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Date Signed Up:1/24/2011
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Music is badass. I play guitar, bass, harmonica and I sing. I'm in a thrash metal band. Gaming is good. As are texting and movies from the 80s 90s and early 2000s. Trolls however, are bad, but troll logic is entertaining. That's all you're getting.

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#27 - Did not come close to cracking a smile. Who thinks this …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/14/2014 on super good impressions 0
User avatar #66 - chewiewhatawookie (04/14/2014) [-]
I don't even know why this made it to the front page. Watchmen - The American Dream
#86 - I used to catch them and just play with them, let them crawl a… 04/11/2014 on My How The Nope Tables Turn 0
#50 - I've never actually been concerned with getting bitten, I just…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/11/2014 on My How The Nope Tables Turn 0
#66 - LloydIrving (04/11/2014) [-]
Because they're not spiders; they're harvestmen. They produce no venom and their fangs can't even break human skin.

I hate when kids find out they don't have to be afraid of them though, because a lot will start to capture them and torture them in different ways. Most common way I've seen is by ripping off their legs.
#76 - Anonomousthirteen (04/11/2014) [-]
Shit, when I was a kid and figured out that harvestmen were basically just cute, harmless versions of spiders, I never felt the slightest need to torment those fuckers. Nor with craneflies. I just caught them and let them crawl on my arm. The fuck is wrong with other children?
#86 - shredmaster (04/11/2014) [-]
I used to catch them and just play with them, let them crawl all over me and shit. It freaked a lot of people out.
#24 - Whoever is poking it has titanium balls.  [+] (6 new replies) 04/11/2014 on My How The Nope Tables Turn 0
#69 - jewishcommunazi (04/11/2014) [-]
Not everyone is some pussy who's scared of any bug that is bigger than a nail.
User avatar #42 - kennyh (04/11/2014) [-]
Even if that spider turned and bit you nothing would happen. Feel like a bee sting at the most. And spiders wont waste venom on something they cant kill unless they fell like they are about to die. (like putting on your shoe with a black widow in it)
#50 - shredmaster (04/11/2014) [-]
I've never actually been concerned with getting bitten, I just don't like them. The way they move just looks fairly creepy to me. Call me a bitch or a pussy or whatever but arachnophobia runs in my family. But I can handle 20 foot pythons and call them adorable. Also daddy longlegs don't bother me either. Not sure why.
#66 - LloydIrving (04/11/2014) [-]
Because they're not spiders; they're harvestmen. They produce no venom and their fangs can't even break human skin.

I hate when kids find out they don't have to be afraid of them though, because a lot will start to capture them and torture them in different ways. Most common way I've seen is by ripping off their legs.
#76 - Anonomousthirteen (04/11/2014) [-]
Shit, when I was a kid and figured out that harvestmen were basically just cute, harmless versions of spiders, I never felt the slightest need to torment those fuckers. Nor with craneflies. I just caught them and let them crawl on my arm. The fuck is wrong with other children?
#86 - shredmaster (04/11/2014) [-]
I used to catch them and just play with them, let them crawl all over me and shit. It freaked a lot of people out.
#50 - Can you whine a little louder, you little bitch? We can't hear you.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/10/2014 on This made me mad then realized -25
#83 - holmesc (04/10/2014) [-]
damn you guys are persistent
#13 - If you get invaded without summoning an invader for a duel the… 04/10/2014 on Dark Souls Invasion Etiquette +1
#12 - There is no etiquette. Especially when I'm being invaded. If y…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/10/2014 on Dark Souls Invasion Etiquette 0
User avatar #23 - tittysugar (04/14/2014) [-]
Scrub muffin needs to git gud. OH NOEZ I MIGHT LOSE MY SOUS!!!!!!! You're obviously new or you wouldn't be complaining about doing the stage more than once. Finish the game and get the fuck outta my community cause you ganking, giant seed throwing pussies are the fucking cancer of dark souls.
#25 - shredmaster (04/14/2014) [-]
Good guess, but no, I've been playing the games since Demon's Souls came out. It's cute when people like think they're cool because they're good at a game that's supposedly really hard, when in reality it's piss fucking easy. I don't try to gank, but if I get invaded and I have a phantom or two with me then why the hell WOULDN'T I gank? And I love that I must be new because I dislike redoing an entire stage over. Obviously if I've been playing the game for a long time I just love redoing a stage. You should listen to yourself talk sometime, maybe it'll embarrass you enough that you'll shut up.
User avatar #27 - tittysugar (04/15/2014) [-]
OK you've reiterated your original point. Doesn't change my opinion of you. I'm not "honorable" because I want people to be honorable back, I fight with dignity cause I don't need 2 phantoms backing me up or cheap gimmicks to give myself the advantage. I'm simply better than you and most of your healing, ganking, magic casting genre. I'm simply crestfallen ya bich.
#26 - shredmaster (04/14/2014) [-]
people like you*
#17 - xxTheJesterxx (04/10/2014) [-]
Exactly.
#79 - Are you me? But seriously, it ******* su… 04/09/2014 on Just some feels I've been... +1
#213 - Grossly incandescent. Perfect. Seriously tho… 04/09/2014 on Update.exe 0
#107 - Oh damn, you replied with an actual concise argument without b…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/08/2014 on Update.exe +3
#114 - cplkoeksuster (04/08/2014) [-]
I will admit that thumbnail was pretty clever. Unless I'm just dense I'm assuming that it's irony.
A bunch of autists decided it'd be funny to spam porn/gore all over the place back when our mod team wasn't as grossly incandescent as it is now. As a result reputable advertisers like google adsense withdrew their ads from funnyjunk. Fast-forward a bit and the site's in financial trouble because the same number of ad views is generating less income since admin was forced to accept shittier ads that pay less. Then we finally hit rock-bottom and this shit happens and folks who indiscriminately use adblock because fuck everyone except me start trying gargle 'I told you so'.
Hopefully you can now better understand my rustled condition.
#213 - shredmaster (04/09/2014) [-]
Grossly incandescent. Perfect.

