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User avatar #48 - epicurious (08/01/2011) [-]
hello! =3
User avatar #139 to #48 - shunkahawolf (08/03/2011) [-]
me laying on the floor in a sex coma keeping my tail raised in case my master or my masters master wants to use me again always the obedient and ready pet
User avatar #140 to #139 - epicurious (08/03/2011) [-]
hehe, I think master's master is about to crash if he don't get some red bull in him soon =/
User avatar #141 to #140 - shunkahawolf (08/03/2011) [-]
scurries off to get you red bulls
User avatar #142 to #141 - epicurious (08/03/2011) [-]
Now that's an obedient pet, fetching master a red bull is an important task X3
User avatar #143 to #142 - shunkahawolf (08/03/2011) [-]
pet is rewarded with sex of some sort? -gives red bulls-
User avatar #144 to #143 - epicurious (08/03/2011) [-]
-pounces and tackles to the floor- hmm, I think pet may have earned a good sexing... -quickly chugs red bulls-
User avatar #145 to #144 - shunkahawolf (08/03/2011) [-]
meeps and blushes deeply tail wagging- m-master is to kind
User avatar #146 to #145 - epicurious (08/03/2011) [-]
-flicks your ears playfully as I stand up and look down at you-

kneel and stay.
User avatar #147 to #146 - shunkahawolf (08/03/2011) [-]
groans and squirms slightly ears flicking- c-carful those are really sensative -gulps and nods getting on my knees- [hey do you have yim or msn?]
User avatar #148 to #147 - epicurious (08/03/2011) [-]
-chuckles and scritches between your ears playfully- I'll bare that in mind pet. (greg_wilson91@ You need to login to view this link
User avatar #149 to #148 - shunkahawolf (08/03/2011) [-]
groans and squirms slightly beneath your paw- nnnn [added you]
User avatar #119 to #48 - shunkahawolf (08/03/2011) [-]
X3 very very true if he wanted he could rule us all with his sexy and i would gladly serve him mmm i wanna play with his sonic screwdriver
User avatar #120 to #119 - epicurious (08/03/2011) [-]
I would love to suck him into my time vortex
User avatar #121 to #120 - shunkahawolf (08/03/2011) [-]
i would ride his tardis all day
User avatar #122 to #121 - epicurious (08/03/2011) [-]
I would check to see if his pant leg was bigger on the inside
User avatar #123 to #122 - shunkahawolf (08/03/2011) [-]
i would knock[knot] three times every day but he wouldn't die well maybe from exhaustion
User avatar #124 to #123 - epicurious (08/03/2011) [-]
I would make him forget all about being the last of the timelords
User avatar #125 to #124 - shunkahawolf (08/03/2011) [-]
id call him master and doctor :3
User avatar #126 to #125 - epicurious (08/03/2011) [-]
(hehe, giggity X3) I would pilot his tardis
User avatar #127 to #126 - shunkahawolf (08/03/2011) [-]
i would let him warp my timeline so hard
User avatar #128 to #127 - epicurious (08/03/2011) [-]
I'd suck his dick.
User avatar #129 to #128 - shunkahawolf (08/03/2011) [-]
i would suck him **** him ride him and be his personal bitch
User avatar #130 to #129 - epicurious (08/03/2011) [-]
personally I would prefer to have him as my personal bitch, but that's just me X3
User avatar #131 to #130 - shunkahawolf (08/03/2011) [-]
nuuuu i a subby wolfy bitch :D
User avatar #132 to #131 - epicurious (08/03/2011) [-]
hehe, this is a weird turn of events, a subby wolf and a dom foxxy XP

And as for the doctor, I like to think of him with an adorable collar and leash inside of the tardis waiting for his master >///>
User avatar #133 to #132 - shunkahawolf (08/03/2011) [-]
and while hes waiting he would be ******* his bound wolfy pet hard fast and long ^w^
User avatar #134 to #133 - epicurious (08/03/2011) [-]
He'd be showing you no mercy while he pounded you, with you completely helpless to stop him...

I don't know about you but I just had one of the best mental images XP
User avatar #135 to #134 - shunkahawolf (08/03/2011) [-]
mmmm me whimpering and moaning as drool dripped out around the gag my tail pinned against my back the fur on my stomach matted down with cum as he pounded my tight ass red and raw

<///< i uh i gotta go take care of somthing quick -goes to fap in bathroom-
User avatar #136 to #135 - epicurious (08/03/2011) [-]
Gripping your leash and tugging at your collar as he pulled out at the last minute, splattering your chest and muzzle with cum, before he takes off your gag and forces you to lick clean...

