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#1 - No risk no reward. Honestly though, this is a good idea. 07/08/2016 on PSA +1
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#10 - justtocomment (07/06/2016) [-]
1) Then they are just another token black character
2) It's not a fucking agenda. It's an artistic direction. There isn't a conspiracy to get rid of the white identify.
Miles Moranis said "I don't want to be the 'black spiderman' I just want to be spiderman". They literally mocked the tumblr culture of "OMG HE'S BLACK WE'RE WINNING" with their first major racial swap in a character.
#20 - sherlockbatman (07/06/2016) [-]
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you know everything released by marvel isn't made by the same writer, right?
one guy wasn't a faggot about his new character
not suddenly turning parker black btw, an actual new character becoming an alt spiderman, so it's not exactly comparable. nice ad example though. you could've picked the female Hawkeye, but even then she wasn't replacing the OG male one.
one guy gets it kinda right and suddenly that's everyone's argument that marvel isn't a SJW clusterfuck
if anything, this would just prove that someone at marvel recognizes that what they're doing to their characters is pandering and shallow, but didn't try and save the rest of our beloved IP's from the left-wing redesign plague
at least DC has the half-balls to admit/imply their shitty reboot mistakes by unbooting their universe back to status quo with this Rebirth mcguffin.
Marvel needs to follow suit and revert a lot of their stuff to the way it was when it sold the best because none of the people fighting for affirmative action in comics ever actually buy them
#21 - justtocomment (07/06/2016) [-]
Then what the fuck are you on about? This isn't Tony Stark - it's a new character taking on the mantle. Literally what you've just described as acceptable.
#22 - sherlockbatman (07/06/2016) [-]
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the hawkeye one would've been a good example to use for that very reason
it was done kind of okay because she wasn't taking anything away from the established character, ie: stealing his identity
looks like this black girl will be replacing tony stark and we will have no more real iron man
just like Whor literally stole the powers and title from Thor, this Iron Woman is removing Stark Iron Man from his own comic and taking his place in the suit as the only Iron Person(?? is this what it's come to?)
pandering like this has had a noticeable and detrimental effect on the quality and sales of comics, especially for marvel
comics written by SJWs to be extra PC aren't even about superheroes anymore because the type of people writing them don't like superheroes they just want their ideals forced into all media. and no one reads their work because the art often looks like it was done for a flash project with sketchy, unfinished linework and no backgrounds.
the writing ends up being more of their propaganda. all text boxes and no action and all the text is slice-of-life drama that just happens to be about people in tights
they don't even solve crimes, they usually don't have fight scenes, and more often than not, all the plot and dialogue is blatant SJW pandering
this is obviously forced, look how "we wuz kangz" she looks
that's an intentional design to pander to BLM groups
I'm tired of marvel's shock value tactics of temporarily replacing and changing characters to be progressive. right Cap?
it fucks up the timeline of a lot of characters and that's not something marvel needs more of
the only thing that can save this is intriguing plots and good writing, something marvel ran out of years ago
#23 - justtocomment (07/06/2016) [-]
Look, I'm not about to convince any of you autistronauts not to judge this by the cover. The comic could be pure fucking gold and this site would shit on it because it's so far up the ass of the SJWs on tumblr that they see nothing but their shit.
Call it pandering or whatever the hell you like: I've got enough comments here to leave me swamped in red thumbs for days, so I'm just done. Y'all enjoy your circle jerk.
#24 - sherlockbatman (07/06/2016) [-]
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even if her stories are just as good/better than original recipe tony, it'd be a disservice to fans to replace him completely
black spider-man wasn't main universe
neither is spider-gwen
look at the Loblow gay vampire looking new Lobo disaster
look at black human torch
look at poor fucking Hellcat
think of it this way: you're a fan of a film series and they reboot it, interrupting the current storyline, never to be finished. not only that, they replaced the main character with some new guy and you're not as into it anymore. you liked the series before and this is going in a new, really niche direction. it's actually pretty bland. you would lose interest in that series after that right?
you wouldn't keep going to see Bourne Legacy sequels for the same reason people don't want their classic characters so drastically changed
#25 - justtocomment (07/06/2016) [-]
Tony Stark is stepping down from the mantle of Iron Man at end of Civil War II
Teenage wunderkind inspired by iron man builds a knock off suit herself throughout her college years. Stark decides she could (and should) replace him.
How is that a disservice? It's not deleting the old character, it's not even removing him from the picture to make room for a new character. It's finally taking a threat he's been making since his first major incident (to stop being Iron Man) and making it a reality. He's done saving the world, but he still knows the world needs saving.
Now please, explain to me why the wunderkind fanboy can't be a black female?
#26 - sherlockbatman (07/06/2016) [-]
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there are like 20 people in iron man suits just like there are like 15 people in the Bat-family (including a black guy in an iron man suit, oddly enough)
the problem is him stepping down at all, creating the need for her to replace him
she is absolutely stealing the title and replacing him in the comics. maybe that's not how the story says it, but that's what's happening in reality
it's a disservice to Stark as a character to have him give up being iron man because the going got tough. that's a shitty, cowardly character flaw and it's tony's worst trait. to have him follow through on it in what looks to be a full-length series is telling all the fans "your hero bitched out and quit. try and enjoy the scab he found to do his job while he does something safer"
they're definitely gonna bring him back because the people want tony, so I don't know who they think they're fooling with this again
just like Thor comes back
just like Banner will be Hulk again
just like Cap's Hydra membership was a trick all along and also his old age is gone again too
they'll backtrack anyway, so why not skip the commercial failure and just add characters without removing others?
if tony stark is stepping down, he is being removed from the story, maybe relegated to a background role
I'm sure we'll see him as often as we see Alfred in Batman comics
#27 - justtocomment (07/06/2016) [-]
But Iron Man has been talking about quitting for years now... He wants to go back to fun science stuff, not having to drop everything once a year to go face possible death.
