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|#1 - I do that with my all my pimples because I have terrible acne … [+] (34 new replies)||10/21/2012 on Pimple||+55|
#5 - freenarative (10/21/2012) [-]
Had zits/spots as a kid. Don't any more. Spots are caused by 2 things; the skins oil and/or bacteria.
tip 1) your bedding collects your skins oil overnight. Spots just on face? put a clean towel over your pillow each night or just change the case each day. Spots elsewhere? do this and change all the bedding daily. It's a ball-ache but it works in a couple of weeks.
Tip 2) As mentioned before, spots are caused by oil and/or bacteria so, when bathing/showering etc use dish soap. It removes shit loads of the skins oil and if you use an antibac-dish soap it kills the bacteria too. CAUTION! This drys out the skin faster than the desert sun so you'll need to use a moisturizer or use this method day-on-two-off style.
Tip 3) (for the older people) Shave as little as possible or even better,,, use a clipper to create that 2-day stubble look. Why? Shaving causes ingrowing hair. This is the perfect way for bacteria to grow and HACKING out a hair is FUCKING PAINFULL! Trust me, I look like a bear,,, women love that shit. It's all about looking like a REAL man ;),,,,gay men like the look too but how I know this is a story for another day.
#86 - deltadeltadelta (10/21/2012) [-]
Acne is caused by hormones. The oil and bacteria is a product of it. Cleaning your pillow case every day isn't going to help.
Women can just take birth control pills to get rid of their acne. Men have to take antibiotics and topical cream.
I had mild acne when I was in highschool. Spent two years on antibiotics (tetracycline). It gave me flawless skin.
#163 - kaylakrusifix (10/21/2012) [-]
Listen here mother fucker.
I've been struggling with acne since i was 13 god damn years old. That's 6 fukken years now. I've tried EVERYTHING. I've taken birthcontrol (like 3 different types), I've used that ProActive shit (Which only makes your acne worse i might add), and I've used the prescription shit the doctors give you. None of those damn things worked.
You wanna know what did? Clean pillow case and Clinique acne solutions.
#221 - kaylakrusifix (10/21/2012) [-]
That sounds awful...
Try Clinique. Literally after 2 weeks I noticed a huge difference and then 5 weeks all together my face was clear and even. But the thing with acne is you have to keep on it otherwise it comes back.. and well for about a year I couldn't afford Clinique... so my acne came roaring back with a vengance. I'm almost 20 years old and I still suffer from severe acne. I just went out and bought clinique again and within the past few days I've noticed a decline in the number of blemishes.
#243 - anonexplains (10/24/2012) [-]
What exact clinique do you mean?
#245 - anonexplains (10/25/2012) [-]
Thank you I will try it! I've had acne since I was 13 too. Now I am 20 and I tried so much and waisted already alot of money. I've got Isotretinoin pills and they've helped me a lot but after I had to stop taking them (because the side-effects made me lose my hair), the goddamn acne came back really really fast. My died consist no treats, much animal fatty and I drink only water. Doesnt help at all I think but I dont know.. fukcing shit is everywhere
#231 - kaylakrusifix (10/21/2012) [-]
I doubt it's bad, Doctors notice that stuff a lot more than average people. They have to be more observant than most people. That and she probably is supposed to push that new medicine. When it comes to new products, doctors get paid a good bit of money every time they get someone to buy that new product.
#53 - anonexplains (10/21/2012) [-]
I do that but it doesnt help if you have a REAL serious acne.
I don't eat treats at all, I don't drink alcohol at all, I do sport everyday, I shower everyday with soap from my skin doctor, my cleaning routine is very very strict. Still terrible acne.
If you have real acne then Isotretinoin-Pills might help. I've got pills for 8 months, after that alot of the acne was gone. But I've lost alot of my hair (side-effect) and now the acne comes back because I don't take these hard pills anymore.
People have alot of prejudices against people like me, because you make it look so easy to get rid of acne. It's not like we live dirty and eat alot of junk-food. But your advice might be helpful for people who have some pimples but that is nothing to be that worried about.
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