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Date Signed Up:1/31/2013
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#3 - Nope. Can't stop the rape RAGE train.  [+] (3 new replies) 09/05/2013 on Kidnap. +27
#4 - murrlogic (09/05/2013) [-]
BITCH YOU AIN'T SLICK YOU GONNA SUCK MY GREEN SCALY DICK!!!
#5 - shrapnelleader (09/05/2013) [-]
When she proceeds to fight Bowser...
User avatar #6 - murrlogic (09/05/2013) [-]
Wonder how she likes her tube steak?

Doesn't matter she doesn't get a choice she is getting it raw
#10 - Picture 09/05/2013 on FRYANCE +3
#40 - I could beat my sister in any game we played together EXCEPT f… 09/05/2013 on When I Play Video Games... +1
#3 - Comment deleted 09/04/2013 on Ex Gfs -1
#62 - Comment deleted 09/04/2013 on Guess what I did for the... 0
#1 - No. Now it does. 09/04/2013 on Does this make my ass look... +1
#3 - Suggestion to the import: 09/04/2013 on scubaru 0
#4 - Picture 09/04/2013 on Sleep overs +1
#5 - Almost as terrifying as Lemongrab creepers.  [+] (7 new replies) 09/04/2013 on It's raining suprises +115
User avatar #32 - animedudej (09/04/2013) [-]
oh god... i watched a comp video of Lemongrabs screams... this show is made for kids right? right?
User avatar #18 - heartlessrobot (09/04/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-7mQhSZRgM That is pretty fucking scary.
User avatar #19 - heartlessrobot (09/04/2013) [-]
Dueling Carls,  a "Talking Carl" Scream Fight
I meant to do this instead.
User avatar #35 - admiralen (09/04/2013) [-]
MONSTERS!!!
User avatar #8 - earloflemondgrab (09/04/2013) [-]
I AM NOT CREEPY!
#7 - Ihazfunkitty (09/04/2013) [-]
User avatar #6 - numaniod (09/04/2013) [-]
holy shit that was hilarious. thank you.
#7 - My cat's reaction was more along the lines of "I'm sorry …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/04/2013 on Sign -1
User avatar #8 - sirfapaton (09/04/2013) [-]
I see. Mine runs away to corner and then pretends it has just been laying there the whole day and looks up in wonder. Doesn't do the same shit again after a few times of that.
#5 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 09/04/2013 on Sign 0
User avatar #6 - sirfapaton (09/04/2013) [-]
Some do. Mostly about getting caught.
User avatar #7 - shrapnelleader (09/04/2013) [-]
My cat's reaction was more along the lines of "I'm sorry you caught me. I'll make your demise quick."
User avatar #8 - sirfapaton (09/04/2013) [-]
I see. Mine runs away to corner and then pretends it has just been laying there the whole day and looks up in wonder. Doesn't do the same shit again after a few times of that.
#2 - Stuff like this makes me want to be a dad.  [+] (4 new replies) 09/03/2013 on Dad is super strong +93
User avatar #63 - tisjunkisdamnfunny (09/03/2013) [-]
watch 16 and prego. their aint no book.
User avatar #18 - sirfiiddlesticks (09/03/2013) [-]
I love Calvin and Hobbes so fucking much.
User avatar #14 - huszti (09/03/2013) [-]
stuff like that makes me happy to be a dad.
User avatar #25 - sprok (09/03/2013) [-]
lying to your children?
#2 - He's got the bling and he's got the ride. 09/03/2013 on Theres always one.. +10
#1 - When you're living by yourself, not even the bad food survives.  [+] (15 new replies) 09/03/2013 on The Incredibles +124
#60 - eeddwweerrdd (09/03/2013) [-]
you can change the direction the food is going if you concentrate.