This isn't Thor suddenly fucking off, or The Hulk being randomly replaced with a Asian kid. This isn't Batman in his prime saying "fuck it, I just want to be a business man, one of you bird-themed assholes take over".
This is an aging man who has wanted a way out for years, and finally has one. The other people with Iron Man suits can't take his place, because they're just people in suits. A kid who went to MIT around the same age Tony went to college, then builds their own suit on their own? That's proof of merit to Tony Stark in the most legit of ways. There is literally no better way for him to decide to pass down the mantle.
#28 - sherlockbatman (07/06/2016) [-]
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>with great power comes great responsibility
>"but I wanna do fun stuff, responsibilty is hard"
it doesn't matter if he wants a way out, heroes don't get to retire, they fight until they die. it's not like it even matters if he's old, the suit does the work, he does the thinking. is he too old to think?
Nick Fury, Captain America, Wolverine. they all kept going into old age
you fight until you literally can't anymore
him aging out is bullshit, he went for decades without aging. every other hero gets his immortality mcguffin. even tony's come back from the dead and gotten rejuvenated before
it would be no problem to keep him going in a universe with so many reality-changing people, artifacts, and phenomena
#29 - justtocomment (07/06/2016) [-]
Tony Stark wants out. That's not even remotely debatable. You can say he's not allowed out, and he says "fuck that I'm still young enough to be a sexy old guy". You tell him he has a responsibility to the world, he would argue (quite accurately) that he can do more for the world by generating, providing, teaching, and expanding than he can do by fighting bad guys in a shiny suit.
He faced the "you have an obligation to be Iron Man" bullshit and let it pull him back in. Now he has a way to get out and not be missed. Tony "Fuck You, I Do What I Want" Stark would absolutely take that. He doesn't treat the superheroes biz like some patriotic duty like Cap. He doesn't see it as all he's good for like Wolverine. He doesn't feel the guilt of loss to drive him like Spiderman. He built the suit out of necessity, kept it out of ego, and got stuck in it by default. He had his fun, and just like with all his other toys and projects he's ready for a new one.
If it were any other character just saying "fuck it I quit" I'd probably agree with you. But Stark? I'd just be surprised he didn't quit sooner.
#30 - sherlockbatman (07/06/2016) [-]
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it's not up to him though
it's the writer's job to keep him in that perpetual limbo of begrudging heroics, not because it makes sense for the character, but because that is the status quo of the comic. that's who that character is
it's the same reason Peter Parker was in some kind of infinite puberty for decades and nothing would ever makes sense about himself or his relationships and he caused himself so much drama
it was like the world matured around him and kept getting more real and dark until he was contrasting against the rest of the characters, like the only angsty teenager at an adult dinner party.
and main universe spidey has not really deviated from the "he's a big kid doing man's work even when he's an adult too" style that's made it so popular
what I'm saying is this direction marvel is going in is mini-series material at best, but they're using it to shape their whole new line-up for the new generation and it won't last
#31 - justtocomment (07/06/2016) [-]
And that doesn't get stale?
How many times can I read about Peter Parker getting bitten by a spider, watching Uncle Ben die, then being awkward?
How many times can I read Iron Man wax on about quitting before it stops having any weight?
#32 - sherlockbatman (07/06/2016) [-]
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yeah, they don't keep rebooting parker, they just keep him in the same mental state and have the universe keep dumping on him forever
it didn't get stale because the writing was either so good or so crazy you couldn't miss it
the interesting writers aren't running out of good ideas, in fact, they are being forced to abandon good storylines to squeeze in this bullshit

how many times can I read about The Punisher murdering criminals and mourning his family?
how many times can I read about Banner trying to control/get rid of the Hulk?
how many times can I read about Batman foiling the Joker before it gets stale?
How many moral crises can I read about Superman having?
How many times can I read about a superhero fighting crime before it gets stale?
why don't they just replace all the superhero aspects with something totally different, like talking about personal life issues and politics?
isn't it time for something new? it's 2015 people, aren't we over this whole "comic book" fad yet? it's not very inclusive to people who don't like comics

if the medium you enjoy loses its luster, you find a new hobby or add some shine yourself. don't ruin it for everyone else.
this is exactly the same as loving vanilla ice cream for years, getting bored of it, and trying to change the very definition of "vanilla" to represent a more exotic flavor instead
#33 - justtocomment (07/06/2016) [-]
how many times can I read about Banner trying to control/get rid of the Hulk? Which is why the new Hulk actually enjoys the power. It's pretty fucking refreshing.
how many times can I read about Batman foiling the Joker before it gets stale? Which is why Batman retired unless you read his reboots. And why his popularity as a character is dwindling.
How many moral crises can I read about Superman having? Which is why his movies suck and every DC comic has to come up with an excuse for why Superman isn't available to just end everything.
#34 - sherlockbatman (07/06/2016) [-]
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except all those DC reboots have met with poor sales and general disinterest, hence the Rebirth storyline they're doing right now to unboot all their changes
and Totally Awesome Hulk is garbage, he's not even angry.
Hulk's stories were interesting because of Banner's involvement or because of the Hulk's rage
you say refreshing, I call these changes bland. making iconic characters all into the same progressive young kid with the same safe-for-kids "wit"
"oh, they're fun now. look at all the teen heroes with their teen personalities taking over and representing the new teen market"
except teens that like that don't like or buy comics
all of these new characters have the same interchangeable PC-movement personality or are just turning into Wadepool