*sighs* I've gotta stop making people fap so often X3
User avatar #137 to #136 - shunkahawolf (08/03/2011) [-]
me panting and sweating as i take long slow licks of his big thick cock savoring every salty drop that slides down my throat him patting my head and calling me a good boy
User avatar #138 to #137 - epicurious (08/03/2011) [-]
finally him gagging you again with his cum still on the gag and leaving until he decides to come back again later
User avatar #99 to #48 - shunkahawolf (08/03/2011) [-]
murrrr very hot and im gay X3 so thats saying somthing
User avatar #100 to #99 - epicurious (08/03/2011) [-]
haha, thanks =3

oddly enough my PENIS was one of the things that made me an athiest, I disagreed with them chopping off the tip when I was a toddler XP
User avatar #101 to #100 - shunkahawolf (08/03/2011) [-]
WTF is up with that anyway? is it just because the rabbis wanted to fondle babies?
User avatar #102 to #101 - epicurious (08/03/2011) [-]
I don't know, but personally if they wanted to see my dick I would have given them plenty of time later in life, they didn't have to hack away at it just to take a peek lol
User avatar #103 to #102 - shunkahawolf (08/03/2011) [-]
i want the hood back on my sith even if it is just an apprentice >.>
User avatar #104 to #103 - epicurious (08/03/2011) [-]
I gotta say I like uncircumsised better, it just looks cuter in my opinion =P

also, you have an impressive number of innuendo's up your sleeve X3
User avatar #105 to #104 - shunkahawolf (08/03/2011) [-]
ive never seen an uncut before i would just like to have had the god damn choice instead of my mom saying hack it off cause she didnt want to teach me how to clean it

and thanks ive been thinking them up as i go actually X3
User avatar #106 to #105 - epicurious (08/03/2011) [-]
I'm usually a really creative person when it's not 3 in the morning...
User avatar #107 to #106 - shunkahawolf (08/03/2011) [-]
its only 2 here
User avatar #108 to #107 - epicurious (08/03/2011) [-]
which explains your creativity. cheater. XP
User avatar #109 to #108 - shunkahawolf (08/03/2011) [-]
D: i not a cheater i just like sharing ;3 or in my case being shared XP
User avatar #110 to #109 - epicurious (08/03/2011) [-]
hehe, I know a certain foxxy who wouldn't mind having a piece...
User avatar #111 to #110 - shunkahawolf (08/03/2011) [-]
oh? who? :3
User avatar #112 to #111 - epicurious (08/03/2011) [-]
I'll give you a hint, he's circumcised and likes ewan mcgregor X3
User avatar #113 to #112 - shunkahawolf (08/03/2011) [-]
uhhhh david tennant? :D i always knew he was a furry
User avatar #114 to #113 - epicurious (08/03/2011) [-]
hmm, I meant me but now that you mention it that doesn't sound half bad XD (plus he does remind me an awful lot of a furry...)
User avatar #115 to #114 - shunkahawolf (08/03/2011) [-]
and hes sooooo ******* sexy -murrrs and drools- but you sound fun to :3
User avatar #116 to #115 - epicurious (08/03/2011) [-]
Not the best line in the world, but it's still flattering haha =3
User avatar #117 to #116 - shunkahawolf (08/03/2011) [-]
XD im sorry i didnt mean to offend
User avatar #118 to #117 - epicurious (08/03/2011) [-]
nah, it's ok. I mean seriously, what mortal amongst us can compare to the sexiness of david tennant? X3
User avatar #79 to #48 - shunkahawolf (08/03/2011) [-]
X3 show him all new ways to use those prayer beads of his murrrrrr
User avatar #80 to #79 - epicurious (08/03/2011) [-]
hmm, I can also think of a few ways to put the confessional booth to good use...
User avatar #81 to #80 - shunkahawolf (08/03/2011) [-]
or his little podium
User avatar #82 to #81 - epicurious (08/03/2011) [-]
I like to imagine it as a bigger podium, or at least average sized, but that's just me ;P
User avatar #83 to #82 - shunkahawolf (08/03/2011) [-]
XD i ment the one he stands in front of you know the one thats just big enough for someone to hide in were their head would about level with his waist
User avatar #84 to #83 - epicurious (08/03/2011) [-]
"for todays sermon I would like to talk about-- oh, OH GODD... I mean umm, god's love, yeah... >.>" XD
User avatar #85 to #84 - shunkahawolf (08/03/2011) [-]
and then in heaven you will sit by gods right hand...no the RIGHT hand ohhhhh yeah just like that
User avatar #86 to #85 - epicurious (08/03/2011) [-]
And the lord said eat of this, for this is my flesh-OW no nibbling!!
User avatar #87 to #86 - shunkahawolf (08/03/2011) [-]
and drink of me mmmm yeah thats right swallow it all
User avatar #88 to #87 - epicurious (08/03/2011) [-]
and then the lord said some other stuff, now if you could all please go away I have some business in the confessional...

