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Age: 22
Interests: VIDYUR AND MOZIK
Date Signed Up:2/15/2012
Last Login:10/23/2014
Location:Amsterdam
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Content Ranking:#3972
Comment Ranking:#9838
Highest Content Rank:#351
Highest Comment Rank:#4212
Content Thumbs: 13288 total,  14745 ,  1457
Comment Thumbs: 1981 total,  2269 ,  288
Content Level Progress: 26.6% (133/500)
Level 211 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 212 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 90% (90/100)
Level 218 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 219 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Content Views:834986
Times Content Favorited:562 times
Total Comments Made:394
FJ Points:13537
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#4 - These all looked like openings from Disney porn.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/14/2014 on proposing to Disney princesses +56
User avatar #12 - toosexyforyou (08/14/2014) [-]
Really? like which ones? there's so many websites of disgusting stuff, i need to know what to avoid. Do you have a link to those websites?
User avatar #43 - abject (08/14/2014) [-]
#9 - The servers are in the Netherlands. 08/14/2014 on Popular brand. - Scroll... +2
#446 - Acid. 08/10/2014 on What is the coolest thing I... +1
#39 - You're a big guy.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/05/2014 on pat 0
#45 - madome (08/05/2014) [-]
for you
#80 - How can this man be so based. 08/05/2014 on Retarded +2
#1351 - **sigmatempus rolls 9,643,860** 08/04/2014 on Roll for Green Text 0
#36 - I did this with Vodka, turns out, something that I didn't thou… 07/29/2014 on Get Rekt 0
#75 - Shame, the games are more than amazing. 07/26/2014 on samus is a girl? yeah we... 0
#60 - In her defense, a lot of Arab people speak French as a second …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2014 on How To Read Arabic 0
User avatar #63 - hashtronaut (07/22/2014) [-]
close enough to complete for it to work here lol
#1022 - **sigmatempus rolls 93,211** Kanye West, so she always loves… 07/21/2014 on Wife is in labor 0
#84 - Picture 07/21/2014 on This made me cry... +8
#37 - Picture 07/21/2014 on Relaxing SFW rules -1
#56 - You'll probably not get there alive with the limited rations, …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/18/2014 on fj users +10
User avatar #57 - doctorprofessornv (07/18/2014) [-]
At least I'll die with my dignity
#121 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/19/2014) [-]
You really wouldn't. Dying of scurvy, starvation, thirst or dysentery is not glamorous or dignified.

Also, I hate to break it to you, but you wouldn't make it to the Americas with only a small boat. You probably wouldn't make it to the Americas with a large boat. Then if you got there, you would most likely be killed by either wildlife or the natives.

If you went to Africa or Asia, you would not speak the language and would almost certainly be enslaved, outcast, or convicted of some crime and have your hands chopped off.

Seriously. There's optimism and there's dumbassery.
#5236 - But big brother admin , where's my **** colored … 07/18/2014 on Roll for Red 0
#3561 - **sigmatempus rolls 730,470,180** 07/09/2014 on Roll for Red Text 0
#51 - I'm a Kanye West fanboy and I love how biased I am. 07/03/2014 on Kanye's Flag +2
#5416 - **sigmatempus rolls 286,539,361** 07/02/2014 on highest roll gets yellow... 0
#62 - Hurry! Into the adventure Sedan! That sounds trustwor… 06/28/2014 on Don't Cheat 0
#3 - The only reason I got this is because psychadelicace made a co…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/16/2014 on happy fathers day +20
#20 - generalgestapo (06/17/2014) [-]
Did you ever watched Star Wars??
#4 - A war wolf. 06/14/2014 on it was friday the 13th last... +14
#32 - Dicknut. 06/11/2014 on Nice View 0
#1253 - **sigmatempus rolled image ** oh boy gee darn 05/30/2014 on This is what will turn you gay 0
#7069 - **sigmatempus rolled image ** 05/28/2014 on *roll picture* 0
#26 - Looks like Donte. 05/24/2014 on Genderbends 0
#6 - And proper grammar. 05/18/2014 on Facebook 0
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#7 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/27/2014) [-]
faggot
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