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Date Signed Up:2/15/2012
Last Login:11/27/2014
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#15 - That kid with the dress at the end made me more mad than anyth… 10/26/2014 on Stop crying and eat your... +3
#134 - **sigmatempus rolls 181** Yasmin, Megan or Killzor Omega x12 10/26/2014 on Help me name my kid 0
#50 - Imagine how the sky touch is. 10/19/2014 on What does this say? 0
#18 - He probably got forced to.  [+] (13 new replies) 10/18/2014 on GAWKER ADS GETS PULLED OFF... +17
User avatar #81 - scowler (10/19/2014) [-]
Same thing happened to Moot, I think.

Don't play along, snap pictures of the evidence of coercion, and post that instead.

I've got nothing against women.
#55 - Womens Study Major (10/19/2014) [-]
"I fucked it up, and I'm sorry!"

So, basically, if you didn't get in shit, you wouldn't have apologized at all. Nice.
#75 - Womens Study Major (10/19/2014) [-]
That's how apologies work 95% of the time you retard
User avatar #76 - autonomous (10/19/2014) [-]
Everyone knows that, we just don't make it obvious like numb-nuts in the half-assed apology tweets.
User avatar #39 - temporalguardian (10/19/2014) [-]
I dont buy it.
User avatar #23 - stifflimb (10/18/2014) [-]
Hm, the lack of a response to the boxing challenge here disturbs me...
User avatar #22 - checkemtrain (10/18/2014) [-]
Yeah,still if they allow that to happen in the first place and hire those people than they all need to burn,every single company and person
#21 - vividfiasco (10/18/2014) [-]
The way he wrote that just makes my blood boil and rubs me the wrong way. Bitch if you're gonna apologize, do it right and actually fucking mean it (even though he never will). Go donate to an organization that helps against bullying, start an anti-bullying campaign. Something. Just sitting on your ass doing completely nothing, hoping for all this badpress and archived photos to disappear is the cheap way out. Arghhhsdjafks.
User avatar #83 - jvizzlez (10/19/2014) [-]
It's 4:00 AM right now, and I just had to log on to say this. This man, Sam Biddle, is the foulest, most undeserving... eh, hold on, let me get my copypasta.

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. You dirty, stuck-up, sadistic, shit-eating, cock-sucking, butt-fucking, penis-smelling, crotch-grabbing, ball-licking, semen-drinking, dog-raping, Nazi-loving, child-touching, cow-humping, perverted, spineless, heartless, mindless, dickless, testicle-choking, urine-gargling, jerk-offing, horse-faced, sheep-fondling, toilet-kissing, self-centered, feces-puking, dildo-shoving, snot-spitting, crap-gathering, big-nosed, monkey-slapping, bastard-screwing, bean-shitting, fart-knocking, sack-busting, splooge-tasting, bear-blowing, head-swallowing, bitch-snatching, handjobbing, donkey-caressing, mucus-spewing, anal-plugging, ho-grabbing, uncircumcised, sewer-sipping, whore mongering, piss-swimming, midget-munching, douche bag, ho-biting, carnivorous, mail-order prostituting ASSHOLE; As they say in Texas. I’ll bet you couldn’t pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won’t go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You’re a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon. You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformation. I barf at the very thought of you... too tired to post others.
#58 - asftrooper (10/19/2014) [-]
#59 - vividfiasco (10/19/2014) [-]
Perhaps its time to make a Twitter account and join in on this hot mess.
#28 - databutt (10/18/2014) [-]
You know what the most infurating part of his 'apology' is?

This is what children do to navigate attention away from their lies. They mention something else hoping it will distract you. "Oh he likes Fridays! I like Fridays! All is forgiven." Fuck off Biddle.
#20 - databutt (10/18/2014) [-]
This is bullshit, his boss relayed the sentiment. Anyone have the archive of that tweet? An apology won't work this time Biddlefuck.
#11 - Okay, now hear this, so many people complained about the album…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/26/2014 on music +4
User avatar #19 - burningchimera (09/26/2014) [-]
Oddly enough it got rid of itslef on my phone
#44 - I actually voted for Pewdiepie in this because I hate everyone… 09/23/2014 on Guess Who's Nominated 0
#164 - Please. 09/21/2014 on gamergate bullshit whatever 0
#39 - I think Bush Junior would be pretty mad. 09/16/2014 on then everything changed 0
#34 - The difference between Eminem and Kanye is that Kanye makes co…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/08/2014 on A true legend (Eminem Comp) -1
#66 - Womens Study Major (09/08/2014) [-]
>kanye makes consistently good content

Top lel.
#48 - That's why I like it so much, they work so well together. 08/19/2014 on No Fucks Given +2

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