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anonymous (02/29/2012) [-]
Here's some pick up lines for you
once you get eye contact...HOLD THAT EYE CONTACT! DO NOT BREAK THE EYE CONTACT! THIS IS AN EXAMPLE OF DOMINANT BEHAVIOR! i know it's gonna be hard because in your mind you're going to think she thinks you're a creepy rapist looking for a quick fuick...you must have a neutral facial expression; do not smile and do not frown... only smile if she smiles first, otherwise you will have submitted to her. it is important that you look as calm and natural as possible, so she will not perceive you as creepy. so many girls tell me they feel guys are creepy and when i ask why they don't know...they just "feel it".
d.) when she breaks eye contact...she'll do one of two things. she'll look down at her feet and play with her hands because she's submitting to you...or she'll look up in the air uninterested. if she looks up and away, she's not for you...and is superficial, not worthy of your time...or is just a girl i will refer to as a "tease"...you know, the girl who just wants to see how many guys she can get to stare her down and is automatically uninterested in all of them by default.
or
Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
or
You : "baby ive got 2 tickets here i was wondering if you would like to come with me ?"
Her : "tickets to what ?"
You "two tickets to the gunshow baby" *does double front bicep flex and kisses biceps*
once you get eye contact...HOLD THAT EYE CONTACT! DO NOT BREAK THE EYE CONTACT! THIS IS AN EXAMPLE OF DOMINANT BEHAVIOR! i know it's gonna be hard because in your mind you're going to think she thinks you're a creepy rapist looking for a quick fuick...you must have a neutral facial expression; do not smile and do not frown... only smile if she smiles first, otherwise you will have submitted to her. it is important that you look as calm and natural as possible, so she will not perceive you as creepy. so many girls tell me they feel guys are creepy and when i ask why they don't know...they just "feel it".
d.) when she breaks eye contact...she'll do one of two things. she'll look down at her feet and play with her hands because she's submitting to you...or she'll look up in the air uninterested. if she looks up and away, she's not for you...and is superficial, not worthy of your time...or is just a girl i will refer to as a "tease"...you know, the girl who just wants to see how many guys she can get to stare her down and is automatically uninterested in all of them by default.
or
Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
or
You : "baby ive got 2 tickets here i was wondering if you would like to come with me ?"
Her : "tickets to what ?"
You "two tickets to the gunshow baby" *does double front bicep flex and kisses biceps*
I didn't roll your name, but I know that feel bro. So here's a cool video, sorry if you have seen it before.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mghhLqu31cQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mghhLqu31cQ
#29 -
muffintime (07/01/2011) [-]
Instead of giving your significant other flowers to watch die, send flowers to your enemy with a note that reads, "You're next!"
#28 -
anonymous (07/01/2011) [-]
It takes over 40 muscles to frown at someone in disappointment, and only 4 muscles to reach out and slap them. Do the math.
http://funnyjunk.com/showcomment/20469877/#c138 This is pretty lulzy....Keep it up
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anonymous (02/28/2010) [-]
IM SRRY I CANT HEAR U OVER HOW MANY MORE MEDLES WE HAS SUCK MY IDINA COKC FUCKCUAFW@#$#$#@



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