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Date Signed Up:2/15/2012
Last Login:8/19/2014
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#162 - I like Zero Punctuation too. 05/22/2013 on Valve Names new xbox 0
#2 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2013 on baguette's profile 0
#4 - baguette (05/20/2013) [-]
What, I don't even.
#63 - I salute you for having an unpopular opinion my friend. Yo…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2013 on True... +1
User avatar #89 - cryingchicken (05/20/2013) [-]
It's not even an unpopular opinion, why do you think he's so successful? Funnyjunk just like to be "le edgy face"
#54 - nou... heeeeey. kanker 05/20/2013 on Nigeru +6
#4 - But can he read? 05/19/2013 on Barack Obama 0
#866 - The All Seeing Eater. I have mixed feelings about this. 05/18/2013 on Mine is The Faceless... 0
#1 - why  [+] (1 new reply) 05/07/2013 on oh my 0
User avatar #3 - fuzzyballs (05/07/2013) [-]
because it's a company
the objective of a company is to make money
that's why, don't ask stupid questions next time
#7 - Comment deleted 04/29/2013 on le 9gag army 0
#5 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 04/29/2013 on le 9gag army 0
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#1 - '''we're not enslaving all burgers so you can be Burger King''  [+] (1 new reply) 04/29/2013 on she must be blonde +273
#149 - anonymous (04/30/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#1 - After the first 20 seconds it already made me smile. … 04/29/2013 on Johnny Bravo is the man! 0
#3 - OP's toilet. 04/29/2013 on So many dildos +1
#2 - Comment deleted  [+] (4 new replies) 04/29/2013 on le 9gag army +1
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#160 - Lil' Wayne isn't THAT good, especially his latest stuff. … 04/29/2013 on jbiebs 0
#1470 - Or I just have a small(er) laptop screen.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/29/2013 on Blue names 0
#1974 - wroughten (06/16/2013) [-]
or his comment number is 404
#817 - Holy **** I can't even see your name.  [+] (4 new replies) 04/29/2013 on Blue names 0
#1582 - kjelli (04/29/2013) [-]
here, see mine !
User avatar #1077 - zelyx (04/29/2013) [-]
Then you might wanna have your eyes checked out
User avatar #1470 - sigmatempus (04/29/2013) [-]
Or I just have a small(er) laptop screen.
#1974 - wroughten (06/16/2013) [-]
or his comment number is 404
#4 - that's deep, yo 04/21/2013 on Zeldafeels +20
#14 - Duitse Hitler Pikachu die Nederlands praat. Okay. 04/14/2013 on Wincest -1
#9 - i sang that 04/13/2013 on links a dick.... +3
#10 - >socialing 04/13/2013 on antisocial +2
#89 - vocabulary is part of grammar 04/10/2013 on Grammar +3
#2 - what are tags how did you tag i am not sure what tags … 04/09/2013 on Wrap Your Willy! +2
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#2 - I don't trust it.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/09/2013 on If you're feeling down... +5
#3 - areyouawakeyet (04/09/2013) [-]
If there was ever a dispensary for free hugs and friendship, this is it.
#70 - i dont think im not ok with whats happening here 04/09/2013 on Punchline is not in the Title 0
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#7 - anonymous (03/27/2014) [-]
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