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Interests: VIDYUR AND MOZIK
Date Signed Up:2/15/2012
Last Login:11/26/2014
Location:Amsterdam
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i dont need no despcritshun youre a descrishun nigga

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#26 - Looks like Donte. 05/24/2014 on Genderbends 0
#6 - And proper grammar. 05/18/2014 on Facebook 0
#5 - With a question mark. 05/18/2014 on Facebook 0
#4 - WAIT What I understand is that the response the boyfr…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/18/2014 on Facebook 0
User avatar #6 - sigmatempus (05/18/2014) [-]
And proper grammar.
User avatar #5 - sigmatempus (05/18/2014) [-]
With a question mark.

#12 - Funnyjunk item collecting game. 05/10/2014 on Quite bad +14
#11 - more like 5/5 after russian roulette 05/10/2014 on cyanide and happiness 0
#8 - Belgen zijn dom. Meer nieuws om 6.  [+] (17 new replies) 05/06/2014 on Never Forget -12
#43 - Womens Study Major (05/06/2014) [-]
Oh-Oh Cherso niet gezien zeker?
Hollanders zijn gierig (kwamen in mijn thuisstad kamperen aan het kanaal en doen alles om een centje uit te sparen. Fun fun), Hollanders hebben een bekakt accent. Hollanders zijn totaal onbekwaam in het Engels (spot de Hollander, altijd een leuk drinkspelletje als je Discovery aan het kijken bent). Ik zit nu welgeteld 2 maand in het buitenland en niemand kan mijn Engels accent echt thuisbrengen. Mijn baas is van Nederland maar woont hier (Noorwegen) al 12 jaar en ik wist na 2 woorden al dat hij van Brabant was.



Leuk hé stereotypes? Alleen zijn deze hier nog waar dan die die jij aanhaalt(of heb je net als ik een licentiaat in fysica en is dat maar voor domme mensen?)
User avatar #45 - lotengo (05/06/2014) [-]
Brabantse mensen zijn beste mensen....scheer je baas niet over een kam met dat randstadvolk van oh oh cherso, dat is het verschil tussen Hollanders en Nederlanders.

En log in fag
User avatar #35 - capslockrage (05/06/2014) [-]
SDfg[osdfhs Sopcivjmner SIserotheors mscvbs.

Ascvjhbewr iucvs9d834nosdf mcvobks 4.
#21 - jandude (05/06/2014) [-]
NEE GIJ ZIJT DOM

en morgen is frank er weer met meer weer
#19 - ruckallthefules (05/06/2014) [-]
Boos?
#14 - koalasaurus (05/06/2014) [-]
#12 - kingkittan (05/06/2014) [-]
#23 - sardukai (05/06/2014) [-]
nederland > belgië

all belgium's bases are belong to dutch
#33 - Womens Study Major (05/06/2014) [-]
You're both massively irrelevant. Love, a country that actually matters in the EU.
User avatar #42 - stefanovic (05/06/2014) [-]
Our chocolate is always relevant...

Greetings from the capital of the EU, Brussels
User avatar #49 - lotengo (05/06/2014) [-]
ik leg dit hier even neer

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Dutch_inventions_and_discoveries

Als je geen zin hebt om het allemaal te lezen, Nederland is de geboorteplaats van cacaopoeder en bakermat van de hedendaagse chocolade industrie
User avatar #58 - stefanovic (05/06/2014) [-]
Bedankt, ik zal er zeker aan denken wanneer ik nog eens een stuk heerlijke, Nederlandse chocolade eet
User avatar #59 - lotengo (05/06/2014) [-]
brotip, verwacht niet te veel van het WK2014, jullie zullen ons nooit evenaren.
User avatar #60 - stefanovic (05/06/2014) [-]
Weten we allemaal wel, ik (en de meeste mensen die ik ken) zijn al tevreden als we de groepsronde overleven
#44 - Womens Study Major (05/06/2014) [-]
Don't forget the beers, waffles, TinTin, the Smurfs, Mercator, Jacques Brel,... and ton of other edible and less edible things/people.
User avatar #38 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (05/06/2014) [-]
Dan hoeven ze nog niet zo te praten alsof het flikkers zijn
#9 - hentaiacc (05/06/2014) [-]
#27 - >something that's made for games >gaming …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/04/2014 on Xboner & Ramsay +16
User avatar #54 - irishsoulja (05/04/2014) [-]
"Who are all these console exclusive devs kidding"

