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Date Signed Up:1/24/2011
Last Login:11/27/2014
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Music is badass. I play guitar, bass, harmonica and I sing. I'm in a thrash metal band. Gaming is good. As are texting and movies from the 80s 90s and early 2000s. Trolls however, are bad, but troll logic is entertaining. That's all you're getting.

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#81 - You needed the name? 07/27/2014 on Guess he can't pass +3
#79 - Correct.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2014 on Guess he can't pass 0
#80 - easternigguh (07/27/2014) [-]
#121 - I forgot about him because that fight never even registered as…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2014 on Dark Souls 2 Boss Design. -1
User avatar #126 - bronybox (07/25/2014) [-]
Well, they were a little more annoying, a lot more running around and playing passive looking for windows of opportunity. The first run-in is just pathetic though. I really didnt' register him as a boss either, beat him on my first try, it was so stupidly easy...
#87 - At least you're a self-aware piece of trash. Oh well. If you'r…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2014 on treating mental illness... +2
User avatar #88 - thechosentroll (07/25/2014) [-]
Eh, human beings are overrated.
#85 - You know what your "equal opportunities" ****…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/25/2014 on treating mental illness... +2
#86 - thechosentroll (07/25/2014) [-]
Quick question. Why do I have to justify it? Because I'm not making excuses, I'm just stating my reasons. I am an asshole. I say assholish things to people because I either mean them or just got bored and wanted to piss someone off. What is there to justify? I do it, because I want to. I don't care if I'm wrong of I'm an asshole. If I did, I wouldn't be doing it in the first place. Give me one reason to care which I can't counter with "I don't give a fuck".
#87 - shredmaster (07/25/2014) [-]
At least you're a self-aware piece of trash. Oh well. If you're that happy being inferior as a human being, then continue on.
User avatar #88 - thechosentroll (07/25/2014) [-]
Eh, human beings are overrated.
#56 - That isn't what you said, though. You bash on everyone, not ju…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/24/2014 on treating mental illness... +2
User avatar #59 - thechosentroll (07/24/2014) [-]
Like I said, equal opportunities asshole. And like I also later said, statistically, it's extremely unlikely that any of the people I bash on are actually suffering from those mental illnesses. Depressed people don't post all over facebook about how depressed they are.
#85 - shredmaster (07/25/2014) [-]
You know what your "equal opportunities" bullshit accomplishes? Precisely jack shit. If you do it to an attention whore, they bask in the attention that you're giving them. If you do it to someone who actually has a legitimate problem, you're at best being a needless dick and at worst worsening their problem. Stop being a piece of shit and trying to justify it with "Hurr durr but I make fun of every1".
#86 - thechosentroll (07/25/2014) [-]
Quick question. Why do I have to justify it? Because I'm not making excuses, I'm just stating my reasons. I am an asshole. I say assholish things to people because I either mean them or just got bored and wanted to piss someone off. What is there to justify? I do it, because I want to. I don't care if I'm wrong of I'm an asshole. If I did, I wouldn't be doing it in the first place. Give me one reason to care which I can't counter with "I don't give a fuck".
#87 - shredmaster (07/25/2014) [-]
At least you're a self-aware piece of trash. Oh well. If you're that happy being inferior as a human being, then continue on.
User avatar #88 - thechosentroll (07/25/2014) [-]
Eh, human beings are overrated.
#1519 - You're so badass, telling someone on the Internet to kill them…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/24/2014 on Feels/depression thread +5
#1520 - Womens Study Major (07/24/2014) [-]
I wasn't telling you to do anything. I was giving you a suggestion for if/when you do.
User avatar #1531 - killergranddad (07/24/2014) [-]
Go fuck yourself you stupid anon cunt.
#1517 - No, you most certainly are a faggot, you ******* faggot.  [+] (4 new replies) 07/24/2014 on Feels/depression thread +6
#1518 - Womens Study Major (07/24/2014) [-]
Says the faggot taking an insult said by an anon on the Internet so personally that they had to defend themselves.
When you kill yourself in your parents basement try not to get blood on their carpet
#1519 - shredmaster (07/24/2014) [-]
You're so badass, telling someone on the Internet to kill themselves. We should all strive to be as cool as you.
#1520 - Womens Study Major (07/24/2014) [-]
I wasn't telling you to do anything. I was giving you a suggestion for if/when you do.
User avatar #1531 - killergranddad (07/24/2014) [-]
Go fuck yourself you stupid anon cunt.
#1513 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 07/24/2014 on Feels/depression thread +2
#1516 - Womens Study Major (07/24/2014) [-]
I don't have an account because I'm not a faggot.
#1517 - shredmaster (07/24/2014) [-]
No, you most certainly are a faggot, you fucking faggot.
