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Date Signed Up:1/24/2011
Last Login:7/29/2014
Location:Tennessee
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Music is badass. I play guitar, bass, harmonica and I sing. I'm in a thrash metal band. Gaming is good. As are texting and movies from the 80s 90s and early 2000s. Trolls however, are bad, but troll logic is entertaining. That's all you're getting.

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#146 - Yeah, I realize that. I still did it. We all understand that y…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/30/2014 on How to deal with a bitch ex-gf +2
#147 - Orc (05/30/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** I never said that, but saying "I'm depressed, so I'm going to drink alcohol" is like saying "I'm mad, so I'm going to discuss my personal opinions on FunnyJunk." If you can blame her for the fact you got put in the hospital because YOU poured alcohol down YOUR throat, you need to strap your helmet on.
#149 - shredmaster (05/30/2014) [-]
Here's the thing. I understand where you're coming from, I do. But if someone was holding a gun to their head and you walked up and pulled the trigger for them, was it their fault? Technically it was, but the gun wouldn't have gone off if you hadn't pulled the trigger for them. I may have been an idiot in drinking myself into the hospital, but had she not been such a piece of shit to me I wouldn't have had the inclination in the first place. Go on and on about my mental state and how weak-willed I am all you want, but the larger point (that you will probably ignore) is still there.
#151 - Orc (05/30/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** No, that's like saying there's a sign that says "beware of dogs" on this dude's fence, and kids climb over it and get bitten by the dogs and blaming it on the owner for having dogs. It's absolutely your fault. There's nothing that justifies cheating, but talking about the person dying and murdering the family is way too far. He could have simply said he wanted nothing to do with her and blocked her number. It's called being mature.
#142 - The last girl who cheated on me did it after we spent a weeken…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/30/2014 on How to deal with a bitch ex-gf +5
#144 - Orc (05/30/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** Drinking to solve your problems is absolutely idiotic. Alcohol is a depressant. It was your decision. Don't be such a moron.
#173 - weeez (05/30/2014) [-]
nigga that doesnt mean it makes you depressed
#146 - shredmaster (05/30/2014) [-]
Yeah, I realize that. I still did it. We all understand that you're a superior person because you refuse to partake in the evils of alcohol. No one cares.
#147 - Orc (05/30/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** I never said that, but saying "I'm depressed, so I'm going to drink alcohol" is like saying "I'm mad, so I'm going to discuss my personal opinions on FunnyJunk." If you can blame her for the fact you got put in the hospital because YOU poured alcohol down YOUR throat, you need to strap your helmet on.
#149 - shredmaster (05/30/2014) [-]
Here's the thing. I understand where you're coming from, I do. But if someone was holding a gun to their head and you walked up and pulled the trigger for them, was it their fault? Technically it was, but the gun wouldn't have gone off if you hadn't pulled the trigger for them. I may have been an idiot in drinking myself into the hospital, but had she not been such a piece of shit to me I wouldn't have had the inclination in the first place. Go on and on about my mental state and how weak-willed I am all you want, but the larger point (that you will probably ignore) is still there.
#151 - Orc (05/30/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** No, that's like saying there's a sign that says "beware of dogs" on this dude's fence, and kids climb over it and get bitten by the dogs and blaming it on the owner for having dogs. It's absolutely your fault. There's nothing that justifies cheating, but talking about the person dying and murdering the family is way too far. He could have simply said he wanted nothing to do with her and blocked her number. It's called being mature.
#140 - As someone who has been cheated on multiple times, no he didn'… 05/30/2014 on How to deal with a bitch ex-gf +1
#111 - Some tarantulas get fucking huge. The Goliath birdeater tarant… 05/29/2014 on big spider 0
#60 - I agree fully. I have massive arachnophobia and I'm not even s… 05/29/2014 on big spider 0
#53 - Bear with me because I'm not a literal spider expert and I'm d…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/29/2014 on big spider +1
User avatar #105 - unseelie (05/29/2014) [-]
I'm also no expert. But in extreme cases people have lost fingers or hands. That's from baboon tarantulas though. You're right for the kind the girl has there. The fangs just with their size would be most of the pain, after that it's like a bee sting, some people react like crazy to it and some barely at all. Having been bit myself it wasn't all that bad, but the one that bit me was maybe 1/4th the size of that one.
User avatar #54 - nebuchadnezzaurus (05/29/2014) [-]
Thanks. Then it's still a bit of a gamble to have that thing crawling around your body.
#60 - shredmaster (05/29/2014) [-]
I agree fully. I have massive arachnophobia and I'm not even scared of being bitten by them. They just terrify me with how they look and move. I can't stand them. Call me a bitch, I'm used to it, but spiders scare the fuck out of me.
