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Gender: male
Age: 32
Date Signed Up:8/24/2009
Last Login:5/25/2012
Location:Canada
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Content Thumbs: 2126 total,  2457 ,  331
Comment Thumbs: 1435 total,  1772 ,  337
Content Level Progress: 26% (26/100)
Level 121 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 122 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 35% (35/100)
Level 214 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 215 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Times Content Favorited:991 times
Total Comments Made:654
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funny pictures

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    Uploaded: 08/17/10
    title Old Fashioned Facebook
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    Uploaded: 06/01/10
    title Traffic Humor
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    Uploaded: 05/23/10
    title Green Submarine
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    Uploaded: 04/14/10
    title Traffic
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    Uploaded: 03/26/10
    title Dad?
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    Uploaded: 03/01/10
    title Test
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youtube videos

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    Uploaded: 06/14/10
    title Library Card!
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    Uploaded: 06/10/10
    title You Became a Meme
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    Uploaded: 06/07/10
    title Blackbird "Lost Demo"
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    Uploaded: 06/07/10
    title Pop Song
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    Uploaded: 05/28/10
    title LIKE A BOSS
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    Uploaded: 05/19/10
    title Albi the Racist Dragon
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funny gifs

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    Uploaded: 10/06/09
    title Whip it.

latest user's comments

#29 - I give up. I tried everything I could think of, but it can't b… 08/15/2011 on memories's profile 0
#28 - Picture 08/15/2011 on memories's profile 0
#26 - Can you send it in a message?  [+] (3 new replies) 08/15/2011 on memories's profile 0
User avatar #27 - memories (08/15/2011) [-]
nahh I don't really want anyone to find it by asking me. not to be a bitch or anything but you're gonna have to find it yourself.
#29 - shorkian (08/15/2011) [-]
I give up. I tried everything I could think of, but it can't be done. If you could find it in your heart to give me a hint I'd try again, but otherwise...
#28 - shorkian (08/15/2011) [-]
#24 - You don't really have a NSFW account, do you? If so, I kindly …  [+] (5 new replies) 08/15/2011 on memories's profile 0
User avatar #25 - memories (08/15/2011) [-]
I do, but I'm not giving it out on my profile.
User avatar #26 - shorkian (08/15/2011) [-]
Can you send it in a message?
User avatar #27 - memories (08/15/2011) [-]
nahh I don't really want anyone to find it by asking me. not to be a bitch or anything but you're gonna have to find it yourself.
#29 - shorkian (08/15/2011) [-]
I give up. I tried everything I could think of, but it can't be done. If you could find it in your heart to give me a hint I'd try again, but otherwise...
#28 - shorkian (08/15/2011) [-]
#4 - And propane accessories. 08/20/2010 on Hank of the Hill 0
#7 - I just gave her some pop-tarts. She was happy. We go bowling e…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/20/2010 on super villan +16
User avatar #8 - DoritothePony (08/20/2010) [-]
Oh thats good. I should remember that for next time.
#28 - damiar (08/21/2010) [-]
we're supposed to keep them alive?
i am so fucked
#5 - You're telling me. My mayors daughter is STILL locked up in my…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/20/2010 on super villan +16
User avatar #6 - DoritothePony (08/20/2010) [-]
Whoa. Tell her i say hi too. I had to let my mayors daughter go because she wanted breakfast. I dont have very good breakfast cereals....
User avatar #7 - shorkian (08/20/2010) [-]
I just gave her some pop-tarts. She was happy. We go bowling every other Sunday, now.
User avatar #8 - DoritothePony (08/20/2010) [-]
Oh thats good. I should remember that for next time.
#28 - damiar (08/21/2010) [-]
we're supposed to keep them alive?
i am so fucked
#3 - I hate when that happens...  [+] (6 new replies) 08/20/2010 on super villan +20
User avatar #4 - DoritothePony (08/20/2010) [-]
I know man. This exact same thing happened to me yesterday.
User avatar #5 - shorkian (08/20/2010) [-]
You're telling me. My mayors daughter is STILL locked up in my basement. She says hi.
User avatar #6 - DoritothePony (08/20/2010) [-]
Whoa. Tell her i say hi too. I had to let my mayors daughter go because she wanted breakfast. I dont have very good breakfast cereals....
User avatar #7 - shorkian (08/20/2010) [-]
I just gave her some pop-tarts. She was happy. We go bowling every other Sunday, now.
User avatar #8 - DoritothePony (08/20/2010) [-]
Oh thats good. I should remember that for next time.
#28 - damiar (08/21/2010) [-]
we're supposed to keep them alive?
i am so fucked
#49 - And that's where babies come from. 08/13/2010 on A Brief Comic of Sharks +3
#2 - There is no NSFW... 08/09/2010 on banned disney pics 0
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User avatar #10 - JackSchidt (02/03/2010) [-]
hey buddy
im laughing at myself----thought your avatar was something totally different than it is--looks kinda penile in the small version
User avatar #11 to #11 - shorkian (02/03/2010) [-]
Ya, I saw that right after I left my first comment with it. I guess that's the effect of prolonged exposure to the internet...
#9 - anonymous (01/25/2010) [-]
your a dumbass you failed. for wow that was riddle the rest of this message is spam bomb booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooobbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb bbbiliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssss ssssssssssssssssssss
#8 - anonymous (01/10/2010) [-]
If you want to catalogue every reference ever made on the Simpson's you've got your work cut out for you. Stop flooding the site, get a girlfriend.
#7 - Eslin (01/10/2010) [-]
You should have released you Simpsons reference every week not 55 in 1 day.
User avatar #6 - deFridge (12/10/2009) [-]
THX FOR INVITE BUDDY. NO AV :(
#5 - anonymous (11/30/2009) [-]
i just found out all of the pictures that i think are funny have come from you. plz upload more
#4 - MrSquiggly (11/30/2009) [-]
where do you get these comics from!?
#3 - anonymous (11/30/2009) [-]
your thumbs know no bounds
#2 - KoolKracker (11/08/2009) [-]
2 questions... did you make that one patrick picture with the "When you see it you'll shit bricks"
and can or may you tell me what program you used to make it
#1 - thespammer (10/07/2009) [-]
spam for you!
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