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#432 - 19 Male Denmark White straight Christian l… 01/10/2014 on FJ poll +2
#41 - Comment deleted 12/10/2013 on I was told there would be pi 0
#14 - More feels and crying hours than the entire length of the series 09/27/2013 on The Feels... 0
#3 - Jokes on you, would never even get past the first achievement  [+] (6 new replies) 09/26/2013 on Gamerscore over 9000! +59
#5 - adu (09/27/2013) [-]
Sucks when you're just not sure if you can love anyone as much as your first.
#48 - CXJokerXD (09/27/2013) [-]
Don't you dare give me that thought.
User avatar #9 - tastycrisps (09/27/2013) [-]
hey don't worry man it gets better. I just got over a break up, and I mean just got over a breakup that happened over a year ago. Everyone says that time heals all wounds but I never understood that. It didn't feel like I'd ever be happy or love someone else, ever. But over the past month I just, felt better. Nothing significant happened to give me some sort of apifany I just got over it. I stopped thinking about that first love all the time. And when i did, i didn't feel hopeless or sad or lonely. I felt free for the fist time since the breakup.

Imma describe this with an analogy: Experiencing a breakup from a loved one is like someone attaching a ball and chain to your feet. For months it drags you down, it cripples you. You try to live your life normally and forget it's there, but you can't. Every day, one way or another, you're reminded of it's presence. You get used to the initial shock of the ball and chain, and maybe even think that one day you'll forget it's there, but you don't. As you drag the weight along you notice that the chain develops some wear and tear, but you couldn't possibly believe that a chain that huge could break. But, almost suddenly, the chain does breaks. You're incredibly relieved, but you have forgotten what is was like to live without the ball and chain. Of course you are thrilled of it's disappearance, but are unsure how to live like you did before the ball.

Your life changes constantly, and forever is a long time. No matter how much it feels like it, you will change and so will your emotions. It does get better, it really do.
User avatar #10 - adu (09/27/2013) [-]
That's good advice. It's been two months since it happened, but it was on good terms, and she's never stopped being my best friend. She's the only girl I've ever heard of with the courage to help hold together a trainwreck she caused. She's special like that. I was absolutely debilitated for the first month. I didn't want to kill myself or anything, I'm not that niave, but it just... hurt to be alive. Things didn't get a whole lot better 5 or 6 weeks after, but things have been picking up recently as we've learned to laugh and talk as platonic friends. I'm getting better and better at loving myself for who I am, forgiving myself of my failures, realizing I have a future even if she might not be in it. Thanks to her though, I know for a fact that I have what it takes to make a girl happy, truly happy, and with that in mind I'll be more confident and better equipped for the next sweet girl that wriggles her way into my heart. And hopefully I'll be the kind of man that can give her the joy she deserves.
#64 - Mumford (09/27/2013) [-]
Tell you one thing it gets easier after the first love. Like a lot easier. The first girl I loved I thought she was it. We fucked up well mostly she fucked up but I didnt handle things well. After that I just had fun for a good 6 months till I met another girl. We broke up over a year ago and although sometimes I look back on those times with a sad smile on my face, my god, I have enjoyed that last year. I've done so much and look back on myself with embarrased pride.

I guess what i'm really trying to say is that it gets a lot easier after the first love
#4 - imnotnew (09/26/2013) [-]
i stay screaming your moms name
#16 - toaru kagaku no railgun - if anyone wondered 09/19/2013 on Funnyjunk show me you me... 0
#4 - Picture 08/24/2013 on It's simple +9
#92 - one problem about this gif, is that none of them is into a spr… 08/18/2013 on Game is hard. 0
#2 - before and after it met... CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow  [+] (1 new reply) 08/17/2013 on Release The Quackin +14
#5 - somenerd (08/18/2013) [-]
#3 - Gud bevare Danmark  [+] (3 new replies) 08/10/2013 on Like a Boss 0
#7 - anonymous (08/10/2013) [-]
Shut up, please?
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#6 - munstarr (08/10/2013) [-]
#2 - This man should be an example to every boss around the world, …  [+] (10 new replies) 08/07/2013 on A true man +300
#67 - finalequinox (08/08/2013) [-]
**finalequinox rolls 80**
#88 - darshian (08/08/2013) [-]
**darshian rolls 89**
User avatar #85 - linktheherooftime (08/08/2013) [-]
**linktheherooftime rolls 64**
User avatar #120 - jakols (08/08/2013) [-]
**jakols rolls 89**
#58 - anonymous (08/08/2013) [-]
I'm in the military, and during our training missions/exercises we were taught that the top picture is how we should lead a team into war. I was selected as the team leader for the week out in the field and got in trouble for actually participating and physically helping my team. They believe that a leader is by far the most valuable and your sleep/rest/well being is more important than any of your team mates. As leader, you're only objective is to give orders and make sure they are doing them.
User avatar #130 - thewaronbeingcool (08/08/2013) [-]
That makes sense in the military, because the leader could be killed.

There's not much risk for a guy running an office though.
#41 - tahbithah (08/08/2013) [-]
hmm i wonder why this guy is the only one smiling?
#40 - iloverapingmen (08/08/2013) [-]
as posted last time by some fag
User avatar #150 - qwertyuioplkjh (08/08/2013) [-]
LoL in a nutshell
#83 - anonymous (08/08/2013) [-]
MOBA in a nutshell
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