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shredmaster

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Gender: male
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:1/24/2011
Last Login:11/30/2015
Location:Tennessee
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Music is badass. I play guitar, bass, harmonica and I sing. I'm in a thrash metal band. Gaming is good. As are texting and movies from the 80s 90s and early 2000s. Trolls however, are bad, but troll logic is entertaining. That's all you're getting.

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#77 - Do you know how often that happens? And how little it's going … 08/13/2015 on Man Catches His Girlfriend... 0
#17 - This made me start reading it. I like it. 08/13/2015 on MIDORI NO HIBI: WE VISIT... 0
#16 - You should visit even if you can't drink, you can enter withou…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/13/2015 on How to get laid 0
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#17 - AnomynousUser (08/13/2015) [-]
Sounds cool. Between my engineering courses and my father paying for a lot of my college, I think I'll just wait until I'm legal to have a beer or two with him. I've fucked up more than enough to say I definitely can't afford even a chance to slip up again.
#14 - Dat Green Dragon pub, though.  [+] (3 new replies) 08/13/2015 on How to get laid 0
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#15 - AnomynousUser (08/13/2015) [-]
Never been there I'm just a lowly 19 year old
#16 - shredmaster (08/13/2015) [-]
You should visit even if you can't drink, you can enter without being 21. They're also pretty chill about the drinking age, my friend's girlfriend is only 20 and they just let him order two drinks for "himself". Place is awesome, when I was there about a month ago some members of the Tolkien Society were celebrating Aragorn and Arwen's anniversary, they sang one of the songs from the film soundtrack.
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#17 - AnomynousUser (08/13/2015) [-]
Sounds cool. Between my engineering courses and my father paying for a lot of my college, I think I'll just wait until I'm legal to have a beer or two with him. I've fucked up more than enough to say I definitely can't afford even a chance to slip up again.
#12 - Part of the reason I left was the drivers. ******* college town.  [+] (5 new replies) 08/13/2015 on How to get laid 0
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#13 - AnomynousUser (08/13/2015) [-]
All the surrounding high schools didn't help, either.
#14 - shredmaster (08/13/2015) [-]
Dat Green Dragon pub, though.
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#15 - AnomynousUser (08/13/2015) [-]
Never been there I'm just a lowly 19 year old
#16 - shredmaster (08/13/2015) [-]
You should visit even if you can't drink, you can enter without being 21. They're also pretty chill about the drinking age, my friend's girlfriend is only 20 and they just let him order two drinks for "himself". Place is awesome, when I was there about a month ago some members of the Tolkien Society were celebrating Aragorn and Arwen's anniversary, they sang one of the songs from the film soundtrack.
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#17 - AnomynousUser (08/13/2015) [-]
Sounds cool. Between my engineering courses and my father paying for a lot of my college, I think I'll just wait until I'm legal to have a beer or two with him. I've fucked up more than enough to say I definitely can't afford even a chance to slip up again.
#27 - You piece of excrement. 08/12/2015 on Ohh Myy 0
#21 - Picture 08/12/2015 on Meanwhile in ferguson +4
#8 - Eyyyy, Murfreesboro, I used to live there.  [+] (7 new replies) 08/12/2015 on How to get laid +1
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#11 - AnomynousUser (08/13/2015) [-]
Murfreesboro mentioned, swell with Fin Fusion sushi and terrible drivers.
#12 - shredmaster (08/13/2015) [-]
Part of the reason I left was the drivers. Fucking college town.
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#13 - AnomynousUser (08/13/2015) [-]
All the surrounding high schools didn't help, either.
#14 - shredmaster (08/13/2015) [-]
Dat Green Dragon pub, though.
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#15 - AnomynousUser (08/13/2015) [-]
Never been there I'm just a lowly 19 year old
#16 - shredmaster (08/13/2015) [-]
You should visit even if you can't drink, you can enter without being 21. They're also pretty chill about the drinking age, my friend's girlfriend is only 20 and they just let him order two drinks for "himself". Place is awesome, when I was there about a month ago some members of the Tolkien Society were celebrating Aragorn and Arwen's anniversary, they sang one of the songs from the film soundtrack.
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#17 - AnomynousUser (08/13/2015) [-]
Sounds cool. Between my engineering courses and my father paying for a lot of my college, I think I'll just wait until I'm legal to have a beer or two with him. I've fucked up more than enough to say I definitely can't afford even a chance to slip up again.
#66 - What reality do you live in where you honestly believe someone…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/12/2015 on Man Catches His Girlfriend... 0
#76 - skebaba (08/13/2015) [-]
It breaks the law, so of course it will.
#77 - shredmaster (08/13/2015) [-]
Do you know how often that happens? And how little it's going to matter to a court when there are other more pressing things to sue for? Are you that idiot who sued McDonald's when she spilled hot coffee on herself?


"It breaks the law, so of course it will."
Did you know in Minnesota it's illegal for someone to cross state lines with a duck on their head? I bet that would hold up in court, too. You know, because it breaks the law.
#220 - I don't trust cops, and abuse of power pisses me off, but this… 08/12/2015 on Police Bodyslam Highway... 0