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Age: 22
Interests: VIDYUR AND MOZIK
Date Signed Up:2/15/2012
Last Login:12/28/2014
Location:Amsterdam
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Content Ranking:#1471
Comment Ranking:#9395
Highest Content Rank:#351
Highest Comment Rank:#4212
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Level 212 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 213 Content: Comedic Genius
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Level 219 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 220 Comments: Mind Blower
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#7 - Comment deleted 04/29/2013 on le 9gag army 0
#5 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 04/29/2013 on le 9gag army 0
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#1 - '''we're not enslaving all burgers so you can be Burger King''  [+] (1 new reply) 04/29/2013 on she must be blonde +273
#149 - anonymous (04/30/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#1 - After the first 20 seconds it already made me smile. … 04/29/2013 on Johnny Bravo is the man! 0
#3 - OP's toilet. 04/29/2013 on So many dildos +1
#2 - Comment deleted  [+] (4 new replies) 04/29/2013 on le 9gag army +1
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#160 - Lil' Wayne isn't THAT good, especially his latest stuff. … 04/29/2013 on jbiebs 0
#1470 - Or I just have a small(er) laptop screen.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/29/2013 on Blue names 0
#1974 - wroughten (06/16/2013) [-]
or his comment number is 404
#817 - Holy **** I can't even see your name.  [+] (4 new replies) 04/29/2013 on Blue names 0
#1582 - kjelli (04/29/2013) [-]
here, see mine !
User avatar #1077 - zelyx (04/29/2013) [-]
Then you might wanna have your eyes checked out
User avatar #1470 - sigmatempus (04/29/2013) [-]
Or I just have a small(er) laptop screen.
#1974 - wroughten (06/16/2013) [-]
or his comment number is 404
#4 - that's deep, yo 04/21/2013 on Zeldafeels +20
#14 - Duitse Hitler Pikachu die Nederlands praat. Okay. 04/14/2013 on Wincest -1
#9 - i sang that 04/13/2013 on links a dick.... +3
#10 - >socialing 04/13/2013 on antisocial +2
#89 - vocabulary is part of grammar 04/10/2013 on Grammar +3
#2 - what are tags how did you tag i am not sure what tags … 04/09/2013 on Wrap Your Willy! +2
#5 - Comment deleted 04/09/2013 on Test 0
#2 - I don't trust it.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/09/2013 on If you're feeling down... +5
#3 - areyouawakeyet (04/09/2013) [-]
If there was ever a dispensary for free hugs and friendship, this is it.
#70 - i dont think im not ok with whats happening here 04/09/2013 on Punchline is not in the Title 0
#84 - I'm kinda blue. I think. 04/06/2013 on Too legit +2
#53 - Leer de taal, Nederlands is liefde, Nederlands is leven.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/06/2013 on OAG +1
#56 - anonymous (04/06/2013) [-]
Skyrim is for the nords.
User avatar #57 - lorkhan (04/06/2013) [-]
Please, swedish, norwegian, danish and icelandic is more nordic than that.
#173 - Do people in Europe get a light show? 04/06/2013 on We lucky Europeans +4
#23 - Needs Dickbutt. 04/05/2013 on Black Magic + Art 0
#285 - image kinda related 04/04/2013 on Creepy Game Legends +1
#1 - It's making money and it's going to make more. 04/01/2013 on Games, DLC, and the human... +1
#5 - Well, **** .  [+] (2 new replies) 03/31/2013 on no post on sundays 0
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#7 - anonymous (03/27/2014) [-]
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