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Date Signed Up:2/12/2012
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#186 - I love Itachi as well, he will always be my favorite character…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/04/2012 on sasugay +1
User avatar #197 - hentaiacc (09/05/2012) [-]
a thumb for you
#19 - Yes - pronounced yes Oui - pronounced wee Si - pronoun… 09/04/2012 on don't check the tags 0
#10 - Comment deleted 09/04/2012 on GANGNAM STYLE +1
#6 - Mmmm, look at those pixels... 09/04/2012 on Sexiest Cosplay ever. +3
#1 - After seeing that post of Woody's head coming out a fleshlight… 09/04/2012 on find the penis lol +2
#5 - i'll probably have seen them all since i've gone through 103 p… 09/04/2012 on FML +1
#3 - read this on fml recently, love reading these in my spare time…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/04/2012 on FML +18
User avatar #4 - aceindale (09/04/2012) [-]
I might make more of these in parts and more in one
User avatar #5 - silentscreams (09/04/2012) [-]
i'll probably have seen them all since i've gone through 103 pages of it already LOL but thats a good idea for those who haven't seen them (which is the majority of funnyjunkers). It'll be a nice change from all those reposts :)
#3 - Picture 09/04/2012 on Silly Skyrim... +29
#40 - that actually brought tears to my eyes 09/04/2012 on Cowboy Bebop +5
#361 - oh wow you beat me by like 3 seconds lol  [+] (1 new reply) 09/03/2012 on People's first thought when... +1
User avatar #362 - attifyon (09/03/2012) [-]
All is well, brother.
Great minds think alike.
#360 - dude your gf is cheating on you with ahj (refer to comment 173)  [+] (1 new reply) 09/03/2012 on People's first thought when... +2
User avatar #377 - wings (09/03/2012) [-]
Well if his hand is 6 inches, i feel sorry for him.

Didnt mean to "repost" or w/e you call it. Though I was the only one who came up with this.
#54 - i said sometimes because there are strays around my neighborho… 09/03/2012 on Cats 0
#6 - but...but... i love babies D: 09/02/2012 on Cute +3
#2 - they're still cute as **** [sometimes] though :D  [+] (6 new replies) 09/02/2012 on Cats +8
#20 - Womens Study Major (09/03/2012) [-]
always. ALWAYS
User avatar #54 - silentscreams (09/03/2012) [-]
i said sometimes because there are strays around my neighborhood who repeatedly shit in our yard, thats not cute at all. plus there's like a grandma cat or something thats like 4 feet tall, scares the shizzles out of me. D:
#32 - beanizarchie (09/03/2012) [-]
Well... always except for these. I don't know that I would necessarily consider them cats, but that's what people seem to think they are...
User avatar #43 - nogphille (09/03/2012) [-]
friend of mine has two of these hairless animals, called sphinx cats.. they look more like rats, but w/e.

i share my house with two ordinary cats, even though i'm allergic.. i might get me some of these, because of the allergies.. but they're incredibly high maintenance..
User avatar #45 - beanizarchie (09/03/2012) [-]
Have you ever petted one? It's weird! Their skin moves! Haha they're almost so ugly that they're cute... but I'm all for the hypo-allergenic side of it :P
User avatar #50 - nogphille (09/03/2012) [-]
Heh, yeah.. it's like one of those cleaning cloths (don't know the name in english).
they're still freindly and feline, so i like 'em :)
they poop twice as much as normal cats though, get sick quicker and get dirty very rapidly..
#2 - I always wondered why it's called a blowjob when the opposite …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/02/2012 on Innuendos, Innuendos... 0
#13 - deezknuts (09/03/2012) [-]
WELL YA SEE, KIDS LISTEN TO THE RAP MUSIC WITH THE HIP HOPPIN AND THE ZIPPITY ZOP AND THE FLEEBLE WEEBLE FOR THE JELLO PIUDDIN POPS AND MY LOVELY WIFE CAMILLE WITH THE SHING SHONG SHAMMA LAMMA ZIP ZOP ZOOBITY BIP BOP
#14 - kozdafunny (09/03/2012) [-]
#14 - Everytime I see the words "The Game" my mind just go… 09/02/2012 on Screw You Independence -1
#52 - Huh, well I'm not going to act like I know that one. I guess n…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/31/2012 on the simple truth +1
User avatar #54 - isradam (08/31/2012) [-]
I just want to know whether we're talking about the modern era or about music of the last decade. Because other than Diablo Swing Orchestra and Parov stelar, I can't think of anything.
#47 - LOLL sorry haydn, your surprise symphony was beautiful :D  [+] (1 new reply) 08/31/2012 on the simple truth 0
User avatar #49 - haydn (08/31/2012) [-]
Thanks, it was nothing!
#43 - *pieces of music. why did i say pieces of art? lol well i gues… 08/31/2012 on the simple truth 0
#41 - Most people today, I think he meant to say. Not saying music t…  [+] (8 new replies) 08/31/2012 on the simple truth +1
User avatar #129 - DrDanny (08/31/2012) [-]
Thank you for the backup=]
User avatar #44 - haydn (08/31/2012) [-]
"Hell even Chopin or Haydn"? Lets see you do better fucker!
User avatar #47 - silentscreams (08/31/2012) [-]
LOLL sorry haydn, your surprise symphony was beautiful :D
User avatar #49 - haydn (08/31/2012) [-]
Thanks, it was nothing!
User avatar #43 - silentscreams (08/31/2012) [-]
*pieces of music. why did i say pieces of art? lol well i guess they kind of are pieces of art if you think about it :D
User avatar #42 - isradam (08/31/2012) [-]
Pink Floyd. Does it count as today's music?
#52 - silentscreams (08/31/2012) [-]
Huh, well I'm not going to act like I know that one. I guess not, they made pretty damn decent music but not recently (as far as i know). Not going to start a fight over an exception or another point, I was just trying to make a short point in my last comment lol So here's a cute doggy :D
User avatar #54 - isradam (08/31/2012) [-]
I just want to know whether we're talking about the modern era or about music of the last decade. Because other than Diablo Swing Orchestra and Parov stelar, I can't think of anything.
#36 - damn op, you are one lucky ************ . props to… 08/31/2012 on Minecraft birthday cake +1
#35 - well that wasn't very nice, she still tried didn't she? still … 08/31/2012 on Minecraft birthday cake 0
#10 - i really, sincerely hope you get better op, here's a cute cat … 08/31/2012 on cancer +3
#2 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 08/31/2012 on How to Draw a Dog +6
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#10 - SUBSCRIBE FOR 3 MILLION BILLION FRENZ!!!11!!!! #SWAGG …  [+] (28 new replies) 08/31/2012 on facebook +266
#423 - parralax (08/31/2012) [-]
**parralax rolled a random image posted in comment #672085 at FJ Pony Thread 14 **Nope.avi