#10 - It's on a slideshow, I just capped the image I had up right then. 05/29/2014 on Quickly +1
#36 - If you can make an actual argument I will respect it, and you …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/28/2014 on The "title" of the post 0
User avatar #37 - demandsgayversion (05/28/2014) [-]
I have tried to do a music with both a guitar and a computer before. It's hard both times, but more to the point, I have a reference point on difficulty.
#34 - lel ur wrong 4 thinkin tht u fagit No, I'm kidding, t…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/28/2014 on The "title" of the post 0
User avatar #35 - demandsgayversion (05/28/2014) [-]
I really didn't think it would go this smoothly to be honest
#36 - shredmaster (05/28/2014) [-]
If you can make an actual argument I will respect it, and you did. No one has ever been able to on this subject before, no one that I've spoken to about it anyway.
User avatar #37 - demandsgayversion (05/28/2014) [-]
I have tried to do a music with both a guitar and a computer before. It's hard both times, but more to the point, I have a reference point on difficulty.
#4 - "Looks like someone duct-taped a bunch of twigs together&… 05/28/2014 on Burger King Story 2 +2
#24 - It's a tarantula you damn fool, they're not even close to leth…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/28/2014 on big spider +15
User avatar #108 - skulldan (05/29/2014) [-]
In my opinion (and i say that because i could be completely fucking wrong), that looks to be larger than a tarantula. Would say funnel web but the abdomen looks to be too small but im sure she would not put one of the most venomous animals in the world on her face. So i guess Tarantula might be accurate.
I only say this because i had tarantulas all over my house when i was younger (and i would pat some of them) and they never got to that size or CLOSE before dying.
#111 - shredmaster (05/29/2014) [-]
Some tarantulas get fucking huge. The Goliath birdeater tarantula has the largest body size of any spider in the world. It's not considered the largest because its legspan is dwarfed by the giant huntsman spider, which has a legspan that can reach 12 inches (or about the size of a fucking dinner plate). So she could have one of the larger species of tarantula, but I'm fairly certain that's not a birdeater and I dunno any other huge ones off the top of my head.
User avatar #52 - nebuchadnezzaurus (05/29/2014) [-]
What does a tarantula bite do to a human?
#53 - shredmaster (05/29/2014) [-]
Bear with me because I'm not a literal spider expert and I'm drunk, but I am 90% sure all it does it hurt like hell and maybe, in extreme cases, cause a rash or something similar. If I'm wrong feel free to tell me I'm a fucking retard, but I know they won't kill you.
User avatar #105 - unseelie (05/29/2014) [-]
I'm also no expert. But in extreme cases people have lost fingers or hands. That's from baboon tarantulas though. You're right for the kind the girl has there. The fangs just with their size would be most of the pain, after that it's like a bee sting, some people react like crazy to it and some barely at all. Having been bit myself it wasn't all that bad, but the one that bit me was maybe 1/4th the size of that one.
User avatar #54 - nebuchadnezzaurus (05/29/2014) [-]
Thanks. Then it's still a bit of a gamble to have that thing crawling around your body.
#60 - shredmaster (05/29/2014) [-]
I agree fully. I have massive arachnophobia and I'm not even scared of being bitten by them. They just terrify me with how they look and move. I can't stand them. Call me a bitch, I'm used to it, but spiders scare the fuck out of me.
#6 - Those fucking tags. "Frock Woofter"  [+] (1 new reply) 05/28/2014 on feed me now +7
#7 - flesheater (05/28/2014) [-]
these are your new tags u must use them for a week
Testicle Dilapidated, Trade Mania, Cut Beat, Car Park Best, Quit Bath Cuff, Cell Absorbent, Nibble Club, Dry Ding, Moth Leper Pocket, Brand Hatchet, Serenade Name Construction, Southern Pushy Hose, Art Steak,
#24 - I have no problem with people who make music on computers or p…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/28/2014 on The "title" of the post 0
User avatar #32 - demandsgayversion (05/28/2014) [-]
I say it does, just not the same type of skill. Where an instrumental composer uses their body to feel the music and uses an innate understanding to just play, technological composer is visually manipulating representations of sounds and placing them in different orders and layers and timing in order to create a sound they have in their head.
#34 - shredmaster (05/28/2014) [-]
lel ur wrong 4 thinkin tht u fagit

No, I'm kidding, that's a legit view and it makes a lot of sense. I didn't know actual points could be made on the Internet.
User avatar #35 - demandsgayversion (05/28/2014) [-]
I really didn't think it would go this smoothly to be honest
#36 - shredmaster (05/28/2014) [-]
If you can make an actual argument I will respect it, and you did. No one has ever been able to on this subject before, no one that I've spoken to about it anyway.
User avatar #37 - demandsgayversion (05/28/2014) [-]
I have tried to do a music with both a guitar and a computer before. It's hard both times, but more to the point, I have a reference point on difficulty.