And that's the perfect day at church X3
User avatar #89 to #88 - shunkahawolf (08/03/2011) [-]
X3 were terrible people oh and also "you be the sheep and ill lead you with my staff"
User avatar #90 to #89 - epicurious (08/03/2011) [-]
I've used that line before XD
User avatar #91 to #90 - shunkahawolf (08/03/2011) [-]
why am i not surprised?
User avatar #92 to #91 - epicurious (08/03/2011) [-]
haha, have I gotten so bad it takes only days now to know that I do things like that?
User avatar #93 to #92 - shunkahawolf (08/03/2011) [-]
apparently...tho that is extremely hot >///>
User avatar #94 to #93 - epicurious (08/03/2011) [-]
sounds like someone might wanna be the sheep hehe ^^
User avatar #95 to #94 - shunkahawolf (08/03/2011) [-]
well wolfies are known for playing sheep so...BBBAAAAHHHH
User avatar #96 to #95 - epicurious (08/03/2011) [-]
hehe, fox's are known for being, well rather a nuisance from where I'm from but in the states they're known for something I'm sure...

anyways, got sidetracked =P I've kinda run out of clever sheep related sex references, so I'm just gonna mention the fact that thar be porn in my profile pic if you wanna see it =3
User avatar #97 to #96 - shunkahawolf (08/03/2011) [-]
O_O -runs over there-
User avatar #98 to #97 - epicurious (08/03/2011) [-]
I think you'll like it ;)
User avatar #49 to #48 - shunkahawolf (08/01/2011) [-]
hihi :3
User avatar #50 to #49 - epicurious (08/01/2011) [-]
any reason you decided to add me as a friend? XP
User avatar #51 to #50 - shunkahawolf (08/02/2011) [-]
you is a furry :3
User avatar #52 to #51 - epicurious (08/02/2011) [-]
ah, that makes sense =3

so, how goes it?
User avatar #53 to #52 - shunkahawolf (08/02/2011) [-]
pretty good you?
User avatar #54 to #53 - epicurious (08/02/2011) [-]
Also pretty good.

I just finished reading part of the hebrew bible for an assignment so I've been kinda bored this past week XP
User avatar #55 to #54 - shunkahawolf (08/02/2011) [-]
...uhhh fun? >.>
User avatar #56 to #55 - epicurious (08/02/2011) [-]
yeah, world history is not quite as interesting as they made it sound...
User avatar #57 to #56 - shunkahawolf (08/03/2011) [-]
oh i like history just not the biggest fan of bibles and the like
User avatar #58 to #57 - epicurious (08/03/2011) [-]
oh ok. I'm an athiest, so I usually just blurt things like that out, I thought I might have offended you XP
User avatar #60 to #58 - shunkahawolf (08/03/2011) [-]
...that came out wrong >.>
User avatar #62 to #60 - epicurious (08/03/2011) [-]
kinda did yea X3
User avatar #64 to #62 - shunkahawolf (08/03/2011) [-]
i sorries i^i
User avatar #66 to #64 - epicurious (08/03/2011) [-]
it's ok, I hate annoyingly religious people too hehe
User avatar #68 to #66 - shunkahawolf (08/03/2011) [-]
i try not to but i always first assume that every religious person is like that X3
User avatar #70 to #68 - epicurious (08/03/2011) [-]
my parents are like that, which is why I never came out of the double closet (I'm a gaythiest XP)
User avatar #72 to #70 - shunkahawolf (08/03/2011) [-]
ahh luckily my mom has a "as long as your not doing hard drugs or killing people then go ahead" attitude
User avatar #73 to #72 - epicurious (08/03/2011) [-]
lucky punk, mine's psychotic. and a babtist. >.>
User avatar #75 to #73 - shunkahawolf (08/03/2011) [-]
shudders- ugh babtist is just another word for saying your parents tryed to drown you as a child
User avatar #78 to #75 - epicurious (08/03/2011) [-]
yeah, It wasn't the best household, especially after I became an athiest, and gay. that was pretty hard to keep covered up XP
User avatar #59 to #58 - shunkahawolf (08/03/2011) [-]
ohhh hehe nope its almost impossible to offend me i just thought you were one of the bible thumpers that keep coming to my house even after i turn the hose on them X3 im agnostic
User avatar #61 to #59 - epicurious (08/03/2011) [-]
hehe, that's soooo not me XP

the only reason I went to church on sundays was that they always gave me cookies when I was a little kid =.
User avatar #63 to #61 - shunkahawolf (08/03/2011) [-]
D: lucky all i got was holy water from the priests robe...it tasted salty >.>
User avatar #65 to #63 - epicurious (08/03/2011) [-]
hmm, depending on the priest I might have preferred that actually after I was like 14... >.>
User avatar #67 to #65 - shunkahawolf (08/03/2011) [-]
X3 hehe same here mine was hot and from what i saw in the locker room that one time hung like a ******* horse
User avatar #69 to #67 - epicurious (08/03/2011) [-]
I can't tell you how many times I've drooled over ewan mcgregor in his priest outfit on angels and demons hehe.

there's just something about a man in the priest outfit that turns me on for some reason, maybe because you have to confess your sins and they decide if you've been naughty X3
User avatar #71 to #69 - shunkahawolf (08/03/2011) [-]
mmm id be happy to serve any penance he gave me
User avatar #74 to #71 - epicurious (08/03/2011) [-]
hehe, I'd be more than willing to get down on my knees and ask forgiveness *thinking very very unholy thoughts* X3
User avatar #76 to #74 - shunkahawolf (08/03/2011) [-]
he would have me crying out gods name by the end XD
User avatar #77 to #76 - epicurious (08/03/2011) [-]
And if you'd been bad enough, there's gotta be enough toys in the dungeon to keep you entertained... *thinking very very kinky unholy thoughts this time* lol
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