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#61 - "...there are no new games being released because someone…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/15/2014 on Hide your kids, hide your... -3
#66 - namdelliks (07/15/2014) [-]
>Release the same exact games every year.
>Nintendo is worse about it

You left out someone way worse.
User avatar #62 - swagfagit (07/15/2014) [-]
yup and there is nothing anyone can do about it because no one likes change, and if you try to change something (example windows 8) everyone will hate it.
#63 - shredmaster (07/15/2014) [-]
It's just fucking frustrating that people continue prattling on about Nintendo being this amazing company when they haven't done anything original since the 1980s. Again, I'm not saying they're the only ones guilty of this but they are by far the worst offender. The Wii U is ridiculous, it's a Wii with a DS for a controller, and their habit of re-releasing the DS with a sort-of new feature over and over for full price is insulting.
User avatar #65 - swagfagit (07/15/2014) [-]
but I gotta say that I like using the wii u over any other console because they focus on FUN games not games that are all about graphics and being realistic
#77 - saltyfries (07/15/2014) [-]
I agree with this 100%, I feel developers are trying too hard on realism with games like Watch Dogs, shooters, Uncharted, Assassin's Creed, etc., when many new games I think would be better with cell shading/stylized graphics like many Nintendo games. TF2 is a great example on a shooter with a cartoony twist, and I like that, it adds a sense of humor to all the violence. Realism should really be best left to sports titles.
A great example from the modern gaming today imo is Dragon's Dogma, a game many people here liked, but I was sort of left mixed about, it's a fantastic concept, but the graphics look like it should've been a launch title years ago on the 360 as it was released in 2012! It's game imo that would've looked better with more cartoony graphics instead. This is why I like Nintendo consoles today, it's Nintendo games but more stylized than ever before, it's not using real characters, they're cartoons, and they look fantastic the way they are! Like the new Mario Kart, it looks utterly flawless graphically.
#52 - It's unfortunate, because they're a garbage company that does …  [+] (7 new replies) 07/15/2014 on Hide your kids, hide your... -5
User avatar #60 - swagfagit (07/15/2014) [-]
then by that logic, there are no new games being released because someone created a game like it before you think pc xbox or ps4 aren't doing the same exact fucking thing? its because it makes money dipshit
#61 - shredmaster (07/15/2014) [-]
"...there are no new games being released because someone created a game like it before" Nintendo doesn't release games that are similar. They release the exact same games. I never said everyone else wasn't guilty of it too. Gaming as a whole is fucking dead. But Nintendo is far worse about it than anyone else. If they release something that doesn't have Mario or Zelda plastered all over it I am legitimately shocked. As for it making money, yeah, I understand that people are incredibly stupid and continue shelling out sixty dollars for the same game they bought three months ago.
#66 - namdelliks (07/15/2014) [-]
>Release the same exact games every year.
>Nintendo is worse about it