#297 - There's a difference between someone being buttmad and appalled.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2014 on Makes me feel good about... +1
User avatar #365 - evilwheatleycore (05/22/2014) [-]
do't let the lels get u m8
#284 - No, but you're still less than human.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/22/2014 on Makes me feel good about... 0
User avatar #291 - cryfear (05/22/2014) [-]
It seems as if someone's a bit.. Butt flustered..
#297 - shredmaster (05/22/2014) [-]
There's a difference between someone being buttmad and appalled.
User avatar #365 - evilwheatleycore (05/22/2014) [-]
do't let the lels get u m8
#278 - Yeah, your viewpoint is idiocy. He deserved to die. He wasn't … 05/22/2014 on Makes me feel good about... 0
#276 - Either you're trolling or you're a worthless piece of shit.  [+] (5 new replies) 05/22/2014 on Makes me feel good about... 0
User avatar #281 - cryfear (05/22/2014) [-]
Not trolling. Are you angered, sir?
#284 - shredmaster (05/22/2014) [-]
No, but you're still less than human.
User avatar #291 - cryfear (05/22/2014) [-]
It seems as if someone's a bit.. Butt flustered..
#297 - shredmaster (05/22/2014) [-]
There's a difference between someone being buttmad and appalled.
User avatar #365 - evilwheatleycore (05/22/2014) [-]
do't let the lels get u m8
#120 - If that is your logic, then it's my opinion that your opinion …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2014 on Hate when this happens +5
#122 - theholum (05/20/2014) [-]
> opinions
> wrong
#201 - Are you even trying? 05/20/2014 on Gay people being hanged in... 0
#5 - ...No, it's not.  [+] (4 new replies) 05/16/2014 on Drop The SOPA 0
User avatar #7 - schmitty (05/16/2014) [-]
Of course it is, just because you pick someone or a company to represent your interests, doesn't mean that every single time they do something they're doing it because its what you want. You can pick a company to represent your interests because the majority of the time they do have parallel views with yours, however that doesn't mean that every single thing that company does is exactly what you want. EA is allowed to have their own views that doesn't necessarily always coincide with this company they've chosen to represent them.
User avatar #37 - arnolddusk (05/16/2014) [-]
nope and thumbed down for being a dumb jackass
User avatar #81 - schmitty (05/16/2014) [-]
How am I a dumb jackass? Because you disagree despite the fact that I'm right?
User avatar #88 - arnolddusk (05/25/2014) [-]
lol ok
#46 - I haven't been on for about a month so I'm not sure what's hap… 05/16/2014 on I know what I want to be... 0
#40 - UNPOPULAR OPINION! I don't get what the hype is about…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/16/2014 on I know what I want to be... -1
User avatar #45 - soupkittenagain (05/16/2014) [-]
That's not exactly an unpopular opinion. A while back when FJ was in the hate part of its hate/hype of anything for Jennifer Lawrence, the comments would be just filled with stuff calling overrated. Now stuff has just calmed down.
#46 - shredmaster (05/16/2014) [-]
I haven't been on for about a month so I'm not sure what's happening on here anymore, but I'm not surprised. Fads and shit.
User avatar #41 - chokinandtokin (05/16/2014) [-]
Not that attractive? You probably think Miley Cyrus is better looking you sick fuck!
No but I agree with you that she is overrated
#26 - people like you* 04/14/2014 on Dark Souls Invasion Etiquette -1
#25 - Good guess, but no, I've been playing the games since Demon's …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/14/2014 on Dark Souls Invasion Etiquette -1
User avatar #27 - tittysugar (04/15/2014) [-]
OK you've reiterated your original point. Doesn't change my opinion of you. I'm not "honorable" because I want people to be honorable back, I fight with dignity cause I don't need 2 phantoms backing me up or cheap gimmicks to give myself the advantage. I'm simply better than you and most of your healing, ganking, magic casting genre. I'm simply crestfallen ya bich.
#26 - shredmaster (04/14/2014) [-]
people like you*
#27 - Did not come close to cracking a smile. Who thinks this shit is funny?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/14/2014 on super good impressions 0
User avatar #66 - chewiewhatawookie (04/14/2014) [-]
I don't even know why this made it to the front page. Watchmen - The American Dream
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User avatar #3 - soundofwinter (06/24/2014) [-]
má companhia
#2 - flesheater (05/28/2014) [-]
Testicle Dilapidated, Trade Mania, Cut Beat, Car Park Best, Quit Bath Cuff, Cell Absorbent, Nibble Club, Dry Ding, Moth Leper Pocket, Brand Hatchet, Serenade Name Construction, Southern Pushy Hose,
they are yours use them wisely
User avatar #1 - cryingchicken ONLINE (05/27/2013) [-]
What do you have against me?
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