i made a list of items that you have that i don't have that all add up to the price of a red sword, all of them you have duplicates of, so you'll still have the same variety of items

either, your green sword,
or a bunch of items that I don't have whose points add up to 250000

which items would that be. if your still interested. not the green sword though

i realized that you can only trade one item for one item... so i don't think the deal would work out since i want to trade the sword for multiple items... do you know a way around it?

i can send you the requests and then once EVERYTHING is sent then and only then we will accept the trade. and you put the sword in last so that its extra safe and i cant rip you off (which i wouldnt). until drag and drop its honor system

Okay well here's the list, it looks like a lot, but actually it still doesn't add up to the price of the sword. You'd still owe 8400 points, but you can give it to me straight, or just throw in random items that add to approximately that number.

One of each:
Magic Necklace 450, Magic Mirror 500,
Evil Glowing Skull 500, Bubble Crystal Statue 500,
Runic Bow 600, High Quality Helmet 600,
Crystal Gateway 2000, Magic Cannon #1 2000,
Purple Bubble Crystal 5000, Cake 5000,
FJ Sword 5000, Dubs *77* 8000,
Chester Arthur 8000, Benjamin Harrison 9000,
Dubs *99* 10000, Chairman Mao 10000,
Strange Crystal 10000, Anvil 10000,
Furnace 10000, Martin Van Buren 10000,
Zachary Taylor 10000, Eazy E 10000,
James Garfield 11000, Gerald Ford 12000,
Bill Clinton 13000, Grover Cleveland 14000,
Book of Human Sacrifice 15000, Andrew Jackson 15000,
James Monroe 15000, William McKinley 15000,
pinkie pie was online 450, Freeze Spell 2000,
and finally, The Jimmy Rustler 2000.
Total sum = 241600

250000 - 241600 = 8400

ok start sending the requests since itll take a while. once i read them all off and there there then ill start accepting them. or send me a message when all the requests are sent

Two questions:
1. How do I send a request? I clicked on an item and clicked trade with theencyclopedia and then I choose trade with item, then I have to pick one of my items... but I'm only trading the one item
2. I'll switch the Cake, the Freeze Spell, Admln Was Online, and The Jimmy Rustler for Theodore Roosevelt. This way I'd only be 400 under instead of 8400, and you have multiple Roosevelts too. Is that ok?

yea thats fine. ok press trade with and the click the circle that says trade item for item NOT fj points for item. then select the item you want and enter the captcha and trade. its toilsome but youll need to do it for each one

when I have to select an item, do I select my red sword? can we test this out with some vegetables first? lol

sure im only gonna accept once everytime you want is in the request. but yea if you feel anxious save the sword for last and put in all the other stuff you want from me for low value stuff from you

i'm very anxious, it's my most prized item!
what do you mean put the sword for last? what do i put in first? this is what's confusing me... sry i'm actually really not this slow lol

hahaha no worries i would be anxious too. ok dont trade the sword yet. trade all the things you want from me first. for example trade my roosevelt for some bad item you have. then do the same with all the others. once everything you want has been requested. send the sword for something crappy i have like a lemon

Ahhh okay. Sounds like a plan. Though, I actually haven't slept since last night, so i'm going to nap for 8 hours then do this when I get up. I presume it will take longer than just a few minutes lol. But don't worry! This trade shall commence!

ugggghhhh your bustin my balls man! haha ok but just send me the requests and when i get all of them ill check em over and accept

all good things come to those who wait sleep. I need sleep. LOL.

bro are we on for that trade or no?

Hey, yeah I'm just doing some more calculations to make this work out as evenly as possible. I'll start sending requests very soon

you sending or not. ill give you until 8:30. dont waste my time

Okay, so I've gotten new items since we last spoke, so confirm this slightly new list and I'll start the requests:
Magic Necklace 450, pinkie pie was online 450,
Magic Mirror 500, Evil Glowing Skull 500,
Bubble Crystal Statue 500, Runic Bow 600,
High Quality Helmet 600, Freeze Spell 2000,
The Jimmy Rustler 2000, Crystal Gateway 2000,
Magic Cannon #1 2000, Purple Bubble Crystal 5000,
FJ Sword 5000, Dubs *77* 8000,
Chester Arthur 8000, Benjamin Harrison 9000,
Dubs *99* 10000, Chairman Mao 10000,
Strange Crystal 10000, Anvil 10000,
Furnace 10000, Martin Van Buren 10000,
Zachary Taylor 10000, Eazy E 10000,
James Garfield 11000, Bill Clinton 13000,
Grover Cleveland 14000, Book of Human Sacrifice 15000,
Andrew Jackson 15000, James Monroe 15000,
William McKinley 15000, John F Kennedy 16000,
and lastly, Theodore Roosevelt 17000.

tell me when everythings sent

i have to do something for like 10 mins send the trades. when i get back if theyre all there. ill accept.

looks good send the trades

For 30 of those items I will trade Yummy Apples (11 points)
For 1 of them I'll trade you FJ Points (270 points)
And for 1 of them I'll trade Millard Filmore (7000 points)
And for the last one, I'll trade Sword of Red Thumbs (250000 points).

This adds up to 257,600. So we are both trading EXACTLY 257600 FJ points in total.
Completely fair :). Let me know asap.

ok

ok no worries

okay i'll try

I still need these ones too, but I can't ask you to trade those unless you want to be kind because otherwise you'll be giving me more FJ points than I'm giving you.
John F Kennedy 16000
Lyndon Johnson 16000
Theodore Roosevelt 17000
Woodrow Wilson 17000
Strange Cube 20000

Anyway, lemme know what you think. This needs to be all consensual lol :P

hahaha idk dude those are kinda important for me. im not willing to give those up is the straight answer. if you still want to do the trade let me know