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Gender: male
Age: 22
Date Signed Up:1/24/2011
Last Login:12/19/2014
Location:Tennessee
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Music is badass. I play guitar, bass, harmonica and I sing. I'm in a thrash metal band. Gaming is good. As are texting and movies from the 80s 90s and early 2000s. Trolls however, are bad, but troll logic is entertaining. That's all you're getting.

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#88 - Uncut. 06/14/2014 on penis 0
#11 - Plaid Spaghetti 06/13/2014 on Band Name 0
#118 - Picture 06/13/2014 on free nightmare! +1
#876 - I was going to respect your differing opinion until I read thi… 06/13/2014 on don't be a pleb +3
#868 - The ignorance is strong with this one.  [+] (6 new replies) 06/13/2014 on don't be a pleb +7
#929 - megayoming (06/13/2014) [-]
Don't tell me what i want or need to hear.

User avatar #908 - tehlulzbringer (06/13/2014) [-]
why use my last remaining brain cell to articulate my thoughts in a vain attempt to refute a dissenting viewpoint when I can just thumb down, post a silly reaction picture, and trust my peers to do the same
#954 - camzore (06/13/2014) [-]
That's the most pretentious fuckery I have read in a while, 7/10 I loled
User avatar #955 - tehlulzbringer (06/13/2014) [-]
it's hard to not sound pretentious to people who can't address a legitimate criticism with anything other than a snarky meaningless comment with a little gif to go along with it. hell, i'd have to smash a cinder block into powder using nothing but my forehead before i start sounding not pretentious to you people.
#958 - camzore (06/13/2014) [-]
It's pretty fucking easy to address a criticism without sounding pretentious on this site, you're just too pretentious to do it. Why go into a comments section with people that are obviously not as smart as you and use big words? To appear legitimate? To appear cool? I have no problem with people using big words but if you’re going to use them go on a medium that endorses it, not a fucking funny-pictures website. Doing it here rustles the jimmies of retards like me who can't be as cool as you and it makes you come off as an elitist scrub.

Furthermore don't be a fucking hypocrite, if you think your comment #908 was anything more than a "snarky meaningless comment”, you're a giant fucking walrus. You're not any better than us, you willing delved into the shitstorm of comments and threw your shitty opinion into the mix with no substantiated evidence to support it. You even said it manner which screams "I'm baiting you faggots, give me a snarky reply pls".

That's not to say I am upset about the way you wrote your first comment, I wrote my reply in a baiting manner as well. I just didn't get upset when you wrote a reply and splooged big words on the keyboards in an attempt to sound edgy.

Ironically the only comment you have made that hasn't come off as pretentious as fuck was the one where you legitimately raised a point (albeit in a stupid way, but I’m fine with that, it’s a stupid site.) , the first one. Time to wrap up this shitty comment I made with a silly gif to complete the package.

