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Age: 113
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Video Games Played: HaloSeries,Minecraft,Terraria,AssassinsCreed,Skyrim,Fable,DmC,etc
X-box Gamertag: IRA IIOreoManII
Interests: Rape,Violation,Single,and,ready,to,mingle
Date Signed Up:8/16/2013
Last Login:9/20/2013
Location:Ireylend
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#49 - you know what they say he's breeding like rabbits HEHEHEHHEHE 08/18/2013 on 99 red ballons -1
#230 - But you forget about the decision anyways so it's all good 08/18/2013 on Neat +1
#227 - wouldn't you like keep dying in space due to the vacuum that d…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/18/2013 on Neat 0
User avatar #229 - yojo (08/18/2013) [-]
In the situation described on this post, yeah. But I'm talking about immortality in general, as in not being able to die. But you're right.
#224 - **** no ***** unlimited years to… 08/18/2013 on Neat +1
#220 - ******* PRESS IT and in the year 3021 I'l…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/18/2013 on Neat +1
User avatar #228 - TheSock (08/18/2013) [-]
yeah, and in the year 10003021 when you're floating around space dying over and over getting covered in scars, if you havent lost your memories a thousand times over, you'll get to regret your decision.
kindof a harsh truth about immortality =\
#230 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
But you forget about the decision anyways
so it's all good
#197 - What about africa oh wait lol 08/18/2013 on Disregarded Jaegers from... +1
#26 - start the song 08/18/2013 on (untitled) -1
#25 - ok i already started a song thats alright we can start over 08/18/2013 on (untitled) -1
#23 - who hands are sticky and it looks like glue 08/18/2013 on (untitled) -1
#22 - spongehorn queerpants  [+] (1 new reply) 08/18/2013 on (untitled) 0
#23 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
who hands are sticky and it looks like glue
#21 - who screws homo pineapples under the seat ~  [+] (2 new replies) 08/18/2013 on (untitled) -1
#22 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
spongehorn queerpants
#23 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
who hands are sticky and it looks like glue
#20 - ok i'll ******* pick spongehorn queerpants 08/18/2013 on (untitled) -1
#19 - either spongehorn queerpants or rick astley's never gonna give you up  [+] (3 new replies) 08/18/2013 on (untitled) -1
User avatar #24 - starblood (08/18/2013) [-]
don't get angry now
#26 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
start the song
#25 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
ok i already started a song thats alright we can start over
#17 - want to sing a song  [+] (9 new replies) 08/18/2013 on (untitled) -1
User avatar #18 - starblood (08/18/2013) [-]
Foshizzle ma nizzle, what song
#21 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
who screws homo pineapples under the seat ~
#22 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
spongehorn queerpants
#23 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
who hands are sticky and it looks like glue
#20 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
ok i'll fucking pick
spongehorn queerpants
#19 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
either spongehorn queerpants or rick astley's never gonna give you up
User avatar #24 - starblood (08/18/2013) [-]
don't get angry now
#26 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
start the song
#25 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
ok i already started a song thats alright we can start over
#15 - **** you asshole my mom doesn't give me boners …  [+] (11 new replies) 08/18/2013 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #16 - starblood (08/18/2013) [-]
ahh, I should have been sensitive to all sexual orientations. My bad
#17 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
want to sing a song
User avatar #18 - starblood (08/18/2013) [-]
Foshizzle ma nizzle, what song
#21 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
who screws homo pineapples under the seat ~
#22 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
spongehorn queerpants
#23 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
who hands are sticky and it looks like glue
#20 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
ok i'll fucking pick
spongehorn queerpants
#19 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
either spongehorn queerpants or rick astley's never gonna give you up
User avatar #24 - starblood (08/18/2013) [-]
don't get angry now
#26 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
start the song
#25 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
ok i already started a song thats alright we can start over
#15 - hello fellow fjers and anon fags my name is abdomen tentac…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/18/2013 on Hulloh 0
#31 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/18/2013) [-]
Wow, another admin who states the stereotypes of countries. Fuck FJ, how do you find this funny?