#1518 - Womens Study Major (07/24/2014) [-]
Says the faggot taking an insult said by an anon on the Internet so personally that they had to defend themselves.
When you kill yourself in your parents basement try not to get blood on their carpet
#1519 - shredmaster (07/24/2014) [-]
You're so badass, telling someone on the Internet to kill themselves. We should all strive to be as cool as you.
#1520 - Womens Study Major (07/24/2014) [-]
I wasn't telling you to do anything. I was giving you a suggestion for if/when you do.
User avatar #1531 - killergranddad (07/24/2014) [-]
Go fuck yourself you stupid anon cunt.
#36 - I think I'd give easiest boss to the Covetous Demon. The first…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/24/2014 on Dark Souls 2 Boss Design. +1
User avatar #75 - bronybox (07/25/2014) [-]
Ahem. Dragon Rider? LOL.
You can literally circle that boss without a shield, just two handing a weapon, and with his linear 2-attack moveset, kill him without taking any damage (nevermind the speedrun tactic of just having him fall into the pit).
#121 - shredmaster (07/25/2014) [-]
I forgot about him because that fight never even registered as a boss fight. If he hadn't had a health bar I'd have assumed him to be a generic heavier-hitting mob. Even the two Dragon Riders were pitiful.
User avatar #126 - bronybox (07/25/2014) [-]
Well, they were a little more annoying, a lot more running around and playing passive looking for windows of opportunity. The first run-in is just pathetic though. I really didnt' register him as a boss either, beat him on my first try, it was so stupidly easy...
#103 - America, Land of the Free* *void where pro… 07/24/2014 on Accurate 0
#73 - Your uncle is one ******* retarded doctor. 07/22/2014 on Big pharma 0
#219 - If you really want equality between the genders, then call you… 07/18/2014 on Oppression in the Internet Age +1
#75 - Picture 07/17/2014 on Man killed to death +1
#59 - He simply called you what you are. Don't throw a whiny little … 07/16/2014 on no love 0
#57 - I honestly have no idea why people flip **** over… 07/16/2014 on no love +2
#236 - The only Skyrim DLC that should actually cost money is Dragonb… 07/16/2014 on How Every Awful Game Thing... +3
#63 - It's just ******* frustrating that people continu…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/15/2014 on Hide your kids, hide your... -2
User avatar #65 - swagfagit (07/15/2014) [-]
but I gotta say that I like using the wii u over any other console because they focus on FUN games not games that are all about graphics and being realistic
#77 - saltyfries (07/15/2014) [-]
I agree with this 100%, I feel developers are trying too hard on realism with games like Watch Dogs, shooters, Uncharted, Assassin's Creed, etc., when many new games I think would be better with cell shading/stylized graphics like many Nintendo games. TF2 is a great example on a shooter with a cartoony twist, and I like that, it adds a sense of humor to all the violence. Realism should really be best left to sports titles.
A great example from the modern gaming today imo is Dragon's Dogma, a game many people here liked, but I was sort of left mixed about, it's a fantastic concept, but the graphics look like it should've been a launch title years ago on the 360 as it was released in 2012! It's game imo that would've looked better with more cartoony graphics instead. This is why I like Nintendo consoles today, it's Nintendo games but more stylized than ever before, it's not using real characters, they're cartoons, and they look fantastic the way they are! Like the new Mario Kart, it looks utterly flawless graphically.
#61 - "...there are no new games being released because someone…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/15/2014 on Hide your kids, hide your... -3
#66 - namdelliks (07/15/2014) [-]
>Release the same exact games every year.
>Nintendo is worse about it

You left out someone way worse.
User avatar #62 - swagfagit (07/15/2014) [-]
yup and there is nothing anyone can do about it because no one likes change, and if you try to change something (example windows 8) everyone will hate it.
#63 - shredmaster (07/15/2014) [-]
It's just fucking frustrating that people continue prattling on about Nintendo being this amazing company when they haven't done anything original since the 1980s. Again, I'm not saying they're the only ones guilty of this but they are by far the worst offender. The Wii U is ridiculous, it's a Wii with a DS for a controller, and their habit of re-releasing the DS with a sort-of new feature over and over for full price is insulting.
User avatar #65 - swagfagit (07/15/2014) [-]
but I gotta say that I like using the wii u over any other console because they focus on FUN games not games that are all about graphics and being realistic
#77 - saltyfries (07/15/2014) [-]
I agree with this 100%, I feel developers are trying too hard on realism with games like Watch Dogs, shooters, Uncharted, Assassin's Creed, etc., when many new games I think would be better with cell shading/stylized graphics like many Nintendo games. TF2 is a great example on a shooter with a cartoony twist, and I like that, it adds a sense of humor to all the violence. Realism should really be best left to sports titles.
