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#183 - Comment deleted 08/04/2012 on PS1 + PS2 = PS3 0
#152 - That is NOT what the christian religion is about 06/14/2012 on Good idea +7
#132 - I insist that this is the best love story 06/14/2012 on boomerang love +2
#381 - christians are supposed to love each other, and others no matt…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/14/2012 on Zlamous +8
#399 - dcstud (06/14/2012) [-]
www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Mahatma_Gandhi/
yet again Gandhi says that.

You can not put sin in a box an hate it. You can however hate the one who sins becouse of his sin.
carm.org/does-god-hate-anyone
User avatar #386 - awkwardsauce (06/14/2012) [-]
"God hates YOU"

"YOU'RE going to hell"

The signs that the kid is holding says otherwise.
User avatar #435 - xyxoz (06/14/2012) [-]
I don't hate my little brother, but I despise the things he does to get on my nerves.
Likewise, Christians shouldn't hate the people who sin, but the sin itself for the harm. While true, sin is an action and a choice, most humans know shame and the difference between right and wrong. Those who refuse to acknowledge basic moral fiber are fools and their actions are bad.

TLDR: You view someone on their actions, and those actions are what affect things.
#393 - myquil (06/14/2012) [-]
The kid is being manipulated by his parents and is being filled with lies about God.
#604 - Comment deleted 06/14/2012 on Don't blink +1
#297 - cool story bro. . . tell it again.  [+] (4 new replies) 06/14/2012 on i dont think they get it. +2
User avatar #301 - domojames (06/14/2012) [-]
>we dont have Rick Perry first of all running for president
>We dont have justin beiber and rebecca black
>we dont have upcoming zombies
> we dont give a crap if someone illegally passes through the border towards us.
>at this rate, the mexican/hispanic population will takeover in america the hispanic population is larger and is the majority than the "caucasian" and were still considered the minorites <=!! AMERICAN LOGIC HURR DURR!!

BESIDES dont act like america isnt a shithole, at this point mexico has a better economy in some ways. Also America has druglords as well and has the highest death rate from drugs, its more likely to be killed over here than over there


You're welcome :D
User avatar #325 - kazumamikura (06/14/2012) [-]
although i do agree to some degree, there is just one problem with that statement, Mexico's border is actually alot stricter than the one here in the U.S mostly because of all the drugs that come up from Colombia and what not, they have stricter policies and rules.
User avatar #332 - domojames (06/14/2012) [-]
well i ment americans coming to mexico mostly......
but in america you can pass to canada to free but to come back you have to pay a certain amount of change......
User avatar #333 - kazumamikura (06/14/2012) [-]
oh my bad, but yeah thats how it usually goes, same thing for Brazil, they hate people from Argentina but everyone else is cool
#93 - *cough* 4.2 gpa and not a douch bag *cough* 06/14/2012 on Things we have over the years -2
#126 - Picture 06/14/2012 on I think im about to be... +1
#110 - Picture  [+] (28 new replies) 06/14/2012 on the Art of Can Crushing... +3
#299 - anonymous (06/15/2012) [-]
You're some dude that had his whore killed, so you say "Fuck you guys, I'm gonna get the gods up in this bitch!" so you take their shit. Gods tell you to start killing some pushovers. you kill them all, and the gods are all like "fuck you too kid!" and They posses you with some sort of black shadow nigger. you then go into a holy water pool and are turned into a little fucking kid again! Oh don't worry though, you can fuck your whore again, cause they fucking brought her back to life!


And that's where Ico starts off...
User avatar #275 - sergeantwang (06/15/2012) [-]
You play as some Italian asshole whose punk-ass brother and father are executed, and you go on a quest of revenge or something. Turns out they were part of a secret society of morally questionable dudes in white robes who stab people a lot, and you get offered to join them. The thing is, everyone in said secret society is a total pushover, because apparently nobody really cares about them anymore. In the end, you finally corner the man who killed your dad and brother, and was behind pretty much every event in the entire fucking game and.....
You say "Fuck, I think I left the sink running. You can just be on your way, friend"
#229 - anonymous (06/15/2012) [-]
Youre a homeless rat who smashes shit with a stick
User avatar #210 - raberintodesu (06/15/2012) [-]
You just click anywhere, see numbers everywhere and explode.
User avatar #180 - joshofsouls (06/14/2012) [-]
Basically, you're this little poorly made doll thing, you have this brown box thing in space.. Or someone's bedroom, or fuck I dunno, and you go around playing with other poorly made doll things that insist on slapping shitty decorations on you instead of completing the levels you spend 45 minutes finding in a sea of endless shit.

You can hop onto a fucking moon and make shit with those people. You can make, like, rocket dicks, and super death traps from really laggy explosives, all while having a very limited creative bar, and a shitty group of little fucking poorly crafted SACK DOLLS, who want to ruin everything you make.
#174 - DrMeatCack (06/14/2012) [-]
Your a nigger and your in a gang and then them niqquz betray you and you fuck them and it feels good
User avatar #168 - furiousmarshmellow (06/14/2012) [-]
MW2
User avatar #167 - roooledoulf (06/14/2012) [-]
There are 2 factions that both seem ultimately retarded in their views. You choose from 10 different races a side and then a bunch of seriously unbalanced classes and go into a game world packed to the brim with elitists. Then you do the same thing over and over by clicking on enemies untill your reach the max level, then you do it again until you have the best gear, then do it again until you finish the game and all the acheivements. Or you can go around fighting the other faction in totally unbalanced fights that result in one side totally smashed unless you get 10 other elitists and then fight their team of elitists.

