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#55 - anonymous (10/19/2014) [-]
"I fucked it up, and I'm sorry!"
So, basically, if you didn't get in shit, you wouldn't have apologized at all. Nice.
#75 - anonymous (10/19/2014) [-]
That's how apologies work 95% of the time you retard
#21 - vividfiasco (10/18/2014) [-]
The way he wrote that just makes my blood boil and rubs me the wrong way. Bitch if you're gonna apologize, do it right and actually fucking mean it (even though he never will). Go donate to an organization that helps against bullying, start an anti-bullying campaign. Something. Just sitting on your ass doing completely nothing, hoping for all this badpress and archived photos to disappear is the cheap way out. Arghhhsdjafks.
#83 - jvizzlez (10/19/2014) [-]
It's 4:00 AM right now, and I just had to log on to say this. This man, Sam Biddle, is the foulest, most undeserving... eh, hold on, let me get my copypasta.
You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. You dirty, stuck-up, sadistic, shit-eating, cock-sucking, butt-fucking, penis-smelling, crotch-grabbing, ball-licking, semen-drinking, dog-raping, Nazi-loving, child-touching, cow-humping, perverted, spineless, heartless, mindless, dickless, testicle-choking, urine-gargling, jerk-offing, horse-faced, sheep-fondling, toilet-kissing, self-centered, feces-puking, dildo-shoving, snot-spitting, crap-gathering, big-nosed, monkey-slapping, bastard-screwing, bean-shitting, fart-knocking, sack-busting, splooge-tasting, bear-blowing, head-swallowing, bitch-snatching, handjobbing, donkey-caressing, mucus-spewing, anal-plugging, ho-grabbing, uncircumcised, sewer-sipping, whore mongering, piss-swimming, midget-munching, douche bag, ho-biting, carnivorous, mail-order prostituting ASSHOLE; As they say in Texas. I’ll bet you couldn’t pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won’t go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You’re a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon. You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformation. I barf at the very thought of you... too tired to post others.
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>kanye makes consistently good content
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#121 - anonymous (07/19/2014) [-]
You really wouldn't. Dying of scurvy, starvation, thirst or dysentery is not glamorous or dignified.
Also, I hate to break it to you, but you wouldn't make it to the Americas with only a small boat. You probably wouldn't make it to the Americas with a large boat. Then if you got there, you would most likely be killed by either wildlife or the natives.
If you went to Africa or Asia, you would not speak the language and would almost certainly be enslaved, outcast, or convicted of some crime and have your hands chopped off.
Seriously. There's optimism and there's dumbassery.