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shortbusterrorist
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| #31 - The devil.... | 05/06/2013 on mfw religion | 0 |
| #77 - She only liked me for my good looks and nothing else... She us… | 05/05/2013 on Damn it. | 0 |
| #4 - To be honest even when I'm 10/10 wasted I still find chicks ug… | 05/05/2013 on This feeling | 0 |
| #191 - >Last year in school I was dating a chick who was pretty da… [+] (5 new replies) | 05/04/2013 on Best 4chan story ever -... | +26 |
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shadowstalk (05/04/2013) [-] >At my 7.5/10 girlfriend's house >we'd been dating for a good while >Kissing, the whole deal >OhYes.jpg >Phone rings >Fat bitch: "Do you want to come over baby ;) I have a surprise for you" >Girlfriend's phone rings >Fat bitch: "You're a dirty whore, go die you piece of shit." >We both shrug it off and laugh >Three minutes later >Knock on the Door >Fat bitch incoming >GFs brother starts pelting the whale with water balloons from his room >Coolest kid ever >Best day ever | ||
| #10 - HA! what you doing this weekend...? Going to get some pussy?!?… | 05/04/2013 on LOL faggots | +9 |
| #91 - God fucking dammit I tried to be funny and I fucked it up agai… [+] (1 new reply) | 05/04/2013 on OAG Laina Bitch Slap | +14 |
| #90 - Part owner of myscape. [+] (2 new replies) | 05/04/2013 on OAG Laina Bitch Slap | +23 |
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shortbusterrorist (05/04/2013) [-] God fucking dammit I tried to be funny and I fucked it up again... That happens to me all the time, sometimes. | ||
| #74 - "360 quickshot lololol" | 05/04/2013 on cod3 | 0 |
| #64 - All these finals post are funny because I just had my last fin… | 05/03/2013 on Finales | +1 |
| #161 - I did this and somehow I got a restraining order from her... D… | 05/03/2013 on Keep staring | 0 |
| #313 - Mine's Jolteon :s | 05/02/2013 on 4chan | 0 |
| #15 - It's pretty much better than sex. | 05/01/2013 on When Canadians rage | 0 |
| #113 - lol | 05/01/2013 on Beta | -4 |
| #89 - I wish I had a gaming sense for females.... Actually... … [+] (2 new replies) | 05/01/2013 on We're special. | +1 |
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fishtacos (05/01/2013) [-] Well isn't this a weird place to give relationship advice? Well, all you gotta do is walk up to a nice-looking female and say "hi". IF you don't know how to start a conversation, compliment her on something she's wearing. For instance, if she's wearing a t-shirt for a band that she likes and you like it too, go up and point out that you like that band too, and the rest of the conversation will come natural. Tl;Dr, Start a conversation, find out what you have in common, and just be friendly. If you fail and the conversation sucks or is really short, try again and get used to dumb conversations. Not everybody has everything in common with you, but there are a hell of a lot of people that have a lot in common. | ||
| #111 - What if his girlfriend died in 9/11 and every year on her birt… [+] (5 new replies) | 05/01/2013 on Beta | +19 |
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| #229 - I wish I was that passionate about some kind of food that I ca… [+] (1 new reply) | 05/01/2013 on Cheesy taturs | 0 |
| #46 - What's the point of living in a perfect world....? If everyone… [+] (1 new reply) | 04/29/2013 on Imagine | 0 |
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| #173 - Do you me who is beautiful..? Read the 3rd word in th… | 04/29/2013 on Everybody's Enemy | -2 |
| #23 - I started working out because I wanted to get some bitches....… [+] (1 new reply) | 04/27/2013 on lift with your heart | 0 |
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thefatmenace (04/27/2013) [-] Which is the feminist: a) Nice story man. I feel you there *thumbs up comment* b) *thumbs up comment* c) I started working out [insert story here] d) Such a sexist pig. Women are more then the just bitches you know. Maybe if you had to worry about your body. Us women have it so much harder then you. I hope you burn in hell you little pig. Took me a couple hours but I found it eventually. I'm just assuming it's C for correct. | ||
| #160 - It's hard to drink from the cup when you prefer to choke.... [+] (2 new replies) | 04/25/2013 on GET OVER IT | +1 |
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Iheartbacon (04/25/2013) [-] im sorry, when was the last time you were in the playoffs? im pretty sure your cups came from one guy! and you traded him away! | ||
| #42 - Thanks bro, I'm glad I'm getting positive feedback from the co… | 04/25/2013 on Best football pic ever | +3 |
| #155 - Hey, you sharks fan must be thirsty.... It's really hard to dr… [+] (4 new replies) | 04/25/2013 on GET OVER IT | +2 |
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shortbusterrorist (04/25/2013) [-] It's hard to drink from the cup when you prefer to choke.... #162
