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#6 - retribution  [+] (32 new replies) 06/15/2014 on Invisible jet +196
User avatar #133 - spookyexplain (06/15/2014) [-]
I summon comicexplain

Is there any other movies like this one, with blood and stuff?
User avatar #135 - comicexplain (06/15/2014) [-]
love this movie! flashpoint.

And let's see... Superman: Doomsday, Justice League: War, JL: The New Frontier (Though the animation is a lot different and cartoony, funny enough), Wonder Woman was nice. I think Green lantern: First Flight, Superman/Batman: Public Enemies, Crisis on Two Earths, BATMAN: UNDER THE RED HOOD, Superman/Batman: Apocalypse, All-Star Superman, Batman: Year One, JL: Doom, and Superman vs The Elite! Those are the best ones so far. Cheers!
User avatar #144 - payseht (06/15/2014) [-]
JL: Doom was the shittiest thing I have ever seen. I have never before then yelled at the screen at anything...
User avatar #145 - payseht (06/15/2014) [-]
damn it, wrong one
too many justice league cartoons recently
the War one... now there's some grade A shit right there I'll tell you hwat

Doom was fucking awesome, by my fanboy standards
User avatar #155 - comicexplain (06/15/2014) [-]
Hear hear. I liked War, but they...


They screwed up majorly.

"ICE CREAM IS DELICIOUS"? They replaced the little black girl with an annoying little white girl, just... The comics for it were amazing, but the movie tore out all the good bits, replaced some subtle things that mattered, took out Aquaman.. The movie as a movie was good, and I loved it, but as an adaption, it was terrible. Not to say they didn't try - But WHY replace the things they didn?
User avatar #157 - payseht (06/15/2014) [-]
Haven't gotten to the New52 yet. Still on a huge journey to read all the comics I've missed growing up (there were never any comic book stores here so only recently, thanks to the internet, have I gotten the chance to read any). Heard about it, though, and randomly read some things (Court of the Owls, beautiful; Animal Man, first few issues loved the artwork, can't wait to get back to reading; Action Comics, where Superman is impersonating Batman; and some other less memorable titles).
Anyway, what I'm trying to get at, as an adaptation, I don't really know how well it stands. As a representation of the heroes I grew up with in animated and movie form, and have gotten to know a little better via comics recently, they fail horribly... horribly... I'm not one to talk about how a character is suppose to be since I'm not well read enough to do it properly or with any weight, but jesus-el... what have they done to you, Superman? He used to be the kind hero, the gentle soul, the warrior that would understand when to punch and when to talk... the greatest guy I wish I knew... and was portrayed as this swagbro macho alpha faggot... and when he *SPOILERS* killed Dessad... I know he's killed before, but each time it left an impact, or was a difficult choice to make, or something for fuck's sake... but not here... snap, dead, moving on... Man of Murder Steel handled him killing better, for pete's sake... *END SPOILERS*

tl;dr: don't know if it was a good movie or not, the way the characters were portrayed made me hate it too much to view it from any objective point.
User avatar #159 - comicexplain (06/15/2014) [-]
Very. Superman's supposed to be the Blue and Red Boy scout. They passed the torch to Billy, and Superman became more nineties anti-hero. And now even BILLY is a jackwagon.
#146 - payseht (06/15/2014) [-]
Look at this!
Look at this filth!
The Flash, fucking FLASH ins't included in the box art! What am I saying, he's barely in the movie!
Green Lantern?! HE'S JUST WEALDING THE MOST POWERFUL WEAPON IN THE ENTIRE FUCKING UNIV... he's pretty important... also, aliens attack... he's an alien cop, much like the X-Files team but... with science fiction powers and shit
also, where the hell is Aquaman? The founding frigging member of the... not in the movie, that's where! Had to make way for Captain Marvel that acts like a fucking prick just like everyfucking *incoherent rage*

I have never raged at any movie until seeing this, and the box art is enough to make me lose my damn frakking mind. If I had any talent or humor, I'd love to do a review of it, but besides the other reasons, it would be longer than the movie itself, that's how many godsdamn things are wrong with this pile of...


I did not particularly like this entry in the animated DC movies entry.
User avatar #158 - comicexplain (06/15/2014) [-]
Billy, poor, pure of heart Billy, was set as a massive jerk. I hated that, so bad. Flash was underplayed, Aquaman was omitted from the movie... Everything you said and then some.
User avatar #136 - comicexplain (06/15/2014) [-]
Almost forgot Superman: Unbound!
User avatar #137 - spookyexplain (06/15/2014) [-]
Thanks!
User avatar #143 - comicexplain (06/15/2014) [-]
I love Unbound: It's how he would act if he were Superboy, from Young Justice. It's perfect. Dohoho.
#130 - anonymous (06/15/2014) [-]
then you post the one where she stabs his one armed bitch ass
User avatar #64 - splosh (06/15/2014) [-]
And then Wonder Woman stabbed him to death, by the way.

