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shvalentin

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Age: 24
Date Signed Up:10/20/2011
Last Login:7/27/2016
Location:A dark basement somewhere in Denmark
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 24726 total,  27220 ,  2494
Comment Thumbs: 657 total,  694 ,  37
Content Level Progress: 72% (720/1000)
Level 224 Content: Mind Blower → Level 225 Content: Mind Blower
Comment Level Progress: 70% (7/10)
Level 165 Comments: Soldier Of Funnyjunk → Level 166 Comments: Soldier Of Funnyjunk
Subscribers:3
Content Views:492861
Times Content Favorited:1197 times
Total Comments Made:98
FJ Points:25404
Favorite Tags: comp (3) | Bacon (2) | FUNNYJUNK (2) | shit (2) | tags (2) | tits (2)
i like to masturbate... alot

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    sunflower seeds sunflower seeds
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    clever girl! clever girl!
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    every morning every morning
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    my nutcase mom my nutcase mom
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    OP is a fag OP is a fag
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    Blood must flow, for freedom to rise. Blood must flow, for freedom to...
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    a wild bush appeared! a wild bush appeared!
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    OH GOD WTF OH GOD WTF
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    not sure if NSFW not sure if NSFW
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    every morning every morning
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latest user's comments

#154 - There is literally none of those games that are not repetitive 12/21/2013 on If phones were games 0
#12 - I went to the cinema to watch this movie yesterday, just when …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/05/2013 on How about, no +84
#156 - anon (07/05/2013) [-]
You're that proverbial annoying teenager that sits right behind you in the movies, and can't stop giggling outloud and chatting with his other friends.

From the bottom of my heart, fuck you for deteriorating my movie experience
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#151 - ddoggdiggity (07/05/2013) [-]
yea most of my friends would try to beat the shit outta you
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#95 - xxhunterxx (07/05/2013) [-]
I did that the first time I watched it.
#14 - Even though i get what you are saying, the demand for Coca Coc…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/30/2013 on The World has Changed +1
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#21 - shinku (06/30/2013) [-]
its not nearly as high as fuel
#69 - Now i want to smoke a bear 06/27/2013 on Natural +2
#11 - I'm quite sure they taller than that. Get your facts straight,… 05/26/2013 on Blood must flow, for... +33
#39 - That is one serious case of anorexia. 05/21/2013 on soul +11
#28 - Apple does suck as a company, however most of their products a… 04/28/2013 on most hipster thing i have... +2
#12 - Most metal thing i've seen all day.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/01/2013 on Frog +4
#29 - sanguinesolitude (04/01/2013) [-]
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made me think of this
#352 - If i were to shoot up a school and some ******* kid threw a bo… 12/22/2012 on What do you think? 0
#19 - Don't know why i made this.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/03/2012 on Ha! +11
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#23 - lolwatthe (10/03/2012) [-]
That, I need to save that.
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#20 - puggles (10/03/2012) [-]
glad you like it.
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