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Age: 113
Consoles Owned: Playstation,Playstation2,Xbox,Xbox360,NintendoGameCube
Video Games Played: HaloSeries,Minecraft,Terraria,AssassinsCreed,Skyrim,Fable,DmC,etc
X-box Gamertag: IRA IIOreoManII
Interests: Rape,Violation,Single,and,ready,to,mingle
Date Signed Up:8/16/2013
Last Login:9/20/2013
Location:Ireylend
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 64 total,  185 ,  121
Comment Thumbs: 84 total,  370 ,  454
Content Level Progress: 20% (1/5)
Level 2 Content: New Here → Level 3 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 0% (0/1)
Level -183 Comment: hated by most → Level -182 Comment: hated by most
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Content Views:27694
Times Content Favorited:4 times
Total Comments Made:392
FJ Points:-19
KFCmcNigger wen't down to fatfuckMcCracker and shot him but then MindreaderMcChink shot McNigger and then I was born in the process

latest user's comments

#48 - holy fuk thats cool 08/18/2013 on Korean in 15mins -1
#22 - I also have fetishes for lavender and green walls 08/18/2013 on Fetishes -1
#20 - Do you want to join in  [+] (1 new reply) 08/18/2013 on Fetishes 0
User avatar #23 - mrestonian (08/18/2013) [-]
I'm good. I don't want to get excited in public with your sexy.
#19 - ehemememehehenehenenehnem i love it when a man runs from a party 08/18/2013 on Fetishes -4
#16 - You're ruining our moment  [+] (3 new replies) 08/18/2013 on Fetishes 0
User avatar #18 - mrestonian (08/18/2013) [-]
Sorry, it will not happen again...gaybo.
#20 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
Do you want to join in
User avatar #23 - mrestonian (08/18/2013) [-]
I'm good. I don't want to get excited in public with your sexy.
#14 - You know it's a nice feeling just let it deepen  [+] (2 new replies) 08/18/2013 on Fetishes -5
#17 - systemsoad (08/18/2013) [-]
nope, nope, nope
fuck this shit
i'm out
#19 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
ehemememehehenehenenehnem i love it when a man runs from a party
#13 - Don't worry we can make it better 08/18/2013 on Fetishes -5
#12 - He seems scared  [+] (1 new reply) 08/18/2013 on Fetishes -5
#13 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
Don't worry
we can make it better
#46 - DO WHAT  [+] (1 new reply) 08/18/2013 on Crazy enough to work +3
#47 - josieabby (08/18/2013) [-]
Take a deep, cleansing breath and remove those images from your mind.

Just relax.
#10 - Shshshsh it's okay Just let it slip in  [+] (6 new replies) 08/18/2013 on Fetishes -5
#12 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
He seems scared
#13 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
Don't worry
we can make it better
#11 - systemsoad (08/18/2013) [-]
i'm scared
#14 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
You know it's a nice feeling just let it deepen
#17 - systemsoad (08/18/2013) [-]
nope, nope, nope
fuck this shit
i'm out
#19 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
ehemememehehenehenenehnem i love it when a man runs from a party
#8 - I find you sexually tense  [+] (8 new replies) 08/18/2013 on Fetishes -5
User avatar #9 - systemsoad (08/18/2013) [-]
i don't even..
#10 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
Shshshsh it's okay
Just let it slip in
#12 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
He seems scared
#13 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
Don't worry
we can make it better
#11 - systemsoad (08/18/2013) [-]
i'm scared
#14 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
You know it's a nice feeling just let it deepen
#17 - systemsoad (08/18/2013) [-]
nope, nope, nope
fuck this shit
i'm out
#19 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
ehemememehehenehenenehnem i love it when a man runs from a party
#7 - I want your dick 08/18/2013 on Fetishes -5
#4 - Says the one who wanks off to wheelchairs  [+] (10 new replies) 08/18/2013 on Fetishes -5
User avatar #6 - systemsoad (08/18/2013) [-]