User avatar #47 - navadae (08/18/2013) [-]
bit of creativity... you`re just whiny though so no one likes you
#13 - you're asking this and not wondering how the **** …  [+] (13 new replies) 08/18/2013 on (untitled) -1
User avatar #14 - starblood (08/18/2013) [-]
Ok, heres a way I think you could do it. Once your legs are gone, lay on your stomach. Then, think of your mom or whatever it is that gives you a boner. This should propel you a few inches off the ground by your dick, where you can shift your weight to fall forward a few inches. Lose your boner, then repeat the process until you travel to the kitchen and into the fridge
#15 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
fuck you asshole my mom doesn't give me boners
my nephew does
User avatar #16 - starblood (08/18/2013) [-]
ahh, I should have been sensitive to all sexual orientations. My bad
#17 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
want to sing a song
User avatar #18 - starblood (08/18/2013) [-]
Foshizzle ma nizzle, what song
#21 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
who screws homo pineapples under the seat ~
#22 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
spongehorn queerpants
#23 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
who hands are sticky and it looks like glue
#20 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
ok i'll fucking pick
spongehorn queerpants
#19 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
either spongehorn queerpants or rick astley's never gonna give you up
User avatar #24 - starblood (08/18/2013) [-]
don't get angry now
#26 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
start the song
#25 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
ok i already started a song thats alright we can start over
#11 - okay what now  [+] (15 new replies) 08/18/2013 on (untitled) -1
User avatar #12 - starblood (08/18/2013) [-]
5. live in a wheelchair for the rest of you life.
P.S. without arms how did you type your last comment?
#13 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
you're asking this and not wondering how the fuck could i get to the fridge and fit myself in it without legs
User avatar #14 - starblood (08/18/2013) [-]
Ok, heres a way I think you could do it. Once your legs are gone, lay on your stomach. Then, think of your mom or whatever it is that gives you a boner. This should propel you a few inches off the ground by your dick, where you can shift your weight to fall forward a few inches. Lose your boner, then repeat the process until you travel to the kitchen and into the fridge
#15 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
fuck you asshole my mom doesn't give me boners
my nephew does
User avatar #16 - starblood (08/18/2013) [-]
ahh, I should have been sensitive to all sexual orientations. My bad
#17 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
want to sing a song
User avatar #18 - starblood (08/18/2013) [-]
Foshizzle ma nizzle, what song
#21 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
who screws homo pineapples under the seat ~
#22 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
spongehorn queerpants
#23 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
who hands are sticky and it looks like glue
#20 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
ok i'll fucking pick
spongehorn queerpants
#19 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
either spongehorn queerpants or rick astley's never gonna give you up
User avatar #24 - starblood (08/18/2013) [-]
don't get angry now
#26 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
start the song
#25 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
ok i already started a song thats alright we can start over
#29 - bitch ***** i can ******* touch my o… 08/18/2013 on Fetishes 0
#9 - he's watching me he wont leave me alone and he wont le…  [+] (17 new replies) 08/18/2013 on (untitled) -1
User avatar #10 - starblood (08/18/2013) [-]
1. Chop off your arms and legs, you won't fit in the fridge if you keep them.
2. Set the house on fire and shut yourself in the fridge where you will be safe.
3. Wait as he burns alive.
4. When the fire is over, slump out of the fridge and call for help.
5. Live in a wheelchair for the rest of your life.
#11 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
okay what now
User avatar #12 - starblood (08/18/2013) [-]
5. live in a wheelchair for the rest of you life.
P.S. without arms how did you type your last comment?
#13 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
you're asking this and not wondering how the fuck could i get to the fridge and fit myself in it without legs
User avatar #14 - starblood (08/18/2013) [-]
Ok, heres a way I think you could do it. Once your legs are gone, lay on your stomach. Then, think of your mom or whatever it is that gives you a boner. This should propel you a few inches off the ground by your dick, where you can shift your weight to fall forward a few inches. Lose your boner, then repeat the process until you travel to the kitchen and into the fridge
#15 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
fuck you asshole my mom doesn't give me boners
my nephew does
User avatar #16 - starblood (08/18/2013) [-]
ahh, I should have been sensitive to all sexual orientations. My bad
#17 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
want to sing a song
User avatar #18 - starblood (08/18/2013) [-]
Foshizzle ma nizzle, what song
#21 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
who screws homo pineapples under the seat ~
#22 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
spongehorn queerpants
#23 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
who hands are sticky and it looks like glue
#20 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
ok i'll fucking pick
spongehorn queerpants
#19 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
either spongehorn queerpants or rick astley's never gonna give you up
User avatar #24 - starblood (08/18/2013) [-]
don't get angry now
#26 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
start the song
#25 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
ok i already started a song thats alright we can start over
#27 - you're ******* ravage man can i touch your nipples  [+] (2 new replies) 08/18/2013 on Fetishes -1
User avatar #28 - PVTDickStryker (08/18/2013) [-]
Only if you survive.