He lost that fight, horribly.
User avatar #134 - pizzaweed (06/15/2014) [-]
His end all was pretty fucking beastly though.
User avatar #27 - hybredmoon (06/15/2014) [-]
That movie gave me such a nerd boner for Wonder Woman.
#25 - EpicNoob (06/15/2014) [-]
"Roided blond male slams and fists amazonian chick"
User avatar #24 - theaznreclaimer (06/15/2014) [-]
Did Aquaman just fucking elbow drop Wonder Woman?
User avatar #153 - ragingdouchbag (06/15/2014) [-]
can someone please get the gif for bob ross saying "elbow drop her dreams" from the erb?

I need it for things like this.5
User avatar #29 - ScottP (06/15/2014) [-]
Well she DID behead his wife
User avatar #30 - theaznreclaimer (06/15/2014) [-]
I have no knowledge in comics whatsoever. Care to give some context?
User avatar #50 - evilwheatleycore (06/15/2014) [-]
Thomas Wayne is Batman
User avatar #35 - Icedangel (06/15/2014) [-]
It's the flash point paradox movie.

In this universe Aquamans wife tries to kill wonder woman and she kills her in defence, but Aquaman doesn't see it like that. It's actually a REALLY good movie.
#34 - lowlik (06/15/2014) [-]
i think its from a movie flashpoint preety good movie in my opinion
User avatar #32 - ScottP (06/15/2014) [-]
In the Flashpoint event, Barry Allen (The Flash) accidentally altered the timeline when he changed this one event in his past. The small change "butterfly-effected" the rest of the DC universe: Bruce Wayne was killed instead of his parents and his father became the Batman and his mother became the Joker; Superman crash-landed in Metropolis, wiping out half the city and he was raised as a lab-rat in a government facility; etc.

Aquaman and Wonder Woman (in the alternate universe history) formed a truce between Atlantis and the Amazonians. However, they also fell in love with each other and they had an affair. Unfortunately Aquaman was already married to his queen (Mera) and she didn't like this whole cheating business (understandably) so she tries to kill Wonder Woman. Wonder Woman retaliates and ends up killing Mera and beheading her (she actually wears her helmet as a trophy).

Aquaman gets understandably royally pissed off and declares war on the Amazonians. Move forward to the present-day alternate Earth and the Atlanteans have sunk most of Western Europe and the Amazons have slaughtered most everyone else.
User avatar #33 - theaznreclaimer (06/15/2014) [-]
Huh. That sounds fucking awesome. Thanks.
User avatar #110 - enemyoftrn (06/15/2014) [-]
And after the Flash have fixed everything, he made Batman cried...
User avatar #97 - hydraetis (06/15/2014) [-]
Beastly movie. Go watch it.
User avatar #10 - sksyslses (06/15/2014) [-]
Sauce?
User avatar #15 - comexx (06/15/2014) [-]
In case you (or anyone else reading this) are thinking twice over watching this, let me inform you that it takes place in a parallel universe where Bruce Wayne dies instead of his parents. His father becomes batman and his mother the joker.
User avatar #12 - wishingwell (06/15/2014) [-]
it's the Flashpoint Paradox - prolly one of the best animated movies from DC, that isn't only about batman (and needless to say, the comic is still 10 times better)
User avatar #106 - bubblefoxee (06/15/2014) [-]
Thank you for sauce. The movie was awesome!
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#17 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/10/2014 on Those faces +1
#19 - uchisukui (06/10/2014) [-]
>nipples
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#17 - hikewne (06/01/2014) [-]
I love how Serbia always fights with a cold steel weapon.

remove kebab
User avatar #56 - kosicandavid (06/02/2014) [-]
That is Slovakia not Serbia my dear friend....
#79 - hikewne (06/02/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure that this lil' guy is Serbia.
#82 - hikewne (06/02/2014) [-]
... Oh... Thank you... Uu

related pic
User avatar #83 - kosicandavid (06/02/2014) [-]
You are much welcome

also.... All the greetings to you from Slovakia ;)
#10 - serotonin (06/01/2014) [-]
Hoy! We want to take parti in kurva action!!!!! This...sounds strange when you know what kurva means
User avatar #81 - kosicandavid (06/02/2014) [-]
Every Slavic nation use kurva from what I know
User avatar #88 - hikewne (06/04/2014) [-]
He is serbia right?
User avatar #89 - kosicandavid (06/05/2014) [-]
yep he is...
#28 - quietearp (06/01/2014) [-]
Hard kurva action!
#76 - bitchletsgo (06/02/2014) [-]
#44 - anonymous (06/02/2014) [-]
You, I like you.
#21 - winterguy (06/01/2014) [-]
Its slovakia, not serbia.
User avatar #22 - serotonin (06/01/2014) [-]
I know. Guy above me didnt. You commented on frong comment mate
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#17 - It reminds me on...  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2014 on We were told not to use any... +3
User avatar #33 - knifeyoass (05/23/2014) [-]
The students reacted pretty cool to it. The students at my school would go apeshit.
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#40 - chcknchsr (05/09/2014) [-]
too bad he missed the chance to piss somewhere other than in his pants
#23 - kallesmange (05/09/2014) [-]
you sir are granted saucere
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User avatar #46 - phenact (01/24/2014) [-]
If youre a the foreign exchange student honza ill freak out
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