post something and reply to yourself 3 times in the comments
whatever you are trying to do you're not doing it right.
GOOD DAY SIR
#8 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
I find you sexually tense
User avatar #9 - systemsoad (08/18/2013) [-]
i don't even..
#10 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
Shshshsh it's okay
Just let it slip in
#12 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
He seems scared
#13 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
Don't worry
we can make it better
#11 - systemsoad (08/18/2013) [-]
i'm scared
#14 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
You know it's a nice feeling just let it deepen
#17 - systemsoad (08/18/2013) [-]
nope, nope, nope
fuck this shit
i'm out
#19 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
ehemememehehenehenenehnem i love it when a man runs from a party
#3 - Shut the **** up and go back to hell you *…  [+] (11 new replies) 08/18/2013 on Fetishes -5
#4 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
Says the one who wanks off to wheelchairs
User avatar #6 - systemsoad (08/18/2013) [-]

post something and reply to yourself 3 times in the comments
whatever you are trying to do you're not doing it right.
GOOD DAY SIR
#8 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
I find you sexually tense
User avatar #9 - systemsoad (08/18/2013) [-]
i don't even..
#10 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
Shshshsh it's okay
Just let it slip in
#12 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
He seems scared
#13 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
Don't worry
we can make it better
#11 - systemsoad (08/18/2013) [-]
i'm scared
#14 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
You know it's a nice feeling just let it deepen
#17 - systemsoad (08/18/2013) [-]
nope, nope, nope
fuck this shit
i'm out
#19 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
ehemememehehenehenenehnem i love it when a man runs from a party
#2 - **** you smelly cunt  [+] (14 new replies) 08/18/2013 on Fetishes -5
#5 - systemsoad has deleted their comment.
#7 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
I want your dick
#3 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
Shut the fuck up and go back to hell you fucking gaybo
#4 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
Says the one who wanks off to wheelchairs
User avatar #6 - systemsoad (08/18/2013) [-]

post something and reply to yourself 3 times in the comments
whatever you are trying to do you're not doing it right.
GOOD DAY SIR
#8 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
I find you sexually tense
User avatar #9 - systemsoad (08/18/2013) [-]
i don't even..
#10 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
Shshshsh it's okay
Just let it slip in
#12 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
He seems scared
#13 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
Don't worry
we can make it better
#11 - systemsoad (08/18/2013) [-]
i'm scared
#14 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
You know it's a nice feeling just let it deepen
#17 - systemsoad (08/18/2013) [-]
nope, nope, nope
fuck this shit
i'm out
#19 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
ehemememehehenehenenehnem i love it when a man runs from a party
#1 - My wheelchair fetishes are ******* intense  [+] (15 new replies) 08/18/2013 on Fetishes -6
#2 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
Fuck you smelly cunt
#5 - systemsoad has deleted their comment.
#7 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
I want your dick
#3 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
Shut the fuck up and go back to hell you fucking gaybo
#4 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
Says the one who wanks off to wheelchairs
User avatar #6 - systemsoad (08/18/2013) [-]