A great example from the modern gaming today imo is Dragon's Dogma, a game many people here liked, but I was sort of left mixed about, it's a fantastic concept, but the graphics look like it should've been a launch title years ago on the 360 as it was released in 2012! It's game imo that would've looked better with more cartoony graphics instead. This is why I like Nintendo consoles today, it's Nintendo games but more stylized than ever before, it's not using real characters, they're cartoons, and they look fantastic the way they are! Like the new Mario Kart, it looks utterly flawless graphically.
#52 - It's unfortunate, because they're a garbage company that does …  [+] (7 new replies) 07/15/2014 on Hide your kids, hide your... -5
User avatar #60 - swagfagit (07/15/2014) [-]
then by that logic, there are no new games being released because someone created a game like it before you think pc xbox or ps4 aren't doing the same exact fucking thing? its because it makes money dipshit
#61 - shredmaster (07/15/2014) [-]
"...there are no new games being released because someone created a game like it before" Nintendo doesn't release games that are similar. They release the exact same games. I never said everyone else wasn't guilty of it too. Gaming as a whole is fucking dead. But Nintendo is far worse about it than anyone else. If they release something that doesn't have Mario or Zelda plastered all over it I am legitimately shocked. As for it making money, yeah, I understand that people are incredibly stupid and continue shelling out sixty dollars for the same game they bought three months ago.
#66 - namdelliks (07/15/2014) [-]
>Release the same exact games every year.
>Nintendo is worse about it

You left out someone way worse.
User avatar #62 - swagfagit (07/15/2014) [-]
yup and there is nothing anyone can do about it because no one likes change, and if you try to change something (example windows 8) everyone will hate it.
#63 - shredmaster (07/15/2014) [-]
It's just fucking frustrating that people continue prattling on about Nintendo being this amazing company when they haven't done anything original since the 1980s. Again, I'm not saying they're the only ones guilty of this but they are by far the worst offender. The Wii U is ridiculous, it's a Wii with a DS for a controller, and their habit of re-releasing the DS with a sort-of new feature over and over for full price is insulting.
User avatar #65 - swagfagit (07/15/2014) [-]
but I gotta say that I like using the wii u over any other console because they focus on FUN games not games that are all about graphics and being realistic
#77 - saltyfries (07/15/2014) [-]
I agree with this 100%, I feel developers are trying too hard on realism with games like Watch Dogs, shooters, Uncharted, Assassin's Creed, etc., when many new games I think would be better with cell shading/stylized graphics like many Nintendo games. TF2 is a great example on a shooter with a cartoony twist, and I like that, it adds a sense of humor to all the violence. Realism should really be best left to sports titles.
A great example from the modern gaming today imo is Dragon's Dogma, a game many people here liked, but I was sort of left mixed about, it's a fantastic concept, but the graphics look like it should've been a launch title years ago on the 360 as it was released in 2012! It's game imo that would've looked better with more cartoony graphics instead. This is why I like Nintendo consoles today, it's Nintendo games but more stylized than ever before, it's not using real characters, they're cartoons, and they look fantastic the way they are! Like the new Mario Kart, it looks utterly flawless graphically.
#49 - It doesn't matter, this is the only suitable course of action. 07/15/2014 on Nah dog, nah +3
#100 - Not to sound like a dick, but the reasons you listed are insan…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/15/2014 on Check your priviliges 0
User avatar #106 - jokexplain (07/15/2014) [-]
well yeah, they are pet peeves.
I wouldn't launch campaigns to outlaw this stuff or anything,
I just don't like people who do this
like putting milk in the bowl before the cereal
#85 - I can agree with that. 07/15/2014 on Germany in the world cup 0
#36 - Getting down thumbed for posting the truth is fun, isn't it?  [+] (5 new replies) 07/14/2014 on Germany in the world cup +1
User avatar #53 - konradkurze (07/14/2014) [-]
yeah these young FJers exist to butthurt at everything

a bag of razor blades isnt as edgy as them
User avatar #54 - playerdous (07/14/2014) [-]
If you weren't butthurt you'reself you wouldn't have deleted you're comment.
User avatar #55 - konradkurze (07/14/2014) [-]
not butthurt, just not in the mood to be the target of butthurt fag redthumb bandwagon
User avatar #47 - dharkmoswen (07/14/2014) [-]
I'm just thumbing down cause it's a headache and a half trying to read his text
#85 - shredmaster (07/15/2014) [-]
I can agree with that.
#107 - HA. 07/14/2014 on It's the damn patriarchy! 0
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User avatar #3 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
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