#29 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
bitch nigga i can fucking touch my own dick let alone your nipples
#7 - he hits me so hard sometimes my back has scars help me  [+] (19 new replies) 08/18/2013 on (untitled) -1
User avatar #8 - starblood (08/18/2013) [-]
don't worry bb u can get thru this
#9 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
he's watching me
he wont leave me alone
and he wont let me leave
please tell me what to do
User avatar #10 - starblood (08/18/2013) [-]
1. Chop off your arms and legs, you won't fit in the fridge if you keep them.
2. Set the house on fire and shut yourself in the fridge where you will be safe.
3. Wait as he burns alive.
4. When the fire is over, slump out of the fridge and call for help.
5. Live in a wheelchair for the rest of your life.
#11 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
okay what now
User avatar #12 - starblood (08/18/2013) [-]
5. live in a wheelchair for the rest of you life.
P.S. without arms how did you type your last comment?
#13 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
you're asking this and not wondering how the fuck could i get to the fridge and fit myself in it without legs
User avatar #14 - starblood (08/18/2013) [-]
Ok, heres a way I think you could do it. Once your legs are gone, lay on your stomach. Then, think of your mom or whatever it is that gives you a boner. This should propel you a few inches off the ground by your dick, where you can shift your weight to fall forward a few inches. Lose your boner, then repeat the process until you travel to the kitchen and into the fridge
#15 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
fuck you asshole my mom doesn't give me boners
my nephew does
User avatar #16 - starblood (08/18/2013) [-]
ahh, I should have been sensitive to all sexual orientations. My bad
#17 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
want to sing a song
User avatar #18 - starblood (08/18/2013) [-]
Foshizzle ma nizzle, what song
#21 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
who screws homo pineapples under the seat ~
#22 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
spongehorn queerpants
#23 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
who hands are sticky and it looks like glue
#20 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
ok i'll fucking pick
spongehorn queerpants
#19 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
either spongehorn queerpants or rick astley's never gonna give you up
User avatar #24 - starblood (08/18/2013) [-]
don't get angry now
#26 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
start the song
#25 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
ok i already started a song thats alright we can start over
#26 - I have fetishes for donkey and onions  [+] (1 new reply) 08/18/2013 on Fetishes 0
User avatar #38 - bronzebones (08/18/2013) [-]
i laughed more at that than anything here.
#5 - gummy bear doesn't like your opinion neither does he with mine  [+] (21 new replies) 08/18/2013 on (untitled) -1
User avatar #6 - starblood (08/18/2013) [-]
Who. What.
#7 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
he hits me so hard sometimes
my back has scars
help me
User avatar #8 - starblood (08/18/2013) [-]
don't worry bb u can get thru this
#9 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
he's watching me
he wont leave me alone
and he wont let me leave
please tell me what to do
User avatar #10 - starblood (08/18/2013) [-]
1. Chop off your arms and legs, you won't fit in the fridge if you keep them.
2. Set the house on fire and shut yourself in the fridge where you will be safe.
3. Wait as he burns alive.
4. When the fire is over, slump out of the fridge and call for help.
5. Live in a wheelchair for the rest of your life.
#11 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
okay what now
User avatar #12 - starblood (08/18/2013) [-]
5. live in a wheelchair for the rest of you life.
P.S. without arms how did you type your last comment?