Themselves
User avatar #39 - dawdawdwa (05/04/2014) [-]
Only game I was really sorry was console exclusive was God of War.... because when I emulated it I had to disconnect my second monitor due to driver incompatibility.

I`m pretty sure that would not be an issue nowadays.
#5 - recycled joke with censorship **** you, …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/03/2014 on You Don’t Have To Thank Me +23
#25 - Womens Study Major (05/03/2014) [-]
your mum's all kinds of bad
User avatar #19 - givememoarpony (05/03/2014) [-]
the post isn't even his. this guy got to level 311 in half a month by just posting stupid shit from aggregator sites.
#34 - Just so you know, I posted this once and it got deleted for co… 04/21/2014 on Time to feel 0
#237 - Kendrick Lamar should be there what the **** . … 04/21/2014 on Link in Desc. +1
#64 - hot damn  [+] (6 new replies) 04/20/2014 on Not even a lil jiggle? +8
#107 - beergaroo (04/20/2014) [-]
you mean, HOT DAME huehuehue

nope? ok, then

maybe this gif will give me green thumbs
User avatar #121 - midothegreat (04/20/2014) [-]
Ai Shinozaki
good luck everyone
User avatar #110 - delio (04/20/2014) [-]
god damn son. Would love to get a tit fuck from her
#112 - beergaroo (04/20/2014) [-]
ikr, looking for that gif i came across a buttload of sexy gifs.... now I'm enticed
#91 - neelix (04/20/2014) [-]
thats tacky
#73 - Womens Study Major (04/20/2014) [-]
kill me
#78 - Facebook has been known to buy companies but leave them in the… 04/01/2014 on Social Network +2
#5 - You can't even comprehend the amount of sheer hatred I have fo…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/29/2014 on Look at all the fucks I... 0
User avatar #6 - pulluspardus (03/29/2014) [-]
who's he?
#83 - And the fact that his name is the name of a late rapper. … 03/25/2014 on poor guy +4
#39 - I posted it as well.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/23/2014 on Bank of Gamestop +1
#45 - Womens Study Major (04/01/2014) [-]
And none of you made it, so stfu.
#130 - Funnyjunk is fast as **** for me. Nether… 03/20/2014 on Is browsing the site fast... +16
#359 - I love you guys. 03/18/2014 on Sorry for the downtime 0
#348 - I thought **** was coming back for a second, welp…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/18/2014 on Sorry for the downtime +4
#359 - sigmatempus (03/18/2014) [-]
I love you guys.
User avatar #352 - ragingbrony (03/18/2014) [-]
You should look through your inbox and/or account settings.
User avatar #351 - rhodesgirl (03/18/2014) [-]
NSFW never left...
#6 - that's a bummer love to read these though keep them u…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/11/2014 on 501st Legion 0
User avatar #7 - psychadelicace (03/11/2014) [-]
Yep i'll post it tomorrow along with chewy
#26 - Velvet Ruby and Storming Sapphire? 02/25/2014 on By the time the remakes are... 0
#26 - Doughreo 02/24/2014 on can i look at porn now? +16
#15 - So a man with money and almost totalitarian power isn't desira… 02/07/2014 on if ur single +2
#25 - Holy **** this community is full of retards who c… 02/06/2014 on Feeling a bit tired 0
#364 - The people who made him popular weren't, retard.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/25/2014 on Petition to Deport Bieber -1
User avatar #411 - threadcreator (01/25/2014) [-]
So you're trying to tell me that absolutely nobody from canada has contributed to his fame at all.
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User avatar #8 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
**** you
#7 - Womens Study Major (03/27/2014) [-]
faggot
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