post something and reply to yourself 3 times in the comments
whatever you are trying to do you're not doing it right.
GOOD DAY SIR
#8 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
I find you sexually tense
User avatar #9 - systemsoad (08/18/2013) [-]
i don't even..
#10 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
Shshshsh it's okay
Just let it slip in
#12 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
He seems scared
#13 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
Don't worry
we can make it better
#11 - systemsoad (08/18/2013) [-]
i'm scared
#14 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
You know it's a nice feeling just let it deepen
#17 - systemsoad (08/18/2013) [-]
nope, nope, nope
fuck this shit
i'm out
#19 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
ehemememehehenehenenehnem i love it when a man runs from a party
#119 - Dude someone ******* took your content and made frontpage 08/18/2013 on Skyrim Family Values 0
#1 - You ******* figured us out didn't you smart …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/18/2013 on Suspicions +2
#2 - croc (08/18/2013) [-]
This sounds like a beginning of a porno, a really bad one.
#4 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
You shouldn't be ashamed to do this, it's so fucking good
#21 - I want to the very best that nobody was in my age I wanna … 08/18/2013 on in 50yrs 0
#89 - Adding that to my favorites not because it became my fetish fo… 08/18/2013 on That's Hot 0
#1 - Thank god we're not on 4chin 4chin is such a horrible webs…  [+] (26 new replies) 08/18/2013 on (untitled) -4
User avatar #2 - starblood (08/18/2013) [-]
I'm not sure what you're trying to say...
#3 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
4chan's a fucking awesome website
DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR NOW
User avatar #29 - heartlessrobot (08/18/2013) [-]
No it isn't. Most of the boards are boring, and /b/'s been taken over by newfags afraid of CP.
User avatar #4 - starblood (08/18/2013) [-]
I think you have our perspective on 4chan wrong...
We like 4chan for a few reasons and don't like them for a few reasons.
And one of the reasons we don't like them is not because "ther'e to edgy omg"
We like them because they supply a lot of our reaction pics, and there are a few pretty good greentexts.
We don't like them because most of their content (well mostly /b/) is absolute shit nowadays and a lot of them are pretentious neckbeard douchebags.
So it's hit and miss
#5 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
gummy bear doesn't like your opinion
neither does he with mine
User avatar #6 - starblood (08/18/2013) [-]
Who. What.
#7 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
he hits me so hard sometimes
my back has scars
help me
User avatar #8 - starblood (08/18/2013) [-]
don't worry bb u can get thru this
#9 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
he's watching me
he wont leave me alone
and he wont let me leave
please tell me what to do
User avatar #10 - starblood (08/18/2013) [-]
1. Chop off your arms and legs, you won't fit in the fridge if you keep them.
2. Set the house on fire and shut yourself in the fridge where you will be safe.
3. Wait as he burns alive.
4. When the fire is over, slump out of the fridge and call for help.
5. Live in a wheelchair for the rest of your life.
#11 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
okay what now
User avatar #12 - starblood (08/18/2013) [-]
5. live in a wheelchair for the rest of you life.
P.S. without arms how did you type your last comment?
#13 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
you're asking this and not wondering how the fuck could i get to the fridge and fit myself in it without legs
User avatar #14 - starblood (08/18/2013) [-]
Ok, heres a way I think you could do it. Once your legs are gone, lay on your stomach. Then, think of your mom or whatever it is that gives you a boner. This should propel you a few inches off the ground by your dick, where you can shift your weight to fall forward a few inches. Lose your boner, then repeat the process until you travel to the kitchen and into the fridge
#15 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
fuck you asshole my mom doesn't give me boners
my nephew does
User avatar #16 - starblood (08/18/2013) [-]
ahh, I should have been sensitive to all sexual orientations. My bad
#17 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
want to sing a song
User avatar #18 - starblood (08/18/2013) [-]
Foshizzle ma nizzle, what song
#21 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
who screws homo pineapples under the seat ~
#22 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
spongehorn queerpants
#23 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
who hands are sticky and it looks like glue
#20 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
ok i'll fucking pick
spongehorn queerpants
#19 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
either spongehorn queerpants or rick astley's never gonna give you up
User avatar #24 - starblood (08/18/2013) [-]
don't get angry now
#26 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
start the song
#25 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
ok i already started a song thats alright we can start over
#103 - WHAT THE **** ARE YOU AND WHY  [+] (1 new reply) 08/18/2013 on Debate about UK porn law -2
#104 - lexausaurusrex (08/18/2013) [-]
calm your shit kiddo ... and go back to bed
#101 - What's the problem 08/18/2013 on Debate about UK porn law -2
#100 - She uses all the porn It's all used up ******* … 08/18/2013 on Debate about UK porn law -1
#145 - ******* exactly 08/18/2013 on Taco waifu 0

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#1 - shrekdurself (08/17/2013) [-]
stickied
Alright ******* this isn't a comment section anymore it's a super cool dance rp party sexy sexy times and you have to rp your best dance moves to get laid with a girl with big saggy tits ok
#4 - anonymous (08/18/2013) [-]
#5 to #4 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
yes i am ************ yes indeed i am so truly ************ you are right because it isn't obvious enough yes yes indeed
you're smart gentelman very good very good indeed yes i am ************
you're the smarterest person on funkyjunk
#2 - anonymous (08/18/2013) [-]
[peforms a backflip, which results on me landing on my bare hand, starts spinning in a clockwise direction on that hand, Jumps and does the moonwalk]
#3 to #2 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
4/10 not good enough
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