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#25 - Well I'm pretty sure a 9 year old girls isn't really a threat …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/18/2013 on Well Done Border Security +5
#88 - craigdavid (20 hours ago) [-]
whats she gonna do?

explode
User avatar #41 - kingron (06/18/2013) [-]
No but she can be a drug mule or a forced terrorist
#33 - N. Korean citizen (06/18/2013) [-]

its called illegal immigration
#11 - Who I made bang in this group starting from the left.... -…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/14/2013 on This guy 0
#12 - nooneofinterest (06/14/2013) [-]
Implying you do the choosing
#144 - Does this rule apply for the black family down the street at n…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/14/2013 on Walmart 0
User avatar #146 - techketzer (06/14/2013) [-]
Yes, it applies especially to them.
#140 - I live in Canada, we don't have security gaurds walking around…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/14/2013 on Walmart 0
#159 - N. Korean citizen (06/14/2013) [-]
Yes they do, even people who look like regular shoppers can be AP
User avatar #141 - techketzer (06/14/2013) [-]
Of course they have store detectives and security guards.
Just because you don't see them does not mean they're not there.
User avatar #144 - shortbusterrorist (06/14/2013) [-]
Does this rule apply for the black family down the street at night time?
User avatar #146 - techketzer (06/14/2013) [-]
Yes, it applies especially to them.
#223 - The only tip I try to give them is my dick.... Mile … 06/13/2013 on What? -3
#191 - >Be 12 >going through that awkward pre puberty faze…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/13/2013 on When did you give up girls? +4
#198 - ThatFatMummy (06/13/2013) [-]
#47 - I bet she has a nice pussy. 06/13/2013 on Cat Glass +1
#28 - Bill Clinton, my nigga. 06/12/2013 on Hmmm.. +5
#91 - I'm also a monk, I searched and found that there are …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/05/2013 on Damn Monks 0
#96 - jkwg (06/05/2013) [-]
WTF really, you mean I was not accepted because i was off by two fucking blades of grass! Goddamn motherfucking monks!
#145 - He's also flamboyant as shit, oh so classy.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/05/2013 on Luke Skywalker 0
#147 - N. Korean citizen (06/05/2013) [-]
Yup, as far as i know he's straight, maybe bi? First time i saw him in one his videos i thought he was gay but i think he's just really camp. People say a lot of things on youtube haha.
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User avatar #21 - graemearg **User deleted account** (10/27/2012) [-]
Are you interested in trading?
User avatar #22 to #21 - shortbusterrorist (10/27/2012) [-]
for what?
User avatar #23 to #22 - graemearg **User deleted account** (10/27/2012) [-]
Well I like your spells, chicken statue, snowman head, strange hat, books, potions, rings, filly egg, guns, crystal, etc
Basically everything discontinued.
User avatar #24 to #23 - shortbusterrorist (10/27/2012) [-]
K. give me a even deal and I'm okay with it.
User avatar #20 - OrangeZebra (09/10/2012) [-]
Do you like simulation hockey?
User avatar #19 - kikkilinu (08/03/2012) [-]
No. No trips.
User avatar #16 - nnoit (07/24/2012) [-]
where did you get your name from?
User avatar #17 to #16 - shortbusterrorist (07/24/2012) [-]
made it myself...
User avatar #18 to #17 - nnoit (07/25/2012) [-]
Huh, strange. There was a guild I met on WoW named Short Bus Terror Squad, so I was just wondering.
#15 - shortyflyguy (07/20/2012) [-]
no srs, why you mad bro ?
#14 - N. Korean citizen (07/20/2012) [-]
you mad, bro ?
#13 - N. Korean citizen (05/29/2012) [-]
You are a Fag Nigger.
#12 - N. Korean citizen (02/29/2012) [-]
Here's some pick up lines for you
once you get eye contact...HOLD THAT EYE CONTACT! DO NOT BREAK THE EYE CONTACT! THIS IS AN EXAMPLE OF DOMINANT BEHAVIOR! i know it's gonna be hard because in your mind you're going to think she thinks you're a creepy rapist looking for a quick fuick...you must have a neutral facial expression; do not smile and do not frown... only smile if she smiles first, otherwise you will have submitted to her. it is important that you look as calm and natural as possible, so she will not perceive you as creepy. so many girls tell me they feel guys are creepy and when i ask why they don't know...they just "feel it".
d.) when she breaks eye contact...she'll do one of two things. she'll look down at her feet and play with her hands because she's submitting to you...or she'll look up in the air uninterested. if she looks up and away, she's not for you...and is superficial, not worthy of your time...or is just a girl i will refer to as a "tease"...you know, the girl who just wants to see how many guys she can get to stare her down and is automatically uninterested in all of them by default.
or
Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
or
You : "baby ive got 2 tickets here i was wondering if you would like to come with me ?"

Her : "tickets to what ?"

You "two tickets to the gunshow baby" *does double front bicep flex and kisses biceps*
User avatar #11 - danishkings (02/10/2012) [-]
i love you
User avatar #9 - kenada (12/18/2011) [-]
I didn't roll your name, but I know that feel bro. So here's a cool video, sorry if you have seen it before.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mghhLqu31cQ
User avatar #10 to #40 - shortbusterrorist (12/18/2011) [-]
Love you bro :)
User avatar #8 - shortbusterrorist (10/20/2011) [-]
*rollimage*
#5 - muffintime (07/01/2011) [-]
Instead of giving your significant other flowers to watch die, send flowers to your enemy with a note that reads, "You're next!"
#4 - N. Korean citizen (07/01/2011) [-]
It takes over 40 muscles to frown at someone in disappointment, and only 4 muscles to reach out and slap them. Do the math.
User avatar #3 - iforgotmyaccname **User deleted account** (05/01/2011) [-]
http://funnyjunk.com/showcomment/20469877/#c138 This is pretty lulzy....Keep it up
#1 - N. Korean citizen (02/28/2010) [-]
IM SRRY I CANT HEAR U OVER HOW MANY MORE MEDLES WE HAS SUCK MY IDINA COKC FUCKCUAFW@#$#$#@
User avatar #2 to #1 - shortbusterrorist (04/05/2011) [-]
i fuck bitches.
User avatar #6 to #26 - ananananon (08/07/2011) [-]
wat
User avatar #7 to #32 - shortbusterrorist (08/07/2011) [-]
Might have been drunk.
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