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Age: 22
Date Signed Up:2/15/2012
Last Login:12/28/2014
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#15 - That kid with the dress at the end made me more mad than anyth… 10/26/2014 on Stop crying and eat your... +3
#134 - **sigmatempus rolls 181** Yasmin, Megan or Killzor Omega x12 10/26/2014 on Help me name my kid 0
#50 - Imagine how the sky touch is. 10/19/2014 on What does this say? 0
#18 - He probably got forced to.  [+] (13 new replies) 10/18/2014 on GAWKER ADS GETS PULLED OFF... +17
User avatar #81 - scowler (10/19/2014) [-]
Same thing happened to Moot, I think.

Don't play along, snap pictures of the evidence of coercion, and post that instead.

I've got nothing against women.
#55 - anonymous (10/19/2014) [-]
"I fucked it up, and I'm sorry!"

So, basically, if you didn't get in shit, you wouldn't have apologized at all. Nice.
#75 - anonymous (10/19/2014) [-]
That's how apologies work 95% of the time you retard
User avatar #76 - autonomous (10/19/2014) [-]
Everyone knows that, we just don't make it obvious like numb-nuts in the half-assed apology tweets.
User avatar #39 - temporalguardian (10/19/2014) [-]
I dont buy it.
User avatar #23 - stifflimb (10/18/2014) [-]
Hm, the lack of a response to the boxing challenge here disturbs me...
User avatar #22 - checkemtrain (10/18/2014) [-]
Yeah,still if they allow that to happen in the first place and hire those people than they all need to burn,every single company and person
#21 - vividfiasco (10/18/2014) [-]
The way he wrote that just makes my blood boil and rubs me the wrong way. Bitch if you're gonna apologize, do it right and actually fucking mean it (even though he never will). Go donate to an organization that helps against bullying, start an anti-bullying campaign. Something. Just sitting on your ass doing completely nothing, hoping for all this badpress and archived photos to disappear is the cheap way out. Arghhhsdjafks.
User avatar #83 - jvizzlez (10/19/2014) [-]
It's 4:00 AM right now, and I just had to log on to say this. This man, Sam Biddle, is the foulest, most undeserving... eh, hold on, let me get my copypasta.

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. You dirty, stuck-up, sadistic, shit-eating, cock-sucking, butt-fucking, penis-smelling, crotch-grabbing, ball-licking, semen-drinking, dog-raping, Nazi-loving, child-touching, cow-humping, perverted, spineless, heartless, mindless, dickless, testicle-choking, urine-gargling, jerk-offing, horse-faced, sheep-fondling, toilet-kissing, self-centered, feces-puking, dildo-shoving, snot-spitting, crap-gathering, big-nosed, monkey-slapping, bastard-screwing, bean-shitting, fart-knocking, sack-busting, splooge-tasting, bear-blowing, head-swallowing, bitch-snatching, handjobbing, donkey-caressing, mucus-spewing, anal-plugging, ho-grabbing, uncircumcised, sewer-sipping, whore mongering, piss-swimming, midget-munching, douche bag, ho-biting, carnivorous, mail-order prostituting ASSHOLE; As they say in Texas. I’ll bet you couldn’t pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won’t go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You’re a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon. You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformation. I barf at the very thought of you... too tired to post others.
#58 - asftrooper (10/19/2014) [-]
#59 - vividfiasco (10/19/2014) [-]
Perhaps its time to make a Twitter account and join in on this hot mess.
#28 - databutt (10/18/2014) [-]
You know what the most infurating part of his 'apology' is?

This is what children do to navigate attention away from their lies. They mention something else hoping it will distract you. "Oh he likes Fridays! I like Fridays! All is forgiven." Fuck off Biddle.
#20 - databutt (10/18/2014) [-]
This is bullshit, his boss relayed the sentiment. Anyone have the archive of that tweet? An apology won't work this time Biddlefuck.
#11 - Okay, now hear this, so many people complained about the album…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/26/2014 on music +4
User avatar #19 - burningchimera (09/26/2014) [-]
Oddly enough it got rid of itslef on my phone
#44 - I actually voted for Pewdiepie in this because I hate everyone… 09/23/2014 on Guess Who's Nominated 0
#164 - Please. 09/21/2014 on gamergate bullshit whatever 0
#39 - I think Bush Junior would be pretty mad. 09/16/2014 on then everything changed 0
#34 - The difference between Eminem and Kanye is that Kanye makes co…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/08/2014 on A true legend (Eminem Comp) -1
#66 - anonymous (09/08/2014) [-]
>kanye makes consistently good content

Top lel.
#48 - That's why I like it so much, they work so well together. 08/19/2014 on No Fucks Given +2
#24 - I ******* love Common.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/19/2014 on No Fucks Given +5
User avatar #39 - darkmagicmge (08/19/2014) [-]
His best album. Produced by Kanye.
User avatar #48 - sigmatempus (08/19/2014) [-]
That's why I like it so much, they work so well together.
#8 - Picture 08/16/2014 on Vegetables +30
#4 - These all looked like openings from Disney porn.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/14/2014 on proposing to Disney princesses +56
User avatar #12 - toosexyforyou (08/14/2014) [-]
Really? like which ones? there's so many websites of disgusting stuff, i need to know what to avoid. Do you have a link to those websites?
User avatar #43 - abject (08/14/2014) [-]
#9 - The servers are in the Netherlands. 08/14/2014 on Popular brand. - Scroll... +2
#446 - Acid. 08/10/2014 on What is the coolest thing I... +1
#39 - You're a big guy.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/05/2014 on pat 0
#45 - madome (08/05/2014) [-]
for you
#80 - How can this man be so based. 08/05/2014 on Retarded +2
#1351 - **sigmatempus rolls 9,643,860** 08/04/2014 on Roll for Green Text 0
#36 - I did this with Vodka, turns out, something that I didn't thou… 07/29/2014 on Get Rekt 0
#75 - Shame, the games are more than amazing. 07/26/2014 on samus is a girl? yeah we... 0
#60 - In her defense, a lot of Arab people speak French as a second …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2014 on How To Read Arabic 0
User avatar #63 - hashtronaut (07/22/2014) [-]
close enough to complete for it to work here lol
#1022 - **sigmatempus rolls 93,211** Kanye West, so she always loves… 07/21/2014 on Wife is in labor 0
#84 - Picture 07/21/2014 on This made me cry... +8
#37 - Picture 07/21/2014 on Relaxing SFW rules -1
#56 - You'll probably not get there alive with the limited rations, …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/18/2014 on fj users +10
User avatar #57 - doctorprofessornv (07/18/2014) [-]
At least I'll die with my dignity
#121 - anonymous (07/19/2014) [-]
You really wouldn't. Dying of scurvy, starvation, thirst or dysentery is not glamorous or dignified.

Also, I hate to break it to you, but you wouldn't make it to the Americas with only a small boat. You probably wouldn't make it to the Americas with a large boat. Then if you got there, you would most likely be killed by either wildlife or the natives.

If you went to Africa or Asia, you would not speak the language and would almost certainly be enslaved, outcast, or convicted of some crime and have your hands chopped off.

Seriously. There's optimism and there's dumbassery.
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