all i see is kirby throwing up a shit load of food
User avatar #22 - buttinspecter (09/03/2013) [-]
That gif is weird. If I think about the food going into his mouth, it looks like it does. If I think about the food going out of his mouth, it suddenly looks like it does.
User avatar #24 - cormy (09/03/2013) [-]
You stop that. It hurts...
#62 - atma (09/03/2013) [-]
have fun
#65 - crowsnest (09/03/2013) [-]
My tiny brain can't comprehend that gif......
#68 - atma (09/03/2013) [-]
You can't comprehend what it's supposed to be?
Or you can't comprehend how it works? Because I dunno how the fuck it works either
But what it's supposed to be is a figure that's spinning to the left and spinning to the right at the same time. Watch the left figure and then watch the middle one, then watch the right figure and then watch the middle one.
sorry if you already knew that
#69 - crowsnest (09/03/2013) [-]
Well it switched directions on me... then I thought well that can't be right... so I watched it for a few more minutes, then somewhere along the line my brain broke.
User avatar #77 - stanleys (09/03/2013) [-]
I think I got it, it has to do with the white lines. If you look fast enough, the white lines change to make the outline for a different side of the body
#73 - atma (09/03/2013) [-]
Then we're in the same boat!
#76 - crowsnest (09/03/2013) [-]
Does our boat have blackjack? or at least hookers?
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User avatar #84 - KevinPutt (09/03/2013) [-]
<3
#3 - EdwardNigma (09/03/2013) [-]
If you're living alone...why would you buy bad food?
#32 - dross (09/03/2013) [-]
One time I was drunk, didn't go shopping, came home, and ate half a bowl of white-wine sauce at 3am. Decent white-wine sauce, just not really intended to be consumed that way....
User avatar #4 - minnten (09/03/2013) [-]
you don't buy it... It just sort of appears.
#14 - And yet I destroyed an entire civilization with nothing but a …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/03/2013 on Age of Empires +56
User avatar #39 - deadadventurer (09/03/2013) [-]
Villagers dont autoattack in that game...

Basically what you are saying is that you were playing Spanish and used a shitload of micro?
#13 - Comment deleted 09/03/2013 on Age of Empires 0
#63 - Don't get me wrong... I was pretty sad when he died (how many …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/03/2013 on i miss him +4
User avatar #64 - raquelian (09/03/2013) [-]
so wait! the crocodile hunter died the same year Pluto was considered not to be a planet?!?
please excuse while i go drown my sorrows in that bottle of Mtn. Dew I have in my fridge
#60 - Steve Irwin: the only celebrity death to make me cry  [+] (4 new replies) 09/03/2013 on i miss him +32
#85 - generalwatergate (09/03/2013) [-]
mine were freddy mercury and phil hartman
User avatar #61 - raquelian (09/03/2013) [-]
i think i just heard Billy Mays roll over in his grave
#63 - shrapnelleader (09/03/2013) [-]
Don't get me wrong... I was pretty sad when he died (how many commercial people can hold that title?), but only Irwin got me to actual tears.

Oh, and that same year, Pluto was no longer a planet. It was a difficult time for a lot of people.
User avatar #64 - raquelian (09/03/2013) [-]
so wait! the crocodile hunter died the same year Pluto was considered not to be a planet?!?
please excuse while i go drown my sorrows in that bottle of Mtn. Dew I have in my fridge
#9 - Clearly they didn't find Maria in Gears of War 2. 09/02/2013 on (untitled) +5
#8 - Let's see.... what other archer references are there... well, …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/02/2013 on Nice Shootin', Legolas +27
#18 - thechosentroll (09/02/2013) [-]
"Archer references". Oh, I see what you did there.
#17 - ReignFox (09/02/2013) [-]
#7 - Comment deleted 09/02/2013 on Nice Shootin', Legolas 0
#8 - Picture 09/01/2013 on my rules +2
#31 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/01/2013 on Hey Captain Spock! +27
User avatar #80 - ompalomper (09/02/2013) [-]
years after i first saw this and i still don't see how anyone could mix the two of them up

they look nothing alike for fucks sake
#11 - Kind of reminds me of Love You Forever by Robert Munsch …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/01/2013 on Sad +6
User avatar #77 - friedgreenpomatoes (10/28/2013) [-]
that book
that fucking book
that book made me cry like a little huge bitch.
User avatar #53 - xdeathspawnx (09/01/2013) [-]
holy shit I read that book so many times as a kid, and I thought if the exact same thing. Still makes me cry at the end when he goes back and he's the one holding his mom instead of her holding him.
#10 - Picture 09/01/2013 on repost +1

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User avatar #2 - thatoldhorse ONLINE (04/23/2013) [-]
you look nice in that picture of you from 2009
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