You left out someone way worse.
User avatar #62 - swagfagit (07/15/2014) [-]
yup and there is nothing anyone can do about it because no one likes change, and if you try to change something (example windows 8) everyone will hate it.
#63 - shredmaster (07/15/2014) [-]
It's just fucking frustrating that people continue prattling on about Nintendo being this amazing company when they haven't done anything original since the 1980s. Again, I'm not saying they're the only ones guilty of this but they are by far the worst offender. The Wii U is ridiculous, it's a Wii with a DS for a controller, and their habit of re-releasing the DS with a sort-of new feature over and over for full price is insulting.
User avatar #65 - swagfagit (07/15/2014) [-]
but I gotta say that I like using the wii u over any other console because they focus on FUN games not games that are all about graphics and being realistic
#77 - saltyfries (07/15/2014) [-]
I agree with this 100%, I feel developers are trying too hard on realism with games like Watch Dogs, shooters, Uncharted, Assassin's Creed, etc., when many new games I think would be better with cell shading/stylized graphics like many Nintendo games. TF2 is a great example on a shooter with a cartoony twist, and I like that, it adds a sense of humor to all the violence. Realism should really be best left to sports titles.
A great example from the modern gaming today imo is Dragon's Dogma, a game many people here liked, but I was sort of left mixed about, it's a fantastic concept, but the graphics look like it should've been a launch title years ago on the 360 as it was released in 2012! It's game imo that would've looked better with more cartoony graphics instead. This is why I like Nintendo consoles today, it's Nintendo games but more stylized than ever before, it's not using real characters, they're cartoons, and they look fantastic the way they are! Like the new Mario Kart, it looks utterly flawless graphically.
#49 - It doesn't matter, this is the only suitable course of action. 07/15/2014 on Nah dog, nah +3
#100 - Not to sound like a dick, but the reasons you listed are insan…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/15/2014 on Check your priviliges 0
User avatar #106 - jokexplain (07/15/2014) [-]
well yeah, they are pet peeves.
I wouldn't launch campaigns to outlaw this stuff or anything,
I just don't like people who do this
like putting milk in the bowl before the cereal
#85 - I can agree with that. 07/15/2014 on Germany in the world cup 0
#36 - Getting down thumbed for posting the truth is fun, isn't it?  [+] (5 new replies) 07/14/2014 on Germany in the world cup +1
User avatar #53 - konradkurze (07/14/2014) [-]
yeah these young FJers exist to butthurt at everything

a bag of razor blades isnt as edgy as them
User avatar #54 - playerdous (07/14/2014) [-]
If you weren't butthurt you'reself you wouldn't have deleted you're comment.
User avatar #55 - konradkurze (07/14/2014) [-]
not butthurt, just not in the mood to be the target of butthurt fag redthumb bandwagon
User avatar #47 - dharkmoswen (07/14/2014) [-]
I'm just thumbing down cause it's a headache and a half trying to read his text
#85 - shredmaster (07/15/2014) [-]
I can agree with that.
#107 - HA. 07/14/2014 on It's the damn patriarchy! 0
#106 - female amusement-system  [+] (1 new reply) 07/14/2014 on It's the damn patriarchy! 0
#107 - shredmaster (07/14/2014) [-]
HA.
#102 - Damn, I keep forgetting about word filters. It turns "f u…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/14/2014 on It's the damn patriarchy! 0
User avatar #105 - slimeywaffles (07/14/2014) [-]
Oh. I thought I was missing some joke. I also tried to use c u n t and it changed it to female amusement-system
#106 - shredmaster (07/14/2014) [-]
female amusement-system
#107 - shredmaster (07/14/2014) [-]
HA.
#96 - No, your just a intense bodyloveing idiot and you don't unders…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/14/2014 on It's the damn patriarchy! 0
User avatar #97 - slimeywaffles (07/14/2014) [-]
I have no idea what this bodylove phrase means, explain?
#102 - shredmaster (07/14/2014) [-]
Damn, I keep forgetting about word filters. It turns "f u c k" into "intense bodylove". Because my big tittied mommy is a faggot.
User avatar #105 - slimeywaffles (07/14/2014) [-]
Oh. I thought I was missing some joke. I also tried to use c u n t and it changed it to female amusement-system
#106 - shredmaster (07/14/2014) [-]
female amusement-system
#107 - shredmaster (07/14/2014) [-]
HA.
#337 - Wait that's a intense bodyloveing guy?! I'll tr… 07/14/2014 on un tit led 0
#17 - Is this real 07/13/2014 on D&D Stories #2 0
#16 - your  [+] (1 new reply) 07/13/2014 on D&D Stories #2 0
#17 - shredmaster (07/13/2014) [-]
Is this real
#14 - Oh my Christ, really? your* **** me.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/12/2014 on D&D Stories #2 0
User avatar #15 - masdercheef (07/12/2014) [-]
uhh, want to try that again?
#16 - shredmaster (07/13/2014) [-]
your
#17 - shredmaster (07/13/2014) [-]
Is this real
#13 - your taking this way too seriously.  [+] (4 new replies) 07/12/2014 on D&D Stories #2 +2
#14 - shredmaster (07/12/2014) [-]
Oh my Christ, really? your* Fuck me.
User avatar #15 - masdercheef (07/12/2014) [-]
uhh, want to try that again?
#16 - shredmaster (07/13/2014) [-]
your
#17 - shredmaster (07/13/2014) [-]
Is this real
#22 - Never cross ponies with anything good, you damn fool. 07/12/2014 on D&D Stories #6 +1
#87 - Oh hell no, now I have to go. If I'm slain by the horrors I se…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2014 on gentleman of colorS TONGUE... 0
User avatar #88 - sovietsamurai (07/11/2014) [-]
Dear me .... what so you mean good sir?

