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Date Signed Up:2/15/2012
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#75 - Shame, the games are more than amazing. 07/26/2014 on samus is a girl? yeah we... 0
#60 - In her defense, a lot of Arab people speak French as a second …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2014 on How To Read Arabic 0
User avatar #63 - hashtronaut (07/22/2014) [-]
close enough to complete for it to work here lol
#1022 - **sigmatempus rolls 93,211** Kanye West, so she always loves… 07/21/2014 on Wife is in labor 0
#84 - Picture 07/21/2014 on This made me cry... +8
#37 - Picture 07/21/2014 on Relaxing SFW rules -1
#56 - You'll probably not get there alive with the limited rations, …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/18/2014 on fj users +10
User avatar #57 - doctorprofessornv (07/18/2014) [-]
At least I'll die with my dignity
#121 - anonymous (07/19/2014) [-]
You really wouldn't. Dying of scurvy, starvation, thirst or dysentery is not glamorous or dignified.

Also, I hate to break it to you, but you wouldn't make it to the Americas with only a small boat. You probably wouldn't make it to the Americas with a large boat. Then if you got there, you would most likely be killed by either wildlife or the natives.

If you went to Africa or Asia, you would not speak the language and would almost certainly be enslaved, outcast, or convicted of some crime and have your hands chopped off.

Seriously. There's optimism and there's dumbassery.
#5236 - But big brother admin , where's my **** colored … 07/18/2014 on Roll for Red 0
#3561 - **sigmatempus rolls 730,470,180** 07/09/2014 on Roll for Red Text 0
#51 - I'm a Kanye West fanboy and I love how biased I am. 07/03/2014 on Kanye's Flag +2
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#20 - generalgestapo (06/17/2014) [-]
Did you ever watched Star Wars??
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#4 - Taromillas (06/16/2014) [-]
wut
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#1253 - **sigmatempus rolled image ** oh boy gee darn 05/30/2014 on This is what will turn you gay 0
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#6 - And proper grammar. 05/18/2014 on Facebook 0
#5 - With a question mark. 05/18/2014 on Facebook 0
#4 - WAIT What I understand is that the response the boyfr…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/18/2014 on Facebook 0
User avatar #6 - sigmatempus (05/18/2014) [-]
And proper grammar.
User avatar #5 - sigmatempus (05/18/2014) [-]
With a question mark.

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#8 - Belgen zijn dom. Meer nieuws om 6.  [+] (17 new replies) 05/06/2014 on Never Forget -12
#43 - anonymous (05/06/2014) [-]
Oh-Oh Cherso niet gezien zeker?
Hollanders zijn gierig (kwamen in mijn thuisstad kamperen aan het kanaal en doen alles om een centje uit te sparen. Fun fun), Hollanders hebben een bekakt accent. Hollanders zijn totaal onbekwaam in het Engels (spot de Hollander, altijd een leuk drinkspelletje als je Discovery aan het kijken bent). Ik zit nu welgeteld 2 maand in het buitenland en niemand kan mijn Engels accent echt thuisbrengen. Mijn baas is van Nederland maar woont hier (Noorwegen) al 12 jaar en ik wist na 2 woorden al dat hij van Brabant was.



Leuk hé stereotypes? Alleen zijn deze hier nog waar dan die die jij aanhaalt(of heb je net als ik een licentiaat in fysica en is dat maar voor domme mensen?)
User avatar #45 - lotengo (05/06/2014) [-]
Brabantse mensen zijn beste mensen....scheer je baas niet over een kam met dat randstadvolk van oh oh cherso, dat is het verschil tussen Hollanders en Nederlanders.

En log in fag
User avatar #35 - capslockrage (05/06/2014) [-]
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#21 - jandude (05/06/2014) [-]
NEE GIJ ZIJT DOM

en morgen is frank er weer met meer weer
#19 - ruckallthefules (05/06/2014) [-]
Boos?
#14 - koalasaurus (05/06/2014) [-]
#12 - kingkittan (05/06/2014) [-]
#23 - sardukai (05/06/2014) [-]
nederland > belgië

all belgium's bases are belong to dutch
#33 - anonymous (05/06/2014) [-]
You're both massively irrelevant. Love, a country that actually matters in the EU.
User avatar #42 - stefanovic (05/06/2014) [-]
Our chocolate is always relevant...

Greetings from the capital of the EU, Brussels
User avatar #49 - lotengo (05/06/2014) [-]
ik leg dit hier even neer

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Dutch_inventions_and_discoveries

Als je geen zin hebt om het allemaal te lezen, Nederland is de geboorteplaats van cacaopoeder en bakermat van de hedendaagse chocolade industrie
User avatar #58 - stefanovic (05/06/2014) [-]
Bedankt, ik zal er zeker aan denken wanneer ik nog eens een stuk heerlijke, Nederlandse chocolade eet
User avatar #59 - lotengo (05/06/2014) [-]
brotip, verwacht niet te veel van het WK2014, jullie zullen ons nooit evenaren.
User avatar #60 - stefanovic (05/06/2014) [-]
Weten we allemaal wel, ik (en de meeste mensen die ik ken) zijn al tevreden als we de groepsronde overleven
#44 - anonymous (05/06/2014) [-]
Don't forget the beers, waffles, TinTin, the Smurfs, Mercator, Jacques Brel,... and ton of other edible and less edible things/people.
User avatar #38 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (05/06/2014) [-]
Dan hoeven ze nog niet zo te praten alsof het flikkers zijn
#9 - hentaiacc (05/06/2014) [-]
#27 - >something that's made for games >gaming …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/04/2014 on Xboner & Ramsay +16
User avatar #54 - irishsoulja (05/04/2014) [-]
"Who are all these console exclusive devs kidding"

Themselves
User avatar #39 - dawdawdwa (05/04/2014) [-]
Only game I was really sorry was console exclusive was God of War.... because when I emulated it I had to disconnect my second monitor due to driver incompatibility.

I`m pretty sure that would not be an issue nowadays.
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#7 - anonymous (03/27/2014) [-]
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