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#1 - I do that with my all my pimples because I have terrible acne …  [+] (35 new replies) 10/21/2012 on Pimple +55
User avatar #170 - imyourdaddy (10/21/2012) [-]
Do it if you feel you must but popping pimples all the time can cause scarring and it does look bad
User avatar #157 - inetus (10/21/2012) [-]
I used to get bad acne and scars. I did accutane for 6 months. Cleaned me up and I don't break out anymore. Look into it.
User avatar #14 - grahamernazi (10/21/2012) [-]
As an addition: hormones added in foods like milk will cause acne. Rubbing a liberal amount of Neosporin/triple antibiotic ointment on your skin is absorbed into your pores to fight off infections, which acne more or less is.
#228 - ahmehleh (10/21/2012) [-]
I didn't eat any dairy for 5 months and it was so frustrating to find out it wasn't that which was causing my acne... I really missed cheese.
#18 - toxikxvenom (10/21/2012) [-]
are you serious? milkk? noooo. :(
User avatar #67 - itsmedturner (10/21/2012) [-]
Therefore, schools are trying to make us all look gross by serving milk. Scumbag school..
#20 - grahamernazi (10/21/2012) [-]
Yep! It's a sad mootherfucking world. Milk is my favorite drink and I was pissed for a while. If you were to get "organic" milk, then you could enjoy milk without the added hormones. The hormones they add is for the cow, which is transferred to it's milk.
User avatar #37 - essaressa (10/21/2012) [-]
I was getting nervous about drinking milk until this post. I'm lucky that we buy our milk fresh from a nearby farm. Downside is, it expires much too quickly.

themoreyouknow.jpg

thank you
#16 - EvilSquiggly (10/21/2012) [-]
I drink so much milk that it's crazy, guess I should stop now D:
#5 - freenarative (10/21/2012) [-]
Had zits/spots as a kid. Don't any more. Spots are caused by 2 things; the skins oil and/or bacteria.

tip 1) your bedding collects your skins oil overnight. Spots just on face? put a clean towel over your pillow each night or just change the case each day. Spots elsewhere? do this and change all the bedding daily. It's a ball-ache but it works in a couple of weeks.
Tip 2) As mentioned before, spots are caused by oil and/or bacteria so, when bathing/showering etc use dish soap. It removes shit loads of the skins oil and if you use an antibac-dish soap it kills the bacteria too. CAUTION! This drys out the skin faster than the desert sun so you'll need to use a moisturizer or use this method day-on-two-off style.
Tip 3) (for the older people) Shave as little as possible or even better,,, use a clipper to create that 2-day stubble look. Why? Shaving causes ingrowing hair. This is the perfect way for bacteria to grow and HACKING out a hair is FUCKING PAINFULL! Trust me, I look like a bear,,, women love that shit. It's all about looking like a REAL man ;),,,,gay men like the look too but how I know this is a story for another day.
#190 - jelatinman (10/21/2012) [-]
Or you use this.
All you have to do is use more than the recommended dosage. Your face will be burnt and red if you use too much though, so heed warning. Only use this after a shower. The more you use, the more it burns off. But, like I said, too much will basically burn a layer of skin off; I know, I did that for at least a week. But now my skin is much cleaner than the average teen's.
User avatar #110 - thefloppinater (10/21/2012) [-]
Would you wash your face in the shower with the dish soap? Cuz I have an acne wash that I use.
User avatar #101 - bulbakip (10/21/2012) [-]
Why not shower and wash face before getting in bed?
User avatar #86 - deltadeltadelta (10/21/2012) [-]
Acne is caused by hormones. The oil and bacteria is a product of it. Cleaning your pillow case every day isn't going to help.

Women can just take birth control pills to get rid of their acne. Men have to take antibiotics and topical cream.

I had mild acne when I was in highschool. Spent two years on antibiotics (tetracycline). It gave me flawless skin.
User avatar #163 - kaylakrusifix (10/21/2012) [-]
Listen here mother fucker.

I've been struggling with acne since i was 13 god damn years old. That's 6 fukken years now. I've tried EVERYTHING. I've taken birthcontrol (like 3 different types), I've used that ProActive shit (Which only makes your acne worse i might add), and I've used the prescription shit the doctors give you. None of those damn things worked.

You wanna know what did? Clean pillow case and Clinique acne solutions.