#85 - I've never been to any of them... I'm what you'd call a "…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/11/2014 on gentleman of colorS TONGUE... 0
User avatar #86 - sovietsamurai (07/11/2014) [-]
I see ...

Nevermind then ...

Just forget I said anything

I never bust anybody's balls for being new ... everybody was new at one point ... But that's why you lurk friend, you learn ...
#87 - shredmaster (07/11/2014) [-]
Oh hell no, now I have to go. If I'm slain by the horrors I see there I'll haunt you.
User avatar #88 - sovietsamurai (07/11/2014) [-]
Dear me .... what so you mean good sir?

#83 - /b/ is good if you want to see how much ****** up…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/11/2014 on gentleman of colorS TONGUE... 0
User avatar #84 - sovietsamurai (07/11/2014) [-]
Those are fun also sometimes ....

also, /s4s/ and /r9k/ ... Those places I refer to as the "forbidden lands" ...

/d/ is neat occasionally
#85 - shredmaster (07/11/2014) [-]
I've never been to any of them... I'm what you'd call a "newfag" I suppose. I've lurked for a good three years but I've only started posting recently. 4chan is a...different place.
User avatar #86 - sovietsamurai (07/11/2014) [-]
I see ...

Nevermind then ...

Just forget I said anything

I never bust anybody's balls for being new ... everybody was new at one point ... But that's why you lurk friend, you learn ...
#87 - shredmaster (07/11/2014) [-]
Oh hell no, now I have to go. If I'm slain by the horrors I see there I'll haunt you.
User avatar #88 - sovietsamurai (07/11/2014) [-]
Dear me .... what so you mean good sir?

#81 - Just making sure. Your comment was reminiscent of edgefags fro…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/11/2014 on gentleman of colorS TONGUE... 0
User avatar #82 - sovietsamurai (07/11/2014) [-]
I RARELY go to /b/ ...

I usually or always spend my time on /k/ or /int/

Honestly, I spend more time lurking /k/ and the 'guns' board on here more often than anything ...
#83 - shredmaster (07/11/2014) [-]
/b/ is good if you want to see how much fucked up shit you can handle without being weirded out. Or if you enjoy those "roll this number and decide what I say" threads.
User avatar #84 - sovietsamurai (07/11/2014) [-]
Those are fun also sometimes ....

also, /s4s/ and /r9k/ ... Those places I refer to as the "forbidden lands" ...

/d/ is neat occasionally
#85 - shredmaster (07/11/2014) [-]
I've never been to any of them... I'm what you'd call a "newfag" I suppose. I've lurked for a good three years but I've only started posting recently. 4chan is a...different place.
User avatar #86 - sovietsamurai (07/11/2014) [-]
I see ...

Nevermind then ...

Just forget I said anything

I never bust anybody's balls for being new ... everybody was new at one point ... But that's why you lurk friend, you learn ...
#87 - shredmaster (07/11/2014) [-]
Oh hell no, now I have to go. If I'm slain by the horrors I see there I'll haunt you.
User avatar #88 - sovietsamurai (07/11/2014) [-]
Dear me .... what so you mean good sir?