tldr; It's easy to say something on this site without coming off as an elitist twat, you even proved that in your first comment, but when you start fedoraing out like you did in comment #908 that's a big no no. Feel free to reply, I'll read it but I won't continue this cat fight between us
User avatar #910 - articulate (06/13/2014) [-]
eat a dick
#81 - Massively. 06/10/2014 on (untitled) +7
#87 - This is pathetic. I've laughed more at jokes referencing shows…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/07/2014 on Occam´s Expensive Razor +2
#100 - anonymous (06/07/2014) [-]
Ohh no, you didn't like it? That's too bad.
#42 - Buuuut **** you anyway. 06/04/2014 on Gandalf, The Slut +1
#54 - C'mon, guys. 06/02/2014 on Bitch +1
#27 - Was listening to this when I saw this gif. It's perfect. 06/02/2014 on Death Stare Intensifies 0
#696 - The ******** can be found in unholyjebus's commen… 05/31/2014 on Modern Feminism 0
#158 - u wot m8 ill fukn wrek u cunt Cringe comps were good … 05/31/2014 on Cringe Comps 0
#131 - That exact same thing happened to me the other day. In fact, t… 05/30/2014 on What... +1
#149 - Here's the thing. I understand where you're coming from, I do.…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/30/2014 on How to deal with a bitch ex-gf +4
#151 - Orc (05/30/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** No, that's like saying there's a sign that says "beware of dogs" on this dude's fence, and kids climb over it and get bitten by the dogs and blaming it on the owner for having dogs. It's absolutely your fault. There's nothing that justifies cheating, but talking about the person dying and murdering the family is way too far. He could have simply said he wanted nothing to do with her and blocked her number. It's called being mature.
#146 - Yeah, I realize that. I still did it. We all understand that y…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/30/2014 on How to deal with a bitch ex-gf +2
#147 - Orc (05/30/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** I never said that, but saying "I'm depressed, so I'm going to drink alcohol" is like saying "I'm mad, so I'm going to discuss my personal opinions on FunnyJunk." If you can blame her for the fact you got put in the hospital because YOU poured alcohol down YOUR throat, you need to strap your helmet on.
#149 - shredmaster (05/30/2014) [-]
Here's the thing. I understand where you're coming from, I do. But if someone was holding a gun to their head and you walked up and pulled the trigger for them, was it their fault? Technically it was, but the gun wouldn't have gone off if you hadn't pulled the trigger for them. I may have been an idiot in drinking myself into the hospital, but had she not been such a piece of shit to me I wouldn't have had the inclination in the first place. Go on and on about my mental state and how weak-willed I am all you want, but the larger point (that you will probably ignore) is still there.
#151 - Orc (05/30/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** No, that's like saying there's a sign that says "beware of dogs" on this dude's fence, and kids climb over it and get bitten by the dogs and blaming it on the owner for having dogs. It's absolutely your fault. There's nothing that justifies cheating, but talking about the person dying and murdering the family is way too far. He could have simply said he wanted nothing to do with her and blocked her number. It's called being mature.
#142 - The last girl who cheated on me did it after we spent a weeken…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/30/2014 on How to deal with a bitch ex-gf +5
#144 - Orc (05/30/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** Drinking to solve your problems is absolutely idiotic. Alcohol is a depressant. It was your decision. Don't be such a moron.
#173 - weeez (05/30/2014) [-]
nigga that doesnt mean it makes you depressed
#146 - shredmaster (05/30/2014) [-]
Yeah, I realize that. I still did it. We all understand that you're a superior person because you refuse to partake in the evils of alcohol. No one cares.
#147 - Orc (05/30/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** I never said that, but saying "I'm depressed, so I'm going to drink alcohol" is like saying "I'm mad, so I'm going to discuss my personal opinions on FunnyJunk." If you can blame her for the fact you got put in the hospital because YOU poured alcohol down YOUR throat, you need to strap your helmet on.
#149 - shredmaster (05/30/2014) [-]
Here's the thing. I understand where you're coming from, I do. But if someone was holding a gun to their head and you walked up and pulled the trigger for them, was it their fault? Technically it was, but the gun wouldn't have gone off if you hadn't pulled the trigger for them. I may have been an idiot in drinking myself into the hospital, but had she not been such a piece of shit to me I wouldn't have had the inclination in the first place. Go on and on about my mental state and how weak-willed I am all you want, but the larger point (that you will probably ignore) is still there.