Seriously though, fucking Internet. I didn't realize so much shit had happened since I'd been without it.
#143 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/08/2014) [-]
Well seeing as I donated like £30 I think I have every right to use ad block...
User avatar #126 - grandmabetty (04/08/2014) [-]
Well unless there's some act that gets passed banning any software from blocking ads (or tampering with the website's layout, which is basically what these ad blockers are doing), there's nothing webmasters can do about it.

I've seen people on Youtube (namely Kipkay) who has had to start getting sponsors and directly editing the ad into the middle of the video, just to get revenue. It's the only way to make substantial money from ads now, and it's a good counteraction because it's virtually impossible to make a program that detects an ad edited onto the video itself and chop it out.

Some websites make the background of their website an ad, which seems to bypass ad blockers, probably because it's not coming from an ad agency's URL. I saw this done on the Vue Cinemas site not long back.

#134 - cplkoeksuster (04/08/2014) [-]
I have no problem with adblockers, it's the people that use them then try to justify doing so by citing events they caused.
#95 - >Self-centered because we don't want to be spammed with ads…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/08/2014 on Update.exe +14
#106 - cplkoeksuster (04/08/2014) [-]
Sites need ads to sustain themselves. While I do agree this sort of shit isn't acceptable, I'm pointing out that the reason this happened is because people weren't prepared to suffer mild irritation in the past and now that the inevitable has happened site accepting any and all advertising revenue it can get, even from shady ones are acting like they have some kind of moral high ground. I am ready for your rage.
#107 - shredmaster (04/08/2014) [-]
Oh damn, you replied with an actual concise argument without being an insult-slinging faggot. I respect you for that.

I've been away for a while so I'm not even entirely sure what's happening with the ads, just that a lot of people are bitching about viruses.
#114 - cplkoeksuster (04/08/2014) [-]
I will admit that thumbnail was pretty clever. Unless I'm just dense I'm assuming that it's irony.
A bunch of autists decided it'd be funny to spam porn/gore all over the place back when our mod team wasn't as grossly incandescent as it is now. As a result reputable advertisers like google adsense withdrew their ads from funnyjunk. Fast-forward a bit and the site's in financial trouble because the same number of ad views is generating less income since admin was forced to accept shittier ads that pay less. Then we finally hit rock-bottom and this shit happens and folks who indiscriminately use adblock because fuck everyone except me start trying gargle 'I told you so'.
Hopefully you can now better understand my rustled condition.
#213 - shredmaster (04/09/2014) [-]
Grossly incandescent. Perfect.

Seriously though, fucking Internet. I didn't realize so much shit had happened since I'd been without it.
#143 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/08/2014) [-]
Well seeing as I donated like £30 I think I have every right to use ad block...
User avatar #126 - grandmabetty (04/08/2014) [-]
Well unless there's some act that gets passed banning any software from blocking ads (or tampering with the website's layout, which is basically what these ad blockers are doing), there's nothing webmasters can do about it.

I've seen people on Youtube (namely Kipkay) who has had to start getting sponsors and directly editing the ad into the middle of the video, just to get revenue. It's the only way to make substantial money from ads now, and it's a good counteraction because it's virtually impossible to make a program that detects an ad edited onto the video itself and chop it out.