SUCK IT.
#208 - ahmehleh (10/21/2012) [-]
You know! Just been given this new stuff by my doctor... I have to roll it onto my face twice a day and it smells like vinegar :(
User avatar #221 - kaylakrusifix (10/21/2012) [-]
That sounds awful...

Try Clinique. Literally after 2 weeks I noticed a huge difference and then 5 weeks all together my face was clear and even. But the thing with acne is you have to keep on it otherwise it comes back.. and well for about a year I couldn't afford Clinique... so my acne came roaring back with a vengance. I'm almost 20 years old and I still suffer from severe acne. I just went out and bought clinique again and within the past few days I've noticed a decline in the number of blemishes.
#243 - N. Korean citizen (10/24/2012) [-]
What exact clinique do you mean?
User avatar #244 - kaylakrusifix (10/24/2012) [-]
Clinique Acne Solutions.

The 3 step program.
#245 - N. Korean citizen (10/25/2012) [-]
Thank you I will try it! I've had acne since I was 13 too. Now I am 20 and I tried so much and waisted already alot of money. I've got Isotretinoin pills and they've helped me a lot but after I had to stop taking them (because the side-effects made me lose my hair), the goddamn acne came back really really fast. My died consist no treats, much animal fatty and I drink only water. Doesnt help at all I think but I dont know.. fukcing shit is everywhere
User avatar #246 - kaylakrusifix (10/25/2012) [-]
Yeah I know how you feel.

But with Clinique I didn't have to change my eating habits and it worked like a charm.
#223 - ahmehleh (10/21/2012) [-]
Nice, yeah I'm 20 in 3 weeks and I went to my doctor on a completely unrelated matter and she was like "Have you tried this new stuff for your acne?"... I didn't think it was that bad any more :(
User avatar #231 - kaylakrusifix (10/21/2012) [-]
I doubt it's bad, Doctors notice that stuff a lot more than average people. They have to be more observant than most people. That and she probably is supposed to push that new medicine. When it comes to new products, doctors get paid a good bit of money every time they get someone to buy that new product.
#65 - olafskii (10/21/2012) [-]
thanks dude will try to see if it works
#53 - N. Korean citizen (10/21/2012) [-]
I do that but it doesnt help if you have a REAL serious acne.
I don't eat treats at all, I don't drink alcohol at all, I do sport everyday, I shower everyday with soap from my skin doctor, my cleaning routine is very very strict. Still terrible acne.
If you have real acne then Isotretinoin-Pills might help. I've got pills for 8 months, after that alot of the acne was gone. But I've lost alot of my hair (side-effect) and now the acne comes back because I don't take these hard pills anymore.

People have alot of prejudices against people like me, because you make it look so easy to get rid of acne. It's not like we live dirty and eat alot of junk-food. But your advice might be helpful for people who have some pimples but that is nothing to be that worried about.
User avatar #51 - Greengreda (10/21/2012) [-]
instead of using a towel you can also use an old tee shirt (that's clean of course)
User avatar #19 - jacobroan (10/21/2012) [-]
Thanks bro! I'm going to try all this out.
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User avatar #3 - inflamess (10/21/2012) [-]
Do I ever know that feel bro.
#6 - freenarative (10/21/2012) [-]
see post #5
User avatar #7 - inflamess (10/21/2012) [-]
Sorry, wasn't there when I posted
#8 - freenarative (10/21/2012) [-]
No, I know this. I just didn't know if you'd be notified of the post and I thought "if it can help a bro,,, let him know."

JUst sayin ^_^
User avatar #9 - inflamess (10/21/2012) [-]
Iamnotacleverman.jpg
#10 - freenarative (10/21/2012) [-]
Your picture didn't load properly.

just kidding ;)
User avatar #11 - inflamess (10/21/2012) [-]
haha
#6 - Maybe he just went at it a little too hard... 10/20/2012 on Necro Pigeon +3
#11 - lol it's a bank to put coins in. 10/20/2012 on The fuck is this?? +15
#27 - Defeating a Captcha for me is more than I could of asked for :…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/20/2012 on Cat Im A Kitty Cat! 0
User avatar #30 - happyyellow (10/28/2012) [-]
btw, i thumbet you up already
User avatar #29 - happyyellow (10/28/2012) [-]
hey, somebody went far to thumb us down, i thumb you up, you thumb me up and we're fine.
deal?
#28 - happyyellow (10/20/2012) [-]
KITTÖNS!
#25 - do you at least give a normal fuck? D:  [+] (5 new replies) 10/20/2012 on Cat Im A Kitty Cat! 0
User avatar #26 - happyyellow (10/20/2012) [-]
I fought against Captcha to thumb you up because some idiots will thumb you down, somewhen, so you could say I gave some kind of fuck.