#79 - This isn't 4chan.  [+] (9 new replies) 07/11/2014 on gentleman of colorS TONGUE... 0
User avatar #80 - sovietsamurai (07/11/2014) [-]
That's kind of obvious ...

#81 - shredmaster (07/11/2014) [-]
Just making sure. Your comment was reminiscent of edgefags from /b/. I thought you might be confused.
User avatar #82 - sovietsamurai (07/11/2014) [-]
I RARELY go to /b/ ...

I usually or always spend my time on /k/ or /int/

Honestly, I spend more time lurking /k/ and the 'guns' board on here more often than anything ...
#83 - shredmaster (07/11/2014) [-]
/b/ is good if you want to see how much fucked up shit you can handle without being weirded out. Or if you enjoy those "roll this number and decide what I say" threads.
User avatar #84 - sovietsamurai (07/11/2014) [-]
Those are fun also sometimes ....

also, /s4s/ and /r9k/ ... Those places I refer to as the "forbidden lands" ...

/d/ is neat occasionally
#85 - shredmaster (07/11/2014) [-]
I've never been to any of them... I'm what you'd call a "newfag" I suppose. I've lurked for a good three years but I've only started posting recently. 4chan is a...different place.
User avatar #86 - sovietsamurai (07/11/2014) [-]
I see ...

Nevermind then ...

Just forget I said anything

I never bust anybody's balls for being new ... everybody was new at one point ... But that's why you lurk friend, you learn ...
#87 - shredmaster (07/11/2014) [-]
Oh hell no, now I have to go. If I'm slain by the horrors I see there I'll haunt you.
User avatar #88 - sovietsamurai (07/11/2014) [-]
Dear me .... what so you mean good sir?

#38 - They liked the ******* crystal skull? …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/09/2014 on Dark Of The Moon 0
#42 - datstalkerdoe (07/09/2014) [-]
I think execution by firing-squad may be in order
#40 - datstalkerdoe (07/09/2014) [-]
I´ve thought along the same lines aswell, mate. Goddamn, they`re good people, but taste is not their area of expertise, lemme tell ya.
#36 - They liked...the prequels?  [+] (4 new replies) 07/09/2014 on Dark Of The Moon 0
#37 - datstalkerdoe (07/09/2014) [-]
Yes. And Indy and the crystal plot device aswell.
#38 - shredmaster (07/09/2014) [-]
They liked the fucking crystal skull?

you need new friends, friend
#42 - datstalkerdoe (07/09/2014) [-]
I think execution by firing-squad may be in order
#40 - datstalkerdoe (07/09/2014) [-]
I´ve thought along the same lines aswell, mate. Goddamn, they`re good people, but taste is not their area of expertise, lemme tell ya.
#34 - I dunno, I know a lot of people who rave about the first one l…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/09/2014 on Dark Of The Moon 0
#35 - datstalkerdoe (07/09/2014) [-]
To be perfectly honest, so do some of my friends, but they also liked Pearl Harbour and The Star Wars Prequels, shows what they know.
#36 - shredmaster (07/09/2014) [-]
They liked...the prequels?
#37 - datstalkerdoe (07/09/2014) [-]
Yes. And Indy and the crystal plot device aswell.
#38 - shredmaster (07/09/2014) [-]
They liked the fucking crystal skull?

you need new friends, friend
#42 - datstalkerdoe (07/09/2014) [-]
I think execution by firing-squad may be in order
#40 - datstalkerdoe (07/09/2014) [-]
I´ve thought along the same lines aswell, mate. Goddamn, they`re good people, but taste is not their area of expertise, lemme tell ya.
#8 - I am so ******* tired of these posts. Literally e…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/09/2014 on >The Semi-Final Solution -3
#13 - anonymous (07/09/2014) [-]
pls stop cry and go to play with ponny or any gay stuff
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