>be 17
>eat chips-ahoy
Youmad devil?
#241 - Womens Study Major (08/31/2012) [-]
If you got AIDS, would you just eventually die from it?
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And wind up in Hell again?
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User avatar #124 - ssjxjake (08/31/2012) [-]
OP skipped
User avatar #90 - derpiestofhooves (08/31/2012) [-]
But... I'll go to hell if I DO support oreos and their despicable pro-gay policies!
#40 - toxicnachos (08/31/2012) [-]
Dosen't say anything about thumbing down.
#112 - dapianoman (08/31/2012) [-]
Doesn't say anything about thumbing.
#25 - darkrei (08/31/2012) [-]
I want to get raped by a 17 cocked demon
User avatar #72 - Russian Reversal (08/31/2012) [-]
You should look into a game called corruption of champions, that would be right up your alley.
#293 - iamnits (08/31/2012) [-]
"right up your alley"
#80 - darkrei (08/31/2012) [-]
what if I told you...I already played it?
and i loved it.

this game renewed my sexual fantasies in ways you can't imagine.
#329 - Womens Study Major (08/31/2012) [-]
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User avatar #15 - alfjnn (08/31/2012) [-]
Subscribing because you are one ballzy ass motherfucker
#14 - iwanttousenumbers (08/31/2012) [-]
Jokes on you, I already have AIDs
#34 - zelyx (08/31/2012) [-]
Me too

I've got 9
User avatar #198 - jimmyprice (08/31/2012) [-]
dude you gota give me that gay bacon
#48 - roarflmao (08/31/2012) [-]
how about i give you a dolan meteorite for one of your magic coals?
User avatar #70 - misterkinz (08/31/2012) [-]
deal
User avatar #35 - zelyx (08/31/2012) [-]
Anyone want aids?
User avatar #314 - jrdnlws (08/31/2012) [-]
Me
#37 - IFUCKRAKES (08/31/2012) [-]
I want aids.
User avatar #38 - zelyx (08/31/2012) [-]
Enjoy
#39 - IFUCKRAKES (08/31/2012) [-]
I will.
#12 - aproudpatriot (08/31/2012) [-]
#11 - yeahguy (08/31/2012) [-]
Hmm... i do like oreos....
#18 - dibles (08/31/2012) [-]
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Dat face
#19 - dontcheckembro (08/31/2012) [-]
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#123 - johnshepherd (08/31/2012) [-]
Are you serious? Can't tell if gay or brony.....

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#11 - ctrlfreak (03/31/2013) [-]
I LOVE YOU
I LOVE YOU
#4 - ctrlfreak (03/30/2013) [-]
Hi friend
Hi friend
#5 to #4 - silentscreams (03/31/2013) [-]
Hello there ^_^
#6 to #5 - ctrlfreak (03/31/2013) [-]
hai, do you still play the item game ^ ^?
hai, do you still play the item game ^ ^?
User avatar #7 to #6 - silentscreams (03/31/2013) [-]
Not anymore, I managed to unhook myself from the strange fun of abusing the refresh button and doing math problems lol If there's anything you'd like from my list I'd happily give it to you ^_^
#8 to #7 - ctrlfreak (03/31/2013) [-]
Very generous, but I am looking for FJ points, anything I could do/give to you for yours?
Very generous, but I am looking for FJ points, anything I could do/give to you for yours?
User avatar #9 to #8 - silentscreams (03/31/2013) [-]
I'd be willing to give them away as I have no use for them and I'm trying not to get hooked onto this points and items thing again o.o
#10 to #9 - ctrlfreak (03/31/2013) [-]
for me?   
I will only hold them for you, just ask and I will give them back to you
for me?
I will only hold them for you, just ask and I will give them back to you
#12 to #10 - silentscreams (03/31/2013) [-]
I probably won't but I'll keep that in mind. Glad I could help out, here's a complimentary kitten :D Have a nice day ^_^
I probably won't but I'll keep that in mind. Glad I could help out, here's a complimentary kitten :D Have a nice day ^_^
#13 to #12 - ctrlfreak (03/31/2013) [-]
You had 24.000
Have a even better day!
#1 - yunogasaii (03/29/2013) [-]
Hello...
User avatar #2 to #1 - silentscreams (03/29/2013) [-]
Why hello there. :)
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