having fun

"because not capitalizing word mean no success in life" It says life, meaning every aspect of life. Unless your life is nothing but the internet then me implying what I did was 100% correct. Life, to me, means job, family, living OUTSIDE the internet. the internet is a past time, not life.

and guess what you just done?
judging someone life over internet

hypocrite

I'm enjoying my time before I go to work. Besides, since when did I become a hypocrite? You said I implied some things so I proved that I only took what you said in correct context and offered a reason why you could possibly mean it in another way than the way it was presented. I didn't judge your life, just breaking down the information you supplied and offered a reasonable scenario. that being said, I need to get dressed for work. have to be there soon. Later!

and now running away from argument
yeah yeah

Sorry, I have more important responsibilities then and argument on the internet. Not running away, just prioritizing what is truly important in my life.

it's cool, i totally believe everything on internet

It's cool that you don't accept that the person you're arguing with has a job.

i don't say i don't accept that you have job
nor i say that i don't put my trust upon you

all i just say is, i completely believe in you
perhaps, something on your mind maybe?

Now you're getting it.

please enlighten me

Industrialized society will expect the highest of it's people, and basic grammar is one of the first steps towards a better life. It may not seem like much, but it makes a giant impact on your life. If you were to not follow the laws of written language, society will constantly hammer in the fact that you need to learn it. Society will stop you from ascending in life.
Or you could just go deal drugs or some shit. Your life, dude.

valid point, but have you considered that this place is just a mere funny site?
not somekind of job vacancy?
i fail to see why i should use proper spelling
if society at internet think i'm 12 y'old because of my grammar/spelling
that's cool, we are here just for fun anyway

You could have enlightened us to the fact that you only do this on the internet.
Now, before you go all "it was implied" on me, let me tell you this.
Never underestimate others over the internet. There are people that are just that stupid as to not capitalize anything ever. You'll have to excuse me for thinking you were one of them.

you have my excuse, in fact, i already stated it at my previous comment

you seems pretty fair gentlemen i must say,
for not shoving up grammar and spelling things to me.

you earn my respect

It's easier to take the high road on arguments. It gets the argument done faster, everybody's happy, and we can all go back to laughing at things faster.

indeed, i quite enjoy this conversation

have some kfc as a token of my gratitude

I would post a picture, but I just got a new computer. I'll switch my pics from my old one as soon as I get back home, but for now I can only give you my words.

i will keep my eyes on you

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After much debate, the Council decided to unleash the genophage on the Krogan rather than the alternative of sending Garrus Vakarian. It was deemed more

You clever bastard. I read all that in a Garrus voice.

This guys is a fucking genius!

can you tell me the name of this movie i have forgoten it

Forrest Gump