Some websites make the background of their website an ad, which seems to bypass ad blockers, probably because it's not coming from an ad agency's URL. I saw this done on the Vue Cinemas site not long back.

#134 - cplkoeksuster (04/08/2014) [-]
I have no problem with adblockers, it's the people that use them then try to justify doing so by citing events they caused.
#95 - Yep, let's let family members reproduce with each other and gi… 04/08/2014 on Marriage "Equality" +19
#91 - No, it didn't give anyone the right to touch her. Humans are, …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/07/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #92 - TrashX (04/08/2014) [-]
I have been to huge parties, gig and festivals where women have exposed themselves and I have never witnessed anything like that. Not every individual is like that.
#29 - That came out of ******* nowhere. 04/07/2014 on Love with the past +22
#89 - Don't act like she wasn't an idiot for exposing herself in a c…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/07/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #90 - TrashX (04/07/2014) [-]
She shouldn't have exposed herself however just because she did it doesn't give anybody a right to touch her. We're humans not rabid animals, I'd like to think people had some self control.
#91 - shredmaster (04/07/2014) [-]
No, it didn't give anyone the right to touch her. Humans are, unfortunately, incredibly shitty at self-control. The human race as a whole behaves like a group of rabid animals, and it sucks, but that's how it is.
User avatar #92 - TrashX (04/08/2014) [-]
I have been to huge parties, gig and festivals where women have exposed themselves and I have never witnessed anything like that. Not every individual is like that.
#61 - It goes both ways. The guys were assholes for groping her but … 04/06/2014 on (untitled) +4
#60 - Hopefully you're including the female in that sentence as well.  [+] (11 new replies) 04/06/2014 on (untitled) +3
User avatar #87 - TrashX (04/06/2014) [-]
It's hardly horrific to flash boobs really.
#89 - shredmaster (04/07/2014) [-]
Don't act like she wasn't an idiot for exposing herself in a crowd of people. That's stupid for anyone to do, male or female. Everyone in that gif was being a fucking moron.
User avatar #90 - TrashX (04/07/2014) [-]
She shouldn't have exposed herself however just because she did it doesn't give anybody a right to touch her. We're humans not rabid animals, I'd like to think people had some self control.
#91 - shredmaster (04/07/2014) [-]
No, it didn't give anyone the right to touch her. Humans are, unfortunately, incredibly shitty at self-control. The human race as a whole behaves like a group of rabid animals, and it sucks, but that's how it is.
User avatar #92 - TrashX (04/08/2014) [-]
I have been to huge parties, gig and festivals where women have exposed themselves and I have never witnessed anything like that. Not every individual is like that.
User avatar #69 - hudis (04/06/2014) [-]
That doesn't even have to be relevant. She wasn't the one doing anything illegal and incredibly disrespectful. We don't have to go all "But the woman did wrong too" on -every fucking post- in which a woman isn't depicted as the devil.
User avatar #70 - superpower (04/06/2014) [-]
Indecent Exposure comes to mind
#74 - kisushima (04/06/2014) [-]
Many places, like Austin TX, have a policy that citizens can be shirtless; females too because to discriminate would be pretty poor.
User avatar #72 - hudis (04/06/2014) [-]
I don't think so. It looks to be at a festival or concert or something. Usually a place where people are drunk and engage in indecent behaviour constantly. That's not an invitation for half a dozen men to put their hands all over some girl's body.
#73 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/06/2014) [-]
You're wielding a double edged sword for your logic..
User avatar #75 - hudis (04/06/2014) [-]
Not really. There's a huge difference between showing your own tits for a camera and deciding to join 5-10 other men in groping a stranger's tits without their consent.
#50 - Oh wow. This...this legitimately made me angry. 04/06/2014 on 2 Pleb 2 Furious 0
#41 - Picture 04/06/2014 on Dragon Ball +1
#25 - I need this. 04/06/2014 on Title +12
#95 - $50? What ******* gold mine do you play your gigs at? 04/06/2014 on Definition of the musician +62
#23 - **** me, I forgot that's a game. Now I have to go…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/22/2014 on HAHAHAHAHA 0
User avatar #41 - huffe (01/22/2014) [-]
good luck booting up your fifteen year old pc
#97 - I felt bad the first time but after he killed me repeatedly I … 01/21/2014 on Who`s excited for 0
#6 - She's full of **** . Seriously, I just went throug… 01/18/2014 on Story Time 0
#5 - There are definitely some cops out there who are decent human … 01/18/2014 on I swear to fucking god. 0
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