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#36 - so that it can be a knee joint. if they didnt rotate it, her &…  [+] (1 reply) 06/27/2016 on Ballerina and cancer... +1
#38 - geneticrepo (06/27/2016) [-]
Ok i understand that.
But why keep the foot at all?
I can see the point of trying to keep a long bone for marrow production, but why the foot? Is it really that beneficial or helpful to have just a "funtioning joint"

I mean cant you just keep the knee and build the prosthesis off that?
#1 - Not to get all emotional or anything, but that scene must actu…  [+] (2 replies) 06/19/2016 on >no Hall & Oates 0
#3 - tiinuyama (06/20/2016) [-]
honestly i kinda wanna see the video, i don't know why but i really do. what the fuck is wrong with me guys?
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#2 - zeldamasterace (06/19/2016) [-]
i saw an interview with one of the officers and he said that's the hardest part of it all.
#3 - The bartender doesn't even pick the music. This dude ain't no hero.  [+] (16 replies) 06/19/2016 on Not all heros wear capes. -62
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#42 - betars (06/20/2016) [-]
I work at a bar and our music comes from the CD player. The customer can request for a disc change. I think this should also be the case here.
#53 - anon (06/20/2016) [-]
you guys are most likely breaking copyright to an extreme extent.

watch your ass.
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#54 - betars (06/20/2016) [-]
Legal (some used) purchases from retail.

Sorry to disappoint, anon.
#10 - anon (06/19/2016) [-]
Were you present there? Is it something impossible to happen?

Why would you even make such a comment man...
#8 - slyblade (06/19/2016) [-]
Almost every bar I frequent, doesn't have a dedicated dj its just one of the bar staff on a laptop.
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#55 - fiveblackmen (06/20/2016) [-]
You are right about most bars not employing DJs. Also, a lot of bars I have been to probably aren't even playing music through a laptop or MP3 player, but rather an old CD player hooked to an old sound system. But people don't typically go to these bars for the music like they would a club.
#4 - improbablyyourdad (06/19/2016) [-]
Cause all bars are the same.
#19 - alexandervascus (06/19/2016) [-]
Oh I know that artist
#21 - taggz (06/19/2016) [-]
Not sharing
#23 - anon (06/19/2016) [-]
it's Incase
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#22 - alexandervascus (06/19/2016) [-]

Took me awhile to find it, the image was reversed so I didn't quite recognize it. Artist is Incase
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#33 - gruntmastr (06/20/2016) [-]
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#26 - billyblooper (06/19/2016) [-]
I slowly scrolled down to the dick. Took me by surprise
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#27 - alexandervascus (06/19/2016) [-]
The page before it has the vagoo, if you're into that kind of thing. Weirdo
#24 - taggz (06/19/2016) [-]
#20 - oubliette (06/19/2016) [-]
Fuck yeah we do