#151 - Orc (05/30/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** No, that's like saying there's a sign that says "beware of dogs" on this dude's fence, and kids climb over it and get bitten by the dogs and blaming it on the owner for having dogs. It's absolutely your fault. There's nothing that justifies cheating, but talking about the person dying and murdering the family is way too far. He could have simply said he wanted nothing to do with her and blocked her number. It's called being mature.
#140 - As someone who has been cheated on multiple times, no he didn'… 05/30/2014 on How to deal with a bitch ex-gf +1
#111 - Some tarantulas get ******* huge. The Goliath bir… 05/29/2014 on big spider 0
#60 - I agree fully. I have massive arachnophobia and I'm not even s… 05/29/2014 on big spider 0
#53 - Bear with me because I'm not a literal spider expert and I'm d…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/29/2014 on big spider +1
User avatar #105 - unseelie (05/29/2014) [-]
I'm also no expert. But in extreme cases people have lost fingers or hands. That's from baboon tarantulas though. You're right for the kind the girl has there. The fangs just with their size would be most of the pain, after that it's like a bee sting, some people react like crazy to it and some barely at all. Having been bit myself it wasn't all that bad, but the one that bit me was maybe 1/4th the size of that one.
User avatar #54 - nebuchadnezzaurus (05/29/2014) [-]
Thanks. Then it's still a bit of a gamble to have that thing crawling around your body.
#60 - shredmaster (05/29/2014) [-]
I agree fully. I have massive arachnophobia and I'm not even scared of being bitten by them. They just terrify me with how they look and move. I can't stand them. Call me a bitch, I'm used to it, but spiders scare the fuck out of me.
#10 - It's on a slideshow, I just capped the image I had up right then. 05/29/2014 on Quickly +1
#36 - If you can make an actual argument I will respect it, and you …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/28/2014 on The "title" of the post 0
User avatar #37 - demandsgayversion (05/28/2014) [-]
I have tried to do a music with both a guitar and a computer before. It's hard both times, but more to the point, I have a reference point on difficulty.
#34 - lel ur wrong 4 thinkin tht u fagit No, I'm kidding, t…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/28/2014 on The "title" of the post 0
User avatar #35 - demandsgayversion (05/28/2014) [-]
I really didn't think it would go this smoothly to be honest
#36 - shredmaster (05/28/2014) [-]
If you can make an actual argument I will respect it, and you did. No one has ever been able to on this subject before, no one that I've spoken to about it anyway.
User avatar #37 - demandsgayversion (05/28/2014) [-]
I have tried to do a music with both a guitar and a computer before. It's hard both times, but more to the point, I have a reference point on difficulty.
#4 - "Looks like someone duct-taped a bunch of twigs together&… 05/28/2014 on Burger King Story 2 +2
#24 - It's a tarantula you damn fool, they're not even close to leth…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/28/2014 on big spider +15
User avatar #108 - skulldan (05/29/2014) [-]
In my opinion (and i say that because i could be completely fucking wrong), that looks to be larger than a tarantula. Would say funnel web but the abdomen looks to be too small but im sure she would not put one of the most venomous animals in the world on her face. So i guess Tarantula might be accurate.
I only say this because i had tarantulas all over my house when i was younger (and i would pat some of them) and they never got to that size or CLOSE before dying.
#111 - shredmaster (05/29/2014) [-]
Some tarantulas get fucking huge. The Goliath birdeater tarantula has the largest body size of any spider in the world. It's not considered the largest because its legspan is dwarfed by the giant huntsman spider, which has a legspan that can reach 12 inches (or about the size of a fucking dinner plate). So she could have one of the larger species of tarantula, but I'm fairly certain that's not a birdeater and I dunno any other huge ones off the top of my head.
User avatar #52 - nebuchadnezzaurus (05/29/2014) [-]
What does a tarantula bite do to a human?
#53 - shredmaster (05/29/2014) [-]
Bear with me because I'm not a literal spider expert and I'm drunk, but I am 90% sure all it does it hurt like hell and maybe, in extreme cases, cause a rash or something similar. If I'm wrong feel free to tell me I'm a fucking retard, but I know they won't kill you.
User avatar #105 - unseelie (05/29/2014) [-]
I'm also no expert. But in extreme cases people have lost fingers or hands. That's from baboon tarantulas though. You're right for the kind the girl has there. The fangs just with their size would be most of the pain, after that it's like a bee sting, some people react like crazy to it and some barely at all. Having been bit myself it wasn't all that bad, but the one that bit me was maybe 1/4th the size of that one.
User avatar #54 - nebuchadnezzaurus (05/29/2014) [-]
Thanks. Then it's still a bit of a gamble to have that thing crawling around your body.
#60 - shredmaster (05/29/2014) [-]
I agree fully. I have massive arachnophobia and I'm not even scared of being bitten by them. They just terrify me with how they look and move. I can't stand them. Call me a bitch, I'm used to it, but spiders scare the fuck out of me.
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