#13 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
you're asking this and not wondering how the fuck could i get to the fridge and fit myself in it without legs
User avatar #14 - starblood (08/18/2013) [-]
Ok, heres a way I think you could do it. Once your legs are gone, lay on your stomach. Then, think of your mom or whatever it is that gives you a boner. This should propel you a few inches off the ground by your dick, where you can shift your weight to fall forward a few inches. Lose your boner, then repeat the process until you travel to the kitchen and into the fridge
#15 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
fuck you asshole my mom doesn't give me boners
my nephew does
User avatar #16 - starblood (08/18/2013) [-]
ahh, I should have been sensitive to all sexual orientations. My bad
#17 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
want to sing a song
User avatar #18 - starblood (08/18/2013) [-]
Foshizzle ma nizzle, what song
#21 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
who screws homo pineapples under the seat ~
#22 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
spongehorn queerpants
#23 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
who hands are sticky and it looks like glue
#20 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
ok i'll fucking pick
spongehorn queerpants
#19 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
either spongehorn queerpants or rick astley's never gonna give you up
User avatar #24 - starblood (08/18/2013) [-]
don't get angry now
#26 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
start the song
#25 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
ok i already started a song thats alright we can start over
#3 - 4chan's a ******* awesome website DO I MAKE …  [+] (24 new replies) 08/18/2013 on (untitled) -1
User avatar #29 - heartlessrobot (08/18/2013) [-]
No it isn't. Most of the boards are boring, and /b/'s been taken over by newfags afraid of CP.
User avatar #4 - starblood (08/18/2013) [-]
I think you have our perspective on 4chan wrong...
We like 4chan for a few reasons and don't like them for a few reasons.
And one of the reasons we don't like them is not because "ther'e to edgy omg"
We like them because they supply a lot of our reaction pics, and there are a few pretty good greentexts.
We don't like them because most of their content (well mostly /b/) is absolute shit nowadays and a lot of them are pretentious neckbeard douchebags.
So it's hit and miss
#5 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
gummy bear doesn't like your opinion
neither does he with mine
User avatar #6 - starblood (08/18/2013) [-]
Who. What.
#7 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
he hits me so hard sometimes
my back has scars
help me
User avatar #8 - starblood (08/18/2013) [-]
don't worry bb u can get thru this
#9 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
he's watching me
he wont leave me alone
and he wont let me leave
please tell me what to do
User avatar #10 - starblood (08/18/2013) [-]
1. Chop off your arms and legs, you won't fit in the fridge if you keep them.
2. Set the house on fire and shut yourself in the fridge where you will be safe.
3. Wait as he burns alive.
4. When the fire is over, slump out of the fridge and call for help.
5. Live in a wheelchair for the rest of your life.
#11 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
okay what now
User avatar #12 - starblood (08/18/2013) [-]
5. live in a wheelchair for the rest of you life.
P.S. without arms how did you type your last comment?
#13 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
you're asking this and not wondering how the fuck could i get to the fridge and fit myself in it without legs
User avatar #14 - starblood (08/18/2013) [-]
Ok, heres a way I think you could do it. Once your legs are gone, lay on your stomach. Then, think of your mom or whatever it is that gives you a boner. This should propel you a few inches off the ground by your dick, where you can shift your weight to fall forward a few inches. Lose your boner, then repeat the process until you travel to the kitchen and into the fridge
#15 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
fuck you asshole my mom doesn't give me boners
my nephew does
User avatar #16 - starblood (08/18/2013) [-]
ahh, I should have been sensitive to all sexual orientations. My bad
#17 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
want to sing a song
User avatar #18 - starblood (08/18/2013) [-]
Foshizzle ma nizzle, what song
#21 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
who screws homo pineapples under the seat ~
#22 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
spongehorn queerpants
#23 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
who hands are sticky and it looks like glue
#20 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
ok i'll fucking pick
spongehorn queerpants
#19 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
either spongehorn queerpants or rick astley's never gonna give you up
User avatar #24 - starblood (08/18/2013) [-]
don't get angry now
#26 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
start the song
#25 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
ok i already started a song thats alright we can start over

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#1 - shrekdurself (08/17/2013) [-]
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Alright ******* this isn't a comment section anymore it's a super cool dance rp party sexy sexy times and you have to rp your best dance moves to get laid with a girl with big saggy tits ok
#4 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/18/2013) [-]
#5 to #4 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
yes i am ************ yes indeed i am so truly ************ you are right because it isn't obvious enough yes yes indeed
you're smart gentelman very good very good indeed yes i am ************
you're the smarterest person on funkyjunk
#2 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/18/2013) [-]
[peforms a backflip, which results on me landing on my bare hand, starts spinning in a clockwise direction on that hand, Jumps and does the moonwalk]
#3 to #2 - shrekdurself (08/18/2013) [-]
4/10 not good enough
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