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Iheartbacon (04/25/2013) [-] im sorry, when was the last time you were in the playoffs? im pretty sure your cups came from one guy! and you traded him away! | ||
| #22 - >get the autotuned voice >Go on American Idol &g… | 04/25/2013 on 21% of people shouldn't... | +6 |
| #61 - Maybe each story is a different perspectives from the other pa… | 04/25/2013 on Faith in Humanity | 0 |
| #36 - My high school rugby team took a photo in the showers with all… [+] (2 new replies) | 04/25/2013 on Best football pic ever | +2 |
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shortbusterrorist (04/25/2013) [-] Thanks bro, I'm glad I'm getting positive feedback from the community and they are all interested in my life outside of funnyjunk. | ||
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N. Korean citizen (02/29/2012) [-]
Here's some pick up lines for you
once you get eye contact...HOLD THAT EYE CONTACT! DO NOT BREAK THE EYE CONTACT! THIS IS AN EXAMPLE OF DOMINANT BEHAVIOR! i know it's gonna be hard because in your mind you're going to think she thinks you're a creepy rapist looking for a quick fuick...you must have a neutral facial expression; do not smile and do not frown... only smile if she smiles first, otherwise you will have submitted to her. it is important that you look as calm and natural as possible, so she will not perceive you as creepy. so many girls tell me they feel guys are creepy and when i ask why they don't know...they just "feel it".
d.) when she breaks eye contact...she'll do one of two things. she'll look down at her feet and play with her hands because she's submitting to you...or she'll look up in the air uninterested. if she looks up and away, she's not for you...and is superficial, not worthy of your time...or is just a girl i will refer to as a "tease"...you know, the girl who just wants to see how many guys she can get to stare her down and is automatically uninterested in all of them by default.
or
Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
or
You : "baby ive got 2 tickets here i was wondering if you would like to come with me ?"
Her : "tickets to what ?"
You "two tickets to the gunshow baby" *does double front bicep flex and kisses biceps*
once you get eye contact...HOLD THAT EYE CONTACT! DO NOT BREAK THE EYE CONTACT! THIS IS AN EXAMPLE OF DOMINANT BEHAVIOR! i know it's gonna be hard because in your mind you're going to think she thinks you're a creepy rapist looking for a quick fuick...you must have a neutral facial expression; do not smile and do not frown... only smile if she smiles first, otherwise you will have submitted to her. it is important that you look as calm and natural as possible, so she will not perceive you as creepy. so many girls tell me they feel guys are creepy and when i ask why they don't know...they just "feel it".
d.) when she breaks eye contact...she'll do one of two things. she'll look down at her feet and play with her hands because she's submitting to you...or she'll look up in the air uninterested. if she looks up and away, she's not for you...and is superficial, not worthy of your time...or is just a girl i will refer to as a "tease"...you know, the girl who just wants to see how many guys she can get to stare her down and is automatically uninterested in all of them by default.
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Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
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You : "baby ive got 2 tickets here i was wondering if you would like to come with me ?"
Her : "tickets to what ?"
You "two tickets to the gunshow baby" *does double front bicep flex and kisses biceps*
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kenada (12/18/2011) [-] I didn't roll your name, but I know that feel bro. So here's a cool video, sorry if you have seen it before.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mghhLqu31cQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mghhLqu31cQ
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muffintime (07/01/2011) [-]
Instead of giving your significant other flowers to watch die, send flowers to your enemy with a note that reads, "You're next!"
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N. Korean citizen (07/01/2011) [-]
It takes over 40 muscles to frown at someone in disappointment, and only 4 muscles to reach out and slap them. Do the math.
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iforgotmyaccname **User deleted account** (05/01/2011) [-] http://funnyjunk.com/showcomment/20469877/#c138 This is pretty lulzy....Keep it up
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N. Korean citizen (02/28/2010) [-]
IM SRRY I CANT HEAR U OVER HOW MANY MORE MEDLES WE HAS SUCK MY IDINA COKC FUCKCUAFW@#$#$#@