Maybe an onld shrumpy one.
#27 - silentscreams (10/20/2012) [-]
Defeating a Captcha for me is more than I could of asked for :') Take this cute kitten as a token of my grattitude :D
User avatar #30 - happyyellow (10/28/2012) [-]
btw, i thumbet you up already
User avatar #29 - happyyellow (10/28/2012) [-]
hey, somebody went far to thumb us down, i thumb you up, you thumb me up and we're fine.
deal?
#28 - happyyellow (10/20/2012) [-]
KITTÖNS!
#74 - Thank you, here's a cute kitty :D  [+] (1 new reply) 10/20/2012 on Alternative Art Part 7 +2
User avatar #75 - StewieGriffiin (10/20/2012) [-]
:D
#71 - Could I get the Johnny Bravo one? :3 Nice compilation by t…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/20/2012 on Alternative Art Part 7 0
#72 - StewieGriffiin (10/20/2012) [-]
Thank you.
#74 - silentscreams (10/20/2012) [-]
Thank you, here's a cute kitty :D
User avatar #75 - StewieGriffiin (10/20/2012) [-]
:D
#11 - Oh my god, I can't even handle the feels. I've been going thro… 10/20/2012 on TGIF 0
#21 - Omg that song was so catchy, it would always get stuck in my head D:  [+] (7 new replies) 10/20/2012 on Cat Im A Kitty Cat! 0
User avatar #24 - happyyellow (10/20/2012) [-]
Omg thats really nice, but I actually don't give a dragon winged fuck D:
User avatar #25 - silentscreams (10/20/2012) [-]
do you at least give a normal fuck? D:
User avatar #26 - happyyellow (10/20/2012) [-]
I fought against Captcha to thumb you up because some idiots will thumb you down, somewhen, so you could say I gave some kind of fuck.

Maybe an onld shrumpy one.
#27 - silentscreams (10/20/2012) [-]
Defeating a Captcha for me is more than I could of asked for :') Take this cute kitten as a token of my grattitude :D
User avatar #30 - happyyellow (10/28/2012) [-]
btw, i thumbet you up already
User avatar #29 - happyyellow (10/28/2012) [-]
hey, somebody went far to thumb us down, i thumb you up, you thumb me up and we're fine.
deal?
#28 - happyyellow (10/20/2012) [-]
KITTÖNS!
#2 - Picture 10/20/2012 on wut +2
#101 - lol it's face would probably be the response to your statement 10/20/2012 on HFW Teats 0
#103 - TAKE IT ALL YOU FILTHY WHORE. 10/19/2012 on 97 Life Hacks to make your... +38
#28 - **silentscreams rolls 2** motherfucking 4. 10/15/2012 on /b/ 0
#27 - **silentscreams rolls 3** motherfucking 4? 10/15/2012 on /b/ 0
#11 - I can't even, there are serioiusly people who will fucking use…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/15/2012 on The Gull Goes Ham!!! +1
#19 - galkawhm (10/15/2012) [-]
dis babby gon di.