Boss fights can take up to 20 minuites or more and a single mistake kills you.

You cant solo any of the group activities, you have to do it with a bunch of elitist 12 year olds instead.
#197 - anonymous (06/15/2012) [-]
are you describing WoW? because it sounds like you're describing WoW.

and i agree.
User avatar #228 - roooledoulf (06/15/2012) [-]
haha yeah, i made it into some OC on my profile, people dont like it though
User avatar #155 - androiddxx (06/14/2012) [-]
You get your grimy ass flung out in some forsaken wasteland, and spend the entire ordeal kissing other people's ass just so you can go see your daddy who dies anyway, all the while avoiding cancer inducing radiation.
User avatar #160 - androiddxx (06/14/2012) [-]
*asses
User avatar #154 - roooledoulf (06/14/2012) [-]
Basically, you are some terribly voiced guy who walks like a retard. You go around with low poly guns shooting people with crap cover mechanics, most of the missions are crappy driving ones that involve painstakingly long and pointless objectives. The world is open but its not even that big compared to its predecessors. Totally unrealistic in everyway, but not unrealistic enough to make it fun either. The engine is poorly optimized for pc, and on xbox and ps3 it looks like shit. Turning on shadows on a high end graphics card will crush it into oblivion. There are only like 30 car types in a world thats meant to represent real life new york (Liberty city). Cops shoot you for bumping them lightly with a car. Every single thing you do is totally pointless and you receive no satisfaction from shooting people with crappy aiming mechanics. It gets irritating to be followed 24/7 by helicopters with snipers on them just for resisting arrest. Missions pay you shit, killing peds pay you even shitter so you spend half the time crying in the mud begging for guns untill the end of the game which takes countless hours to reach in which there is no more use for the guns because the game has automatically degraded itself to shit. Might aswell throw the damn thing away, and its shitty expansions. One of the expansions is a bout a gay guy who makes shit jokes and tries to be a bodyguard or some shit. The other is about some biker who makes shit jokes and tries to get his gang back on the streets like some 80s cheesy biker story.

GTA IV (PC)
User avatar #149 - pdvamp (06/14/2012) [-]
you walk around for hours on end just hitting imaginary monsters with your cardboard sword and you kiss say that you're doing this to save your little kid crush from the bad man
User avatar #151 - pdvamp (06/14/2012) [-]
oops take out the kiss part of that i meant to delete that but i forgot
#147 - JohnJohnboy (06/14/2012) [-]
You're this kid with a fairy and you play a flute like instrument to save the world
#145 - baitak (06/14/2012) [-]
Some jack ass runs around with a chainsaw on his guns and kills aliens with it with a beaner, a nigger, and an asshole.
User avatar #141 - noblekira (06/14/2012) [-]
Basically you have this massive bucket of piss which is Halo Reach's engine which seems kinda cool up until you're bored of all the flashy bullshit. Multiplayer was a waste of time to create it's like who can armour lock the most, finally the biggest piece of wank about the campaign... 5 of the 6 main characters die and you are one of them!
#131 - hornyharris (06/14/2012) [-]
a space man talks to people, convinces people he's the shit and also kills robots and mean people
#128 - FatherPedobear (06/14/2012) [-]
This fucking doctor kidnaps your rich ass and puts you in prison. Theres this clown who wants to kill you and he gives you blood poisoning. You have your slave send you armor and shit, and you beat up these retard thugs. Then you kill the stupid clown after this immortal guy kills the doctor.
#127 - anonymous (06/14/2012) [-]
My favorite game involved some guy that looks like one of Santa's Elves and takes a sword and goes through several old, crumpled, ancient buildings to collect mystical items and save a princess from a pig.
User avatar #125 - dragontaming (06/14/2012) [-]
Cock fighting meets Charles Darwin
User avatar #120 - wilvine (06/14/2012) [-]
You play as a discharged space commander who likes to sleep with all his crewmembers so that he can destroy these bitches that are evil, the ending sucks. Hackett out.
User avatar #117 - gildemoono (06/14/2012) [-]
all you do is get bitched at for walking through these damn doors that this asshole TELLS us to make for 'testing.'
User avatar #115 - lolsimples (06/14/2012) [-]
well, the beaner and some chimp find some bullshit,and talks to animals, and then you find your shit, and you go home
User avatar #114 - kargale (06/14/2012) [-]
Halo 3 was another generic shooter, you went here, shot this, and rode around in some fancy vehicles, i mean at the start of the game you fell from space for almost no reason, then you hoped right up and started fighting, im sorry but that just screams horribly depth of quality, the guns are bland and most do the same thing in different times, and then half of the enemies kill themselves trying to kill you! not to mention half of the enemies run away and stop fighting as soon as you point a gun at them, aside from all that you'd think the game would be good in other aspects but no, its graphics dont rival that of anything else at the time of its release, and its soundtrack sounds just like the two before it, only more piano's involved, if you want to waste money, buy halo 3
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#113 - selfjell (06/14/2012) [-]
...... I lost
#323 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/14/2012 on LoKi +2
#375 - jellyinjector (06/14/2012) [-]
I swear, I know a park that has that purple dinosaur thing. It rocks back and forth and such.
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