Can that really be called a microbe? I mean...that's a sperm with a bow on it's head.

I suppose "Life is a sexually transmitted disease" but...seriously though. Sperm with a bow.

well the ova (egg) has a pink bow to match, I think that is why it has the bow. If you have seen the plushies they are supposed to look adorable, like the flesh eating bacteria has a fork and knife and mad cow is Holstein patterned.

I'm sorry man, but they just don't look/act like dogs. They look and act like Wild Cats(Lion, Tiger, Cheetah).....but for the sake of compromise, they are the Legendary CatDogs.

*cats

i uh... dont get it

The game mechanic for these legionaries was that they constantly change routes each time you entered a different route yourself, sometimes they bounce between two routes or go halfway across Johto, or end up right in front of you when you least expect it.

It is about how you can go from zone to zone, and it will hop back and forth between two other zones before randomly showing up really close to you. Then it will run away.
Or I'm just wrong.

please tell me those aren't real. I don't really keep up with new pokemon. please tell me those aren't actually pokemon.

It's actually only one Pokemon, but different forms of him. You can take a Rotom to a specific place in Platnium, and in later versions of the game, and make him take over a Fridge, Fan, Lawnmower, Oven?, and Washer to give him a specific type of move, which is replaced if you change him to something else. He still remains Ghost/Lightning and is technically only one Pokemon, but his lore is that he can take over machines and use them to his advantage.

tl;dr It's just one Pokemon that can take over machines.

Because abunch of magnets and screws made so much more sense.....

I want to empathize with you to a degree, until recently I hadn't played ANY pokemon since the original Silver version for gameboy color. I got White 2 as a gift last year and have been addicted since then.

Honestly, I was at first even angered at how stupid-as-fuck some of the new ones are, but I realized there were stupid-as-fuck pokemon in the original 151, too. The good outweighs the bad for the most part. I still don't like the outrageous number of legendaries or the fact that the "god" pokemon looks like a deformed horse thing, but the game is great regardless.

Don't get me wrong. I wasn't a fan of the "3 of this pokemon makes a new one" logic either. But seriously? A fan, a microwave, a washing machine, a refrigerator, and a lawn mower? And...whatever that middle one is...

That's just lazy.

One device that performs many functions? Lazy may be right, but it's not inaccurate.

I'd be more likely to complain about the existence of Vanillux, the ice cream cone pokemon.

yeah that was another complaint i had

New!? Rotom is from Diamond and Pearl, which came out in 2006, and it's 5 other forms were from Platinum, which was 2008.

bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Rotom

Well new being a relative term. I stopped keeping track after Ruby/Sapphire.

That's 7 years. That's like saying Bush was recently re-elected president of the US.

He was re-elected? Next thing you know we'll have a black president!

I got some bad news for you then...
this is from the 4th gen.

Yeah but plain Rotom sucks ass, just teach Gengar thunderbolt

True, only Rotom wash is any good, it kind of was a Gimmick afterall.

Apparently I cannot type today.

please tell me those aren't real. I don't really keep up with new pokemon. please tell me those aren't actually pokemon.

It's actually only one Pokemon, but different forms of him. You can take a Rotom to a specific place in Platnium, and in later versions of the game, and make him take over a Fridge, Fan, Lawnmower, Oven?, and Washer to give him a specific type of move, which is replaced if you change him to something else. He still remains Ghost/Lightning and is technically only one Pokemon, but his lore is that he can take over machines and use them to his advantage.

tl;dr It's just one Pokemon that can take over machines.

Because abunch of magnets and screws made so much more sense.....

I want to empathize with you to a degree, until recently I hadn't played ANY pokemon since the original Silver version for gameboy color. I got White 2 as a gift last year and have been addicted since then.

Honestly, I was at first even angered at how stupid-as-fuck some of the new ones are, but I realized there were stupid-as-fuck pokemon in the original 151, too. The good outweighs the bad for the most part. I still don't like the outrageous number of legendaries or the fact that the "god" pokemon looks like a deformed horse thing, but the game is great regardless.

Don't get me wrong. I wasn't a fan of the "3 of this pokemon makes a new one" logic either. But seriously? A fan, a microwave, a washing machine, a refrigerator, and a lawn mower? And...whatever that middle one is...

That's just lazy.

One device that performs many functions? Lazy may be right, but it's not inaccurate.

I'd be more likely to complain about the existence of Vanillux, the ice cream cone pokemon.

yeah that was another complaint i had

New!? Rotom is from Diamond and Pearl, which came out in 2006, and it's 5 other forms were from Platinum, which was 2008.

bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Rotom

Well new being a relative term. I stopped keeping track after Ruby/Sapphire.

That's 7 years. That's like saying Bush was recently re-elected president of the US.

He was re-elected? Next thing you know we'll have a black president!

I got some bad news for you then...
this is from the 4th gen.

Yeah but plain Rotom sucks ass, just teach Gengar thunderbolt

True, only Rotom wash is any good, it kind of was a Gimmick afterall.