1 lik = 1 prar
User avatar #13 - sanshiiuum (10/15/2012) [-]
Welcome to the club.There are cookies and coffee over there. ( : : ) _/
#12 - **silentscreams rolled a random image posted in comment #657… 10/15/2012 on legendary bear 0
#11 - *roll image* 10/15/2012 on legendary bear 0
#29 - HERE, DUN BE SAD, HAVE A CAT GIF :D 10/15/2012 on Title +1
#8 - Make his fur yellow, Bark Simpson.  [+] (4 new replies) 10/15/2012 on Bark Kent +8
User avatar #9 - OldSnake (10/15/2012) [-]
Make him the voice of the Joker, and it's Bark Hamill.
User avatar #20 - theproxy (10/16/2012) [-]
Give him spider powers and its Peter Barker
User avatar #12 - Poor (10/15/2012) [-]
Burn him and give him a red/black suit and he is Dead Drool.
#16 - N. Korean citizen (10/15/2012) [-]
SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT.
#35 - True, true... maybe we should test it out. 10/14/2012 on I'll just use a sock. +1
#31 - I was talking about girls being useful lol But sure, tampons h…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/14/2012 on I'll just use a sock. 0
User avatar #33 - kreekydoorS (10/14/2012) [-]
supposed to expand and stop the liquid
#35 - silentscreams (10/14/2012) [-]
True, true... maybe we should test it out.
#19 - All of my yes, Law has to be one of my favorite One Piece char… 10/14/2012 on i love this girl...mad... 0
#28 - I feel like that's the only time they'd be useful though. Pic related.  [+] (4 new replies) 10/14/2012 on I'll just use a sock. -1
User avatar #29 - kreekydoorS (10/14/2012) [-]
let's say you're running from zombies and you get in a rowboat to cross the lake. oh no there's a hole in the boat and we're sinking! tampons to the rescue.
User avatar #31 - silentscreams (10/14/2012) [-]
I was talking about girls being useful lol But sure, tampons have many uses too, fixing leaks ould probably not be one though. They can only hold so much liquid...
User avatar #33 - kreekydoorS (10/14/2012) [-]
supposed to expand and stop the liquid
#35 - silentscreams (10/14/2012) [-]
True, true... maybe we should test it out.
#6 - Back when Spongebob episodes were good :')  [+] (2 new replies) 10/14/2012 on Everything in the Future is... +4
User avatar #34 - puffyspd (10/15/2012) [-]
It's still good, just not legendary like the old ones.
User avatar #27 - coolioplasm (10/15/2012) [-]
You are a disgrace
Spongebob... Not good...
Pff, bullshit and lies
#24 - Face it, he may of looked like a dumbass for going through all…  [+] (6 new replies) 10/14/2012 on I'll just use a sock. +2
User avatar #26 - kreekydoorS (10/14/2012) [-]
also would you really want your woman bleeding all over the place? zombies are like sharks, they can smell blood.
#28 - silentscreams (10/14/2012) [-]
I feel like that's the only time they'd be useful though. Pic related.
User avatar #29 - kreekydoorS (10/14/2012) [-]
let's say you're running from zombies and you get in a rowboat to cross the lake. oh no there's a hole in the boat and we're sinking! tampons to the rescue.
User avatar #31 - silentscreams (10/14/2012) [-]
I was talking about girls being useful lol But sure, tampons have many uses too, fixing leaks ould probably not be one though. They can only hold so much liquid...
User avatar #33 - kreekydoorS (10/14/2012) [-]
supposed to expand and stop the liquid
#35 - silentscreams (10/14/2012) [-]
True, true... maybe we should test it out.
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#11 - ctrlfreak (03/31/2013) [-]
I LOVE YOU
I LOVE YOU
#4 - ctrlfreak (03/30/2013) [-]
Hi friend
Hi friend
#5 to #4 - silentscreams (03/31/2013) [-]
Hello there ^_^
#6 to #5 - ctrlfreak (03/31/2013) [-]
hai, do you still play the item game ^ ^?
hai, do you still play the item game ^ ^?
User avatar #7 to #6 - silentscreams (03/31/2013) [-]
Not anymore, I managed to unhook myself from the strange fun of abusing the refresh button and doing math problems lol If there's anything you'd like from my list I'd happily give it to you ^_^
#8 to #7 - ctrlfreak (03/31/2013) [-]
Very generous, but I am looking for FJ points, anything I could do/give to you for yours?
Very generous, but I am looking for FJ points, anything I could do/give to you for yours?
User avatar #9 to #8 - silentscreams (03/31/2013) [-]
I'd be willing to give them away as I have no use for them and I'm trying not to get hooked onto this points and items thing again o.o
#10 to #9 - ctrlfreak (03/31/2013) [-]
for me?   
I will only hold them for you, just ask and I will give them back to you
for me?
I will only hold them for you, just ask and I will give them back to you
#12 to #10 - silentscreams (03/31/2013) [-]
I probably won't but I'll keep that in mind. Glad I could help out, here's a complimentary kitten :D Have a nice day ^_^
I probably won't but I'll keep that in mind. Glad I could help out, here's a complimentary kitten :D Have a nice day ^_^
#13 to #12 - ctrlfreak (03/31/2013) [-]
You had 24.000
Have a even better day!
#1 - yunogasaii ONLINE (03/29/2013) [-]
Hello...
User avatar #2 to #1 - silentscreams (03/29/2013) [-]
Why hello there. :)
#3 to #2 - yunogasaii ONLINE (03/29/2013) [-]
Hai
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