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shorpinski

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Interests: Browsing FJ, that's about it really
Date Signed Up:11/02/2014
Last Login:1/13/2016
Location:That one planet that rains glass
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Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 60% (60/100)
Level 218 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 219 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Total Comments Made:182
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#2 - They also did a cover of this 01/03/2016 on Hallo Frauen, you heard of... +1
#1 - May he rest in peace, reminisce with me, will you?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/29/2015 on Rest In Peace Lemmy +1
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#3 - chickenbones (12/29/2015) [-]
remember that time he had a really ugly face, but still got more pussy than most guys will ever get?
#6 - Oh, whoops! Sorry about that. Here, have one of my faves. 12/24/2015 on Hand gun porn comp +3
#4 - Will this do for now?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/24/2015 on Hand gun porn comp +10
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#5 - thetellerofstories (12/24/2015) [-]
already saw the second comp. thanks dude
#6 - shorpinski (12/24/2015) [-]
Oh, whoops! Sorry about that. Here, have one of my faves.
#4 - Cool, thanks! 12/20/2015 on Second Grade Horror Stories I +1
#2 - Could you mention me for the next one?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/20/2015 on Second Grade Horror Stories I +1
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#3 - thelastelephant (12/20/2015) [-]
Sure, if I get around to another.
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#4 - shorpinski (12/20/2015) [-]
Cool, thanks!
#2 - Here's the song if anyone wants it 12/18/2015 on Your Dog Is Easy To Kill +1
#42 - Here's the sauce: It's based on some thing called RubyQue… 12/17/2015 on Ruby presents... +1
#7 - Frieza + Cell = FreeCell 12/15/2015 on Witty title +7
#18 - The best part about Kahoot is when it actually works for 5 minutes 12/06/2015 on Kahoot! +2
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#1 - freedomreturns (02/21/2015) [-]
So close.
So close.
User avatar #3 to #2 - freedomreturns (02/21/2015) [-]
I'm going to go to Southpark mall everyday and accost strangers until one of them is you.
User avatar #4 to #3 - shorpinski (02/21/2015) [-]
I don't go to the mall often, so that strategy wouldn't be very effective.
User avatar #5 to #4 - freedomreturns (02/21/2015) [-]
I'm going to go to the Chipotle near the mall and do it then.
User avatar #6 to #5 - shorpinski (02/21/2015) [-]
Good luck.
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